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Shit. I think this guy I saw today died...

I was at McDonalds, and talking with some friends and stuff....
stirring seedy faggot firefighter
  11/30/04
1fucking80
turquoise tantric preventive strike
  11/30/04
what the fuck
trip confused indian lodge
  11/30/04
I can't stop laughing at this.
razzle trailer park regret
  11/30/04
I agree.
turquoise tantric preventive strike
  11/30/04
Ten points for Gryffindor.
Arrogant Startled Brethren Stage
  12/01/04
I laughed.
greedy low-t forum
  12/01/04
Punk rock.
Laughsome yellow ticket booth
  12/01/04
What do you mean by that? http://img.photobucket.com/albu...
Diverse death wish property
  05/16/05
we need to use this phrase more often. i miss it.
well-lubricated light library
  05/05/06
...
Zippy famous landscape painting principal's office
  12/01/04
"...as they were putting him into the ambulance, his mo...
costumed internal respiration
  01/30/05
best post ever
Mahogany massive haunted graveyard
  05/04/05
"They had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and...
Cerise turdskin
  08/10/05
Very good post.
Soggy Electric Immigrant
  11/30/04
Very Random and Very 180
Brass Exhilarant Stead Striped Hyena
  11/30/04
hm, did you read the history of penn thread?
sienna corn cake
  11/30/04
bump
stirring seedy faggot firefighter
  12/01/04
LMFAO!!! at first i was all sad about the story and then i s...
Mind-boggling cumskin messiness
  12/01/04
Holy shit. That's exactly the reaction I had. Weird, huh?
ocher dilemma
  12/01/04
yup, delayed response cause i spent the last couple of hours...
Mind-boggling cumskin messiness
  12/02/04
i keep laughing to myself about this post whenever i think a...
Zippy famous landscape painting principal's office
  12/02/04
ha, now I'M laughing, this is weird...right around the part ...
Mind-boggling cumskin messiness
  12/02/04
i like you
red frisky yarmulke center
  12/01/04
this type of joke has been done to perfection before- htt...
idiotic halford menage
  12/01/04
1) This one's much better. 2) You suck for using autoadmi...
supple garnet becky
  12/01/04
1. you had to be there, it's not as funny when you know it's...
idiotic halford menage
  12/01/04
It's much more likely that you'd see this sort of random str...
greedy low-t forum
  12/01/04
excellent
bright sanctuary ceo
  12/01/04
I don't get it.
fishy selfie orchestra pit
  12/01/04
this made my day.
Nubile crawly pisswyrm brunch
  12/01/04
I didn't even crack a simle. Go figure.
onyx irradiated antidepressant drug
  12/02/04
Me either.
Shimmering pistol base
  12/15/04
It figures you wouldn't. You can't die soon enough.
Histrionic Zombie-like School Cafeteria
  01/20/05
I don't know if you're kidding, but the end is the intro to ...
Bat-shit-crazy Mint Stage
  03/03/05
Thanks, but I understood it. I just didn't think it was funn...
Shimmering pistol base
  04/24/05
It's kind of weird that this brief exchange took more than f...
supple garnet becky
  04/24/05
Ha, true. And it might not be over if Crabby is still aroun...
Shimmering pistol base
  04/24/05
180^3
overrated puppy garrison
  12/02/04
I've been overlooking this post, but it's of high quality.
Khaki school friendly grandma
  12/02/04
Isn't it glorious?
Nubile crawly pisswyrm brunch
  12/02/04
The delivery is commendable, particularly the headline.
Khaki school friendly grandma
  12/02/04
the transition is great too, just enough to hook you in and ...
Nubile crawly pisswyrm brunch
  12/02/04
I just started laughing again. HOwever, i copied the text...
Zippy famous landscape painting principal's office
  12/02/04
You have to be predisposed to liking the type of humor on he...
Nubile crawly pisswyrm brunch
  12/02/04
I'm also not sure that it would work so well if the headline...
Khaki school friendly grandma
  12/02/04
The details are also glorious. "and stuff" &...
Histrionic Zombie-like School Cafeteria
  12/15/04
excellent concept; brilliantly executed. HRP is right about...
Copper nudist affirmative action
  05/16/05
This really deserves to be bumped.
razzle trailer park regret
  12/02/04
I agree...
offensive rehab
  12/15/04
180.
Histrionic Zombie-like School Cafeteria
  12/15/04
