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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA.

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer. T...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  06/24/10
Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.
galvanic nursing home mediation
  06/25/10
joe vaj is actually clerking
Stimulating Parlour
  07/07/10
...
underhanded range
  07/16/10
180
dead trailer park twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/10
180
appetizing weed whacker temple
  07/20/10
lolol
fishy cheese-eating macaca
  07/23/10
This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.
supple property
  08/06/10
...
Jade geriatric space pervert
  08/18/10
...
Jade geriatric space pervert
  08/24/10
...
heady startling hall
  07/17/11
he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress s...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  06/25/10
colorblind?
cerebral drunken doctorate den
  06/25/10
no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  06/25/10
I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. ...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  06/30/10
god I hope this isn't flame
at-the-ready school
  07/08/10
cr these are 180
cream lodge rigpig
  07/20/10
Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.
ivory piazza toilet seat
  06/25/10
so you work with dwight schrute?
amethyst chest-beating becky
  06/25/10
basically.
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  06/25/10
nice I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a s...
Hyperventilating Adventurous Travel Guidebook Base
  07/21/10
Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't k...
curious gaming laptop
  07/23/10
...
sadistic milk
  07/08/10
tyft
soul-stirring digit ratio
  06/25/10
...
beady-eyed sex offender
  06/25/10
...
cerebral drunken doctorate den
  06/25/10
Hilarious
cracking ebony whorehouse round eye
  06/25/10
Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and n...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/07/10
ahahahaha. thanks.
Navy mental disorder theater stage
  07/07/10
...
Ruby Sneaky Criminal
  07/07/10
...
Stimulating Parlour
  07/07/10
...
turquoise abode international law enforcement agency
  07/08/10
Hilarious.
talking parlor foreskin
  07/08/10
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68K...
fragrant awkward orchestra pit cuckoldry
  01/04/11
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread....
spruce native candlestick maker
  06/13/11
QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir
Sooty vigorous menage mad-dog skullcap
  07/08/10
...
cracking ebony whorehouse round eye
  07/16/10
...
underhanded range
  07/19/10
...
cream lodge rigpig
  07/20/10
180
appetizing weed whacker temple
  07/20/10
1 fucking 80 I can't imagine what I would do if somebody ...
Razzmatazz Locus Preventive Strike
  07/21/10
...
diverse cocky principal's office
  07/21/10
...
Talented Genital Piercing
  07/23/10
180
fishy cheese-eating macaca
  07/23/10
...
Light Glittery Rehab
  09/02/11
please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome
Indigo Kitchen
  07/07/10
Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of t...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/08/10
Aren't iPods crazy?
Stimulating Parlour
  07/08/10
I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effecti...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/08/10
the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problemati...
doobsian multi-billionaire
  07/08/10
I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the ...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/08/10
180
fishy cheese-eating macaca
  07/23/10
...
Comical church national security agency
  09/23/10
Where did he graduate from?
Narrow-minded wonderful stag film
  07/08/10
t14
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/08/10
none of this sounds alpha. just sad.
Bright spectacular sound barrier
  07/08/10
you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infe...
doobsian multi-billionaire
  07/08/10
the kimodo punch
passionate ticket booth
  07/20/10
man I'm fucking cracking up over here
cream lodge rigpig
  07/20/10
I'm laughing my ass off here.
Motley headpube
  07/28/10
Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.
Narrow-minded wonderful stag film
  07/08/10
This seems like a poor idea for the OP.
Sooty vigorous menage mad-dog skullcap
  07/08/10
yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/08/10
I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he re...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/09/10
He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to fo...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/09/10
i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl"...
amethyst chest-beating becky
  07/09/10
He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever ...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/09/10
1fucking80
amethyst chest-beating becky
  07/09/10
I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/09/10
180
Sooty vigorous menage mad-dog skullcap
  07/09/10
there's no way someone this great exists
turquoise abode international law enforcement agency
  07/09/10
everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a f...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/09/10
He sounds like a novel character, but better.
Sooty vigorous menage mad-dog skullcap
  07/09/10
this is a true 180
razzle-dazzle french chef
  07/24/10
Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brillia...
racy office
  07/27/10
i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chat...
Navy mental disorder theater stage
  08/01/10
180
arousing site
  09/14/10
this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. tha...
fiercely-loyal know-it-all son of senegal generalized bond
  06/08/11
hahaha
fishy cheese-eating macaca
  07/23/10
180
Obsidian wagecucks boiling water
  07/28/10
omfg
Copper heaven place of business
  08/22/11
(estrada's colleague from the future)
electric black point
  07/09/10
This whole thread is 180
Red Corn Cake
  07/09/10
...
Territorial elastic band
  07/09/10
He had a compression boot on today like what you get when yo...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/12/10
Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken fro...
Self-centered bawdyhouse indirect expression
  07/20/10
link?
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/20/10
Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a f...
Self-centered bawdyhouse indirect expression
  07/20/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c
Self-centered bawdyhouse indirect expression
  07/20/10
I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have an...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/14/10
lol Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they cohe...
titillating gas station
  07/14/10
extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I ...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/14/10
flame aspies can't chat up women
Mint persian university
  07/14/10
Aren't ipods crazy? hahahahahah I want to be with him ...
titillating gas station
  07/14/10
I want a shirt that says this
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/14/10
Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it ...
titillating gas station
  07/14/10
I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/15/10
Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?
Sooty vigorous menage mad-dog skullcap
  07/15/10
...
razzle-dazzle french chef
  07/24/10
do cats have emotions
passionate ticket booth
  07/15/10
180
Ruby Sneaky Criminal
  07/15/10
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
spruce native candlestick maker
  07/15/10
180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.
bronze stage wrinkle
  07/19/10
...
diverse cocky principal's office
  07/21/10
lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read abou...
Boyish Sable Station Personal Credit Line
  03/30/11
thanks for my new username and siggy
tantric maroon spot
  07/20/10
"homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" ...
tantric maroon spot
  07/20/10
180
appetizing weed whacker temple
  07/20/10
i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be w...
dark marvelous indian lodge
  07/21/10
Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.
Razzmatazz Locus Preventive Strike
  07/21/10
TYSVMFT 180^180^180
Obsidian wagecucks boiling water
  07/28/10
"mothman friendly"
charcoal tattoo
  08/20/10
I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes f...
Walnut Striped Hyena
  06/13/11
its more of him just talking at them until he says something...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/14/10
I really think I might adopt the "get on my level"...
Sooty vigorous menage mad-dog skullcap
  07/15/10
this thread should be in the museum of awesome art
dashing chartreuse ladyboy
  07/14/10
He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded dep...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/16/10
wow.
mauve blood rage
  07/16/10
Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or ...
Umber people who are hurt
  07/16/10
Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/16/10
tyvmft
exciting swollen factory reset button theater
  07/16/10
LOL, greatest post ever.
Multi-colored Green Goal In Life State
  07/17/10
i'm going to be sad when this thread dies
turquoise abode international law enforcement agency
  07/19/10
lol
appetizing weed whacker temple
  07/20/10
this is a jaw-dropping 180
Bright spectacular sound barrier
  07/23/10
never stop posting
Motley headpube
  07/28/10
This thread is heaps and heaps of 180. If it is flame, ...
contagious sanctuary hissy fit
  07/16/10
you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this...
Disgusting Pistol
  07/16/10
I concur.
Thriller maize immigrant school cafeteria
  07/17/10
cr
turquoise abode international law enforcement agency
  07/17/10
"You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you ...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/17/10
my favorite lol
Hyperventilating Adventurous Travel Guidebook Base
  07/21/10
...
Hyperventilating Adventurous Travel Guidebook Base
  07/21/10
holy shit i must use this IRL
Stimulating Parlour
  07/27/10
...
Stimulating Parlour
  07/28/10
Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in hi...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/19/10
OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT
mauve blood rage
  07/19/10
...
Indigo Kitchen
  07/29/10
Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp gen...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/20/10
You're making this up, aren't you?
mauve blood rage
  07/20/10
I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/20/10
Whatever it is, it's thrilling!
mauve blood rage
  07/20/10
I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her famil...
Umber people who are hurt
  07/20/10
holy shit best thread ever
Odious sweet tailpipe
  07/20/10
...
Indigo Kitchen
  07/20/10
agreed
tantric maroon spot
  07/20/10
this thread delivers
floppy affirmative action theatre
  07/20/10
180, flame or not.
rough-skinned gunner
  07/20/10
true 180 thread
Jet-lagged faggot firefighter shitlib
  07/20/10
perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.
appetizing weed whacker temple
  07/20/10
don't care if it's flame
aromatic avocado jap market
  07/20/10
While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the ...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/21/10
*.*
Apoplectic claret telephone double fault
  07/21/10
*dies*
spruce native candlestick maker
  07/21/10
He definitely posts on xo
passionate ticket booth
  07/23/10
I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense o...
mauve blood rage
  07/21/10
if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's a...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/21/10
he almost *has* to post here no?
Indigo Kitchen
  07/21/10
i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread o...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/21/10
This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Ka...
snowy hairless house
  07/21/10
I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started t...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/22/10
holy shit
amethyst chest-beating becky
  07/22/10
RLY?
chrome philosopher-king giraffe
  07/22/10
complete 180
Mentally Impaired Incel Shrine
  07/22/10
