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Taking down Seyfarth Shaw

https://www.facebook.com/notes/anatoly-smolkin/another-one-s...
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lol man, just lol. I dont know what else to say.
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:)
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date Tue, Dec 20, 2011 at 3:18 AM subject Re: Final Email Pr...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r46QWH8vsyk lawsuits (both...
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tl;dr
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taking down paper gangsters requires lotsa paper, sorries.
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explain in english
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I wonder if being "off the drugs" might be part of...
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:) #winning. i don't speak your americano! http://www...
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I know some Seyfarth attorneys. Good doods.
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which is why i'm trying to not take the down the firm like i...
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what are you going on about, man?
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nm doods. i'll wait for lat to explain it. it's a bit hard...
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i'm 50, please explain
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if you're 50 and don't understand it on your own, then you'r...
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he's just elaborate NOWAG
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unsurprisingly, after I exposed Christian Rowley, head of th...
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can someone please explain this
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gotta wait for lat. i'm taking down "Americano". ...
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they didn't serve me even though i came into the building an...
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from: Anatoly Smolkin toliks@gmail.com to: tvandyck@edwar...
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from: Anatoly Smolkin toliks@gmail.com to: "Rowley, ...
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U mad?
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Oh they mad
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i hit 'em up! they mad, dawg! http://www.youtube.com/wat...
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hey Mel Immergut, J. Stephen Poor, and Scott Dettmer are pub...
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Date: December 20th, 2011 5:22 AM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

https://www.facebook.com/notes/anatoly-smolkin/another-one-seyfarth-shaw-welcome-to-the-party/10150428954651456

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFIdJiJ8fOI

"You better be prepared when you cowards fuck with me!"

To: DistrictAttorney@sfgov.org, info@kamalaharris.org, adachiformayor@gmail.com, crowley@seyfarth.com, purias@seyfarth.com, judgepat.mcelroy@calbar.ca.gov

Cc: sergey@cs.stanford.edu, pmarcablog@gmail.com, fredgmeis@hotmail.com, cespeylaw@pacbell.net, matt@miller-firm.com, Dmitry Grinberg <dmitrygr>, Lipton@wlrk.com, cohenhr@sullcrom.com, hblodget@businessinsider.com, tips@venturebeat.com, marco@consumerist.com, matierandross@sfchronicle.com, David Lat <dlat>, kevin_lee@dailyjournal.com, k-yuracko@law.northwestern.edu, "Johann H. Lee" <johann>, echesler@cravath.com, Harold.koh@yale.edu, richard.revesz@nyu.edu, hiram.chodosh@law.utah.edu, doug.farmer@ogletreedeakins.com, jgamble@allenmatkins.com, rroy@irell.com, mchu@irell.com, blee@allenmatkins.com,

On Tue, Dec 20, 2011 at 12:32 AM, Anatoly Smolkin <toliks> wrote:</toliks>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONPAHEioTSQ

Holy moly we have another one, I JUST noticed it as I was downloading court filed copies of some lawsuits I filed -- so I can't email my friend Roger, AGAIN! Peter Urias of the moron lying law firm full of over-billing assholes known as SEYFARTH SHAW. Let's describe first Seyfarth's immoral, frivolous, and on the part of Peter Urias, since I'm sure he read my lawsuit against available here: http://webaccess.sftc.org/Scripts/Magic94/mgrqispi94.dll?APPNAME=IJS&PRGNAME=CaseSearchProcess22&ARGUMENTS=-A,-A,-N0,-N1,-A,-ASMOLKIN\%2C%20ANATOLY,-A

a complete and total violation of his duties as a member in good standing of the California bar. First things first: Seyfarth and Simkoff: stop fucking with me, and stop intimidating your employees. I'll fucking destroy all of you, FINANCIALLY AND FIGURATIVELY, because you are liars and cheats, and the truth is all that's needed. I might show up at Seyfarth's offices at 9am tomorrow morning to be served with the bullshit TRO. Please, PLEASE don't sick the SFPD on me, because if you do that imma blow -- by which I mean I will take the entire law firm of Seyfarth down, by finding every fucking useful partner there who is not a lying piece of shit like UCLA and NYU Law grad Peter Urias a better, higher paying job.

First things first: Seyfarth's rep on AboveTheLaw: http://abovethelaw.com/seyfarth-shaw/ oooh what do we have here, a law firm that lowballs its associates out of money they deserve. by lying cheating asshole partners such as, ooh i even have an example here. one of seyfarth's partners in SF is a lying asshole whose name is Christian Rowley. So, let me tell you all why Christian is a liar and a cheat: at Evolv, Max Simkoff, while a dumbass, is not pure evil like Suleman Ali, so when Evolv went on a hiring binge, Simkoff decided that it was time for Evolv to have an employee handbook. Well, I got this handbook to "look it over". The piece of shit Rowley sent a "form" handbook that: (a) was not formatted, such that he could bill idiot associates like Petey out at massive rates to, you know, change the numbering if a single bullet was changed, and (b) was written in like fucking 1996, with references to BBS message boards, but no references to SMS messages or instant messaging. Anyway, I spent like 5 hours on a Wednesday night stuck with Roger Woodley re-writing it and formatting, and was about to complain to the bar about it -- just ask Hannah Young, the office manager who does a lot more and is all-around awesome, she was there till like 8pm, i left at around 11pm that night. I even remember when this was, cuz Roger was working on the Series C funding round with Mr. Roy from Irell -- incidentally, Mr. Roy is a great attorney, so obviously neither he, nor his law firm, nor Mr. Chu, would ever get involved in filing something like this... only asshole worthless attorneys at lying mafia dens like Seyfarth, Gunderson, Milbank, and Cravath -- obviously this doesn't apply to each firm in its entirety, and I truly hope that the rats can be forced off the ships and those law firms can re-invent themselves in the spirit of places like Patterson, STB, K&E, S&C, and WLRK.

btw, i'll be fighting your bullshit TRO in court, if this email isn't enough to humiliate you all to withdraw it. but, as i've noted before, assholes have no honor. maybe next you'll send a thug after me with a gun to shoot me, like Melvin, Dettmer, Lemmer, and Chesler want to do? what city will you do that in, you pieces of shit?

I got an idea, imma email the dean of every school each of you assholes went to in these emails now. and the california bar association. go fuck yourselves, you lying, cheating paper gangsters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nolJpNwfaVM

cheers,

tolik

On Tue, Dec 20, 2011 at 12:54 AM, Anatoly Smolkin <toliks> wrote:</toliks>

I suppose I should add what my "harassment" of Roger Woodley, Guy Antilla, Bojana Jamborcic, and Jim Meyerle consisted of today before I saw this bullshit TRO:

(1) Between noon and 1pm, I asked everybody if they wanted to get coffee, since I was in the area and had finished up some work I was doing. Roger responded that he was busy with emergency ETL stuff, Guy and Bojana, who do not have as big cash buffers as Roger in case Max Simkoff fires them against public policy, did not reply at all.