Wow. That was just fucking great.
Stimulating dun theater stage
  01/20/05
Nice bump.
Khaki school friendly grandma
  01/20/05
Superb!
jet windowlicker address
  01/20/05
...
Khaki school friendly grandma
  01/30/05
...
Zippy famous landscape painting principal's office
  02/16/05
...
Histrionic Zombie-like School Cafeteria
  03/01/05
Hi.
turquoise tantric preventive strike
  03/01/05
Quality bump
Floppy Church Building Police Squad
  03/01/05
This is the greatest thread ever.
turquoise tantric preventive strike
  03/01/05
Better than the porkchops one?
Internet-worthy marvelous hissy fit
  03/01/05
Beautiful.
Lascivious tanning salon voyeur
  03/01/05
stealth bump
orchid nighttime office prole
  11/15/05
Does that one line mean: "Yo holmes, take me to Bel ...
turquoise tantric preventive strike
  03/01/05
The former.
Floppy Church Building Police Squad
  03/01/05
that's what I thought. I just noticed that the OP spelled i...
turquoise tantric preventive strike
  03/01/05
I can understand, in the context of his brilliance, you doub...
Floppy Church Building Police Squad
  03/01/05
Yep, still funny.
razzle trailer park regret
  03/02/05
So true
excitant painfully honest senate roommate
  03/03/05
...
Zippy famous landscape painting principal's office
  04/24/05
best.thread.ever
Vivacious Insane Lodge Laser Beams
  05/01/05
http://www.collegehumor.com/?update_id=205 Top 100 People...
peach organic girlfriend
  05/04/05
I will never, ever understand why I found this so funny.
Splenetic lay
  05/04/05
Oddly, I never really got it - or understood why some consid...
peach organic girlfriend
  05/04/05
It is YOU'RE MOVIN WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE TO BEL-AIR, BI...
gay heady idea he suggested coldplay fan
  05/04/05
bump
lime contagious site
  06/16/05
I saw the original post on other message boards before the o...
ebony magical university
  06/16/05
Interesting. That makes the OP not prestigious.
lime contagious site
  06/16/05
...
Khaki school friendly grandma
  06/27/05
This may be my favorite thread of all-time.
ruddy razzmatazz elastic band skinny woman
  06/27/05
Easily the best thread ever.
Wine gas station half-breed
  06/27/05
It's been a while since this thread was at the top.
razzle trailer park regret
  08/10/05
excellent. I shed tears of joy everytime I see this threa...
ruddy razzmatazz elastic band skinny woman
  08/10/05
Damn, don't mess with texas.
unhinged brilliant hunting ground point
  08/10/05
I laughed again, even knowing the ending.
turquoise tantric preventive strike
  08/10/05
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
180 athletic conference
  08/10/05
...
Sooty nowag circlehead
  07/11/06
I just burst out laughing at work. Investment bankers don't ...
Cerise turdskin
  08/10/05
most overrated post ever. hth.
Carnelian Tripping Degenerate People Who Are Hurt
  08/11/05
BUMP
alcoholic indirect expression
  08/15/05
...
claret love of her life party of the first part
  09/02/05
i'm drunk but laughing, good job
thriller meetinghouse new version
  09/02/05
For comparison's sake
Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button
  11/04/05
I still randomly laugh about this one. Brilliant.
Twisted Area Rigor
  11/11/05
still the best post ever
Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button
  12/30/05
I laugh.
lime contagious site
  12/30/05
Aw fuck it's edited out. Come on people.
Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button
  12/30/05
Oh, that's terrible. Did anyone save it?
Khaki school friendly grandma
  12/30/05
There's a good chance someone copied and pasted it at some p...
Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button
  12/30/05
Post an inquiry in its own thread. Someone might be concern...
Khaki school friendly grandma
  12/30/05
Whoa it's back!
Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button
  12/30/05
yay! just in case... I was at McDonalds, talking with so...
Khaki school friendly grandma
  12/30/05
this is heartless, i never read this post
elite flickering ladyboy hell
  12/30/05
I missed it. =(
smoky cerebral old irish cottage parlor
  12/30/05
Poof, it reappears. That's just weird.
Topaz spectacular wrinkle faggotry
