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Just got cuckolded, honest truth here, figuring out what to do
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:09 AM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit She took a half day off work because she was feeling overwhelmed. I get home and she's dressed in heels, put on all her make-up, lipstick, and is generally ready to party. She left early in the night for a "girl's night out." Obviously, I wasn't invited. Came back at 4 and took a shower then slept on the couch. Her jacket smelled like cologne this morning.
Fuck me and my life. Sad. Supposed to take my legal assistant and colleague out to lunch today. |
Date: May 10th, 2013 11:12 AM Author: canary judgmental volcanic crater ladyboy flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171103) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:16 AM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit No actual truth. Totally upset. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171119) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:13 AM Author: Green selfie senate Leave her a note so she knows you're disappointed you didn't get to eat the cream pie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171108) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:25 AM Author: Adventurous garrison electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171150) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 12:21 PM Author: Lilac Toaster Kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171436) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 12:59 PM Author: exciting abusive base filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171619) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:14 AM Author: Mildly autistic misunderstood church building ratface it's amazing how far the technology for real dolls has come along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171110) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:15 AM Author: Citrine Hell if you're going to do this flame I hope you're at least as dedicated to it as tree man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171113) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:15 AM Author: Green selfie senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171114) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:18 AM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit Nah bro, genuinely sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171125) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:22 AM Author: Hairraiser sandwich did you miss the 11 day cruise with ex thread? or the pic of gf and ex as the cover photo on her facebook |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:29 AM Author: Adventurous garrison electric furnace Link??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171166) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:30 AM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit Never read the thread. Honestly don't care about it. Don't have FB anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171171) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 12:26 PM Author: swashbuckling light locale legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171463) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:26 AM Author: Adventurous garrison electric furnace Any idea who he is?
Have you checked her phone? Email?
Do you have hoes on the side?
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:28 AM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit 1. No idea who he is. My first suspect is actually in a different state.
2. Haven't checked her phone because she has been next to it all night and I had to leave for work.
3. Right now, no. However, I can set up some lunch dates with some former fuck buddies if necessary. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:30 AM Author: Adventurous garrison electric furnace I'd say proceed on #3.
And do some investigating. Don't blame the dudes who are laying flesh pipe in your gal. Blame your slut. That said, the type of guy she cucked you with will tell you a lot about your short comings and why you are now a cuck.
ALSO and this is big. Do not tell other girls about your cucking. And try to keep it private. The horns of a cuckold are pussy repellent. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:25 PM Author: Henna Chapel This. Be a stealth CUCK. Go out and get some revenge pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172471) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:46 AM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit She hasn't even texted me this morning. Hiding in the sand I suppose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171247) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:47 AM Author: vibrant dog poop Check her panties ASAP before they go into the wash. 95% chance you'll find a surprise in there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171252) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:52 AM Author: spectacular flesh telephone locus ORLY? http://json999.com/xo/threads.php?a=JohnnyD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171265) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:55 AM Author: indigo boistinker striped hyena Pwnd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171286) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 12:03 PM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit You know, I may have flamed in the past, but this is the honest truth. It actually couldn't be more honest than this.
But you're right, some of my past threads may have been flame. I'll admit that. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:27 PM Author: Henna Chapel (Desperately cues Journey) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172481) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:02 PM Author: copper plaza fanboi seems like a decent bro based on that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173791) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 12:25 PM Author: talented federal national blame it on the black star (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171459) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 10:47 AM Author: Buck-toothed naked stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23176615) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: onyx histrionic menage Does she have an iPhone? If so, all you need is her iTunes password and, assuming she backs up to the Apple cloud, you can DL ALL of her text messages, etc. with a program without ever touching her phone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171595) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:04 PM Author: Wonderful Bat Shit Crazy Mental Disorder There's really no downside to men when women cheat. Who carries all of the risk, if they are the ones who get pregnant and have to care for the baby?
Men who are mad about getting cuckolded are insecure about their ability to go out and out do their woman's evil ways. If my girlfriend ever cheated, or gave me that impression, I'd just one up her. Free pass, brah.