(2) At around 4pm, I invited Guy, Roger, Bojana, and Jim, all in a single email, along with some other friends, including friends from TinyCo, to have drinks, on me, at Comstock, which is one of my favorite bars in San Francisco (along with Vesuvio up the block). I make sure not to go to places like 25 Lusk or Bin 38 where I might run into stupid pieces of shit like Max Simkoff or Peter Urias.

see details here: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1789401&mc=14&forum_id=2

and of course, as usual, i enjoy using Zabasearch to see where the morons who file shit like this live. first, petey. looks like petey has two condos and rents a place in sf:

PETER D URIAS Born FEB 1980 More Info on PETER D URIAS Check for Email Address Google

459 GAYLEY AVE Neighborhood & Property Report

WESTWOOD, CA 96137 (310) 824-1248 Confirm Current Phone & Address Claim Your Profile

Background Check on PETER D URIAS

PETER D URIAS Born FEB 1980 More Info on PETER D URIAS Check for Email Address Google

2319 ISLE ROYALE LN Neighborhood & Property Report

DAVIS, CA 95616 (530) 758-2367 Confirm Current Phone & Address Claim Your Profile

Background Check on PETER D URIAS

good for you petey! glad you're using your money wisely to invest! how much y'all wanna bet petey lives somewhere around chestnut street in the marina. hey petey, do me a favor and stay away from Union, i don't wanna throw up my dinner when i'm eating at Cafe Des Amies or Betelnut.

on to our buddy Christian.

CHRISTIAN JOSEPH ROWLEY Born JUL 1967 More Info on CHRISTIAN JOSEPH ROWLEY Check for Email Address Google

3036 COLLEGE AVE Neighborhood & Property Report

BERKELEY, CA 94705 (415) 377-7195 Confirm Current Phone & Address Claim Your Profile

Background Check on CHRISTIAN JOSEPH ROWLEY

CHRISTIAN JOSEPH ROWLEY Born JUL 1967 More Info on CHRISTIAN JOSEPH ROWLEY Check for Email Address Google

999 BROADWAY #9 Neighborhood & Property Report

SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94133 Confirm Current Phone & Address Claim Your Profile

Background Check on CHRISTIAN JOSEPH ROWLEY

nice places christian! so one is where you and your wife live, and the other is where you fuck your mistress? ah, this is too easy! :)

so, is seyfarth gonna file a TRO against me based on these emails? i mean, i must be HARASSING you morons!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

#winning,

tolik

On Tue, Dec 20, 2011 at 1:14 AM, Anatoly Smolkin <toliks> wrote:</toliks>

Oh, and one last thing. Given that Seyfarth could easily have seen that all charges were DROPPED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE when they read my lawsuits, and they PURPOSELY IGNORED THAT FACT AND LIED THROUGH THEIR TEETH IN THEIR COURT FILING, I will be filing a lawsuit for $100,000 for libel and false light against Seyfarth Shaw as soon as I get it written up. Probably tomorrow.

How you like me know, you punk-ass motherfuckers?

On Tue, Dec 20, 2011 at 1:37 AM, Anatoly Smolkin <toliks> wrote:</toliks>

here, file another TRO...

Hit 'Em Up"

[Tupac]

I ain't got no motherfucking friends. That's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker! {Take Money}

West Side!

Bad Boy Killers {Take Money} You know who the realist is niggas we bring it to {Take Money} (ha ha, that's alright)

First off, fuck your bitch and the cliq you claim. West side when we ride come equipped with game. You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife

we bust on Bad Boys niggas fuck for Life

[Chorus:]

Grab your glocks when you see 2pac, Call the cops when you see 2pac, uh Who shot me, but your punks didn't finish now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace nigga, I hit 'em up!

Thug livin', out of prison

Pistols in the Air {Air} (Ha Ha)

Biggie remember when I use to let you sleep on the couch

And beg the bitch to let you sleep in the house now it's all about Versace you copied my style five shots couldn't drop me I took it and smiled Now I'm back to set the record straight With my A-K I'm still the thug that you love to hate Mother-fucker I'll Hit 'Em Up!

Now you tell me who won I see them, they run (ha ha)

You're fucking with me, nigga?

You fuck around and catch a seizure or a heart-attack

You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

This is how we do it on our side

Any of you niggas from New York that want to bring it,

Bring it, but we ain't singing, We bringing drama fuck you and your motherfucking mama. We're gonna kill all you mother fuckers.

All of y'all mother fuckers, fuck you, die slow motherfucker.

My Lenovo T61 make sure all your kids don't grow. You motherfuckers can't be us or see us. We mother fuckin' Thug Life riders. West Side till' we die. Out here in California, nigga We warned ya' We'll bomb on you mother fuckers. We do our job. You think you the mob, nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob. Ain't nothing but killers And the real niggas, all you motherfuckers feel us.

Our shit goes triple and four quadruple You niggas laugh 'cause our staff got guns under they motherfuckin' belts You know how it is and we drop records they felt You niggas can't feel it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Y2zZ6g-Zo

date Tue, Dec 20, 2011 at 2:03 AM subject Fwd: Final Email Prior to Official Legal Response to Unlawful TROs and Illegal

To: J. Stephen Poor, Managing Partner of Seyfarth Shaw

Cc: The whole crew above

Hey Stephen,

Just wanted to let you know I'll be filing a lawsuit against Peter Urias in his capacity as a liar and a cheat, I mean attorney, at Seyfarth's San Francisco office. I'm thinking something between a hundred grand and a million bucks for the defamation and false light implying I'd blow up a school.

Cheers,

Tolik

rofl. #winning!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19602381)



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Date: December 20th, 2011 5:45 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,,.,:,;,;,.,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.

lol man, just lol. I dont know what else to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19602401)



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Date: December 20th, 2011 6:28 AM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19602423)



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Date: December 20th, 2011 6:28 AM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

date Tue, Dec 20, 2011 at 3:18 AM subject Re: Final Email Prior to Official Legal Response to Unlawful TROs and Illegal

To: J. Stephen Poor, Managing Partner of Seyfarth Shaw

Cc: The whole crew above

KABOOM!

http://www.mediafire.com/?7og8rp4y9883o88

EDITED: http://www.mediafire.com/?xlxuixbqddto7fu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXCa7iveddI

-t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19602422)



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Date: December 21st, 2011 7:57 PM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r46QWH8vsyk

lawsuits (both by me on Seyfarth, and Seyfarth on me in a CCH), available here: http://webaccess.sftc.org/Scripts/Magic94/mgrqispi94.dll?APPNAME=IJS&PRGNAME=CaseSearchProcess22&ARGUMENTS=-A,-A,-N0,-N1,-A,-ASMOLKIN\%2C%20ANATOLY,-A

from the top, removing my friends emails from the "to" list, rowley and urias were in every email till the last one.

ooh, and they filed a TRO against me. w00t! paper gangsters getting all mad 'n shit!

from Anatoly Smolkin toliks@gmail.com

to spoor@seyfarth.com

cc

DistrictAttorney@sfgov.org,

info@kamalaharris.org,

adachiformayor@gmail.com,

sergey@cs.stanford.edu,

pmarcablog@gmail.com,

fredgmeis@hotmail.com,

cespeylaw@pacbell.net,

matt@miller-firm.com,

Lipton@wlrk.com,

cohenhr@sullcrom.com,

hblodget@businessinsider.com,

tips@venturebeat.com,

marco@consumerist.com,

matierandross@sfchronicle.com,

David Lat <dlat@abovethelaw.com>,

kevin_lee@dailyjournal.com,

k-yuracko@law.northwestern.edu,

"Johann H. Lee" <johann@law.northwestern.edu>,

echesler@cravath.com,

Harold.koh@yale.edu,

richard.revesz@nyu.edu,

hiram.chodosh@law.utah.edu,

doug.farmer@ogletreedeakins.com,

jgamble@allenmatkins.com,

rroy@irell.com,

mchu@irell.com,

blee@allenmatkins.com,

cohenm@email.uchastings.edu,

"Yandell, Keith" <kyandell@allenmatkins.com>

date Wed, Dec 21, 2011 at 4:45 PM

subject Re: Final Email Prior to Official Legal Response to Unlawful TROs and Illegal Intimidation of Plaintiff in Court Case CGC-11-515744

mailed-by gmail.com

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well, the thug Christian Rowley, unsurprisingly, ran to the cops. just as 50 Cent predicted. the cops, knowing that i have a little leverage on them, decided to give me a fair warning to stop contacting him in his capacity as a thug before arresting me. which is fine. so i sent two eFaxes, one to the thug, and one to his Managing Partner, Mr. J. Stephen Poor, who it seems to me is an honest attorney stuck between a rock and a hard place.

here is the contents (given that I cannot be sure if the thug and Mr. Poor have blocked emails from me).

first, the fax to the thug:

Sent to Christian Rowley.