  12/30/05
Spooky...
Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button
  12/30/05
Holy shit I read it (for the first time). I laughed so fuck...
Topaz spectacular wrinkle faggotry
  12/30/05
...
Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button
  12/31/05
I remember when this was originally posted. Good times.
charismatic plaza
  12/31/05
it's funny but it's def not the best thread ever, or even cl...
learning disabled pocket flask corner
  12/31/05
I'm going to shoot a huge load in your mouth.
Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button
  01/01/06
...
Khaki school friendly grandma
  01/25/06
Praise allah that this thread still lives.
razzle trailer park regret
  01/25/06
...
Sooty nowag circlehead
  01/27/06
West Philadelphia, born and raised
ruby appetizing church
  02/06/06
awesome, awesome thread.
Vibrant market
  02/25/06
yes
Mewling naked crackhouse
  04/05/06
...
Sooty nowag circlehead
  05/02/06
really fucking hilarious.
well-lubricated light library
  05/05/06
i love when this thread gets bumped.
french wonderful nursing home
  05/05/06
This thread is the perfect way to celebrate cinco de mayo.
razzle trailer park regret
  05/05/06
The best thing about this thread is that I forgot the story ...
indigo hyperactive station tattoo
  05/05/06
this is still my favorite XO flamepost thread!
Sadistic pink abode macaca
  05/05/06
NEVER FORGET
Pea-brained potus
  05/15/06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mTRIKOGM8&search=sugarh...
Sooty nowag circlehead
  05/17/06
*cries* best xoxo post ever
Cordovan Water Buffalo
  05/17/06
This thread has remained awesome. On a side note, it's weir...
Nubile crawly pisswyrm brunch
  05/17/06
...
Multi-colored Step-uncle's House Queen Of The Night
  06/05/06
i had the weirdest feeling reading that... bwahahahahaha!...
Federal mental disorder
  06/05/06
Still my favorite thread of all time.
Twisted Area Rigor
  06/05/06
I can't believe people back in the day thought this was so g...
Buck-toothed Drab Weed Whacker
  07/11/06
Astounding. Truly, the benchmark for 180.
vigorous spot kitty cat
  07/11/06
bump
Curious kitchen
  08/03/06
scandaal.... http://www.superherohype.com/forums/printthr...
Adventurous public bath
  10/16/06
another legend dies
bateful gaming laptop
  10/16/06
woah, just a one day difference too in post dates. Interest...
indigo hyperactive station tattoo
  01/09/07
eh...
Indecent slate home really tough guy
  01/09/07
RIPPED OFF! http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oi...
provocative demanding temple
  10/26/06
Still my favorite.
Twisted Area Rigor
  12/19/06
bump for posterity
Submissive talented hospital
  12/28/06
Never gets old.
Twisted Area Rigor
  01/09/07
...
dark state
  01/25/07
YES! TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTY
Comical theater incel
  01/25/07
The best, for sure, b/c it was the first. But I thought I d...
Swashbuckling Candlestick Maker
  01/25/07
Link?
dark state
  01/25/07
Just bumped it. Of course, now that you know it's coming it...
Swashbuckling Candlestick Maker
  01/25/07
Would have been better if you used 2007.
boyish violent box office place of business
  01/25/07
This is good, but I can't believe people really think it's o...
Judgmental cuckoldry
  01/25/07
bump these please for comparison, tyia
Gold clown
  01/25/07
!
metal cheese-eating azn
  01/25/07
?
Judgmental cuckoldry
  01/25/07
Wow, bad form, Thea.
apoplectic roast beef
  04/27/07
Okay, yeah, in isolation my comment looks pretty shitty, I h...
Judgmental cuckoldry
  09/04/07
:-)
Submissive talented hospital
  03/07/07
...
Racy Mad Cow Disease
  04/21/07
comparison bump.
Twisted Area Rigor
  04/27/07
one of the best threads in xoxo history
hateful location
  04/27/07
WTF dooders? http://mods.punkrocks.net/showthread.php?s=9...
honey-headed concupiscible stag film gay wizard
  08/09/07
*tewt*
rusted yapping masturbator fortuitous meteor
  10/31/07
http://mushroomprince.ytmnd.com/ *hoots*
dashing dragon
  04/09/08
damn, this was pretty good
Exciting jew
  04/09/08
good to see each generation comment :)
orange community account
  04/09/08
Damn, I was overdue to bump this one.
Twisted Area Rigor
  04/09/08


