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3L w/ no job lined up - Mom told me to "be more available"
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:11 PM Author: Scarlet cowardly space female 3L at T25. i worked pretty hard throughout LS but am slightly below median. no good job prospects so i think my mom is telling me that i need to make myself more marriageable.
im 27.
FML. |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:40 AM Author: Galvanic purple library Are you hot? Just find a sugar daddy to take care of you. You're clearly not a dummy, so if you're attractive, then you can also tell the dude to rest assured that you'll raise smart kids. Boom. Life plan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19887283) |
Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:18 PM Author: Canary Glittery Skinny Woman she's right. wtf is wrong with you? get on the treadmill; you can swell up like a whale after you get a hubby. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883664) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:19 PM Author: Scarlet cowardly space im not fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883673) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:21 PM Author: Canary Glittery Skinny Woman lol, ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883680) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:46 AM Author: Red Exciting Philosopher-king get implants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19887453) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:18 PM Author: haunting generalized bond stag film don't think, know. Take the hint.
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stats? |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:19 PM Author: Scarlet cowardly space what kind of stats? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883672) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:21 PM Author: haunting generalized bond stag film height, weight, bust size?
also, her advice is half credited. don't marry for stability because that will fail, but might as well be young, fun and single if your worklife is gonna blow, right? |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:23 PM Author: Scarlet cowardly space 5'5, 130, 34C
idk i dont think i should give up now after putting in 3 years of hard work. i can always get married later after putting in some quality career years. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:26 PM Author: haunting generalized bond stag film alright, now we are talking...right up my wheelhouse.
but seriously, don't poast this on XO, the shitshow hasn't commenced yet.
Just take the bar, pass it, apply to jobs and if nothing pans out...
try something else. I predict that outside of T6, 10% of grads practicing law will be the real number so you are not alone.
might as well go to the gym.
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:31 PM Author: Scarlet cowardly space i think its more than going to the gym though
i dont exactly dress up and wear lots of makeup when i go to class. nor do i flirt and dance when i go out as much as my friends. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:41 PM Author: splenetic faggotry So you are saying things that are making you a fucking shrew but haven't done anything about it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19885024) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:31 PM Author: Hilarious Dull State married to whom? your marrigeability keeps on dropping as you age. it is currently in decline. i'm not trying to alarm you, but that's simply how it works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883740) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:49 PM Author: bateful whorehouse lose weight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883890) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 2:46 AM Author: Chocolate hospital police squad "quality career years?"
lol sweetheart that train left the station about 2 years ago when first semester grades came out. |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 2:48 AM Author: sapphire wonderful cruise ship messiness You think so, eh? Silly shrew wannabe. You're going to end up with a shitty career and no marriage prospects. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886940) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 2:51 AM Author: titillating sandwich drinking a pepsi as we speak. i bought it back in december in columbus ohio. (was visiting family for xmas.) columbus fucking ohio. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886946) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:46 AM Author: exhilarant area marketing idea Same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19887454) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:42 AM Author: Galvanic purple library Ok. I'd probably smash you. This bodes well for you. Find a biglaw bro, flaunt the chest, and let the hormones do the rest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19887287) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:21 PM Author: Canary Glittery Skinny Woman weight, cup size, facial attractiveness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883682) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:23 PM Author: Scarlet cowardly space idk 6.5-7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883696) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:25 PM Author: Aggressive set sound barrier 6.5-7 on a LS scale or general pop. scale? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883706) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:26 PM Author: Scarlet cowardly space general pop i think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883712) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:26 PM Author: godawful hateful resort gay wizard take a pic of your body and post it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883709) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:30 PM Author: Scarlet cowardly space this is about a year old
http://imgur.com/jgIHv |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:31 PM Author: greedy medicated center jewess omg JILL? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883734) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:31 PM Author: haunting generalized bond stag film LOL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883738) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:32 PM Author: Scarlet cowardly space no my name is not jill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883747) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:31 PM Author: haunting generalized bond stag film is that stawberry blonde I see? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883744) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:32 PM Author: Scarlet cowardly space yeah although i think i had highlights at the time of that picture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883752) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:36 PM Author: haunting generalized bond stag film so, a couple of things. the hip to waist ratio is credited as is the strawberry blonde.
so, follow mom's advice: make yourself available.
this means bang on the second date, not the first. Stick with the gym work and you should be golden.
