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Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my ...
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  03/01/05
It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use.
Mischievous Learning Disabled Crotch Plaza
  03/01/05
you should submit your stories for publication.
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  03/01/05
Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny?...
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  03/01/05
i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: t...
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  07/04/08
You've done better.
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  03/01/05
IB?
Grizzly aphrodisiac dopamine spot
  03/01/05
...
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  03/01/05
don't go to any pizza joints this week.
rebellious transparent round eye
  03/01/05
Excellent " Everything slowed way down and I took on...
talking theater
  07/06/05
infinity to the fucking infinity
mustard area
  06/08/06
By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. Wh...
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  03/01/05
Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a...
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  03/01/05
So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the b...
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  03/01/05
Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as th...
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  03/01/05
This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-e...
bistre aromatic casino gunner
  03/01/05
Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone wh...
Grizzly aphrodisiac dopamine spot
  03/01/05
I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single ...
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  03/01/05
because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is a...
bistre aromatic casino gunner
  03/01/05
I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the s...
Grizzly aphrodisiac dopamine spot
  03/01/05
I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I c...
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  03/01/05
I already cracked the code. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.p...
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  03/01/05
There's about a 0% chance of that being the case.
Grizzly aphrodisiac dopamine spot
  03/01/05
If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character chang...
dashing ruddy piazza toilet seat
  03/01/05
Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something a...
Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw
  03/01/05
I do not want to get along.
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  03/01/05
exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot
Alcoholic Arousing Stage Incel
  03/01/05
But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred...
Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw
  03/01/05
Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an ab...
Alcoholic Arousing Stage Incel
  03/01/05
nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosb...
bistre aromatic casino gunner
  03/01/05
What thread was that?
Grizzly aphrodisiac dopamine spot
  03/01/05
search for "races reversed in pizza parlor"
bistre aromatic casino gunner
  03/01/05
okay
Deep crimson indian lodge
  05/15/06
you answered more than a year later?
azure rough-skinned school weed whacker
  12/13/06
you answered more than 7 months later?
Startling milk
  06/16/07
you answered more than 7 months later?
Tan Zippy Really Tough Guy Hominid
  08/25/07
you answered more than a month later?
Laughsome menage boltzmann
  10/28/07
you answered more than 2 months later?
Tan Zippy Really Tough Guy Hominid
  01/30/08
you answered more than 3 months later?
lime potus
  03/08/08
neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller.
multi-colored clown hospital
  03/01/05
Knobgobbler.
Grizzly aphrodisiac dopamine spot
  03/01/05
For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his misp...
Diverse lettuce point
  03/01/05
LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing.
beta cerebral keepsake machete whorehouse
  03/01/05
I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to was...
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  03/01/05
I personally prefer "turdodynamics"
Heady home candlestick maker
  03/01/05
Engineer?
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  03/01/05
Nice catch
Heady home candlestick maker
  03/01/05
Had to be.
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  03/01/05
What gave it away? The dot or the towel?
Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw
  03/01/05
LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at th...
histrionic community account school cafeteria
  03/29/05
Horrid
Diverse lettuce point
  03/01/05
credited
lascivious embarrassed to the bone market
  04/21/07
...
Vivacious soggy regret
  03/01/05
I humbly accept your praise.
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  03/01/05
...
Vivacious soggy regret
  03/03/05
I laughed all over again...
Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw
  03/03/05
...
Vivacious soggy regret
  03/03/05
glad to bring some sunshine to your day.
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  03/03/05
This would make a great HLS essay.
stirring magenta therapy old irish cottage
  03/03/05
"I posit that this was the interface between my steak a...
rebellious transparent round eye
  03/03/05
The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" p...
Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw