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Date: November 30th, 2004 9:53 PM
Author: stirring seedy faggot firefighter

I was at McDonalds, and talking with some friends and stuff. There was this guy sitting in the corner all by himself. He looked sort of depressed. I didn't really think about it until later though. He finished his food before us and walked out. Like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like 'WTF, was that a car accident?' and we all stand up and look out the window. It was that kid. I guess he jumped in front of a car or something. He was just lying on the ground. I couldn't tell if he was alive or not. It was crazy. This lady standing in line started screaming and stuff. We didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. It was really sad when his mom showed up though. They had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, his mom saw the tread marks on his chest and head and said 'You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looking at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723072)





Date: November 30th, 2004 9:56 PM
Author: turquoise tantric preventive strike

1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723085)





Date: November 30th, 2004 9:56 PM
Author: trip confused indian lodge

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723092)





Date: November 30th, 2004 10:05 PM
Author: razzle trailer park regret

I can't stop laughing at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723152)





Date: November 30th, 2004 10:06 PM
Author: turquoise tantric preventive strike

I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723155)





Date: December 1st, 2004 12:01 PM
Author: Arrogant Startled Brethren Stage

Ten points for Gryffindor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1725326)





Date: December 1st, 2004 8:09 PM
Author: greedy low-t forum

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727483)





Date: December 1st, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: Laughsome yellow ticket booth

Punk rock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1725366)





Date: May 16th, 2005 4:33 AM
Author: Diverse death wish property

What do you mean by that?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v666/sickoperative/carloton9li.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2796454)





Date: May 5th, 2006 2:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated light library

we need to use this phrase more often. i miss it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5720876)





Date: December 1st, 2004 10:06 PM
Author: Zippy famous landscape painting principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727888)





Date: January 30th, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: costumed internal respiration

"...as they were putting him into the ambulance, his mom saw the tread marks on his chest and head and said 'You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.'"

Fantastic transition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2030866)





Date: May 4th, 2005 10:15 AM
Author: Mahogany massive haunted graveyard

best post ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2695811)





Date: August 10th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: Cerise turdskin

"They had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, his mom saw the tread marks on his chest and head and said 'You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.'"

TITCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3551319)





Date: November 30th, 2004 10:07 PM
Author: Soggy Electric Immigrant

Very good post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723170)





Date: November 30th, 2004 10:23 PM
Author: Brass Exhilarant Stead Striped Hyena

Very Random and Very 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723270)





Date: November 30th, 2004 10:31 PM
Author: sienna corn cake

hm, did you read the history of penn thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1723317)





Date: December 1st, 2004 8:07 PM
Author: stirring seedy faggot firefighter

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727469)





Date: December 1st, 2004 8:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cumskin messiness

LMFAO!!! at first i was all sad about the story and then i slowly started smiling and then busted out laughing, thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727488)





Date: December 1st, 2004 10:20 PM
Author: ocher dilemma

Holy shit. That's exactly the reaction I had. Weird, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727949)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 12:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cumskin messiness

yup, delayed response cause i spent the last couple of hours watching basketball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728535)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 12:32 AM
Author: Zippy famous landscape painting principal's office

i keep laughing to myself about this post whenever i think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728540)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 12:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cumskin messiness

ha, now I'M laughing, this is weird...right around the part where they "shovel him" is where i'm like "WHAAAAAAA?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728544)





Date: December 1st, 2004 8:18 PM
Author: red frisky yarmulke center

i like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727508)





Date: December 1st, 2004 9:11 PM
Author: idiotic halford menage

this type of joke has been done to perfection before-

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&mc=23&forum_id=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727711)





Date: December 1st, 2004 10:17 PM
Author: supple garnet becky

1) This one's much better.

2) You suck for using autoadmit.com instead of xoxohth.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727934)





Date: December 1st, 2004 10:24 PM
Author: idiotic halford menage

1. you had to be there, it's not as funny when you know it's coming.

2. not my link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727976)





Date: December 1st, 2004 11:52 PM
Author: greedy low-t forum

It's much more likely that you'd see this sort of random stranger dying minutes after you noticed him. But you have to be wary on xoxo whenever somebody talks about getting ANY ass at all, let alone hooking it up with a cousin. This story also had more subtle details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728373)





Date: December 1st, 2004 9:31 PM
Author: bright sanctuary ceo

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1727791)





Date: December 1st, 2004 10:37 PM
Author: fishy selfie orchestra pit

I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728016)





Date: December 1st, 2004 11:37 PM
Author: Nubile crawly pisswyrm brunch

this made my day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728321)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 12:00 AM
Author: onyx irradiated antidepressant drug

I didn't even crack a simle. Go figure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728398)





Date: December 15th, 2004 2:19 PM
Author: Shimmering pistol base

Me either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1795951)





Date: January 20th, 2005 12:34 AM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like School Cafeteria

It figures you wouldn't.

