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ITT list the most worthless allies of the United States.
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:16 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin Allies so shitty we should just declare a nuclear attack on them will be ignored.
1. South Korea (hottest Asian women, but still fucking racist dwarves)
2. Germany
3. The Philippines
4. France (nice job withdrawing from NATO when you were needed, joining up after you weren't).
5. Japan |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:17 AM Author: angry heaven if the US were to wipe israel from the planet, everyone except some whiny american kikes would breathe a huge sigh of relief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282041) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:18 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin Israel's the only thing keeping the fucking Arabs in line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282044) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:29 AM Author: lilac marketing idea parlor arms sales and military support to oil sheiks are what keep the arab states in line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282169) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:50 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin Those oil sheiks would've been overthrown long ago if they couldn't whip their dumbs into a frenzy over the Jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282371) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:21 AM Author: Doobsian trailer park deer antler read your first sentence.
also, saudi arabia (sure we get oil from them, but it's not like we get a discount vs. everyone else)? israel? pakistan? |
Date: May 28th, 2013 12:18 AM Author: yapping very tactful jap french chef 1. ISRAEL 2. Pakistan 3. Turkey 4. Karzai's Afghanistan
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:19 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin Pakistan's not really an ally. Agree on Afghanistan, but we're leaving anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282052) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:29 AM Author: lilac marketing idea parlor turkey's actaully a pretty valuable ally. sure they denied us military access against iraq, but only because htey knew what a shitshow that was going to be in advance and wanted no part in it. shrewd move on their part.
really the one and only middle eastern country capable of projecting power outside of boarders (and i don't mean launching scud missiles).
provide potential military access in case of war with iran.
weak enough that we can still influence them a great deal through arms sales/etc.
one of the biggest islamic states, and our other islamic allies are fucking oil sheiks... i.e., they don't provide any benefit other than the oil they happen to sit on. good to have a decent islamic ally. |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:51 AM Author: Floppy foreskin stage replace Turkey with Egypt and this list is cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282380) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:52 AM Author: Rose Unhinged Dysfunction Travel Guidebook (muslim terrorist trash) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282388) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 1:04 AM Author: Gaped irate antidepressant drug weed whacker (JIDF Lieutenant Commander) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282517) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:19 AM Author: Titillating Hell Toaster israel 1 and it isn't close (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282050) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:20 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin (libtard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282055) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:22 AM Author: Titillating Hell Toaster (iq challenged shitcon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282072) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:23 AM Author: Doobsian trailer park deer antler really? even a lot of conservatives i know feel like our alliance is a necessary evil where they pretty much suck down our resources. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282085) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:26 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin lol, the Israelis are the only real friends we have in the Middle East. You must be living in a fantasy if you think Israel's the reason Arabs hate us. They've been attacking us since Tripoli. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282132) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:29 AM Author: Doobsian trailer park deer antler hmmm, i don't live in that fantasy land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282170) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 3:55 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin No, you live in the religion of peace fantasyland. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23283147) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:29 AM Author: primrose demanding temple The "necessary" part implies they're not useless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282164) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:30 AM Author: Doobsian trailer park deer antler good point, i suppose it just sucks dick though because israel it seems leverages the shit out of their position. i guess most would though so i don't hold any ill will towards them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282182) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:20 AM Author: Soggy tanning salon knife Pakistan is credited at this point. Under Musharraf, shit was different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282056) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:33 AM Author: lilac marketing idea parlor in what way could you really call them an 'ally' though?
i don't think either party claims to be an ally of the other.
indeed, we're much closer to going to war with pakistan than being an 'ally' |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:22 AM Author: alcoholic philosopher-king pisswyrm every shitlib that lives in this country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282079) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:24 AM Author: Bossy anal coffee pot brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282107) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:29 AM Author: Trip Station Mother he said worthless, not destructive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282157) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:24 AM Author: lilac marketing idea parlor it's not that israel is worthless. they do a lot of r&d for us. or so the jewish media would have us believe...
who am i to doubt that though? they are some sharp mother fuckers.
the problem is when you look at in a cost benefit analysis.
we all know at the drop of a hat they'll ditch us for china. lousy kikes.
so, from a cost/benefit viewpoint our worst 'allies' are:
1. israel 2. south korea 3. japan 4. the bigger nato countries (we have less influence over them and they don't even really help us out that much). |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:28 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin Israel has nothing in common with China. The Chinese would gas the Jews without blinking an eye.