DATE 2011-12-21 21:01:59 GMT

RE From: Anatoly Smolkin, RE: CGC-11-516736 and CCH-11-572929

Dear Asshole Christian Rowley and Asshole Peter Urias:

See, I can just fax you, you fucker, if you actually blocked my email. And I make it pretty damn clear what hat is on when, as is my personal right -- it's real simple actual, if an email is signed "tolik" it's personal! I'm a threat to YOUR "physical safety"? Fuck you asshole, you're the one who threatened to sick the cops on you -- the only threat I pose is making you lose your bar license for fraud, and then offering the price of your house to whoever buys it and turning it into a methadone clinic.

Cheers,

Tolik

Then to J. Stephen Poor.

DATE 2011-12-22 01:31:26 GMT

RE Information regarding actions of Attorney-at-Law Christian Rowley

Hello Stephen,

Earlier today, your thug Mr. Rowley contacted the police department on stalking charges over emails wherein I destroyed his reputation based on his unethical business methods -- actually, I believe he's worse than a thug: you see, a thug admits that the things he does aren't "good" for society, whereas Mr. Rowley sends his "employee handbook" to unsuspecting clients without such a disclaimer. I think you should speak to Ms. Kimberley Yuracko or Mr. Johann Lee and realize what is going on here.

I will not contact Mr. Rowley again. He's free to try to take my bar license. However, at this point, I'm going to do everything in my power to take his and Peter Urias' by emailing the full unblemished truth, including everything he will try to defame me with and all emails I sent to him, to the California bar.

So, Mr. Poor (and I'll send a copy of this fax to legal community, don't worry), you have three options here if you don't want me to do everything in my legal power to drive Seyfarth's San Francisco office out of business, lease the property, and turn it into a methadone clinic. The reason I'm giving you a heads-up, unlike what happened with Milbank and Gunderson, is that from looking at your profile and reading some of your cases and customer reviews, you don't seem to be a liar and a cheat, but an honest attorney who can't be held responsible for the actions of each of his 750 employees and partners.

(a) Drop the restraining order against me, because based on the facts in CGC-11-516736, which I will pursue to the bitter end, your thugs Christian Rowley and Peter Urias have filed against me knowing full well it was full of lies.

(b) Do everything in your power, so much as you can given you're dealing with a thug, to make sure that Rowley doesn't file bullshit criminal charges against me.

(c) If Max Simkoff, who is a liar and a cheat, insists as your client that he will not drop the TRO even though him filing it is a violation of the law given that it is perjury, well, then you should do what any honest attorney would do and refer him to somebody like Greg Lemmer or Scott Dettmer.

Here's what happens if I don't get my way, which I believe is a legal promise: I try everything legal in my power, when the opportunities arise, and they will because I am in a global business while you are a simple national attorney, to make Seyfarth follow in the footsteps of Heller Ehrman.

Once again, Mr. Poor, the ball is in your court. Play wisely.

Oh, and tell Mr. Rowley that when 50 Cent destroyed Ja Rule, Ja didn't go filing defamation suits against him :)

Cheers,

Anatoly

2011/12/21 Anatoly Smolkin <toliks@gmail.com>

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oh, and i love how making fun of a bunch of liars and cheats in a personal manner on facebook without contacting them is now also "illegal". fuck you, asshole. there's something called the First Amendment. and i trust you aren't trying to overturn it, you lying paper gangster.

2011/12/21 Anatoly Smolkin <toliks@gmail.com>

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rofl you are a fucking idiot. first off, these people have been cc'd on quite a lot of emails, and whenever anybody asked me to remove them, i immediately did -- i think that made for 3 people out of an email list of like, i don't 20? now, i just added another person you might know to this chain. this dude whose last name is zimmerman. remember him? :) secondly, i hope you don't try to take out charges on trumped up Soviet-style criminal threats against me with the DA, because if you do i'm taking seyfarth to court again, and this time the demand in the lawsuit will be for a lot more than a million bucks.

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tolik

2011/12/21 Rowley, Christian <CRowley@seyfarth.com>

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Dear Mr. Smolkin.

I was informed that you have been served with a temporary restraining order this morning as to our client Evolv, Inc. and others. As of now, it is our view you are subject to that order, but you should consult with your own legal counsel. Please review it carefully. Contrary to your suggestions otherwise, the dates on it are accurate; it was signed on the dates noted and submitted on the date clearly stamped on the front. If you feel it contains a factual error, you are free to raise that with the judge on the hearing date.

You have threatened us, falsely accused me of adultery and being a cheat, fraud and liar, threatened to try to get me disbarred and falsely appeared to suggest that I have been disbarred, slandered and defamed us in many other ways, abused me over the telephone in your brief one minute tirade against me (the only time we have ever had contact of any kind--the content of the call you have misrepresented in part), and sent extremely offensive emails containing racially offensive language, multiple references to extreme physical violence, and clearly implied threats against us. Some of these emails were sent contemporaneously with your broad publication of personal details about myself and my colleague, including what you believed are our personal addresses, which further suggested that you intended to try to carry out your apparent threats. While at various other times you suddenly claim to be only speaking figuratively or quoting others, and you profess an alleged intent to act legally, your abusive and erratic behavior, extreme language, and tone suggest otherwise to us.

You have also included on selected false and defamatory emails a whole host of individuals who have no relationship to your dispute with our client (and I am told made defamatory Facebook postings) in what appears to be a further attempt to harass, abuse, and intimidate us. (My apologies to all of you CC's this holiday season.) Your abusive attempts at intimidation will not work; we are not withdrawing the request for a permanent restraining order.

In response to your threats, we already have taken some of the legal action we believe necessary to protect our colleagues, families and clients. We also will be seeking a further restraining order against you today on behalf my colleague and myself based on what we view as your prior threats.

Finally, going forward, any contact from you to us that is necessary for a court proceeding can be conducted by regular mail/overnight mail or a third party courier or through legal counsel, if you get an attorney. This firm will not accept or respond to further emails or direct telephone calls from you.

Sincerely,

Christian J. Rowley

Christian J. Rowley&#9474;Seyfarth Shaw LLP

560 Mission Street, Suite 3100, San Francisco, CA 94105

Direct Phone: (415) 544-1001 &#9474; Direct Fax: (415) 839-9001

Main Phone: (415) 397-2823 &#9474;Main Fax: (415) 397-8549

crowley@seyfarth.com &#9474; www.seyfarth.com

Assistant: Matt Regan &#9474; (415) 732-1110 &#9474; mregan@seyfarth.com

Atlanta | Boston | Chicago | Houston | Los Angeles | London|

New York | Sacramento | San Francisco | Washington, D.C.

