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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:59 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space "Closed a major strategic partnership deal yesterday afternoon and have another high-level meeting today. I could definitely get used to traveling back and forth between NOLA and SF. Making new contacts every day..."
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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:59 PM Author: Titillating state haha so douchey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077617) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:01 PM Author: Overrated Smoky Useless Brakes University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077633) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:01 PM Author: lime stag film I feel like these people are why the world sucks so bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077635) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:07 PM Author: Cracking site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077675) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:08 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Pisswyrm Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077686) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 9:50 PM Author: Floppy Elite Location Personal Credit Line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21081391) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:03 PM Author: Talented den LET'S GET THIS HIGH LEVEL MEETING STARTED MY NIGGAS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077642) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:17 PM Author: Hairraiser pale house haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2012 2:13 PM Author: Topaz naked rigor dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21100818) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:06 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space He's an entrepreneur hawking the latest BIG SOCIAL MEDIA app. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077668) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:06 PM Author: Titillating state lol at "high-level meeting" btw.
if you have to clarify it's high level, you're taking notes there, at best. |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:07 PM Author: Gold Pistol Turdskin Insufferable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077680) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: filthy parlor im nauseas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077848) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:08 PM Author: Ebony Electric Stage Death Wish did he like his own status? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077685) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:47 PM Author: milky friendly grandma plaza titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079302) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:08 PM Author: Jade buck-toothed theater stage alpha friends don't make facebook qoutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077690) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:09 PM Author: Very tactful contagious roast beef Fuck Facebook for shit like this making me hate almost everyone I know. I'd rather not know how fucking annoying my acquaintances are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077695) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:13 PM Author: Mind-boggling Feces lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21078986) |
Date: July 13th, 2012 1:08 PM Author: Jet-lagged tank whorehouse This is incorrect. A real alpha would post nothing at all with respect to this incident. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077689) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:16 PM Author: Carnelian heady incel spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077750) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:09 PM Author: poppy stirring kitty goal in life yeah, real alpha.
all i get from that is "i am insecure and desperately need attention; will you, my online contacts, give it to me? please!??!" |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:14 PM Author: french ivory mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21078994) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:09 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space To be fair, I half believe him. Comes from an extremely wealthy and influential family. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077696) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:10 PM Author: poppy stirring kitty goal in life lol that's not the point.
i can't imagine the levels of bourgeois striverdom required to interpret the critical comments above as expressions of suspicions as to the veracity of the post's factual claims. |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:17 PM Author: Titillating state almost makes it worse. he should know better.
sounds like new money to me. |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:18 PM Author: Jet-lagged tank whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077758) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:20 PM Author: Bonkers gay school cafeteria is he jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077774) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:20 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space Not a Jew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077776) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:12 PM Author: crystalline national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21078977) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:21 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space I would say who his dad is but that might outself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077781) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:26 PM Author: Jet-lagged tank whorehouse Mitt Romney? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077815) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:28 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space No, a NOLA big shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077833) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:29 PM Author: Titillating state LOL at NoLa big shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077845) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:12 PM Author: crystalline national Huey Long (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21078980) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 9:49 PM Author: Indigo native milk Brad Pitt. It was Maddox's alpha profile. Did you friend him or did he friend you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21081389) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:29 PM Author: Titillating state (insert random tech millionaire that will lose everything w/in a decade) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077843) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 3:47 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space UPDATED STATUS: Nothing like the first amendment in full force in SF! Witnessed at least 3 organized demonstrations today and been stopped on street twice by save Darfur and animal rights activists. As long as it stays 63 degrees and sunny, I could stay here all day, get harassed, and be happy!
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:14 PM Author: Mind-boggling Feces lol @ facebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21078990) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:16 PM Author: Jet-lagged tank whorehouse Lemme guess, this comment got a lot of "likes," all of them from other douches equally capable of posting the original douchey comment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079009) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:37 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space Lulz, no. 2000 friends and 0 likes. Pathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079217) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:42 PM Author: Jet-lagged tank whorehouse Hmm, fair enough, but strange. Usually when I see people post douchey status updates like in your OP, they get a lot of likes and comments from other douches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079267) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 5:03 PM Author: Gold Pistol Turdskin Probably ugly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079446) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:39 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space UPDATED STATUS: Benu, July 2012. One of the best 18 course + beverage pairing meals of my life. My dad said it would also rank among top 3 most expensive of his life. Well worth it!