There is one type of risk that men carry, however,- financial risk, so I feel your disappointment. On the upside use this information to cut her off in many regards (no jewelry, seriously, why the fuck would you buy her a purse or a car or something that she'll use to dick around?) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Curious Queen Of The Night (someone who has not read recent court opinions forcing cucked men to pay child support for kids that arent theirs) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171720) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:27 PM Author: Adventurous garrison electric furnace those cucks deserve it for being so weak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171806) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:31 PM Author: Twinkling cerebral address jap a good relationship is not built on one uping each other, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171831) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:39 PM Author: Wonderful Bat Shit Crazy Mental Disorder That's why you both have to submit yourselves to each other. If one gets out of line, what better way to subvert them into submissiveness than one upping them? In other words, all is fine and dandy until the fat lady cucks you, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171891) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:29 PM Author: amber institution codepig lol. "Men who are mad about getting cuckolded are insecure." Only on XO is autism spectrum reasoning carried to these lengths. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172486) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 6:50 PM Author: Wonderful Bat Shit Crazy Mental Disorder (Sharia law enforcer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173723) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:10 PM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit She just texted me asking how I am. FURIOUS BITCH. DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171682) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:17 PM Author: charismatic flushed pocket flask Tell her you know all about last night and watch her unravel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171731) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:26 PM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit Seriously, shit is so obvious that denying it is even more demeaning. I smelled your fucking jacket, you don't dress up like that around me anymore, I wasn't invited, and you lied about when you were coming home. Then you expect me to do your half of the chores because you're still tired?
WTF am I supposed to do? We just re-signed the lease, have a dog, and mutual furniture. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:27 PM Author: chartreuse home factory reset button Kick her out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171804) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:28 PM Author: Adventurous garrison electric furnace yfwi, but im sure moving out will only cost you a month or two in rent. just do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171815) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:14 PM Author: heady brunch community account dat BMC do a wifey good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171707) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:45 PM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit She just asked: "are you mad at me?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171931) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:48 PM Author: Adventurous garrison electric furnace reply back "MAF" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171949) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:48 PM Author: Orchid stead ignore and tell her to get the fuck out of your house when you get back.
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:53 PM Author: Wonderful Bat Shit Crazy Mental Disorder clearly you're dominating her bro. She's feeling remorse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171984) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:54 PM Author: supple splenetic incel Ah, shit. Setting you up to either pretend like nothing happened or force you to accuse her of cheating, then deny it and get angry at you and transition into her litany of complaints against you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171991) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:55 PM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172001) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:55 PM Author: chartreuse home factory reset button the fact that she was so obvious about it tells me she is trying to get him to break up with her because she's too pussy to do it herself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172003) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:00 PM Author: Orchid stead cr analysis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172031) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:02 PM Author: Twinkling cerebral address jap I think the right response is "well, I don't know what you did last night, but you smelled like sex. Care to explain? Or do you just not care?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172036) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:29 PM Author: Demanding clown Wow. Exactly. Checkmate on OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172491) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 7:22 AM Author: cyan floppy cruise ship background story Nailed it with this post bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23176298) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:54 PM Author: Adventurous garrison electric furnace have you considered just rolling with it? a lot of dudes enjoy the cuck life style??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171996) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:30 PM Author: Demanding clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172493) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:01 PM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit Now I'm thinking, did she really cheat or am I actually overreacting? I need solid proof don't I? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172033) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:12 PM Author: Twinkling cerebral address jap she probably didn't cheat. she probably just wants you to think she did.
But she definitely might have cheated. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 6:57 PM Author: big foreskin international law enforcement agency gold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173772) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:15 PM Author: supple splenetic incel Well, here's some bad news- "are you mad at me?" probably means that something happened beyond what you know and she's trying to gauge how much you care/suspect and force you to spell it out. Her behavior (out late, shower, slept on couch) was bullshit and if that was all that happened, I would expect she'd apologize for it, not try to flip it back on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172091) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:09 PM Author: laughsome house i'm so glad my gf is into women and not men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172064) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:13 PM Author: Adventurous garrison electric furnace not sure if you are flame, but this may be TCGF. Have an open relationship but she just hooks up with chicks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172076) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:24 PM Author: supple splenetic incel Not really. Bi girls who aren't completely nuts usually go through streaks of being straight or gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172125) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:29 PM Author: laughsome house not flaming. we've watched girl-on-girl porn together which is the only kind she'll watch. we recently threw the idea around of experimenting with another girl in bed which she would rather do than having an open relationship. she enjoys having sex with me, the feeling of dick inside her, and needs a man, but finds women more physically attractive. she won't watch other porn bc she finds penises to be nasty. i found all this out only after being with her for 8 months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172148) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:29 PM Author: Henna Chapel You've found a gem breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172490) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:16 PM Author: Bateful aqua prole property Guys often vacillate thinking, If I don't say anything and she's cheating Im getting played, but if I wrongly accuse her and demand proof then I have overstepped my bounds, oh no!