You can't die soon enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1965800)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Mint Stage

I don't know if you're kidding, but the end is the intro to the tv show "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2248411)





Date: April 24th, 2005 4:00 AM
Author: Shimmering pistol base

Thanks, but I understood it. I just didn't think it was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2622245)





Date: April 24th, 2005 4:04 AM
Author: supple garnet becky

It's kind of weird that this brief exchange took more than four months to complete.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2622262)





Date: April 24th, 2005 4:11 AM
Author: Shimmering pistol base

Ha, true. And it might not be over if Crabby is still around...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2622295)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 12:13 AM
Author: overrated puppy garrison

180^3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1728448)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:33 AM
Author: Khaki school friendly grandma

I've been overlooking this post, but it's of high quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729137)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:35 AM
Author: Nubile crawly pisswyrm brunch

Isn't it glorious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729139)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: Khaki school friendly grandma

The delivery is commendable, particularly the headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729146)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:37 AM
Author: Nubile crawly pisswyrm brunch

the transition is great too, just enough to hook you in and by the time you're reading the FPOBA lyrics you didn't even see it coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729151)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:45 AM
Author: Zippy famous landscape painting principal's office

I just started laughing again.

HOwever, i copied the text of the OP, and emailed it to some friends (subject line-- i forgot to tell you about this) and they just wrote back saying "wtf?"

i guess it only works on a message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729180)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:47 AM
Author: Nubile crawly pisswyrm brunch

You have to be predisposed to liking the type of humor on here. Not the case of many people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729186)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:48 AM
Author: Khaki school friendly grandma

I'm also not sure that it would work so well if the headline and text weren't so different. The whole point is that it starts out serious, which is hard to buy without the lag time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1729188)





Date: December 15th, 2004 2:44 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like School Cafeteria

The details are also glorious.

"and stuff"

"We didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came."

Things like that are brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1796076)





Date: May 16th, 2005 4:48 AM
Author: Copper nudist affirmative action

excellent concept; brilliantly executed. HRP is right about the small details, all earnest before the transition, except "shovel" is the clue something is coming. a model post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2796502)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 9:22 PM
Author: razzle trailer park regret

This really deserves to be bumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1732895)





Date: December 15th, 2004 2:19 PM
Author: offensive rehab

I agree...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1795945)





Date: December 15th, 2004 2:42 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like School Cafeteria

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1796065)





Date: January 20th, 2005 12:05 AM
Author: Stimulating dun theater stage

Wow. That was just fucking great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1965594)





Date: January 20th, 2005 12:38 AM
Author: Khaki school friendly grandma

Nice bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1965822)





Date: January 20th, 2005 1:08 AM
Author: jet windowlicker address

Superb!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#1965948)





Date: January 30th, 2005 7:59 PM
Author: Khaki school friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2030544)





Date: February 16th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Zippy famous landscape painting principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2142154)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:07 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236634)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:08 PM
Author: turquoise tantric preventive strike

Hi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236641)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:08 PM
Author: Floppy Church Building Police Squad

Quality bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236642)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:08 PM
Author: turquoise tantric preventive strike

This is the greatest thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236637)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:14 PM
Author: Internet-worthy marvelous hissy fit

Better than the porkchops one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236665)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:14 PM
Author: Lascivious tanning salon voyeur

Beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236662)





Date: November 15th, 2005 11:58 PM
Author: orchid nighttime office prole

stealth bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4302728)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: turquoise tantric preventive strike

Does that one line mean:

"Yo holmes, take me to Bel Air"

or

"Yo, take me home to Bel Air"

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236702)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:21 PM
Author: Floppy Church Building Police Squad

The former.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236707)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:22 PM
Author: turquoise tantric preventive strike

that's what I thought. I just noticed that the OP spelled it "yo, home to bel air" and thought I might have had it wrong all these years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236712)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:24 PM
Author: Floppy Church Building Police Squad

I can understand, in the context of his brilliance, you doubting the truisms of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2236723)





Date: March 2nd, 2005 10:31 PM
Author: razzle trailer park regret

Yep, still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2245652)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: excitant painfully honest senate roommate

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2248397)





Date: April 24th, 2005 3:59 AM
Author: Zippy famous landscape painting principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2622239)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:25 PM
Author: Vivacious Insane Lodge Laser Beams

best.thread.ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2672273)





Date: May 4th, 2005 10:04 AM
Author: peach organic girlfriend

http://www.collegehumor.com/?update_id=205

Top 100 People In History, Ever. #87 Earl Moberg

Update by Jeff Rubin on May. 3rd, 2005

You may not know Earl Moberg by name, but you've seen his face hundreds of times. Earl is best known for playing the cab driver in the opening credits of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I recently had the pleasure of talking with Earl about the opening credits, life, and those funky dice in the mirror.