  03/03/05
Good use of mosey'ed.
Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw
  03/09/05
...
Vivacious soggy regret
  03/28/05
this was a classic.
rebellious transparent round eye
  03/29/05
...
Vivacious soggy regret
  03/29/05
I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the...
Thriller people who are hurt
  03/29/05
I'm sure it will flourish again
rebellious transparent round eye
  03/29/05
As it has in the past.
histrionic community account school cafeteria
  03/29/05
This never gets old.
swollen razzle-dazzle garrison
  03/29/05
Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whol...
contagious gay wizard
  03/29/05
you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in...
Thriller people who are hurt
  03/29/05
OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believ...
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  03/29/05
...
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  12/03/07
...
jade fragrant rigpig haunted graveyard
  05/30/05
...
jade fragrant rigpig haunted graveyard
  06/01/05
How rewd
Diverse lettuce point
  06/02/05
In honor of alabama.
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  07/06/05
i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all ...
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  07/06/05
Beautiful bump, classic thread.
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  07/06/05
...
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  09/02/05
first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it.
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  09/02/05
You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic.
Bespoke mewling gas station foreskin
  09/02/05
nope, i hadnt.
Stimulating International Law Enforcement Agency Laser Beams
  09/02/05
haha, I've never actually read this before today
unhinged den
  09/02/05
racist
violent marvelous nursing home
  09/02/05
a classic
rebellious transparent round eye
  09/02/05
most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count ...
slimy theatre
  09/02/05
...
histrionic community account school cafeteria
  10/06/05
wow, this is offensive.
Seedy Abode
  11/01/05
why is nobody outraged at this?
Seedy Abode
  11/01/05
I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on ...
lemon mood
  11/01/05
It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous?
Seedy Abode
  11/01/05
Come on!
Seedy Abode
  02/24/06
dinner is served
cordovan trip hall brethren
  02/24/06
I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond.
milky base partner
  11/02/05
this stuff is wrong
Seedy Abode
  11/04/05
ha ha.
Concupiscible senate
  11/04/05
i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully...
Stimulating International Law Enforcement Agency Laser Beams
  11/04/05
AA has gone too farrrrrrr!
opaque sexy location
  11/27/05
the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point'
Glassy Talented Useless Brakes Kitchen
  12/02/05
Wow, I just got that.
Blue goyim
  01/26/06
...
harsh chocolate chapel quadroon
  12/02/05
I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the libr...
Tantric Office
  12/02/05
same
exhilarant emerald space
  12/02/05
possibly the greatest post ever.
rebellious transparent round eye
  12/02/05
i think so
Saffron galvanic digit ratio
  05/28/07
...
rebellious transparent round eye
  12/04/05
So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale.
Razzle territorial property friendly grandma
  12/04/05
Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon.
beady-eyed arrogant pervert messiness
  12/04/05
i was laughing to the point of tears.
vigorous plum volcanic crater
  12/04/05
...
Deep crimson indian lodge
  01/05/06
...
Deep crimson indian lodge
  01/06/06
Bump
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  01/13/06
...
Deep crimson indian lodge
  01/18/06
awesome
Demanding Field Macaca
  01/19/06
I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch...
Lavender Filthy Hissy Fit Library
  01/26/06
it's the details that make this post one of the richest in x...
opaque sexy location
  01/26/06
the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to...
opaque sexy location
  01/26/06
you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop.
pink curious mediation
  02/09/06
good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do?
opaque sexy location
  02/23/06
...
Deep crimson indian lodge
  02/02/06
...
cordovan trip hall brethren
  02/06/06
best thread EVER.
pink curious mediation
  02/09/06
...
Deep crimson indian lodge
  02/15/06
The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn'...
Motley scourge upon the earth stag film
  02/15/06
lolz
Overrated crackhouse sweet tailpipe
  02/16/06
Bump!
Motley scourge upon the earth stag film
  02/17/06
hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? ...
Thriller people who are hurt
  02/17/06
bump.
Glassy Talented Useless Brakes Kitchen
  02/19/06
Ha. From the vault.
180 meetinghouse codepig
  02/19/06
You throw turds?
sickened big sandwich rehab
  02/19/06
He just couldn't take it anymore.
Glassy Talented Useless Brakes Kitchen
  02/19/06
...
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  02/21/06
...
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  02/23/06
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Shaky legal warrant athletic conference
  03/06/06
...
cordovan trip hall brethren
  03/21/06
Still going strong 13 months later.
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  04/07/06
you still post here?
bronze box office half-breed
  04/07/06
hi strom
cordovan trip hall brethren
  04/07/06
strom isn't that smart
bronze box office half-breed
  04/07/06
just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame wh...