Let me be clear -- there is NO LOSS to the false accusation. She will act huffy and insulted, whatever. Let her. Inside she will be affirmed that you care about possessing her. She will buck like a spoiled child, but she will know all the while that you really are the dad. ALWAYS err on the side of accusing and demanding proof of innocence. Demand her phone, her passwords, her alibis, call the alibis, etc. Once you really establish her innocence, though, be ready to fuck the shit out of her. Pop a cialis or whatever, because youre going to have to daddyfuck her about twelve times tonight
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:20 PM Author: Ocher titillating state son of senegal I really enjoyed this perspective. (Seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172112) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:42 PM Author: Orchid stead cr. what I would have said had I felt like typing i t all out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172218) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:19 PM Author: Ocher titillating state son of senegal The "are you made at me" text is very passive agressive in this circumstance. There is no good way for you to respond. She's trying to get you to say no, which would be a lie. But if you say yes, you can't possibly explain yourself over text. And if you say something other than no or yes, it just seems cryptic and invites a string of annoying follow-up texts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172107) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:35 PM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit I responded: "No, what happened last night seems sketch to me." Then I listed all of the above behaviors.
She responds, "I was hanging out with x, y, z and I thought I was going to puke." Previously, she said she would be meeting A.
Text dump. It's done. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:36 PM Author: Adventurous garrison electric furnace what a bitchmade move, sorry bro, you fucked up there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172177) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:44 PM Author: Twinkling cerebral address jap nah, she denied it, so now it is on her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172226) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:43 PM Author: supple splenetic incel If you live together, a text dump won't suffice. Try to get home before her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172220) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:43 PM Author: Slippery box office should have said: "nope, just disappointed" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172223) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:31 PM Author: Henna Chapel Ask her why she feels that she must lie, then offer an open relationship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172499) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 6:42 PM Author: galvanic angry juggernaut dilemma Overreacting.
First off, clothes vaguely smelling like cologne = probably nothing. Could be perfume, and the stuff you're really worried about doesn't involve clothes.
Second, girls nights can go until 4 am, too.
Third, if she cheated, that's a gift. It's a get out of jail free card. Many people with long-term GFs or wives would love that opportunity for a Mulligan. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 6:52 PM Author: Curious Queen Of The Night get out of jail free card? you really think if she cheated, she will let him cheat, and then everything will be a ok? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173744) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:01 PM Author: Wonderful Bat Shit Crazy Mental Disorder She doesn't have to know; she has zero rights to do so. OP should do the same except get home at 5 and see what she says. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173785) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 6:55 PM Author: up-to-no-good iridescent den "Third, if she cheated, that's a gift. It's a get out of jail free card. Many people with long-term GFs or wives would love that opportunity for a Mulligan."
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Date: May 11th, 2013 7:24 AM Author: cyan floppy cruise ship background story Never thought of it this way but it makes sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23176299) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 10:12 AM Author: massive bawdyhouse faggot firefighter (guy who doesn't "get" relationships) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23176510) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:30 PM Author: amber institution codepig She lied about what she was up to last night. You don't need to aggravation of dealing with a woman who stays out until 4 a.m. alone anyway. Dump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172494) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 6:52 PM Author: Wonderful Bat Shit Crazy Mental Disorder If I got mad every time my sister did this I wouldn't be getting along with her. I've gotten home at 4am too, it's usually because I go get some grub with a group of friends after hitting up a few clubs... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173736) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:24 PM Author: amber institution codepig cool story bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173934) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:17 PM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit We just had a serious talk about this bullshit. She gave two explanations for the behavior:
1. She felt insecure because I said "I [liked] her big ass." She admitted that dressing up to hit up the bar (after no dressing up for me any time recently) was an attempt to validate her attractiveness and boost her appearance. Ie, it was done to impress her male audience.
2. The reason she tried to keep everything so hush hush and said I wasn't invited was because of a failed relationship that people are trying to keep quite for the time-being. The couple wanted to privately announce the issue before it went viral.
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:20 PM Author: up-to-no-good iridescent den lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173902) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:22 PM Author: Wonderful Bat Shit Crazy Mental Disorder Good explanations. Overall would you say you openly accused her or you acted Kosh and nonchalant? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173917) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:23 PM Author: Vigorous orchestra pit Somewhere in the middle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173924) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:24 PM Author: Wonderful Bat Shit Crazy Mental Disorder nice, I'm finding the mean is where reality converges man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173930) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 8:43 PM Author: Contagious Crawly Heaven you still dumped her right? This shit is unacceptable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23174271) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 7:39 AM Author: Adventurous garrison electric furnace Ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23176314) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:43 PM Author: up-to-no-good iridescent den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23174030) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:45 PM Author: Arousing principal's office faggotry u forgot to say "not flame" therefore your anecdote is flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23174040) |