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:41 PM Author: Learning Disabled Drab Heaven Holy shit. He's golfing after his high-level meeting. This guy is a non-stop alpha train. Choo choo,next stop pussyville, amirite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079255) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space OLD STATUS: R'evolution was a colossal failure. The prime bone in filet was mediocre quality beef (Ruth's, far superior), drenched in salt and how about lobster bernaise sauce for an additional $8?! Wow. Nasty! Yes, Foie Gras, tomato revolution salad, and bone marrow were all excellent but for the value, expectations, service and food quality, I may never eat there again. They clearly paid a fortune for social media firm to manipulate yelp, opentable, other reviews. 3 star restaurant with 5+ star prices.
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:46 PM Author: Jet-lagged tank whorehouse JESUS H. FUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079296) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 6:26 PM Author: Crusty Beady-eyed Shrine Old Irish Cottage Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079970) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 9:55 PM Author: Self-absorbed exciting deer antler background story This made me laugh hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21081418) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 5:03 PM Author: Gold Pistol Turdskin No way this is real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079451) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: Jet-lagged tank whorehouse I think this thread goes to show that alpha isn't so much about what you do, but how you do it. If this guy simply did all the things he posted about, without posting about it, it would be alpha. Instead, its douchey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079286) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:46 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space These are literally all cut and pastes from his timeline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079294) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:47 PM Author: Jet-lagged tank whorehouse I know, friend, I know. Thanks for posting by the way, very entertaining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079303) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:50 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space STATUS JUST FOR YOU: Looking for an introduction to any corporate executives at Dick's Sporting Goods. They are based in Pittsburgh so if you know any prominent businesspeople there, good chance they can introduce me to a Board member. If I can close this deal, I will compensate you for the introduction.
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:52 PM Author: Jet-lagged tank whorehouse You should reply that you can introduce him to Dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079354) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:49 PM Author: Learning Disabled Drab Heaven OMFG... This guy poasts on xo, too!
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993255&forum_id=2#21079033 |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:53 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space MY FAVORITE: Just logged into LinkedIn for the first time in probably six months after learning of the password security breach; 23 unread personal messages and 330 connection requests! How come I've never received any e-mails or notifications that people were trying to reach me on this network? I really don't have time for another social network but as far as business goes, none is better than LinkedIn. Upset that I missed a few big business inquiries from acquaintances sent over the past few months.
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:56 PM Author: Jet-lagged tank whorehouse Damn, dude doesn't even try to humblebrag, he just straight up does it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079392) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 5:04 PM Author: mewling fragrant lay Awe inspiring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079458) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 5:09 PM Author: Motley shitlib none of this is alpha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079489) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 5:09 PM Author: burgundy base You are adding serious value to xo with your work here, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079495) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 8:35 PM Author: Talented den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21080857) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space OLD STATUS: Oh what a flight to Oakland: Met a 79 year old angel that turned my life upside down after 4 hours of philosophical conversation, diffused a major racial conflict between a rude flight attendant and a group of passengers and then became the quasi-flight attendant, serving the unruly passengers. All this with constant turbulence and warnings of greater turbulence (which never matrialized). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21081274) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 9:54 PM Author: puce property idiot impressive work here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21081413) |
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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:08 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space UPDATED STATUS: Thanks to Steven X, closing deals left and right in the Bay! Can't say enough good things about doing business with Bay area investors. Smart, personal, and trusting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21093890) |
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Date: July 16th, 2012 1:41 PM Author: Hyperactive emerald point what kind of deals is this guy doing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21100680) |
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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:08 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space OLD STATUS: Unreal blue fin tuna carpaccio salad in Malibu @ Tra Di Noi. Pays to know locals! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21093898) |
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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:10 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space OLD STATUS: I could totally live in a hotel. Truly one of my favorite places to relax, work, and socialize. I have a penchant for finding great hotels at very reasonable prices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21093933) |
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Date: July 16th, 2012 1:03 PM Author: Orchid fluffy space CLASSIC STATUS: Always nice to find out that my parents have their priorities straight...my mom just casually mentioned that she and my dad had a private dinner with "Steve Jobs widow, some big deal computer guy, I don't know ask your father, maybe you should talk to her" two weeks ago. No big deal, I'll make sure to ask Mrs. Jobs her background and interests...
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Date: July 16th, 2012 1:06 PM Author: Thriller goyim corner what a faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21100473) |
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Date: July 16th, 2012 2:12 PM Author: obsidian windowlicker parlour MOAR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21100815) |