Jeff: Did you have any idea when you were shooting the opening for Fresh Prince how big the show was going to be?

Earl Moberg: No way man, I had no idea. We shot that entire sequence in about three hours right before lunch in, wow what was it, 1989 I think. If you would have told me then I was going to be on TV twice a day sixteen years later, I would have called you a liar and told you to get of my cab.

J: That brings up an interesting point, you are a real cab driver.

EM: Yes, absolutely. I've been driving cabs 20 years.

J: So then how did you end up on TV?

EM: It's a funny story. Quincy Jones, who produced the show, got in my cab one morning. I remember it like it was yesterday - he went from Wooster & Spring to Washington Square Park. When we got there I told him there was no fare and the only payment I would accept was a high five. He looked me square in the eye, Quincy has this way of looking at you, and said "How would you like to come to Hollywood?"

J: But you never had a desire to stay?

EM: Nah, driving a cab is what I do. I had a few other offers after the show got popular, but I couldn't stop doing this.

J: Do you still keep in touch with Will?

EM: Will is a stand-up young man. He still sends my family and I a Christmas card every year. He signs it "stay fresh."

J: Did being on TV every week for years affect you?

EM: I don't know, I don't think so really. My friends would say "smell ya' later" for about a year or two. Then it got old. I don't really smell. People started to recognize me when they got in my cab for a while. It's starting to happen again now that the show's on Nick at Nite. I must have taken a thousand pictures giving people high fives over the year. But who am I kidding? I love it.

J: I ask everyone this question Earl...

EM: Hooo boy, here it comes. I'm ready for it.

J: If you could eat dinner with any three people, living or dead, who would it be?

EM: What a question! I would choose with Mahatma Ghandi, Robert DeNiro, and my wife. I think they'd all get along.

J: Earl, it's been great talking to you. One last question: what is your favorite Fresh Prince moment?

EM: [laughs] That's a hard one. I never really loved the show honestly. The subject matter could get a little salty for my taste. I didn't like how Will treated his elders. If I had to pick, I guess I like the part where he gets in the cab and says "Yo home to Bel Air!" [laughs] Or whenever Uncle Phil throws Jazz out of the house. That Jazz has a smart mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2695790)





Date: May 4th, 2005 10:19 AM
Author: Splenetic lay

I will never, ever understand why I found this so funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2695819)





Date: May 4th, 2005 10:20 AM
Author: peach organic girlfriend

Oddly, I never really got it - or understood why some considered it the best post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2695822)





Date: May 4th, 2005 10:21 AM
Author: gay heady idea he suggested coldplay fan

It is YOU'RE MOVIN WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE TO BEL-AIR, BITCH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#2695824)





Date: June 16th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: lime contagious site

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3035016)





Date: June 16th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: ebony magical university

I saw the original post on other message boards before the original post date. Yawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3035035)





Date: June 16th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: lime contagious site

Interesting. That makes the OP not prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3035081)





Date: June 27th, 2005 6:24 PM
Author: Khaki school friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3127160)





Date: June 27th, 2005 6:30 PM
Author: ruddy razzmatazz elastic band skinny woman

This may be my favorite thread of all-time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3127202)





Date: June 27th, 2005 6:31 PM
Author: Wine gas station half-breed

Easily the best thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3127214)





Date: August 10th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: razzle trailer park regret

It's been a while since this thread was at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3548716)





Date: August 10th, 2005 11:15 AM
Author: ruddy razzmatazz elastic band skinny woman

excellent.

