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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.
Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers: "1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon." |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM Author: Chestnut lascivious hominid Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341508) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341488) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate no man, no. i'll ask him on monday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341657) |
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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. "Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?" [matter of factly] "Because it's blue." "But isn't that obvious?" "Not if I go colorblind." "Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?" [looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted] |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:
"Where do you get your dog groomed at?" "Can you tell I use an electric razor?" "How long do you typically like to shower for?" "Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM Author: Arrogant Mexican ahahahaha. thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440131) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM Author: Stimulating lilac depressive haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440155) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440197) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM Author: Internet-worthy racy feces parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444732) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM Author: offensive sexy heaven tank Hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444794) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM Author: Vengeful stead http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243084) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM Author: irate school factory reset button QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444815) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM Author: saffron nighttime public bath chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525863) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM Author: Floppy Antidepressant Drug Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15549269) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM Author: Silver Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564491) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM Author: Aromatic flirting senate headpube 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564504) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM Author: cracking maize toaster corner 1 fucking 80
I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for. |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM Author: iridescent azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573072) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM Author: topaz pontificating ceo persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587776) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM Author: big puppy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588062) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM Author: honey-headed swashbuckling boltzmann state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18890521) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM Author: Crawly Theatre Reading Party please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440345) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444703) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Old Irish Cottage Aren't iPods crazy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444790) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444814) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM Author: talented mother gas station the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444804) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444904) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM Author: big puppy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588069) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM Author: Talking Charismatic Shrine Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16125726) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM Author: Learning disabled business firm gunner Where did he graduate from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444753) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate t14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444779) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM Author: Trip sooty kitchen goyim none of this sounds alpha. just sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444811) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM Author: talented mother gas station you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444825) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: Adventurous Unhinged Philosopher-king Preventive Strike the kimodo punch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563833) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM Author: Silver Church man I'm fucking cracking up over here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564503) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM Author: Carnelian Selfie Temple I'm laughing my ass off here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635460) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM Author: Learning disabled business firm gunner Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444829) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: irate school factory reset button This seems like a poor idea for the OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444863) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444886) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15455398) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457281) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM Author: irradiated national mediation i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457293) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457303) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM Author: irradiated national mediation 1fucking80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457309) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level." The request was rejected. |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM Author: irate school factory reset button 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457350) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM Author: Internet-worthy racy feces parlour there's no way someone this great exists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457357) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457370) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM Author: irate school factory reset button He sounds like a novel character, but better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457385) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM Author: slap-happy shitlib this is a true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601751) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM Author: snowy ticket booth legend Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627372) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM Author: Arrogant Mexican i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673731) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM Author: know-it-all idiot 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043690) |
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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM Author: Excitant menage bbw this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195623) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM Author: big puppy hahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588080) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM Author: fear-inspiring glittery stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639121) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM Author: Judgmental locus clown omfg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810525) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM Author: milky bull headed plaza love of her life (estrada's colleague from the future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457307) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM Author: Sable box office This whole thread is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457810) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM Author: jade chest-beating property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457854) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15487032) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM Author: Histrionic Red Travel Guidebook Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563797) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563808) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM Author: Histrionic Red Travel Guidebook Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563834) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: Histrionic Red Travel Guidebook http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563845) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507359) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM Author: Twisted police squad digit ratio lol
Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?
Does this guy have a girlfriend? |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507687) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM Author: Odious casino voyeur flame aspies can't chat up women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507693) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: Twisted police squad digit ratio Aren't ipods crazy?
hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I want a shirt that says this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507711) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM Author: Twisted police squad digit ratio Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507732) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:
"make crab rangoons" "muy thai kick technique" "do cats have emotions" "what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face" "d b cooper" "homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" "blinking world record" "gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?) "fred durst death" "radioactive banana" (WTF?) "moth people" "mothman conspiracy" "mothman sightings" "mothman friendly" "mothman sexuality" "get around website blocker" "web proxy"
This is only going back to May btw. |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM Author: irate school factory reset button Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514727) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM Author: slap-happy shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601760) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM Author: Adventurous Unhinged Philosopher-king Preventive Strike do cats have emotions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514757) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM Author: Stimulating lilac depressive haunted graveyard 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514845) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM Author: Vengeful stead EVERYBODY DANCE NOW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15518791) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: hairraiser translucent knife 180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553280) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM Author: iridescent azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573133) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM Author: Self-absorbed crusty spot mood lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649594) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM Author: Sepia Medicated Genital Piercing Stain thanks for my new username and siggy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564018) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Sepia Medicated Genital Piercing Stain "homemade harpoon gun"
"make a net"
i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG" |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM Author: Aromatic flirting senate headpube 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564520) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM Author: exciting massive dilemma psychic i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572312) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM Author: cracking maize toaster corner Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572643) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM Author: fear-inspiring glittery stage TYSVMFT
180^180^180 |
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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM Author: Violent misunderstood station "mothman friendly" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837388) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM Author: multi-colored deep associate I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243384) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507705) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM Author: irate school factory reset button I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514748) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM Author: Mint razzmatazz library this thread should be in the museum of awesome art (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507641) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525709) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM Author: Mind-boggling institution wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525831) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM Author: stirring bistre ladyboy Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525857) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15526723) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM Author: Drab Bossy Orchestra Pit tyvmft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525873) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM Author: concupiscible volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness LOL, greatest post ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531774) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM Author: Internet-worthy racy feces parlour i'm going to be sad when this thread dies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15554590) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM Author: Aromatic flirting senate headpube lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564512) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM Author: Trip sooty kitchen goyim this is a jaw-dropping 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587879) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM Author: Carnelian Selfie Temple never stop posting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635490) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM Author: Alcoholic Mental Disorder New Version This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.
If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.
"do cats have emotions" LOL |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM Author: Mildly autistic personal credit line you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525981) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM Author: Vibrant Hissy Fit Set I concur. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531709) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM Author: Internet-worthy racy feces parlour cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531772) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate "You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?" "Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?" "No, I'm DOING that tonight." |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM Author: Chrome Razzle Hunting Ground Abode my favorite lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572263) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM Author: Chrome Razzle Hunting Ground Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572271) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Old Irish Cottage holy shit i must use this IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627905) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635215) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553214) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: Mind-boggling institution OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553220) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM Author: Crawly Theatre Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649435) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563739) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: Mind-boggling institution You're making this up, aren't you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563753) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563774) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM Author: Mind-boggling institution Whatever it is, it's thrilling! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563793) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM Author: stirring bistre ladyboy I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564487) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: Provocative seedy gaping holy shit best thread ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563772) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM Author: Crawly Theatre Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564043) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Sepia Medicated Genital Piercing Stain agreed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564055) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM Author: Sinister Orange Yarmulke Roommate this thread delivers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564067) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM Author: buff painfully honest church building juggernaut 180, flame or not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564138) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM Author: Titillating lavender range macaca true 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564469) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: Aromatic flirting senate headpube perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564528) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM Author: bearded nursing home milk don't care if it's flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564584) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572190) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM Author: bipolar home *.* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572213) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM Author: Vengeful stead *dies* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572231) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM Author: Adventurous Unhinged Philosopher-king Preventive Strike He definitely posts on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587881) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM Author: Mind-boggling institution I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572245) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572504) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM Author: Crawly Theatre Reading Party he almost *has* to post here no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572520) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572538) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM Author: dashing newt step-uncle's house This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572589) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.