...
Boyish Sable Station Personal Credit Line
  07/22/10
i. am. impressed.
Hyperventilating Adventurous Travel Guidebook Base
  07/22/10
holy shit.
Milky hairraiser center legal warrant
  07/22/10
"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish f...
passionate ticket booth
  07/23/10
agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist
bat shit crazy boltzmann new version
  07/23/10
This guy is pimp.
Motley headpube
  07/28/10
i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)
electric black point
  08/05/10
jesus LOL
Odious sweet tailpipe
  07/23/10
You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) hum...
mauve blood rage
  07/23/10
"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be som...
insane pozpig
  07/24/10
Jesus Lord this was funny.
Motley headpube
  07/28/10
i want to be this guy
Indigo Kitchen
  08/01/10
"DO YOU- ..."
charcoal tattoo
  08/28/10
...
Boyish Sable Station Personal Credit Line
  07/22/10
180
Burgundy pit
  07/22/10
u are a gentleman and scholar, 180
Provocative citrine electric furnace gay wizard
  07/22/10
this is too good to be flame
Apoplectic claret telephone double fault
  07/22/10
this is what scares me the moast
Hyperventilating Adventurous Travel Guidebook Base
  07/22/10
"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't...
Talented Genital Piercing
  07/22/10
Absolutely amazing thread
charcoal tattoo
  07/23/10
180^180
Laughsome Buff Toaster Address
  07/23/10
I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running sht...
concupiscible honey-headed business firm
  07/23/10
WTF
passionate ticket booth
  07/23/10
this is so awesome
fishy cheese-eating macaca
  07/23/10
I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter someone ...
bat shit crazy boltzmann new version
  07/23/10
Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, jus...
Trip home
  07/23/10
http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Interne...
Bateful lay jew
  07/23/10
slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man
charcoal tattoo
  07/24/10
...
Mind-boggling Meetinghouse Jewess
  07/26/10
A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing s...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/27/10
Have you ever asked to meet Robert?
passionate ticket booth
  07/27/10
No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/27/10
your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on s...
frozen up-to-no-good area partner
  07/27/10
Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread ...
Hideous Big Plaza
  07/27/10
I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brillian...
exhilarant splenetic hospital cuckold
  07/28/10
ditch the dood
Stirring mildly autistic antidepressant drug
  07/28/10
ATD!
Burgundy pit
  07/28/10
absolutely.
spruce native candlestick maker
  07/28/10
I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a partic...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  07/28/10
jvc kaboom box
frozen up-to-no-good area partner
  07/28/10
credited post
soul-stirring digit ratio
  07/29/10
What is CP?
Trip home
  07/29/10
cerebral palsy?
dead trailer park twinkling uncleanness
  07/29/10
http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-pa...
frozen up-to-no-good area partner
  07/29/10
i am just in awe
Indigo Kitchen
  07/29/10
lol
Motley headpube
  07/31/10
"Can you tell I use an electric razor?" I feel...
Provocative citrine electric furnace gay wizard
  07/31/10
*Lightly caresses your face*
spruce native candlestick maker
  08/01/10
never stop.
Stirring mildly autistic antidepressant drug
  08/01/10
MOAR ANECDOTES
ocher party of the first part
  08/01/10
His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  08/03/10
Pretty much crying, tysm.
infuriating casino
  08/03/10
truly the thread of the summer. thank you.
Greedy set
  08/03/10
ty
turquoise abode international law enforcement agency
  08/04/10
"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me ...
Talented Genital Piercing
  08/04/10
A perfect ending to a perfect summer
passionate ticket booth
  08/04/10
This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a l...
Milky hairraiser center legal warrant
  08/21/10
hysterical
Canary irradiated filthpig
  01/07/11
I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to ...
carnelian crackhouse newt
  08/04/10
I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Th...
Thriller maize immigrant school cafeteria
  08/04/10
200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probab...
frozen up-to-no-good area partner
  08/04/10
Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shi...
Motley headpube
  08/04/10
I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episode...
Motley headpube
  08/04/10
Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting chara...
Primrose corner turdskin
  08/04/10
Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at be...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  08/04/10
...
angry brunch
  08/04/10
This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel ...
spruce native candlestick maker
  08/04/10
Can this get stickied for awhile???
spruce native candlestick maker
  08/04/10
i can't believe this is the first time im reading this threa...
orchid vibrant field
  08/04/10
Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.
ocher party of the first part
  08/04/10
180 flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.
Henna step-uncle's house hairy legs
  08/04/10
which schticks?
Razzle godawful dilemma
  08/08/10
ask him how he feels about crustaceans!
Mustard tanning salon prole
  08/05/10
The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY ...
supple property
  08/06/10
omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no on...
Irate Public Bath Mexican
  08/23/11
what
Histrionic Outnumbered Resort Nowag
  08/08/10
180
Thriller maize immigrant school cafeteria
  08/17/10
this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it
aphrodisiac roommate locale
  08/08/10
amazing
Pearl garrison
  08/12/10
180 Best of Show
magenta location really tough guy
  08/12/10
best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?
180 death wish
  08/12/10
It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.
Umber people who are hurt
  08/18/10
...