I shed tears of joy everytime I see this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3548731)





Date: August 10th, 2005 11:15 AM
Author: unhinged brilliant hunting ground point

Damn, don't mess with texas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3548733)





Date: August 10th, 2005 11:17 AM
Author: turquoise tantric preventive strike

I laughed again, even knowing the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3548741)





Date: August 10th, 2005 11:25 AM
Author: 180 athletic conference

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3548801)





Date: July 11th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Sooty nowag circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#6188665)





Date: August 10th, 2005 11:28 AM
Author: Cerise turdskin

I just burst out laughing at work. Investment bankers don't take kindly to drones having fun in their cube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3548829)





Date: August 11th, 2005 8:54 AM
Author: Carnelian Tripping Degenerate People Who Are Hurt

most overrated post ever. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3558217)





Date: August 15th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: alcoholic indirect expression

BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3588748)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: claret love of her life party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3731578)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: thriller meetinghouse new version

i'm drunk but laughing, good job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#3731604)





Date: November 4th, 2005 10:27 PM
Author: Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button

For comparison's sake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4215865)





Date: November 11th, 2005 10:00 PM
Author: Twisted Area Rigor

I still randomly laugh about this one. Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4271487)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:11 PM
Author: Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button

still the best post ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695555)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: lime contagious site

I laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695588)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button

Aw fuck it's edited out. Come on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695591)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:21 PM
Author: Khaki school friendly grandma

Oh, that's terrible. Did anyone save it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695594)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:24 PM
Author: Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button

There's a good chance someone copied and pasted it at some point into another thread. I don't know how to find that though. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695608)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Khaki school friendly grandma

Post an inquiry in its own thread. Someone might be concerned enough about board heritage to track down their own reposting of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695622)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button

Whoa it's back!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695616)





Date: December 30th, 2005 2:01 PM
Author: Khaki school friendly grandma

yay! just in case...

I was at McDonalds, talking with some friends. This guy, sitting in the corner all by himself, looked depressed. But I didn't really think about it until later. He finished his food before us and walked out. Like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like 'WTF, was that a car accident?' So we all stand up and look out the window. It was that kid, who I guess jumped in front of a car. He was just lying on the ground. I couldn't tell if he was alive or not. It was crazy. Then this lady started screaming. We didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. It was really sad when his mom showed up, though. They had to shovel him onto the stretcher. And, as they were putting him into the ambulance, his mom saw the tread marks on his chest and head. Suddenly, she yelled 'You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looking at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695806)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: elite flickering ladyboy hell

this is heartless, i never read this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695617)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:23 PM
Author: smoky cerebral old irish cottage parlor

I missed it. =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695603)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Topaz spectacular wrinkle faggotry

Poof, it reappears. That's just weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695621)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button

Spooky...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695624)





Date: December 30th, 2005 1:29 PM
Author: Topaz spectacular wrinkle faggotry

Holy shit I read it (for the first time). I laughed so fucking hard I started to see stars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4695631)





Date: December 31st, 2005 12:22 AM
Author: Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4699986)





Date: December 31st, 2005 12:30 AM
Author: charismatic plaza

I remember when this was originally posted. Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4700095)





Date: December 31st, 2005 12:31 AM
Author: learning disabled pocket flask corner

it's funny but it's def not the best thread ever, or even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4700120)





Date: January 1st, 2006 6:47 PM
Author: Burgundy know-it-all factory reset button

I'm going to shoot a huge load in your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4707660)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:25 PM
Author: Khaki school friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4907386)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: razzle trailer park regret

Praise allah that this thread still lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4907537)





Date: January 27th, 2006 7:51 PM
Author: Sooty nowag circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#4924811)





Date: February 6th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: ruby appetizing church

West Philadelphia, born and raised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5010023)





Date: February 25th, 2006 4:46 AM
Author: Vibrant market

awesome, awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5180946)





Date: April 5th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: Mewling naked crackhouse

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5517948)





Date: May 2nd, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Sooty nowag circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5701205)





Date: May 5th, 2006 2:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated light library

really fucking hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5720871)





Date: May 5th, 2006 2:50 PM
Author: french wonderful nursing home

i love when this thread gets bumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5720879)





Date: May 5th, 2006 5:56 PM
Author: razzle trailer park regret

This thread is the perfect way to celebrate cinco de mayo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5722298)





Date: May 5th, 2006 2:54 PM
Author: indigo hyperactive station tattoo

The best thing about this thread is that I forgot the story completely, and read it again.