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail.

From: Anatoly Smolkin [mailto:toliks@gmail.com]

Sent: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 4:49 PM

To: Rowley, Christian; Urias, Peter; Poor, Stephen

Cc: dmitrygr@gmail.com; DistrictAttorney@sfgov.org; info@kamalaharris.org; adachiformayor@gmail.com; sergey@cs.stanford.edu; pmarcablog@gmail.com; fredgmeis@hotmail.com; cespeylaw@pacbell.net; matt@miller-firm.com; Lipton@wlrk.com; cohenhr@sullcrom.com; hblodget@businessinsider.com; tips@venturebeat.com; marco@consumerist.com; matierandross@sfchronicle.com; David Lat; kevin_lee@dailyjournal.com; k-yuracko@law.northwestern.edu; Johann H. Lee; echesler@cravath.com; Harold.koh@yale.edu; richard.revesz@nyu.edu; hiram.chodosh@law.utah.edu; doug.farmer@ogletreedeakins.com; jgamble@allenmatkins.com; rroy@irell.com; mchu@irell.com; blee@allenmatkins.com; Michael Hamilton; Nagaraj Nadendla; selvakumar.sarangan@gmail.com; Chuck Lenhard

Subject: Re: Final Email Prior to Official Legal Response to Unlawful TROs and Illegal Intimidation of Plaintiff in Court Case CGC-11-515744

Mr. Poor, Mr. Urias, and Mr. Rowley:

This email, unlike the previous ones, is not written colloquially. I am dead serious about everything that follows.

It seems like you did indeed commit fraud on the court. I cannot know for certain that Max Simkoff did not lie to you and you believed him, but based on my previous professional encounter with Mr. Rowley, I'd just as readily believe that Mr. Rowley was fully aware of what he was doing.

Now, here is our problem: http://webaccess.sftc.org/Scripts/Magic94/mgrqispi94.dll?APPNAME=IJS&PRGNAME=ROA22&ARGUMENTS=-ACCH11572929

I have not been served with this, but here's why it's a big deal. I don't really care that much about the fraud on the court, that's Mr. Rowley's and Mr. Urias' issue with the DA. What I do care about is the fact that the hearing for me to blow apart this fraudulent restraining order with the true facts listed in CGC-11-516736, unblemished with half-truths that make Seyfarth's entire civil harassment filing a blatant disregard for justice in general, is set for January 4, 2011. Here's why this is a problem: I celebrate New Year's day much like many Americans celebrate Christmas or Hannukah or whatever else. It is the one holiday where I give gifts, call people, and so forth. So, being prevented from speaking with my good friends Roger, Bojana, and Guy, as I suspect, but cannot quite yet see, this restraining order does, is a really, really big deal to me. It's a bigger deal to me than whether Mr. Rowley or Mr. Urias remain members of the California bar in good standing -- I honesty don't care one way or the other.

Now, tomorrow I will destroy Tishman Speyer, Milbank Tweed, Jerry Speyer, Melvin Immergut, and Suleman Ali in court. It's all attached to this message in PDF files. I believe that TinyCo worked together with their thugs at Gunderson Dettmer, and later lied to their honest attorneys at Ogletree Deakins, and further that Tishman Speyer lied to their honest attorneys at Allen Matkins.

I will attempt to discuss Seyfarth's frivolous filing with the Court, which was based largely on trumped up criminal charges, filed in show-trial fashion by liars and cheats and all almost instantaneously dropped by the San Francisco District Attorney's office, which I believe is an uncorruptable organization, for which I am eternally grateful. However, I had to spend 37 hours in custody and pay almost one semester's New York Law School tuition for what amounted to exercising my First Amendment rights. I have no interest in going back to jail, so I will not violate the restraining order in any way even if I think it has no basis in law or fact, now that I understand that violating a workplace restraining order may include sending an email that is received by the entire American legal community.

So, Mr. Poor, here's the deal. I'll try my best to get the judge to look at my lawsuit against your law firm that explains why Mr. Urias' December 14, 2012 restraining order is completely bogus. I trust every attorney carbon copied on this email understands why that date was used, even though it was filed on December 19, 2011. I may fail at getting the Court to notice my pleas, as the holidays are coming up and the judge, like any other regular private citizen, probably wants to spend time with his family which I fully respect. If I'm prevented from speaking with Roger, Bojana, and Guy on New Year's, there will be legal hell to pay. And, unlike Suleman Ali, Jerry Speyer, and Melvin Immergut, I will not use untraceable thug tactics. I will use completely clean and legal ones, as that is how I was raised in San Francisco's Sunset district. I don't lie, cheat, or steal. I am requesting, kindly, that you discuss with Mr. Simkoff, Mr. Rowley and Mr. Urias the true facts behind the civil harassment case they filed against me. If you do so, I will consider, assuming that Mr. Rowley and Mr. Urias do not contact me ever again directly or indirectly, not taking any further legal action that will negatively impact Seyfarth Shaw or its attorneys other than pursuing the defamation lawsuit I have already filed to its conclusion. Of course, this would require Seyfarth not starting malicious prosecutions of myself, or any bullshit civil actions for defamation or anything else even though everything I wrote has been either a protected First Amendment opinion or a true fact.

The ball is in your court -- a phrase I used many times in Exhibit A to my federal lawsuit against Milbank Tweed (Case # 4:11-cv-06220-PJH) wherein Melvin Immergut eventually tried to silence me using Soviet tactics. I trust you understand that all my actions, despite my use of slang as I believe it is the only way to deal with thugs, have always been and will always be moral, as well as awful to the extent that I comprehend convoluted American legal codes. Here's my promise: either your restraining order is lifted by noon tomorrow, or I'll be pissed -- I hope Mr. Rowley doesn't go reporting that statement, without context, as a criminal threat to the SFPD.

Best regards,

Anatoly Smolkin

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On Tue, Dec 20, 2011 at 2:51 PM, Anatoly Smolkin <toliks@gmail.com> wrote:

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Dear District Attorney:

At approximately 14.33 PM today, barred California attorney Christian Rowley directly threatened to maliciously prosecute me for expressing my first amendment right to free speech in a 53 second phone call. The phone call went as follows, before Christian lies AGAIN.

I called, and Christian picked up. I said, paraphrasing:

--Hi Christian, this is Anatoly. The guy you committed fraud against yesterday, and I filed a defamation suit against you today. If you don't get rid of the fraudulent filing, I will do everything in legally in my power to make you lose your bar license.

--Anything else?

--Yea, you're a fucking asshole.

--Anything else?

--Yea, I'm drinking champagne and enjoying life right now, and you're a piece of shit.

--Anything else?

--No, that's it.

--Ok, I'll pass it on to the police.

Mr. Chodosh and Mr. Poor, perhaps I am mistaken, but I was under the impression that the first amendment protected all my free speech above, and it should be painfully obvious by now that my posting Tupac songs does not imply criminal threats, but rather my utter disgust with agents of the law who I believe are acting worse than thugs. Did Mr. Rowley learn something at the University of Utah that I did not learn at Northwestern University that prevents my First Amendment right to say anything I said above without being subjected to the threat of a malicious prosecution?

I immediately called Inspector Jim Miranda and related my concerns. Inspector Miranda understands my situation dealing with people (I use that term loosely) like Mr. Rowley, and I hope he and the District Attorney prevent more bogus trumped up charges from being filed against me. I really don't know how to stop this harassment of me for expressing my First Amendment rights. I truly feel like I am being pursued by the FSB.