as to the work thing: see above posts...the law economy is in the shitter...it is what it is. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:32 PM Author: passionate green step-uncle's house that dress isn't the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883756) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:35 PM Author: Scarlet cowardly space i know
i dont really keep up with the latest fashions. thats probably what my mom is talking about. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:36 PM Author: godawful hateful resort gay wizard you have a pretty decent body from what I can tell. Unless you have a shrew-ish looking face you should be able to find a man pretty easily if you start acting more cheerful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883781) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:39 PM Author: haunting generalized bond stag film cheery girl gets the nut(s). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883807) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:43 PM Author: Scarlet cowardly space yeah this is probably my main problem
im just not naturally cheery like a lot of other girls. im not a ice queen but im just a bit more reserved that most girls. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:44 PM Author: passionate green step-uncle's house i know exactly what you're talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883848) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:35 AM Author: Slap-happy Big Stead you're my type. Unfortunately, I'm also unemployed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19887428) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:41 PM Author: passionate green step-uncle's house i don't mean fashion. i don't know what is in fashion either. i just mean in terms of flattering your body. the top of the dress doesn't accentuate your body (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883819) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:53 PM Author: bateful whorehouse You look really dumpy and pale. Hit the gym and get a tan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883915) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:55 PM Author: passionate green step-uncle's house SKIN CANCER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883931) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 8:41 PM Author: Marvelous Poppy Laser Beams Are you from NYC? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19884561) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 12:31 AM Author: Aggressive set sound barrier OMG KATIE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886428) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:37 PM Author: Cracking vermilion faggot firefighter I read this to mean "my mom told me to act sluttier because that will help me get a job". Projecting from conversations with my mom. Sorry about that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883788) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:41 PM Author: haunting generalized bond stag film there is a BIG JUMP from "get a Mrs degree" to "suck cock to get to the top"
I would like to think a mom would insinuate to her daughter the former...right? |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:42 PM Author: Cracking vermilion faggot firefighter "be more available"
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:42 PM Author: primrose chad I, for one, would date you.
But I'd probably dump you because you're a wanna-be lawyer bitch. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:45 PM Author: Jade Kitchen Dopamine no one's going to call flame on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883850) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:46 PM Author: haunting generalized bond stag film you just did.
but I feel as if their is an important unresolved question here:
if someone's mom said "make yourself more available"
does that mean "get a Mrs degree" or "suck cock on the job"?
IRL relevant, no? |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:47 PM Author: passionate green step-uncle's house what if mom just means be more social, i.e., meet more people in both a romantic and social context. this may lead to having more contacts, friends, and a husband (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883872) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:48 PM Author: haunting generalized bond stag film this was what I gathered as the default.
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:50 PM Author: Grizzly aromatic lay Did you not see the photo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883898) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:45 PM Author: turquoise giraffe church BE CHEERFUL
BE SKINNY |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:46 PM Author: passionate green step-uncle's house BE A FIRST GRADE TEACHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883861) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 12:33 AM Author: Talented Painfully Honest Chapel brother, i would fuck the SHIT out of most female 1st grade teachers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886447) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 12:48 AM Author: Aggressive set sound barrier (bro not familiar with teacher butt flattened by years of half sitting, half leaning on a tall stool) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886542) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:45 AM Author: Galvanic purple library Dated one of those for awhile. No fun.
The bodies are typically decent, but they don't know how to have adult conversations. It's annoying as fuck being treated like a kid. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:47 PM Author: Jade Kitchen Dopamine if you had to boil it down to 2 things for a chick, honestly those are the 2. for a dude, it's:
get a job be confident |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:48 PM Author: passionate green step-uncle's house it is so hard to be cheerful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883879) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:52 PM Author: turquoise giraffe church BE SKINNY first
that way you have something to BE CHEERFUL about |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:52 PM Author: passionate green step-uncle's house not a problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883912) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:58 PM Author: Jade Kitchen Dopamine works the same way for dudes. hard to be confident when you're unemployed. get a good job and you'll feel like you're useful and needed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883946) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:59 PM Author: passionate green step-uncle's house for me it's not even being unemployed. i'm just not a cheerful person. more sarcastic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883955) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 7:43 PM Author: Mahogany Ticket Booth so credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19884176) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:49 PM Author: Fragrant insane senate striped hyena titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19885082) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:43 PM Author: racy new version ceo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K6Y-YGZUec (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19885038) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 2:40 AM Author: dark regret home Most of the items on this thread are credited. You mentioned that you don't dance or "hang out" very well. You should find your significant other doing the things that you like. I met my current GF at a museum. She was looking at some art pieces, and we talked about a few of the art pieces before we went to go grab some early dinner. Make yourself available by going to places so that guys can hit on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886918) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 2:43 AM Author: titillating sandwich (dennis rader, the btk (bind, torture, kill) strangler, in an XO post made shortly before his arrest in 2005) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886926) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 3:21 AM Author: Arousing Brunch Multi-billionaire underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886988) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:42 AM Author: Ultramarine soul-stirring coldplay fan cawg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19887285) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:41 AM Author: Slap-happy Big Stead do you ever show guys any interest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19887442) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:42 AM Author: trip big-titted church building Mom is the new Career Services (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19887445) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:44 AM Author: khaki plaza *Single girl posts thread on XOXO*
*Virgins swarm* |