(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?" (A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING." (At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?" (To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?" (Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?" (I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..." (Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.) (I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.) (Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.) "Think there are any blogs about Houdini?" (Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.) (On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!") (re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it." (re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?" "From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life." "My great uncle was a cereal tycoon." "I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me." "I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!" (Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge." (Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.) "No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this." "Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM Author: irradiated national mediation holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581867) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM Author: passionate garrison RLY? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581998) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM Author: Blue Vigorous Round Eye Fanboi complete 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582794) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM Author: Self-absorbed crusty spot mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582832) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM Author: Chrome Razzle Hunting Ground Abode i. am. impressed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582971) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM Author: Beta Diverse Multi-billionaire holy shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583069) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM Author: Adventurous Unhinged Philosopher-king Preventive Strike "(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"
This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM Author: Pink Son Of Senegal agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588050) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM Author: Carnelian Selfie Temple This guy is pimp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635568) |
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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM Author: milky bull headed plaza love of her life i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714570) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM Author: Provocative seedy gaping jesus LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587874) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM Author: Mind-boggling institution You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588072) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM Author: erotic soul-stirring area "From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."
holy fuck 180 |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM Author: Carnelian Selfie Temple Jesus Lord this was funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635573) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM Author: Crawly Theatre Reading Party i want to be this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673748) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM Author: Violent misunderstood station "DO YOU- ..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15904012) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM Author: Self-absorbed crusty spot mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582714) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM Author: Costumed sick kitty 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582812) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM Author: Rose exhilarant site legal warrant u are a gentleman and scholar, 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582861) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM Author: bipolar home this is too good to be flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582941) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM Author: Chrome Razzle Hunting Ground Abode this is what scares me the moast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582977) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM Author: topaz pontificating ceo persian "I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"
So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM Author: Violent misunderstood station Absolutely amazing thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587865) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM Author: dark elite windowlicker 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588029) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Vermilion Jew Brunch I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588060) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM Author: Adventurous Unhinged Philosopher-king Preventive Strike WTF
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM Author: big puppy this is so awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588129) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM Author: Pink Son Of Senegal I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter
someone should digg it |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM Author: Peach brethren meetinghouse Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588178) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM Author: well-lubricated electric half-breed http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15590983) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM Author: Violent misunderstood station slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601453) |
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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM Author: federal fragrant theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15614513) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.
I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.
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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM Author: Adventurous Unhinged Philosopher-king Preventive Strike Have you ever asked to meet Robert? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626391) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626414) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM Author: wonderful rigpig your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627333) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM Author: heady patrolman Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627808) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM Author: ivory doobsian space I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635478) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM Author: dun cuckold ditch the dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635516) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM Author: Costumed sick kitty ATD! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635520) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM Author: Vengeful stead absolutely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15636999) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15637247) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM Author: wonderful rigpig jvc kaboom box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639069) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM Author: spectacular pozpig credited post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649448) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM Author: Peach brethren meetinghouse What is CP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15644910) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM Author: Curious School Cafeteria Indirect Expression cerebral palsy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15645068) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM Author: wonderful rigpig http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649416) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM Author: Crawly Theatre Reading Party i am just in awe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649477) |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM Author: Carnelian Selfie Temple lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661042) |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM Author: Rose exhilarant site legal warrant "Can you tell I use an electric razor?"
I feel like this one might work. |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM Author: Vengeful stead *Lightly caresses your face* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673703) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM Author: dun cuckold never stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673753) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM Author: magical self-centered indian lodge MOAR ANECDOTES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673774) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.
After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.
No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.
I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.
Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"
At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away. |
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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM Author: infuriating immigrant stage Pretty much crying, tysm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695459) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM Author: Ruddy Beady-eyed Ratface Bawdyhouse truly the thread of the summer. thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695472) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM Author: Internet-worthy racy feces parlour ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15699805) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM Author: topaz pontificating ceo persian "He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."