Best regards,

Anatoly Smolkin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19611580)



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Date: December 21st, 2011 7:59 PM
Author: .,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,,..,.:...:.,:.::,;

tl;dr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19611599)



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Date: December 21st, 2011 8:02 PM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

taking down paper gangsters requires lotsa paper, sorries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19611615)



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Date: December 21st, 2011 8:03 PM
Author: .,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,,..,.:...:.,:.::,;

explain in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19611620)



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Date: December 21st, 2011 8:03 PM
Author: IronMonkey

I wonder if being "off the drugs" might be part of the problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19611623)



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Date: December 21st, 2011 8:09 PM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

:)

#winning. i don't speak your americano!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgdhez1xXn8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19611662)



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Date: December 21st, 2011 8:03 PM
Author: IronMonkey

I know some Seyfarth attorneys. Good doods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19611621)



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Date: December 21st, 2011 8:09 PM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

which is why i'm trying to not take the down the firm like i am trying to take down gunderson and milbank. but i will if i have to. hopefully mr. poor comes to his senses.

i'm going to take urias and rowley out with the CA bar. the problem for them is that if i lose my bar license, i'm still making a decent living, whereas they're working at McDonald's :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19611659)



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Date: December 21st, 2011 8:09 PM
Author: .,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,,..,.:...:.,:.::,;

what are you going on about, man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19611660)



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Date: December 21st, 2011 8:10 PM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

nm doods. i'll wait for lat to explain it. it's a bit hard for an American under age 40 or so to understand what i'm doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19611667)



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Date: December 21st, 2011 8:10 PM
Author: .,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,,..,.:...:.,:.::,;

i'm 50, please explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19611671)



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Date: December 21st, 2011 8:13 PM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

if you're 50 and don't understand it on your own, then you're probably still single :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19611700)



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Date: December 21st, 2011 8:10 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,. (aktp)

he's just elaborate NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19611670)



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Date: December 22nd, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

unsurprisingly, after I exposed Christian Rowley, head of the SF Employment practice, as a gangster and a thug, Seyfarth filed a civil harassment suit. email response, and defamation suit coming in the next few months.

So I sent little Stevie two emails. Gonna be hard for him to file a CCH against me in Chicago :)

from: Anatoly Smolkin toliks@gmail.com

to: spoor@seyfarth.com

cc: k-yuracko@law.northwestern.edu,

"Johann H. Lee" <johann>,</johann>

harold.koh@yale.edu,

richard.revesz@nyu.edu,

hiram.chodosh@law.utah.edu,

pmahoney@virginia.edu,

"Yandell, Keith" <kyandell>,</kyandell>

"matierandross@sfchronicle.com" <matierandross>,</matierandross>

David Lat <dlat>,</dlat>

"ashby.jones@wsj.com" <ashby.jones>,</ashby.jones>

"fredgmeis@hotmail.com" <fredgmeis>,</fredgmeis>

"matt@miller-firm.com" <matt>,</matt>

Stephen Johnson <sjohnson>,</sjohnson>

"cespeylaw@pacbell.net" <cespeylaw>,</cespeylaw>

"kfritz@fenwick.com" <kfritz></kfritz>

date: Thu, Dec 22, 2011 at 6:51 PM subject: Re: Frivolous cch claim filed by seyfarth

Stevie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x65k9dQScT8

You look so avuncular and friendly and all on the Seyfarth website. But, you decided to stand with your goons in San Francisco, so little Stevie is going to learn what it feels like to be humiliated, and financially hurt. His goons, of course, are going to learn what it feels like to be financially decimated. (Goons, see how I put the word financially before decimated, so even your usual blatant lies would fail?)

So, little Stevie, here's what's going on. Mel Immergut and Jerry Speyer have already been destroyed, just a matter of a court date or two. Your goons are trying the same tactics, and will fail. I trust you read all the lawsuits I linked to in my defamation case against your firm based on the actions that, through the illegal civil harassment filing Seyfarth made today, you personally approved of: http://webaccess.sftc.org/Scripts/Magic94/mgrqispi94.dll?APPNAME=IJS&PRGNAME=ROA22&ARGUMENTS=-ACGC11516736

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVA-xTBeHyM

See, little Stevie, unlike you and your goons, I've worked my ass off to have a global skillset, because I understood early on that the drinking and smoking weed, which people like your goon Petey prolly did all throughout high school, college, law school, and work, is something to be done for relaxation from hard work, not in lieu of it. Well, Petey looked at you, and his parents, who all said, hell it's ok. Except, it was obvious to anybody, even a 12 year old, that the world was changing. Anybody, that is, who bothered to take their eyes off the baseball field.

So, little Stevie, and I really feel sorta bad for you, cuz unlike Mel and Jerry, you're a simple little employment attorney whose so over-matched, as Christian's pathetic response to my email wherein I completely destroyed his punk-ass showed, that you are probably at home crying in your wife's arms right now. Send her my regards, I feel for her. Unlike the goons, I trust you are generally not a complete asshole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=843k3l9MRKU

But, Stevie, here's the deal: first you assholes fired me from Milbank, then you assholes outsourced my dad's job (due to be outsourced on March 31, 2012), not because he's being replaced by Indians who can do as good a job in India for less, but because there's this fat fuck named Ron Thompson who decided the outsourcing was in the short-term interests of the executive team, even if it's not in the long-term interests of the company. Let me explain, since if you got a case like this, Christian, Petey, or even you wouldn't understand what the fuck is going on. So, let's say I outsource an IT department to India -- makes sense if it's doing pretty commoditized shit, like building business apps that can be rechecked a few times, but not something mission critical for the company, for that you need good people. Thing is, really good people are expensive, and a really good team, like anywhere, is really really hard to build. It's easier to find really good people in places they congregate, like, you know, the Bay Area. So, what is the goon Ron Thompson, helped by goons like Christian, most likely at Paul Hastings, doing? Well, he's trying to outsource the IT department down to San Jose, and just hire younger locals with lower healthcare costs and whatnot. But that's not it, basically the contract will be sorta like most of the shit that happens in this fucked up country, low at the beginning, and then when the company is locked in, the outsourcer will skyrocket the costs, and now you're basically paying as much or more than you paid before, and the quality is probably a bit worse. So why would a stupid-ass motherfucker like Ron Thompson do this? Well, Stevie, because when that initial cost savings happens for the first two years, all of it, essentially, ends up in the pockets of the exec team, and they don't really care that they don't get as big bonuses later on, because in those two years they rocked it so hard they're ahead anyway. Besides, in 2+ years, they'll figure out how to spin it as not their fault that the pendulum swung back, and they'll be back to the same total comp they started with... except they stole a ton of money for two years on the backs of employees who will probably find new jobs, but it's still a fucking pain in the ass for those guys.

So, then you assholes fired my boss Nagaraj from Evolv in one of the worst displays of assholish-ness I've ever seen. Read the lawsuit.

Then your asshole goon Christian sent me a bullshit document that, frankly, should be an embarrassment to your entire firm... what did you do? You filed a civil harassment action against me for exposing it.

Then at TinyCo the asshole Suleman Ali tried to fuck the entire company out of options, and made life a living hell for two recruiters who understood what was going on until he had the opportunity to fire them for performance, which I'll admit was bad because of how miserable he made it.