Dark indirect expression
  04/07/06
we're still supposed to be impressed by this?
Onyx center
  04/07/06
racist drivel
cobalt stain
  04/07/06
Wrong, just wrong.
Hairraiser irate skinny woman address
  04/07/06
wow.
Vibrant Avocado Hairy Legs National
  04/18/06
nigga plz
judgmental parlour legend
  04/18/06
do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history?
Swashbuckling Temple
  04/30/06
...
Deep crimson indian lodge
  05/04/06
...
opaque sexy location
  05/04/06
bump.
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  05/04/06
...
opaque sexy location
  05/04/06
This post is racist.
Walnut razzmatazz site personal credit line
  05/04/06
Your searing analysis is mindblowing.
jade fragrant rigpig haunted graveyard
  05/25/06
too early
Swashbuckling Temple
  05/25/06
?
jade fragrant rigpig haunted graveyard
  05/25/06
...
Deep crimson indian lodge
  05/10/06
...
Swashbuckling Temple
  05/21/06
Why would you do such a thing?
Shaky legal warrant athletic conference
  06/08/06
Easily the best post ever.
jade fragrant rigpig haunted graveyard
  06/08/06
This is a disgusting thread.
Shaky legal warrant athletic conference
  06/23/06
Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain
Vibrant Avocado Hairy Legs National
  06/26/06
Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: alabamajdesq I j...
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  07/04/06
i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for ...
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  07/06/06
...
Deep crimson indian lodge
  07/10/06
Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if ...
Deep crimson indian lodge
  07/13/06
...
jade fragrant rigpig haunted graveyard
  07/27/06
omg, like a total classic
appetizing know-it-all step-uncle's house
  07/28/06
...
Swashbuckling Temple
  08/04/06
Bumped for the new HLS crowd
Red cruise ship stock car
  09/18/06
...
Frozen amethyst principal's office
  10/01/06
kickass
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  10/01/06
bump
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  10/05/06
It's always appropriate
Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw
  10/08/06
It's back.
cyan effete dilemma sex offender
  10/13/06
171
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...
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  11/19/06
...
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  12/13/06
got any more 'nuggets' for us, or just riding out the old gl...
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  12/13/06
I live in the past...
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  12/13/06
NIGGER.
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  12/13/06
ching chang chong. ding. dang....dong.
glittery bawdyhouse becky
  12/13/06
haha, real creative nigger
clear fortuitous meteor forum
  12/13/06
"The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect."
opaque sexy location
  12/13/06
"It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place.&qu...
Charismatic ebony ladyboy
  12/13/06
...
dull state roommate
  12/18/06
who bumped this?
Khaki shrine
  12/18/06
.
Titillating Set
  12/31/06
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY
Magical brindle chad church building
  12/31/06
doot doot doot
Electric brass mother tanning salon
  01/13/07
yes
carnelian bonkers corner
  01/13/07
agreed
Electric brass mother tanning salon
  01/13/07
my favorite post ever
Splenetic parlor cuck
  02/06/07
...
Electric brass mother tanning salon
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...
bronze box office half-breed
  03/07/07
...
boyish elastic band
  03/07/07
love
Spectacular telephone
  03/15/07
...
Demanding Field Macaca
  04/10/07
still epic
Maroon resort circlehead
  04/10/07
stress relief bump
Cracking outnumbered native
  04/21/07
Bump
Motley scourge upon the earth stag film
  04/26/07
Bump for GTO's hiring committee.
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  05/03/07
...
Wine puppy locale
  05/20/07
WGWAG
Bateful Cruel-hearted Boistinker Lodge
  05/20/07
Damn this is offensive
irradiated very tactful police squad
  06/16/07
...
excitant church new version
  07/12/07
quality bump
Honey-headed Balding Pozpig
  07/12/07
b
Abusive newt
  07/26/07
why on earth did you bump this?
Hairless french chef
  07/26/07
the fuck is your problem??
Abusive newt
  07/26/07
alabamajd RIP
Glassy Talented Useless Brakes Kitchen
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...
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...
Tan Zippy Really Tough Guy Hominid
  08/25/07
NIGGER
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  09/19/07
Oh no.
Passionate range tattoo
  09/30/07
Oh yes.
Insane buff corn cake
  10/22/07
a gift from me to the xoxo noobs
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Chest-beating white sound barrier trailer park
  11/27/07
this really isn't very nice.
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  11/30/07
...
adventurous stead preventive strike
  01/01/08
DON'T FLUSH!
violet station
  01/29/08
this community account should be deleted...
violet station
  01/29/08
NO.
violet station
  01/29/08
i beg to differ, whokebe.
violet station
  01/29/08
*sprinkles pubes*
bearded yapping black woman brunch
  02/07/08
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  02/07/08
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  02/07/08
i think i saw this happen.
violet station
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classic
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bar review bump
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  07/05/08
tcb
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.

Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.

I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.

I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.

I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.

To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.

I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: Mischievous Learning Disabled Crotch Plaza

It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235126)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: bistre aromatic casino gunner

you should submit your stories for publication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235137)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw

Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny?

Me: "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."

Guy: Dude, what's your problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235138)





Date: July 4th, 2008 12:30 AM
Author: comical bat shit crazy karate

i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: that is false. guys don't call girls "dude." that is something that either a) a girl WISHES would happen or b) a guy would say to another guy. i think B is the more likely scenario, because there aren't very many actual females on this board but a lot of fakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9943332)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Heady home candlestick maker

You've done better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235139)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Grizzly aphrodisiac dopamine spot

IB?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235141)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:59 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235924)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: rebellious transparent round eye

don't go to any pizza joints this week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235142)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: talking theater

Excellent

" Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210494)





Date: June 8th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: mustard area

infinity to the fucking infinity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940659)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw

By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. What's with all the mentions? That is some fucking TTT food-court pizza if I ever tasted it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235160)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a previous post. Chalk it up to coincidence...I quit eating there after I found a fingernail in my pasta salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235174)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw

So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the breakfast shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235198)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as that meal would be smaller than dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235226)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: bistre aromatic casino gunner

This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-esque.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235189)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Grizzly aphrodisiac dopamine spot

Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone who's been posting for a long time. They've achieved a certain masterful synthesis of RWA's bum story and the infamous library shiteater yarn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235203)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single name. I have simply been blessed with the ability to communicate my feelings about both niggers and assmeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235219)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: bistre aromatic casino gunner

because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is almost always funny.

RWA is not nearly as creative, though he is offensive too - theres a personality difference to the posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235237)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: Grizzly aphrodisiac dopamine spot

I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the shiteater story, but clearly that's who they're imitating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235248)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I couldn't finish that shiteater story...whoever wrote that has both a strong stomach and a gift. You are correct that both this story and the shiteater story involve the consumption of feces, but that is the end of the overlap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235260)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw

I already cracked the code.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142809&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235242)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Grizzly aphrodisiac dopamine spot

There's about a 0% chance of that being the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235257)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: dashing ruddy piazza toilet seat

If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character change to go from articulate and creative to incomprehensible and moronic. Impressive, I'd say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235279)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw

Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something as beautiful as the above, and then turn around and and whine incomprehensibly about how we should all just get along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235293)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

I do not want to get along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235300)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic Arousing Stage Incel

exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235307)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw

But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred since she is a camel-riding dothead, after all. Maybe this is how she acts out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235318)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic Arousing Stage Incel

Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an abjectly stupid manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235337)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: bistre aromatic casino gunner

nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosby yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235343)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:56 PM
Author: Grizzly aphrodisiac dopamine spot

What thread was that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235352)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:57 PM
Author: bistre aromatic casino gunner

search for "races reversed in pizza parlor"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235369)





Date: May 15th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: Deep crimson indian lodge

okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5790801)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: azure rough-skinned school weed whacker

you answered more than a year later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215174)





Date: June 16th, 2007 3:31 AM
Author: Startling milk

you answered more than 7 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262164)





Date: August 25th, 2007 9:11 PM
Author: Tan Zippy Really Tough Guy Hominid

you answered more than 7 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559511)





Date: October 28th, 2007 4:19 AM
Author: Laughsome menage boltzmann

you answered more than a month later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821527)





Date: January 30th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: Tan Zippy Really Tough Guy Hominid

you answered more than 2 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9242066)





Date: March 8th, 2008 2:09 PM
Author: lime potus

you answered more than 3 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9448641)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: multi-colored clown hospital

neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235249)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Grizzly aphrodisiac dopamine spot

Knobgobbler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235264)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Diverse lettuce point

For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his mispelling of "pewp".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235316)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: beta cerebral keepsake machete whorehouse

LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235322)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to waste....*wipes tear from eye*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235331)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Heady home candlestick maker

I personally prefer "turdodynamics"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235424)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

Engineer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235433)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Heady home candlestick maker

Nice catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235436)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

Had to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235510)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw

What gave it away? The dot or the towel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235442)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:26 AM
Author: histrionic community account school cafeteria

LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435160)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: Diverse lettuce point
Subject: Horrid

yet thrilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235284)





Date: April 21st, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: lascivious embarrassed to the bone market

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7975019)





Date: March 1st, 2005 6:05 PM
Author: Vivacious soggy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235967)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:04 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

I humbly accept your praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2236613)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:06 PM
Author: Vivacious soggy regret

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251820)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw

I laughed all over again...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251832)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:10 PM
Author: Vivacious soggy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251840)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:11 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

glad to bring some sunshine to your day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251841)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:13 PM
Author: stirring magenta therapy old irish cottage

This would make a great HLS essay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251856)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:22 PM
Author: rebellious transparent round eye

"I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."

best line of the post



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251887)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw

The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" pile right about at "pewp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251899)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw

Good use of mosey'ed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2296014)





Date: March 28th, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: Vivacious soggy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2434927)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: rebellious transparent round eye

this was a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435092)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:19 AM
Author: Vivacious soggy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435096)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: Thriller people who are hurt

I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the blowjobs in auschwitz thread. It's a shame the Golden Age of Racism has ended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435182)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: rebellious transparent round eye

I'm sure it will flourish again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435201)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: histrionic community account school cafeteria

As it has in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435209)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: swollen razzle-dazzle garrison

This never gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435205)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:37 AM
Author: contagious gay wizard

Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. I also loved the Holocaust semen reference though never saw the original. Anybody know what thread its in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435232)





Date: March 29th, 2005 1:06 AM
Author: Thriller people who are hurt

you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?" thread (as mentioned in Leiter Reports)? Do a search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435471)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:43 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good cuckold heaven

OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believe what I missed. A true gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435269)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: wonderful primrose pit faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8973756)





Date: May 30th, 2005 8:50 PM
Author: jade fragrant rigpig haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2891901)





Date: June 1st, 2005 5:18 PM
Author: jade fragrant rigpig haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2906585)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 2:59 PM
Author: Diverse lettuce point

How rewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2913863)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:26 PM
Author: hilarious orchid stage pocket flask