This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread. |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM Author: Adventurous Unhinged Philosopher-king Preventive Strike A perfect ending to a perfect summer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700459) |
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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Beta Diverse Multi-billionaire This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847810) |
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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM Author: scarlet at-the-ready wrinkle dysfunction hysterical (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16996465) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM Author: Dead Fuchsia National Security Agency Pit I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700399) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM Author: Vibrant Hissy Fit Set I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701791) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM Author: wonderful rigpig 200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701814) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: Carnelian Selfie Temple Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701966) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM Author: Carnelian Selfie Temple I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701832) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: shaky nowag Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15702426) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704045) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM Author: vivacious canary alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704244) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM Author: Vengeful stead This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704450) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM Author: Vengeful stead Can this get stickied for awhile??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704471) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM Author: Khaki sticky masturbator i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704618) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM Author: magical self-centered indian lodge Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704885) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM Author: Wine comical therapy sanctuary 180
flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks. |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM Author: galvanic cocky scourge upon the earth which schticks?
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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy cerebral pisswyrm foreskin ask him how he feels about crustaceans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714695) |
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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM Author: black flatulent office The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.
Good times. |
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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM Author: hideous 180 goal in life omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18814656) |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM Author: sadistic bat shit crazy turdskin cuck what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15739535) |
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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM Author: Vibrant Hissy Fit Set 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15810003) |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM Author: laughsome cowardly hospital this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15741161) |
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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM Author: out-of-control citrine skinny woman amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768291) |
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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM Author: thirsty thriller cruise ship 180
Best of Show |
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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM Author: maroon nudist base private investor best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768661) |
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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM Author: stirring bistre ladyboy It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821300) |
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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM Author: Azure idiotic liquid oxygen crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837910) |
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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM Author: marvelous aquamarine theater stage regret tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837950) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate welcome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15903615) |
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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate my life is so empty without him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847734) |
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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM Author: Beta Diverse Multi-billionaire He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847823) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.
Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.
With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.
But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)
It read:
Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever. WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-??? WHERE: [radek address] WHERE: BBQ WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets. |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM Author: vivacious canary alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989662) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM Author: Vibrant Hissy Fit Set finally, a reason NOT to kill myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989705) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate Expected more excitement about this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989771) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM Author: vivacious canary alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989784) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM Author: Adventurous Unhinged Philosopher-king Preventive Strike Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043674) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM Author: dun cuckold cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16044246) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM Author: stirring bistre ladyboy While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989967) |
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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM Author: rebellious bronze mad cow disease native holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16029188) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM Author: Motley Coffee Pot Trailer Park awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043702) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate 2 more weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16047090) |
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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105730) |
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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM Author: filthy bespoke university I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105795) |
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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM Author: Ruby Chapel Boiling Water You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16108971) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM Author: Adventurous Unhinged Philosopher-king Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123613) |
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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow... |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM Author: contagious slimy center elastic band tyvmft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043662) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM Author: ultramarine gaming laptop You should write a short story about this dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043762) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM Author: supple locale 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043922) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM Author: Chartreuse den becky literally makes my day every time i read this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123823) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM Author: Awkward Fat Ankles GOAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16124323) |
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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16148618) |
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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM Author: indigo disturbing deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16152366) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM Author: demanding angry internal respiration mad-dog skullcap "oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."
Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM Author: lemon doctorate he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283648) |
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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate [redacted] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155760) |
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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM Author: Azure idiotic liquid oxygen crackhouse vat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155960) |
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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM Author: apoplectic garnet principal's office marketing idea What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16178386) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM Author: Adventurous Unhinged Philosopher-king Preventive Strike weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283774) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM Author: Outnumbered market I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16280490) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM Author: stag film I am rather concerned as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283559) |
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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM Author: brilliant house i cannot wait! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339796) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM Author: brass frozen circlehead hairy legs TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283746) |
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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM Author: Talking Charismatic Shrine Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339708) |
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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM Author: Awkward Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16352395) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM Author: Pink Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16428602) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM Author: Sepia Medicated Genital Piercing Stain bumping the greatest thread of all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429454) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM Author: vivacious canary alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429686) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM Author: stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16715278) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.
The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:
***** Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.
To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.
To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.
To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].