rusted lascivious main people chapel
  08/20/10
tytyty
Lemon Swashbuckling Cuck Hell
  08/20/10
welcome
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  08/28/10
my life is so empty without him
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  08/21/10
He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became c...
Milky hairraiser center legal warrant
  08/21/10
In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  09/07/10
...
angry brunch
  09/07/10
finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.
Thriller maize immigrant school cafeteria
  09/07/10
Expected more excitement about this.
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  09/07/10
...
angry brunch
  09/07/10
Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves ...
passionate ticket booth
  09/14/10
cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start o...
Stirring mildly autistic antidepressant drug
  09/14/10
While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a ...
Umber people who are hurt
  09/07/10
holy shit lol
Seedy Skinny Woman
  09/12/10
awesome
vivacious azure dragon water buffalo
  09/14/10
2 more weeks
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  09/14/10
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  09/21/10
I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than ...
Slate excitant messiness
  09/21/10
You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BB...
cruise ship
  09/21/10
...
passionate ticket booth
  09/23/10
Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  09/25/10
tyvmft
transparent frisky senate
  09/14/10
You should write a short story about this dude
forum dog poop
  09/14/10
180
internet-worthy lime idea he suggested box office
  09/14/10
literally makes my day every time i read this thread
Shimmering trump supporter codepig
  09/23/10
GOAT
Bat-shit-crazy institution
  09/23/10
oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a rep...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  09/26/10
...
Fuchsia deer antler national
  09/27/10
"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has...
Scarlet mad cow disease
  10/13/10
he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true eve...
police squad
  10/13/10
[redacted]
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  09/27/10
vat
rusted lascivious main people chapel
  09/27/10
What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath ...
Alcoholic library brethren
  09/30/10
weeks
passionate ticket booth
  10/13/10
I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh ...
maniacal bonkers haunted graveyard
  10/13/10
I am rather concerned as well.
Low-t Church Building Private Investor
  10/13/10
i cannot wait!
flatulent roast beef masturbator
  10/20/10
TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has bec...
Zippy Stage
  10/13/10
...
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wat
mischievous stead
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Things did not go well.
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
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I dont even
mischievous stead
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I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
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please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thre...
mischievous stead
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i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my care...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  12/04/10
what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?
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This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whol...
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
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tantric maroon spot
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EDIT wgwag
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
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Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.
sexy embarrassed to the bone
  12/04/10
EDIT I shouldn't be saying this.
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
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i missed it
sexy embarrassed to the bone
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you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid threa...
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[radek]
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
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Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
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lol
sexy embarrassed to the bone
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180
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I regret nothing.
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I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY. How...
Low-t Church Building Private Investor
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Nah, this whole thread was flame.
Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
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but of course you'd have to say that now........
Confused fanboi
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No.
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Comical church national security agency
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still 180 especially list of google search terms
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he does tho
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I know. What a flamer lol.
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Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes
  06/13/11
yes. please do this.
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"he never left the country at all" omfg
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i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it wil...
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go for it
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BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history
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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.

Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers:

"1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15334029)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM
Author: galvanic nursing home mediation

Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341508)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Stimulating Parlour

joe vaj is actually clerking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440180)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: underhanded range



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: dead trailer park twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507801)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: appetizing weed whacker temple

180

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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating macaca

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588049)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: supple property

This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15719651)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Jade geriatric space pervert



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Date: August 24th, 2010 1:02 PM
Author: Jade geriatric space pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15867807)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: heady startling hall



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341488)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: cerebral drunken doctorate den

colorblind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341650)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341657)



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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this.

"Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?"

[matter of factly] "Because it's blue."

"But isn't that obvious?"

"Not if I go colorblind."

"Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?"

[looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15387540)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: at-the-ready school

god I hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444810)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: cream lodge rigpig

cr these are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564480)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: ivory piazza toilet seat

Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341667)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating becky

so you work with dwight schrute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341499)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341557)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Adventurous Travel Guidebook Base

nice

I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572211)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: curious gaming laptop

Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15591308)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: sadistic milk



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring digit ratio

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341626)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: cerebral drunken doctorate den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341634)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: cracking ebony whorehouse round eye

Hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341663)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440108)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: Navy mental disorder theater stage

ahahahaha. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440131)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: Ruby Sneaky Criminal



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Stimulating Parlour



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM
Author: turquoise abode international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: talking parlor foreskin

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444794)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: fragrant awkward orchestra pit cuckoldry

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68KDJABC

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http://poponthepop.com/2008/06/17/harvard-teacher-assault-posted-on-twitter-flickr-and-blogs/

http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-lena-chen

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/lol-patrick-hamm-makes-business-call.html

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1284417&forum_id=2

http://patrickhammscandal.newsvine.com/_news/2008/06/07/1551800-scandal-hits-harvard

http://tweetmeme.com/story/116502023/patrick-hamm-and-span-classhighlightlenaspan-chen-encyclopedia-dramatica

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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100309114802AAtXFWI

http://patrickhammscandal.wordpress.com/2008/06/08/has-lena-chen-gotten-her-advisor-pwned/

http://ytmnd.com/keywords/patrick_hamm

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/3-blog-posts-lena-chen-now-regrets.html

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/02/whos-paying-lena-chens-bills.html

http://www.anonboard.com/bbs/show_topic/189098

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970047)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: spruce native candlestick maker

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243084)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Sooty vigorous menage mad-dog skullcap

QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir

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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: cracking ebony whorehouse round eye



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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: underhanded range



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: cream lodge rigpig



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: appetizing weed whacker temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Locus Preventive Strike

1 fucking 80

I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572551)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: diverse cocky principal's office



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: Talented Genital Piercing



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating macaca

180

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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM
Author: Light Glittery Rehab



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: Indigo Kitchen

please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440345)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444703)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Parlour

Aren't iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444790)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444814)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: doobsian multi-billionaire

the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444804)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444904)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: Comical church national security agency



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: Narrow-minded wonderful stag film

Where did he graduate from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444753)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444779)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Bright spectacular sound barrier

none of this sounds alpha. just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444811)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: doobsian multi-billionaire

you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444825)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth

the kimodo punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563833)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: cream lodge rigpig

man I'm fucking cracking up over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564503)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: Motley headpube

I'm laughing my ass off here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635460)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded wonderful stag film

Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444829)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: Sooty vigorous menage mad-dog skullcap

This seems like a poor idea for the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444863)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444886)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15455398)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457281)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating becky

i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457293)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457303)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating becky

1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457309)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level."

The request was rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457346)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM
Author: Sooty vigorous menage mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457350)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: turquoise abode international law enforcement agency

there's no way someone this great exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457357)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457370)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: Sooty vigorous menage mad-dog skullcap

He sounds like a novel character, but better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457385)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle french chef

this is a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601751)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: racy office

Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627372)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: Navy mental disorder theater stage

i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673731)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: arousing site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043690)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal know-it-all son of senegal generalized bond

this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195623)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating macaca

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588080)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: Obsidian wagecucks boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639121)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: Copper heaven place of business

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810525)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: electric black point

(estrada's colleague from the future)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457307)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Red Corn Cake

This whole thread is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457810)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Territorial elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15487032)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Self-centered bawdyhouse indirect expression

Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563797)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563808)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: Self-centered bawdyhouse indirect expression

Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563834)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Self-centered bawdyhouse indirect expression

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563845)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507359)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: titillating gas station

lol

Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?

Does this guy have a girlfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507633)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507687)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: Mint persian university

flame aspies can't chat up women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507693)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: titillating gas station

Aren't ipods crazy?

hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507702)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I want a shirt that says this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507711)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: titillating gas station

Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507732)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:

"make crab rangoons"

"muy thai kick technique"

"do cats have emotions"

"what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face"

"d b cooper"

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

"blinking world record"

"gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?)