In honor of alabama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210318)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:27 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210325)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: Disturbing cumskin organic girlfriend

Beautiful bump, classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210425)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Bespoke mewling gas station foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731608)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Stimulating International Law Enforcement Agency Laser Beams

first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731624)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Bespoke mewling gas station foreskin

You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731643)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Stimulating International Law Enforcement Agency Laser Beams

nope, i hadnt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731651)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: unhinged den

haha, I've never actually read this before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731656)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: violent marvelous nursing home

racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731703)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: rebellious transparent round eye

a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731938)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: slimy theatre

most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count me as being properly opposed, this is what's wrong with . . . etc, etc.) keep them coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3732116)





Date: October 6th, 2005 12:07 PM
Author: histrionic community account school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3985987)





Date: November 1st, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: Seedy Abode

wow, this is offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4190135)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:32 PM
Author: Seedy Abode

why is nobody outraged at this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191727)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: lemon mood

I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on a nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191753)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: Seedy Abode

It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191766)





Date: February 24th, 2006 5:27 PM
Author: Seedy Abode

Come on!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176200)





Date: February 24th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: cordovan trip hall brethren

dinner is served

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176219)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 12:09 AM
Author: milky base partner

I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191998)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:55 PM
Author: Seedy Abode

this stuff is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214197)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible senate

ha ha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214149)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:53 PM
Author: Stimulating International Law Enforcement Agency Laser Beams

i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully appreciate the post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214182)





Date: November 27th, 2005 6:42 PM
Author: opaque sexy location

AA has gone too farrrrrrr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4396817)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:46 AM
Author: Glassy Talented Useless Brakes Kitchen

the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436812)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:41 AM
Author: Blue goyim

Wow, I just got that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4912066)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:48 AM
Author: harsh chocolate chapel quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436838)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:00 AM
Author: Tantric Office

I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the library.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436958)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: exhilarant emerald space

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438900)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: rebellious transparent round eye

possibly the greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438925)





Date: May 28th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Saffron galvanic digit ratio

i think so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8181172)





Date: December 4th, 2005 12:49 PM
Author: rebellious transparent round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457890)





Date: December 4th, 2005 12:56 PM
Author: Razzle territorial property friendly grandma

So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457922)





Date: December 4th, 2005 1:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed arrogant pervert messiness

Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458118)





Date: December 4th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: vigorous plum volcanic crater

i was laughing to the point of tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458163)





Date: January 5th, 2006 8:26 PM
Author: Deep crimson indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4744483)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: Deep crimson indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4748426)





Date: January 13th, 2006 8:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring ultramarine orchestra pit famous landscape painting

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4804978)





Date: January 18th, 2006 9:38 AM
Author: Deep crimson indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4847120)





Date: January 19th, 2006 1:07 PM
Author: Demanding Field Macaca

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4856901)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:12 AM
Author: Lavender Filthy Hissy Fit Library

I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911928)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:23 AM
Author: opaque sexy location

it's the details that make this post one of the richest in xoxo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911973)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:28 AM
Author: opaque sexy location

the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to stunningly evocative imagery and inspired choice of words. i would love to see a full-length final draft of the narrator's battle with the darker forces among us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911996)





Date: February 9th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: pink curious mediation

you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035705)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:04 AM
Author: opaque sexy location

good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163077)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 7:34 PM
Author: Deep crimson indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4978520)





Date: February 6th, 2006 8:00 PM
Author: cordovan trip hall brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5013313)





Date: February 9th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: pink curious mediation

best thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035639)





Date: February 15th, 2006 8:01 PM
Author: Deep crimson indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097830)





Date: February 15th, 2006 8:08 PM
Author: Motley scourge upon the earth stag film

The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn't really happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097882)





Date: February 16th, 2006 11:21 AM
Author: Overrated crackhouse sweet tailpipe

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5102607)