Please don't look for me, [Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq. *****
I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs. |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM Author: Shivering Avocado Hall Rigor wat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721031) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate Things did not go well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721078) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM Author: Shivering Avocado Hall Rigor I dont even (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721089) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721109) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: Shivering Avocado Hall Rigor please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721119) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721306) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: burgundy hyperactive weed whacker what have you missed the last few months? were you employed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721315) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721334) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: Sepia Medicated Genital Piercing Stain DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721121) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: Sepia Medicated Genital Piercing Stain lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721114) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate EDIT wgwag |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM Author: burgundy hyperactive weed whacker Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721158) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate EDIT I shouldn't be saying this. |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: burgundy hyperactive weed whacker i missed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721233) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM Author: Henna striped hyena you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970004) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate [radek] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721236) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721260) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM Author: burgundy hyperactive weed whacker lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721278) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM Author: insane parlor sandwich 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721365) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate I regret nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721375) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM Author: point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818253) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM Author: vivacious canary alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818415) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM Author: Onyx rehab *starts a slow clap*
*all of xoxo slowly joins in*
*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*
*cheers rise from the crowd*
*all go silent, breathing heavily* |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM Author: stirring bistre ladyboy *joins in slow clap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823257) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM Author: Violent misunderstood station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924708) |
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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM Author: Pea-brained Nubile Lodge Sneaky Criminal thread of the year for 2010 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16914991) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM Author: vivacious canary alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924728) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM Author: address filthpig Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969423) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM Author: Misanthropic Piazza word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink
this is the first 180 i've given |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM Author: point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969372) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM Author: narrow-minded plum resort cuckoldry damn, first time I've seen this thread even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems |
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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM Author: stag film I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.
However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.
Did something else happen the second time you went to his house? |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate Nah, this whole thread was flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021223) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM Author: address filthpig but of course you'd have to say that now........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021264) |
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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM Author: stag film No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17031650) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM Author: Talking Charismatic Shrine Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17412777) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM Author: hilarious whorehouse still 180
especially list of google search terms |
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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM Author: Sepia Medicated Genital Piercing Stain obviously i agree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17288939) |
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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM Author: unholy really tough guy best flame eva (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438476) |
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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM Author: fishy thank you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438487) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649033) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal fortuitous meteor This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649289) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM Author: stirring bistre ladyboy This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649390) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate he does tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649413) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM Author: Self-absorbed crusty spot mood in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649707) |
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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM Author: Pearl Place Of Business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17933360) |
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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM Author: Rose exhilarant site legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17967277) |
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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM Author: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168515) |
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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM Author: blathering impressive sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168858) |
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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM Author: cheese-eating sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18169162) |
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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM Author: Magenta Thx for the bump, I must've missed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195732) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?
I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.
Honest opinions? |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM Author: blathering impressive sex offender You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242476) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM Author: Carnelian Selfie Temple I know. What a flamer lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242505) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM Author: hot impertinent hell degenerate It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242572) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM Author: yellow keepsake machete yes. please do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242655) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM Author: Trip sooty kitchen goyim "he never left the country at all"
omfg |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM Author: yellow keepsake machete i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242511) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM Author: blathering impressive sex offender Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242549) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM Author: Carnelian Selfie Temple A novel length treatment would be great movie bait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242650) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM Author: walnut partner go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242521) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM Author: Mind-boggling institution New thread, but link to this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243690) |
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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM Author: Crimson nibblets jewess this may be the greatest thread of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527819) |
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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM Author: Bisexual Codepig went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18684721) |
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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM Author: Green roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18716038) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM Author: Violent misunderstood station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810511) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM Author: maniacal I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810647) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM Author: hideous 180 goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18822029) |
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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM Author: Metal Famous Landscape Painting Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18922169) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM Author: Pea-brained Nubile Lodge Sneaky Criminal so good.
so good.
so good. |
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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM Author: well-lubricated electric half-breed tears. actual tears. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19081236) |
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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM Author: puce water buffalo BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161049) |
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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM Author: Disrespectful Community Account 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161746) |
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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM Author: Amber toilet seat dog poop No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19641996) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM Author: 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19688070) |