And then he fired me for a break on his lease, figuring he'd use the same "all these dumbass Americans are in debt, they gotta pay their bills" trick. Except Mel knew I wasn't a dumbass American, Mel decided he could try a 5150. Except, Mel underestimated me. Then some fucking asshole named Greg Lemmer sent me a bullshit unconstitutional letter and tried to intimidate me. Then you assholes threw me in jail on trumped up charges when all that didn't work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Y2zZ6g-Zo

Then your fucking goon Christian threatened to sick the cops on me for expressing my First Amendment right to free speech by, you know, calling him out for the immoral asshole goon he is. I honestly thought after my lawsuit, things would simmer down. Seriously, "racial epithets" for posting lyrics from one of the best rappers who ever lived? And you approve the civil harassment filing, knowing it's full of lies? Go fuck yourself.

Come on Stevie, grow up. Admit defeat. You fuckin' lost, bro.

Here, read this:

http://abovethelaw.com/2011/12/duncan-law-school-sues-aba-for-antitrust-violation/

and this: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/18/business/for-law-schools-a-price-to-play-the-abas-way.html?_r=1&pagewanted=1

This is the money line:

THE A.B.A. won its role in legal education after a messy battle that began early in the 20th century. At the time, dozens of profit-making night schools were springing up, offering a more practical curriculum at a fraction of the tuition charged by established schools. From 1890 to 1930, the number of law schools tripled . . . To say that these night schools and their graduates appalled the A.B.A.ís core membership hardly captures the horror. Thousands of new lawyers were suddenly flowing into the market, many of them poor immigrants . . . The dean of Yale described night schools as a ďrank weedĒ and urged their closure. The A.B.A. spent more than 30 years working toward that goal . . . Victory for the A.B.A. was complete when the G.I. Bill mandated that federal loans for returning soldiers could be used only at A.B.A.-approved law schools.

You people are motherfucking gangsters. And the worst kind... the ones who'll sell crack to a pregnant woman, basically, in analogy.

Here's the difference between people like me, most of my friends, and assholes like Petey and Christian (other than hard work):

Most people I'm friends with will never do anything immoral or illegal.

Assholes like Petey and Christian, like most of the fuckers I'm dealing with, are liars and cheats, they have no sense of morality. But they are thugs, and their "block" is the ABA, so they will protect pieces of shit like Max Simkoff, Ron Thompson, and Suleman Ali using any legal action, regardless of the morality -- because they have no morals, period.

I've had enough of all of you fucking gangsters, and destroying you in emails and in court is like rapping for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zp1TbLFPp8

I'm willing to take all you assholes on. And I'll tell you this: there is no such thing as immoral to me when I'm taking you assholes down. And I will take you down, or I will leave the country that was once, in the 19th century, a land of freedom and is now, because of you motherfuckers, one of the most fucked up places on earth with what, $14 trillion dollars in debt and counting. There's a difference between earning money, which is what I do, and stealing it, which is what Mel Immergut and all your fucking piece of shit friends who've filed trumped up restraining orders against me have done. You all know that there's no fucking way in hell I'd actually harm anybody, other than financially, so you all know the restraining orders are all bullshit -- but you don't care, because the only thing you motherfuckers care about is protecting the scam that earns you money, no matter the consequences on the general public, or on your moral compass. Because, unlike me, you are fucking liars and cheats. As I've said before, once the tax system resets I hope you all get hit by lightening or buses. Maybe you can use that in your next bullshit restraining order, asshole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvz2mA-m1nw

Very truly yours,

Tolik

On Thu, Dec 22, 2011 at 4:35 PM, Anatoly Smolkin <toliks> wrote:</toliks>

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From: "Anatoly Smolkin" <toliks></toliks>

Date: Dec 22, 2011 4:14 PM

Subject: Frivolous cch claim filed by seyfarth

To: "spoor@seyfarth.com" <spoor></spoor>

Cc: "fredgmeis@hotmail.com" <fredgmeis>, "matt@miller-firm.com" <matt>, "Stephen Johnson" <sjohnson>, "cespeylaw@pacbell.net" <cespeylaw>, "kfritz@fenwick.com" <kfritz>

J. Stephen Poor:

I just noticed that Seyfarth went through with starting legal war on me. Please note that while I will not be filing a new defamation suit at this time, the SOL on defamation is two years in California. Also, this means business war as well. See Stephen, what ur forgetting is that I can fly to London or Kiev or Krakow or Buenos Aires or Singapore and get a good job. You guys can't. And now, you've declared war on me, just lik Milbank, Tishman, Gunderson, Suli, Max Simkoff, and Brewster Ely have. I accept all your challenges.

Your thugs know full well I pose no physical threat and their court filings are a frivolous waste of limited public resources. I will, however, take every last penny I can in court and build all the methadone clinics I can near the homes of every Seyfarth partner I can get approved by local planning committees.

Your sworn enemy,

Anatoly</kfritz></cespeylaw></sjohnson></matt></fredgmeis>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19619402)



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Date: December 22nd, 2011 11:35 PM
Author: .,.,..,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,,..,.:...:.,:.::,;

can someone please explain this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19619418)



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Date: December 22nd, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

gotta wait for lat. i'm taking down "Americano".

here's the one minute explanation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zAO3f0c1XY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19619426)



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Date: December 24th, 2011 9:27 AM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

they didn't serve me even though i came into the building and asked to be served! i guess they didn't really believe their court filings, as i was just standing outside their building... i mean i'm a threat per their court filing! maybe it had to do with my email destroying them in verse :)

from: Anatoly Smolkin toliks@gmail.com

to: tvandyck@edwardswildman.com,

wreed@edwardswildman.com,

jonocker@orrick.com,

ralphbaxter@orrick.com,

spoor@seyfarth.com

cc: k-yuracko@law.northwestern.edu,

fredgmeis@hotmail.com,

"Johann H. Lee" <johann@law.northwestern.edu>,

Lipton@wlrk.com,

cohenhr@sullcrom.com,

matt@miller-firm.com,

cespeylaw@pacbell.net,

David Lat <dlat@abovethelaw.com>

date: Fri, Dec 23, 2011 at 5:54 PM

subject: Fwd: Message re: CCH-11-572929 and CCH-11-572939 where thugs Christian Rowley and Peter Urias are counsel

Could CC Christian, since, you know, I haven't been served. But why bother?

Says on his profile that Christian worked at Palmer & Dodge Boston and Orrick SF. Let's forward this to the MP of each firm, the and Head of the Employment group at each office, for good measure :)

Holy crap I just hit the JACKPOT! The MP of the current iteration of Palmer & Dodge began his career at Milbank! SCORE! Can't be sure who's a thug and whose an attorney, but whatever, this is too much fun!

So, um, to all the new dudes, if you still haven't heard about how I just took down a bunch of mobsters who call themselves lawyers at Milbank, Gunderson, and Seyfarth -- so far the takedowns have just been emails and lawsuits that are not full of half-truths and lies, but soon enough settlements will come, because it's hard to fuck with the truth when the dude on the other side knows exactly how liars and cheats who call themselves "lawyers" operate.

First, see here: http://webaccess.sftc.org/Scripts/Magic94/mgrqispi94.dll?APPNAME=IJS&PRGNAME=CaseSearchProcess22&ARGUMENTS=-A,-A,-N0,-N1,-A,-ASMOLKIN\%2C%20ANATOLY,-A

Mobsters got all mad and ran to the cops, just like 50 Cent said they would. And, of course, my federal complaint is 4:11-cv-06220-PJH (N.D. Cal.). By the way, this got sent to the Russian media and the global Jewish community this morning, so it will blow soon. And Stevie, don't fuck with those restraining orders like Christian said he would in his attempts to intimidate me out of expressing my First Amendment rights, or, you know, I'll get mad and file more lawsuits against everybody who is doing immoral shit :)

Happy holidays!