Date: February 17th, 2006 4:55 AM
Author: Motley scourge upon the earth stag film

Bump!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110864)





Date: February 17th, 2006 4:57 AM
Author: Thriller people who are hurt

hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? is that why you're bumping this, to make you feel better? fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110872)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:12 AM
Author: Glassy Talented Useless Brakes Kitchen

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128948)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: 180 meetinghouse codepig

Ha. From the vault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128955)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: sickened big sandwich rehab

You throw turds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128958)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: Glassy Talented Useless Brakes Kitchen

He just couldn't take it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128960)





Date: February 21st, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Deep crimson indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5151776)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:00 AM
Author: free-loading son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163058)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:01 PM
Author: Shaky legal warrant athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5265723)





Date: March 21st, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: cordovan trip hall brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5389696)





Date: April 7th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

Still going strong 13 months later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533982)





Date: April 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: bronze box office half-breed

you still post here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533988)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: cordovan trip hall brethren

hi strom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534017)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:04 PM
Author: bronze box office half-breed

strom isn't that smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534042)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:11 PM
Author: Dark indirect expression

just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame where you said you were sorry for being a racist and you didnt really mean it. dumbass fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534083)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: Onyx center

we're still supposed to be impressed by this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534100)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:06 PM
Author: cobalt stain

racist drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534056)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser irate skinny woman address

Wrong, just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534119)





Date: April 18th, 2006 8:07 PM
Author: Vibrant Avocado Hairy Legs National

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5606680)





Date: April 18th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: judgmental parlour legend

nigga plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5607215)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Temple

do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5688411)





Date: May 4th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Deep crimson indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715230)





Date: May 4th, 2006 8:57 PM
Author: opaque sexy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715455)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:17 PM
Author: supple carmine university

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715578)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:23 PM
Author: opaque sexy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715612)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: Walnut razzmatazz site personal credit line

This post is racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715624)





Date: May 25th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: jade fragrant rigpig haunted graveyard

Your searing analysis is mindblowing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853747)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Temple

too early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853925)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:41 PM
Author: jade fragrant rigpig haunted graveyard

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5854096)





Date: May 10th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: Deep crimson indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5761253)





Date: May 21st, 2006 8:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5828509)





Date: June 8th, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: Shaky legal warrant athletic conference

Why would you do such a thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940632)





Date: June 8th, 2006 7:22 PM
Author: jade fragrant rigpig haunted graveyard

Easily the best post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5941716)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 7:48 PM
Author: Shaky legal warrant athletic conference

This is a disgusting thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6056207)





Date: June 26th, 2006 9:30 PM
Author: Vibrant Avocado Hairy Legs National

Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6078711)





Date: July 4th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: snowy anal generalized bond

Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM

Author: alabamajdesq

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.

Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.

I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.

I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.

I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.

To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.

I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6138442)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:52 PM
Author: burgundy floppy theater stage trust fund

i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for anyone who hasn't read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6154119)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: Deep crimson indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6180629)





Date: July 13th, 2006 9:38 PM
Author: Deep crimson indian lodge

Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if he did this to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6206166)





Date: July 27th, 2006 7:02 AM
Author: jade fragrant rigpig haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6311944)





Date: July 28th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: appetizing know-it-all step-uncle's house

omg, like a total classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6319929)





Date: August 4th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6378076)





Date: September 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: Red cruise ship stock car

Bumped for the new HLS crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6634097)





Date: October 1st, 2006 12:41 AM
Author: Frozen amethyst principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6707125)





Date: October 1st, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: cyan effete dilemma sex offender

kickass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6707261)





Date: October 5th, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: Glassy Talented Useless Brakes Kitchen

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6731837)





Date: October 8th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Navy Business Firm Bbw

It's always appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6749647)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: cyan effete dilemma sex offender

It's back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6783087)