Shitlibs hate Israel because it's an outpost of Western civilization in hostile territory, because it proudly and openly claims ethnicity as a basis for nationhood, and because it unapologetically defends itself against barbarian attack. |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:34 AM Author: lilac marketing idea parlor most people hate israel b/c they're a bunch of kikes doing kikey thing to innocent people living in the desert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282224) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:51 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin lol at Arabs being innocent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282375) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 1:00 AM Author: Rose Unhinged Dysfunction Travel Guidebook i'll grant you that. no one is arguing that israel doesn't kill innocents. but be honest, a world without muslims is a better world, period. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282478) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 1:05 AM Author: Gaped irate antidepressant drug weed whacker no "palestinian," whether muslim or christian, is innocent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282534) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 1:09 AM Author: Rose Unhinged Dysfunction Travel Guidebook newborn palestinians are innocent. they usually turn pure evil at around 3 weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282574) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:49 AM Author: fragrant dog poop jews: ethnocentrism for isreal!
jews: diversity and multiculturalism for america!
*blank stare* |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:51 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin Diaspora Jews aren't the same as sabras. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282382) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:52 AM Author: fragrant dog poop they're the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282397) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 1:05 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin No, bro, the soil of Eretz Israel gives Jews self-respect and a sense of identity. You should be encouraging aliyah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282530) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 6:26 PM Author: fragrant dog poop bro, a soil does neither. the jews have plenty of identity. you should be encouraging diversity in isreal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23286413) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 1:06 AM Author: Gaped irate antidepressant drug weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282542) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:34 AM Author: red naked dilemma (OP clearly not a jew) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282219) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:49 AM Author: unholy bull headed box office anti-semites MAF that israel and u.s. share common enemies.
look at the list of top u.s. foreign aid. israel is probably the only one with legitimate common interests. some of the others openly attempt to fuck us over like egypt and pakistan (not to mention iraq and afghanistan or congo, hati, WestBank/Gaza, etc.)
Afghanistan 12,924.40 2,659.00 10,265.40 Israel 3,026.40 31.30 2,995.10 404.97 Iraq 2,147.60 1,183.90 963.70 70.65 Pakistan 1,700.10 1,026.90 673.20 9.07 Egypt 1,471.20 172.50 1,298.70 17.92 Haiti 1,263.40 1,261.50 1.90 129.98 Kenya 1,032.10 1,029.50 2.60 24.61 Jordan 850.80 531.60 319.20 130.73 South Africa 757.00 755.30 1.70 15.45 Philippines 610.80 584.50 26.30 6.00 Ethiopia 607.00 606.30 0.70 6.85 Tanzania 560.10 559.20 1.00 12.29 Sudan 534.70 534.70 0.00 15.93 Nigeria 530.10 519.20 10.90 3.20 Uganda 469.90 469.00 0.90 14.43 West Bank/Gaza 463.60 463.60 109.71 Colombia 436.00 276.00 160.00 9.75 Congo (Kinshasa |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:57 AM Author: topaz set lol, just lol at how we spend billions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282451) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 3:08 AM Author: Shaky Chad Lol at wasting $ giving aid to all these faggots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23283086) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:50 AM Author: Razzmatazz new version thought this was gonna be like those pacific islands michael moore used to make fun of, like tuvalu and vanuatu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282370) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:52 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin Michael Moore doesn't have to coordinate the fucking Navy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282395) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:51 AM Author: lavender glittery native Pakistan
Israel
South Korea
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:51 AM Author: Rose Unhinged Dysfunction Travel Guidebook israel kills muslim trash. if anyone here doesn't realize how useful this is, you're a fucking trash muslim sympathizer. these people want to kill us. it's awesome when they get killed, therefore: q.e.d. faggots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282383) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:52 AM Author: Turquoise Background Story my favorite running jew gimmick is labeling anyone who doesn't support the alliance with israel an anti-semite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282394) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:53 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin You have to be a Jew-hater to oppose the alliance with Israel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282403) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:58 AM Author: topaz set lol, cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282459) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 12:59 AM Author: Rose Unhinged Dysfunction Travel Guidebook (muslim trash) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23282466) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 2:57 AM Author: Spectacular carnelian idiot giraffe LOL at all the poasters who claim Israel is even a US ally. We have no treaty with Israel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23283064) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 3:57 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23283148) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 3:04 AM Author: milky base feces germany and france both lost dozens of dudes in afghanistan for us. the philippines is basically a naval asset even without subic or clark. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2267209&forum_id=2#23283079) |
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Date: May 28th, 2013 4:03 AM Author: thirsty state cumskin Guantanamo is a naval asset too.
Fuck Germany and France, they busted our nut over Iraq. |
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