Tolik

---------- Forwarded message ----------

From: Anatoly Smolkin <toliks@gmail.com>

Date: Fri, Dec 23, 2011 at 9:06 AM

Subject: Re: Message re: CCH-11-572929 and CCH-11-572939 where thugs Christian Rowley and Peter Urias are counsel

To: "Rowley, Christian" <crowley@seyfarth.com>, purias@seyfarth.com, spoor@seyfarth.com, ngeannacopulos@seyfarth.com, dmitry.sudakov@pravda.ru, RT-US@rttv.ru

Cc: hiram.chodosh@law.utah.edu, richard.revesz@nyu.edu, pmahoney@virginia.edu, DistrictAttorney@sfgov.org, Curtis.Lum@sfgov.org, rziegler@atg.state.il.us, fredgmeis@hotmail.com, Nagaraj Nadendla <nnadendla@gmail.com>, selvakumar.sarangan@gmail.com, jackmazzeo@yahoo.com, hannah.young9@gmail.com, shikhac23@gmail.com, "Johnson, Stephen" <sjohnson@kirkland.com>, wuf@uchastings.edu, acoll-very@stblaw.com, kfritz@fenwick.com, matt@miller-firm.com, cespeylaw@pacbell.net, Dmitry Grinberg <dmitrygr@gmail.com>, marc.silberberg@weil.com, David Lat <dlat@abovethelaw.com>, matierandross@sfchronicle.com, kv@khoslaventures.com

Goons:

Given that I don't want street-level drug dealers working for Seyfarth Family Seyfarth Family Mafia Associate Peter Urias, Seyfarth Family Mafia Caporegime Christian Rowley, Seyfarth Family Mafia Underboss Nick C. Geannacopulos , or Seyfarth Family Mafia Boss J. Stephen Poor coming to my home, I will be outside Seyfarth's offices at exactly 10.00 PT this morning to be served with the immoral court filing that the liars, cheats, and gangsters at the Seyfarth Family Mafia Den have filed against me in violation of public policy and in misuse of the law. Given that I have not been properly served yet, I would not be in violation of it, and I should have time to read through it without being arrested after being served. I am carbon copying the District Attorney so that the thugs at the Seyfarth Family Mafia Den do not serve me and then call the Southern Station of the San Francisco Police Department to arrest me on the spot. I will stand directly outside 560 Mission Street, possibly smoking Dunhill cigarettes, between 10.00 PT and 10.10 PT. I will not enter the building. After that point, I will attend to personal business.

Best regards,

Anatoly Smolkin

CA Bar # 274388

On Fri, Dec 23, 2011 at 7:22 AM, Anatoly Smolkin <toliks@gmail.com> wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcsJUQU6iMM&feature=fvst

Happy Hannukah!

Tolik

On Fri, Dec 23, 2011 at 6:36 AM, Anatoly Smolkin <toliks@gmail.com> wrote:

Thugs,

Per Section 6.7 of the unlawful and frivolous restraining order that you filed against me under oath in San Francisco Superior Court for the State of California, CCH-11-572939, which I will be reporting to the California bar on short notice, I am allowed to contact you regarding cases you are involved in.

You are on notice, per the lawsuit I filed against your mafia den, Seyfarth Shaw, CGC-11-516736, that I consider all your civil harassment actions to be defamatory and unlawful. That said, I have no interest in going to jail based on your Soviet tactics, so I'll fight you assholes in court. And I will call you "assholes" in court. And we'll see whether you can get me marked as mentally unstable, or whether that allows you goons to meet the "clear and convincing evidence" standard for a civil harassment action to stand, for exposing you goons for the frauds that you are.

Here is why you are frauds and assholes on many, many levels, and how I will expose you as such: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&mc=20&forum_id=2 . That is colloquial phrasing. Legal language showing exposing you for the same reasons as gangsters and unearthing your thug tactics to the entire world is CGC-11-516567.

I have helpfully carbon copied both the District Attorney and Captain Curtis Lum of Taraval Station of the San Francisco Police Department so they can arrest me if they think this email violated the immoral and illegal restraining order filed in violation of public policy by goons who report to J. Stephen Poor, a barred Illinois attorney in good standing with the Illinois bar, which Mr. Poor personally had to approve based on emails to Mr. Poor before it was filed.

Christian Rowley: CA Bar # 187293

Peter Urias: CA Bar # 255306

J. Stephen Poor: IL Bar # 683483392

Best regards,

Anatoly Smolkin

--

Anatoly Smolkin

toliks@gmail.com

In Pro Per



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19627362)



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Date: December 24th, 2011 9:27 AM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

from: Anatoly Smolkin toliks@gmail.com

to: tvandyck@edwardswildman.com,

wreed@edwardswildman.com,

jonocker@orrick.com,

ralphbaxter@orrick.com,

spoor@seyfarth.com

cc: fredgmeis@hotmail.com,

David Lat <dlat@abovethelaw.com>

date: Fri, Dec 23, 2011 at 5:56 PM

subject: Fwd: Lifting of all restraining orders by noon on 12/27

and this (just CCing Fred Meis and David Lat now as everybody else has already gotten this, no need to clog too many inboxes).

---------- Forwarded message ----------

From: Anatoly Smolkin <toliks@gmail.com>

Date: Fri, Dec 23, 2011 at 4:56 PM

Subject: Re: Lifting of all restraining orders by noon on 12/27

To: "spoor@seyfarth.com" <spoor@seyfarth.com>

Cc: Keith Yandell <kyandell@allenmatkins.com>, Danielle Ochs-Tillotson <dot@ogletreedeakins.com>, "fredgmeis@hotmail.com" <fredgmeis@hotmail.com>, Stephen Johnson <sjohnson@kirkland.com>, "wuf@uchastings.edu" <wuf@uchastings.edu>, "matt@miller-firm.com" <matt@miller-firm.com>, "cespeylaw@pacbell.net" <cespeylaw@pacbell.net>, "cohenhr@sullcrom.com" <cohenhr@sullcrom.com>, "Lipton@wlrk.com" <Lipton@wlrk.com>, "kfritz@fenwick.com" <kfritz@fenwick.com>, Michael Dean <mike.dean.co@gmail.com>, Michael Hamilton <maxmike@gmail.com>, Michael Handler <handler.michael@gmail.com>, Greg Rabin <greg.rabin@gmail.com>, "sdettmer@gunder.com" <sdettmer@gunder.com>, Dmitry Grinberg <dmitrygr@gmail.com>, "axking@aol.com" <axking@aol.com>, "jackmazzeo@yahoo.com" <jackmazzeo@yahoo.com>, "selvakumar.sarangan@gmail.com" <selvakumar.sarangan@gmail.com>, "hannah.young9@gmail.com" <hannah.young9@gmail.com>, "Johann H. Lee" <johann@law.northwestern.edu>, k-yuracko@law.northwestern.edu

Eh, one more to make sure you don't try to fuck with me (if the restraining orders aren't lifted, I'm filing two more lawsuits on 12/28).

http://www.vevo.com/watch/birdman/yu-mad/USCMV1100073

When I'm out the country, niggas call me Neeki

Hi, how are you? Yes, it's nice to meet me

Damn, Billboard, I mean I'm winning but I'm still bored

Yeah we shine, gold cluster

As for your career, dead.. Ghost Busters

[Hook - Nicki Minaj]

That's why you mad

That's why you why you mad mad

That's why you mad

That's why you why you mad mad

That's why you mad

That's why you why you mad mad

On Fri, Dec 23, 2011 at 4:46 PM, Anatoly Smolkin <toliks@gmail.com> wrote:

Oh, and Mr. Poor, here's a personal message for you and all the motherfucking thugs at your mafia den: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK0rXbwrYbU

Merry Christmas!