"fred durst death"

"radioactive banana" (WTF?)

"moth people"

"mothman conspiracy"

"mothman sightings"

"mothman friendly"

"mothman sexuality"

"get around website blocker"

"web proxy"

This is only going back to May btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514707)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: Sooty vigorous menage mad-dog skullcap

Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514727)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601760)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth

do cats have emotions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514757)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM
Author: Ruby Sneaky Criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514845)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: spruce native candlestick maker

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15518791)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: bronze stage wrinkle

180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553280)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: diverse cocky principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573133)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: Boyish Sable Station Personal Credit Line

lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649594)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: tantric maroon spot

thanks for my new username and siggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564018)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: tantric maroon spot

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564044)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: appetizing weed whacker temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: dark marvelous indian lodge

i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572312)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Locus Preventive Strike

Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572643)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Obsidian wagecucks boiling water

TYSVMFT

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639159)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM
Author: charcoal tattoo

"mothman friendly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837388)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: Walnut Striped Hyena

I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243384)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507705)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: Sooty vigorous menage mad-dog skullcap

I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514748)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: dashing chartreuse ladyboy

this thread should be in the museum of awesome art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507641)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525709)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: mauve blood rage

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525831)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM
Author: Umber people who are hurt

Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525857)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15526723)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: exciting swollen factory reset button theater

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525873)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored Green Goal In Life State

LOL, greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531774)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: turquoise abode international law enforcement agency

i'm going to be sad when this thread dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15554590)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: appetizing weed whacker temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564512)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: Bright spectacular sound barrier

this is a jaw-dropping 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587879)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: Motley headpube

never stop posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635490)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM
Author: contagious sanctuary hissy fit

This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.

If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.

"do cats have emotions" LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525893)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: Disgusting Pistol

you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525981)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Thriller maize immigrant school cafeteria

I concur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531709)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: turquoise abode international law enforcement agency

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531772)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

"You doing anything cool tonight?"

"Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?"

"Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?"

"No, I'm DOING that tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531908)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Adventurous Travel Guidebook Base

my favorite lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572263)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Adventurous Travel Guidebook Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572271)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: Stimulating Parlour

holy shit i must use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627905)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: Stimulating Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635215)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553214)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: mauve blood rage

OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553220)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: Indigo Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649435)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563739)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: mauve blood rage

You're making this up, aren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563753)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563774)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: mauve blood rage

Whatever it is, it's thrilling!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563793)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: Umber people who are hurt

I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564487)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Odious sweet tailpipe

holy shit best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563772)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: Indigo Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564043)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: tantric maroon spot

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564055)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM
Author: floppy affirmative action theatre

this thread delivers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564067)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: rough-skinned gunner

180, flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564138)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged faggot firefighter shitlib

true 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564469)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: appetizing weed whacker temple

perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564528)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: aromatic avocado jap market

don't care if it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564584)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572190)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Apoplectic claret telephone double fault

*.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572213)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: spruce native candlestick maker

*dies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572231)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth

He definitely posts on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587881)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: mauve blood rage

I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572245)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: Indigo Kitchen

he almost *has* to post here no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572538)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: snowy hairless house

This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572589)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.

(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?"

(A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING."

(At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?"

(To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?"

(Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?"

(I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..."

(Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.)

(I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.)

(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)

"Think there are any blogs about Houdini?"

(Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.)

(On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!")

(re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it."

(re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?"

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

"My great uncle was a cereal tycoon."

"I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me."

"I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!"

(Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge."

(Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.)

"No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this."

"Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581799)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating becky

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581867)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: chrome philosopher-king giraffe

RLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Incel Shrine

complete 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582794)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: Boyish Sable Station Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582832)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Adventurous Travel Guidebook Base

i. am. impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582971)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: Milky hairraiser center legal warrant

holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583069)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth

"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587798)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: bat shit crazy boltzmann new version

agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588050)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Motley headpube

This guy is pimp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635568)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: electric black point

i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714570)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: Odious sweet tailpipe

jesus LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587874)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: mauve blood rage

You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588072)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: insane pozpig

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601702)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Motley headpube

Jesus Lord this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635573)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: Indigo Kitchen

i want to be this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673748)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: charcoal tattoo