Date: October 30th, 2006 6:50 PM
Author: exciting umber double fault hell

171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6887990)





Date: November 19th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: odious canary sanctuary coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7026889)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215123)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Charismatic ebony ladyboy

got any more 'nuggets' for us, or just riding out the old glory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215129)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

I live in the past...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215142)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: clear fortuitous meteor forum

NIGGER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215156)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:01 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse becky

ching chang chong. ding. dang....dong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215168)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: clear fortuitous meteor forum

haha, real creative nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215199)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: opaque sexy location

"The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215139)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Charismatic ebony ladyboy

"It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place." is clearly the better line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215148)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:05 AM
Author: dull state roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248689)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:06 AM
Author: Khaki shrine

who bumped this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248702)





Date: December 31st, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Titillating Set

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7326077)





Date: December 31st, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Magical brindle chad church building

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7326080)





Date: January 13th, 2007 7:56 AM
Author: Electric brass mother tanning salon

doot doot doot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7410348)





Date: January 13th, 2007 9:43 AM
Author: carnelian bonkers corner

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7410431)





Date: January 13th, 2007 2:52 PM
Author: Electric brass mother tanning salon

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7411223)





Date: February 6th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Splenetic parlor cuck

my favorite post ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7552137)





Date: March 5th, 2007 1:30 AM
Author: Electric brass mother tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7710299)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: bronze box office half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7720473)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: boyish elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7720912)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: Spectacular telephone

love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7757968)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Demanding Field Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7905148)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: Maroon resort circlehead

still epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7905219)





Date: April 21st, 2007 10:36 AM
Author: Cracking outnumbered native

stress relief bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7974914)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 PM
Author: Motley scourge upon the earth stag film

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8013346)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: cocky public bath faggot firefighter

Bump for GTO's hiring committee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8056755)





Date: May 20th, 2007 11:16 AM
Author: Wine puppy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8143610)





Date: May 20th, 2007 12:29 PM
Author: Bateful Cruel-hearted Boistinker Lodge

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8143777)





Date: June 16th, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: irradiated very tactful police squad

Damn this is offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262159)





Date: July 12th, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: excitant church new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8375793)





Date: July 12th, 2007 9:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed Balding Pozpig

quality bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8375801)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Abusive newt

b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436236)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Hairless french chef

why on earth did you bump this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436240)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Abusive newt

the fuck is your problem??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436245)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Glassy Talented Useless Brakes Kitchen

alabamajd

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436246)





Date: August 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: copper vengeful juggernaut locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8497230)





Date: August 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: Tan Zippy Really Tough Guy Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559497)





Date: September 19th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: Cracking outnumbered native

NIGGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8665060)





Date: September 30th, 2007 9:09 PM
Author: Passionate range tattoo

Oh no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8711096)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Insane buff corn cake

Oh yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8801480)





Date: October 28th, 2007 4:04 AM
Author: Laughsome menage boltzmann

a gift from me to the xoxo noobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821509)





Date: November 27th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Chest-beating white sound barrier trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8944938)





Date: November 30th, 2007 7:08 PM
Author: Racy Nighttime House Jew

this really isn't very nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8958246)





Date: January 1st, 2008 12:00 AM
Author: adventurous stead preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9095396)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:29 PM
Author: violet station

DON'T FLUSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241401)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:40 PM
Author: violet station

this community account should be deleted...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241452)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:40 PM
Author: violet station

NO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241454)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:42 PM
Author: violet station

i beg to differ, whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241465)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: bearded yapping black woman brunch

*sprinkles pubes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289106)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:29 PM
Author: Provocative institution

lolFUCKINtastic, fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289108)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:45 PM
Author: cerise ticket booth

Someone should edit this down to fewer words and make it their Yale 250. Like a 4.0 178 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289174)





Date: March 3rd, 2008 9:35 PM
Author: violet station

i think i saw this happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9423498)





Date: May 12th, 2008 5:06 AM
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