It was like reading it for the first time all over. I cried tears of joy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5720910)





Date: May 5th, 2006 3:41 PM
Author: Sadistic pink abode macaca

this is still my favorite XO flamepost thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5721279)





Date: May 15th, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

NEVER FORGET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5790899)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:33 PM
Author: Sooty nowag circlehead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mTRIKOGM8&search=sugarhill%20gang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5805676)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:50 PM
Author: Cordovan Water Buffalo

*cries* best xoxo post ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5805790)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:52 PM
Author: Nubile crawly pisswyrm brunch

This thread has remained awesome. On a side note, it's weird to see your own comments on it 1.5 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5805800)





Date: June 5th, 2006 8:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Step-uncle's House Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5917796)





Date: June 5th, 2006 8:10 PM
Author: Federal mental disorder

i had the weirdest feeling reading that...

bwahahahahaha!!111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5917827)





Date: June 5th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: Twisted Area Rigor

Still my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#5917837)





Date: July 11th, 2006 6:34 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Drab Weed Whacker

I can't believe people back in the day thought this was so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#6188675)





Date: July 11th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: vigorous spot kitty cat

Astounding. Truly, the benchmark for 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#6188711)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 12:35 AM
Author: Curious kitchen

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#6366126)





Date: October 16th, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: Adventurous public bath

scandaal....

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/printthread.php?t=150161

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#6796244)





Date: October 16th, 2006 1:53 AM
Author: bateful gaming laptop

another legend dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#6796534)





Date: January 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: indigo hyperactive station tattoo

woah, just a one day difference too in post dates. Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7383823)





Date: January 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Indecent slate home really tough guy

eh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7384797)





Date: October 26th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: provocative demanding temple

RIPPED OFF!

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=93608

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#6863089)





Date: December 19th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: Twisted Area Rigor

Still my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7258994)





Date: December 28th, 2006 3:15 PM
Author: Submissive talented hospital

bump for posterity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7306909)





Date: January 9th, 2007 5:03 PM
Author: Twisted Area Rigor

Never gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7383798)





Date: January 25th, 2007 10:38 PM
Author: dark state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486325)





Date: January 25th, 2007 10:38 PM
Author: Comical theater incel

YES!

TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486330)





Date: January 25th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Candlestick Maker

The best, for sure, b/c it was the first. But I thought I did a decent job too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486348)





Date: January 25th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: dark state

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486379)





Date: January 25th, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Candlestick Maker

Just bumped it. Of course, now that you know it's coming it loses all its punch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486394)





Date: January 25th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: boyish violent box office place of business

Would have been better if you used 2007.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486342)





Date: January 25th, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: Judgmental cuckoldry

This is good, but I can't believe people really think it's on par with Consenus Philosophy of Shit Eating, Tried all y'all's fucking neanderthalish method, Dirty Old Voyeuristic Tale, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486375)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:20 PM
Author: Gold clown

bump these please for comparison, tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486519)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:35 PM
Author: metal cheese-eating azn

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486597)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: Judgmental cuckoldry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7486616)





Date: April 27th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: apoplectic roast beef

Wow, bad form, Thea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#8018500)





Date: September 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: Judgmental cuckoldry

Okay, yeah, in isolation my comment looks pretty shitty, I have to admit that.

Unfortunately, the context is in some other thread, which I have no idea how to locate now. Basically it was one of those "greatest XO threads" type of threads, and somebody there mentioned this thread, as well as the ones I referenced above, and somebody else said that this thread blew the others away. I had never seen this thread, so I did a comparison, and left my assessment here instead of there.

But yeah, bottom line is that I have horrendous pride-of-authorship issues. And also, I am fucking awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#8597283)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:39 AM
Author: Submissive talented hospital

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7720857)





Date: April 21st, 2007 2:30 PM
Author: Racy Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#7975633)





Date: April 27th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: Twisted Area Rigor

comparison bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#8018171)





Date: April 27th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: hateful location

one of the best threads in xoxo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#8018229)





Date: August 9th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: honey-headed concupiscible stag film gay wizard

WTF dooders?

http://mods.punkrocks.net/showthread.php?s=9b01f20d67dd15cc4ae386d9580331c9&threadid=9549

http://www.discovervancouver.com/FORUM/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=156374

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#8495036)





Date: October 31st, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: rusted yapping masturbator fortuitous meteor

*tewt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#8835799)





Date: April 9th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: dashing dragon

http://mushroomprince.ytmnd.com/

*hoots*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#9600206)





Date: April 9th, 2008 1:13 AM
Author: Exciting jew

damn, this was pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#9600210)





Date: April 9th, 2008 3:21 AM
Author: orange community account

good to see each generation comment :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#9600508)





Date: April 9th, 2008 1:20 AM
Author: Twisted Area Rigor

Damn, I was overdue to bump this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2#9600249)