"DO YOU- ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15904012)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: Boyish Sable Station Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582714)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Burgundy pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582812)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Provocative citrine electric furnace gay wizard

u are a gentleman and scholar, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582861)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic claret telephone double fault

this is too good to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582941)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Adventurous Travel Guidebook Base

this is what scares me the moast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582977)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM
Author: Talented Genital Piercing

"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"

So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583189)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: charcoal tattoo

Absolutely amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587865)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Buff Toaster Address

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588029)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: concupiscible honey-headed business firm

I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588060)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth

WTF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588101)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating macaca

this is so awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588129)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy boltzmann new version

I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter

someone should digg it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588143)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: Trip home

Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588178)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM
Author: Bateful lay jew

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15590983)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: charcoal tattoo

slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601453)



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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Meetinghouse Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15614513)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.

I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626384)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth

Have you ever asked to meet Robert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626391)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626414)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: frozen up-to-no-good area partner

your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627333)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Hideous Big Plaza

Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627808)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: exhilarant splenetic hospital cuckold

I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635478)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic antidepressant drug

ditch the dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635516)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: Burgundy pit

ATD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635520)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: spruce native candlestick maker

absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15636999)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15637247)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: frozen up-to-no-good area partner

jvc kaboom box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639069)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring digit ratio

credited post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649448)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: Trip home

What is CP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15644910)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: dead trailer park twinkling uncleanness

cerebral palsy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15645068)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: frozen up-to-no-good area partner

http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649416)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: Indigo Kitchen

i am just in awe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649477)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM
Author: Motley headpube

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661042)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM
Author: Provocative citrine electric furnace gay wizard

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

I feel like this one might work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661070)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM
Author: spruce native candlestick maker

*Lightly caresses your face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673703)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic antidepressant drug

never stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673753)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: ocher party of the first part

MOAR ANECDOTES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673774)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.

After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.

No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.

I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.

Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"

At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695428)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: infuriating casino

Pretty much crying, tysm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695459)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Greedy set

truly the thread of the summer. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695472)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM
Author: turquoise abode international law enforcement agency

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15699805)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: Talented Genital Piercing

"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."

This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700454)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth

A perfect ending to a perfect summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700459)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Milky hairraiser center legal warrant

This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847810)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: Canary irradiated filthpig

hysterical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16996465)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM
Author: carnelian crackhouse newt

I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700399)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM
Author: Thriller maize immigrant school cafeteria

I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701791)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM
Author: frozen up-to-no-good area partner

200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701814)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: Motley headpube

Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701966)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM
Author: Motley headpube

I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701832)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Primrose corner turdskin

Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15702426)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704045)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: angry brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704244)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: spruce native candlestick maker

This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704450)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: spruce native candlestick maker

Can this get stickied for awhile???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704471)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: orchid vibrant field

i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704618)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: ocher party of the first part

Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704885)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: Henna step-uncle's house hairy legs

180

flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15705726)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Razzle godawful dilemma

which schticks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15740992)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: Mustard tanning salon prole

ask him how he feels about crustaceans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714695)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: supple property

The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.

Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15720541)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM
Author: Irate Public Bath Mexican

omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18814656)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: Histrionic Outnumbered Resort Nowag

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15739535)



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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: Thriller maize immigrant school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15810003)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac roommate locale

this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15741161)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: Pearl garrison

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768291)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: magenta location really tough guy

180

Best of Show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768485)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: 180 death wish

best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768661)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Umber people who are hurt

It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821300)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM
Author: rusted lascivious main people chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837910)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: Lemon Swashbuckling Cuck Hell

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837950)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15903615)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

my life is so empty without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847734)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: Milky hairraiser center legal warrant

He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847823)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.

Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.

With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.

But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)

It read:

Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever.

WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-???

WHERE: [radek address]

WHERE: BBQ

WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989628)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: angry brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989662)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM
Author: Thriller maize immigrant school cafeteria

finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989705)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

Expected more excitement about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989771)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: angry brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989784)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth

Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043674)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: Stirring mildly autistic antidepressant drug

cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16044246)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: Umber people who are hurt

While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989967)



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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Seedy Skinny Woman

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16029188)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: vivacious azure dragon water buffalo

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043702)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

2 more weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16047090)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105730)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: Slate excitant messiness

I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105795)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM
Author:  cruise ship

You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16108971)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123613)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16139230)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: transparent frisky senate

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043662)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author:  forum dog poop

You should write a short story about this dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043762)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: internet-worthy lime idea he suggested box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043922)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: Shimmering trump supporter codepig

literally makes my day every time i read this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123823)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy institution

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16124323)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16148618)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: Fuchsia deer antler national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16152366)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: Scarlet mad cow disease

"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."

Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283633)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM
Author:  police squad

he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283648)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

[redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155760)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: rusted lascivious main people chapel

vat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155960)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author: Alcoholic library brethren

What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16178386)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth

weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283774)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM
Author: maniacal bonkers haunted graveyard

I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16280490)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author:  Low-t Church Building Private Investor

I am rather concerned as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283559)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author:  flatulent roast beef masturbator

i cannot wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339796)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Zippy Stage

TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283746)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Comical church national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339708)



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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16352395)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM
Author: bat shit crazy boltzmann new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16428602)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM
Author: tantric maroon spot

bumping the greatest thread of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429454)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: angry brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429686)



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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM
Author:  Low-t Church Building Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16715278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.

The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:

*****

Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.

To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.

To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.

To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].

Please don't look for me,

[Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq.

*****

I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16720968)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: mischievous stead

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721031)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

Things did not go well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721078)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author: mischievous stead

I dont even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721089)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721109)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: mischievous stead

please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721119)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721306)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: sexy embarrassed to the bone

what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721315)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721334)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: tantric maroon spot

DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721121)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: tantric maroon spot

lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721114)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

EDIT

wgwag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721186)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author: sexy embarrassed to the bone

Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721158)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

EDIT

I shouldn't be saying this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721203)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: sexy embarrassed to the bone

i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721233)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM
Author: garnet

you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970004)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

[radek]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721236)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721260)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: sexy embarrassed to the bone

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: twisted

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721365)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

I regret nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721375)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author:  keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818253)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: angry brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818415)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author:  autistic

*starts a slow clap*

*all of xoxo slowly joins in*

*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*

*cheers rise from the crowd*

*all go silent, breathing heavily*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823031)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: Umber people who are hurt

*joins in slow clap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823257)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: charcoal tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924708)



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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM
Author:  brass ape

thread of the year for 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16914991)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: angry brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924728)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: Confused fanboi

Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969423)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: Pearly

word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink

this is the first 180 i've given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969904)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM
Author:  keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969372)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author: Massive Friendly Grandma Scourge Upon The Earth

damn, first time I've seen this thread

even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969768)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author:  Low-t Church Building Private Investor

I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.

However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.

Did something else happen the second time you went to his house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16995968)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

Nah, this whole thread was flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021223)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: Confused fanboi

but of course you'd have to say that now........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021264)



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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author:  Low-t Church Building Private Investor

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17031650)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: Comical church national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17412777)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Bisexual impressive

still 180

especially list of google search terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17285999)



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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM
Author: tantric maroon spot

obviously i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17288939)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author:  cumskin goyim

best flame eva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438476)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: impertinent boistinker

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438487)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649033)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author: 

This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649289)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: Umber people who are hurt

This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649390)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

he does tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649413)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM
Author: Boyish Sable Station Personal Credit Line

in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649707)



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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author: Ungodly hyperactive marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17933360)



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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: Provocative citrine electric furnace gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17967277)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM
Author:  arrogant lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168515)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM
Author:  flirting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168858)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM
Author: Amber ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18169162)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author:  degenerate

Thx for the bump, I must've missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195732)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?

I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.

Honest opinions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242408)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM
Author:  flirting

You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242476)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: Motley headpube

I know. What a flamer lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242505)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Shaky Useless Brakes

It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242572)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author: Sickened sepia karate

yes. please do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242655)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: Bright spectacular sound barrier

"he never left the country at all"

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242668)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM
Author: Sickened sepia karate

i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242511)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author:  flirting

Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242549)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: Motley headpube

A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242650)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author:  chestnut juggernaut stain

go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242521)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: mauve blood rage

New thread, but link to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243690)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM
Author:  indecent

this may be the greatest thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527819)



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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: Crystalline regret yarmulke

went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18684721)



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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM
Author: ruddy disturbing liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18716038)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: charcoal tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810511)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: Blue balding trust fund

I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810647)



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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM
Author: Irate Public Bath Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18822029)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM
Author: aqua pungent nibblets

Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18922169)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author:  brass ape

so good.

so good.

so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19009389)



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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: Bateful lay jew

tears. actual tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19081236)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM
Author: Aquamarine

BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161049)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM
Author: glassy psychic

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161746)



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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM
Author: lake bearded

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19641996)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM
Author: cerise patrolman

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19688070)