Tolik

On Fri, Dec 23, 2011 at 1:21 PM, Anatoly Smolkin <toliks@gmail.com> wrote:

Alright guys, you and you clients have restraining orders that were filed against me in violation of public policy. As I learned yesterday looking at a similar order lifted by Gunderson, lifting them is pretty simple. I've already emailed all details of how Max Simkoff, Suli, Seyfarth, and TSP are thugs in my eyes. Now this is really simple: if all restraining orders are not lifted by the last day of Hannukah, the following business parties will cease to exist and human parties be relegated to permanent financial hell: Seyfarth, Evolv, Max Simkoff, Suli, and Jerry Speyer.

To Seyfarth: fuck with me at the peril of the continued existence of your partnership. At this point an out of court settlemen will look like: $10m to me, $5m to th Sargent Shriver org in the lawsuit, and $2m each to Chase Art & Film, the SF Symphony, and the SF Opera. If the restraining order isn't lifted, Ill file a new lawsuit against you for defamation for your latest civil harassment filing and $21M will seem like pocket change.

To all other parties: inform your clients that if they don't kill me and don't lift the restraining orders forthwith I will financially destroy them in court.

Best regards,

Anatoly

CA Bar # 274388



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19627364)



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Date: December 24th, 2011 9:28 AM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

from: Anatoly Smolkin toliks@gmail.com

to: tvandyck@edwardswildman.com,

wreed@edwardswildman.com,

jonocker@orrick.com,

ralphbaxter@orrick.com,

spoor@seyfarth.com

cc: fredgmeis@hotmail.com,

David Lat <dlat@abovethelaw.com>,

DistrictAttorney@sfgov.org,

"Yandell, Keith" <kyandell@allenmatkins.com>,

cespeylaw@pacbell.net,

matt@miller-firm.com,

"Johnson, Stephen" <sjohnson@kirkland.com>,

wuf@uchastings.edu,

axking@aol.com,

Greg Rabin <greg.rabin@gmail.com>,

Gregory Harezlak <gharezlak@gmail.com>,

Michael Dekshenieks <mdekshenieks@yahoo.com>,

hannah.young9@gmail.com,

jackmazzeo@yahoo.com,

Curtis.Lum@sfgov.org,

rziegler@atg.state.il.us,

danielle.ochstillotson@ogletreedeakins.com,

Nagaraj Nadendla <nnadendla@gmail.com>

date: Fri, Dec 23, 2011 at 6:22 PM

subject: Fwd: Legal counsel needed to fight malicious restraining orders [Fwd: Smolkin v. TinyCo]

mailed-by: gmail.com

and of course this.

stevie, btw, if you don't drop those immoral restraining orders, that next lawsuit will also includes christian's bullshit defamatory email... he knows i'm no physical threat, but he lies in verse and in court. what a bum, i'll sue him personally too, because i wanna turn all his houses into methadone clinics if i manage to strip him of his bar license for committing fraud -- see i'm not afraid of a defamation suit, because on this shit the facts are what i filed in my lawsuit against your mafia den, unlike the half-truths in your court filings that while technically true are really all blatant lies in terms of the general implication -- sorta like how your client Max Simkoff said he had less than two weeks notice of my boss leaving, when that was only because your fucking mafia den was trying to break California employment law and keep him from leaving for a better job, and finally gave up less than two weeks before your asshole client Max Simkoff fired Nagaraj: fuck Simkoff, fuck your restraining order, fuck Christian, fuck Peter, and fuck you, asshole. here's the other thing little stevie: if those restraining orders don't get lifted, imma not gonna settle SHIT, even if it means i'll only get $1 in damages. and you know what'll happen? we'll figure out who approved that restraining order, and we'll see if a San Francisco jury buys Christian's lies in court that he actually thought I'd harm him. that's in my next defamation suit, of course, if you decide to be stubborn and hard-headed like you did last time, when i asked nicely -- see what happens when you respond with defamation to polite requests, little Stevie? i can't wait for Christian to argue to a jury that he thought that anything in the current outstanding defamatory restraining order preventing me from talking to my friends is true... but of course we might be able to settle out of court, just as soon as Suleman Ali, acting in his capacity as CEO of TinyCo but taking actions in his personal capacity, comes to his senses (if he doesn't very soon re: his restraining order, danielle, i'm not settling anything with him and going through full discovery with respect to suli in his personal capacity) and lifts there immoral restraining order so I can talk to my friend Fred Meis whose office happens to be right across the street from One Bush about who I should retain to negotiate with you thugs... cuz, you know, I'd actually pay somebody, if cash isn't an issue which i don't think it will be pretty soon, to not have to walk around unshowered after talking to somebody like you, Christian, Peter Urias, Suleman Ali, Max Simkoff, Jerry Speyer, Mel Immergut, Dan Bartfeld, Scott Dettmer, Greg Lemmer, Jeremy Hurewitz, David Van Zandt, or Brewster Ely.

stevie, you know, none of this would have happened if you made sure your mobsters were, you know, a human being and not a dishonest gangsters hiding behind a bunch of paper. poor little stevie doesn't know what to do. here's what you should do stevie: first, get rid of the immoral court filings, because lying in court is bad, as i'm sure you taught your children. and then, pay me, BIATCH! (legally of course, since i'm sure you don't want to go to trial, though I'd be more than happy to and then report all findings to the SFPD and SF DA, as well as the Illinois AG, all of whom I've helpfully carbon copied to this message).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXOTUap9o7g

[Birdman]

Yeah, Bigga Than Life

C4, We the Bidness

Man, f-ck yaíll niggas

Get down or lay down

Shoot up anything except a school or playground

Triple OG nigga, these hoes know me

Shining AK blood, just like a trophy

Iím old school, and Iíll smack a bitch

Getting money like a muthaf-cking cracker bitch

What you know about it? Take notes nigga

YMCMB, head coach nigga

Yeah, stuntman, stuntman

Streetsweeper in my hand get the dustpan

Yeah, we done took off nigga

Got the game on lock like football nigga

[Nicki Minaj - Hook]

Thatís why you mad

Thats why you why you mad mad

Thatís why you mad

Thats why you why you mad mad

Thatís why you mad

Thats why you why you mad mad

have a great weekend everybody, the lawsuits make for fun reading, as do the Excel docs. the best one, by far, is TSB_and_Brewster_filed.pdf. It's pretty hilarious.

cheers,

tolik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19627365)



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Date: December 24th, 2011 9:29 AM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

from: Anatoly Smolkin toliks@gmail.com

to: "Rowley, Christian" <crowley@seyfarth.com>,

purias@seyfarth.com,

spoor@seyfarth.com

cc: DistrictAttorney@sfgov.org,

fredgmeis@hotmail.com,

David Lat <dlat@abovethelaw.com>,

tvandyck@edwardswildman.com,

wreed@edwardswildman.com,

jonocker@orrick.com,

ralphbaxter@orrick.com,

marc.silberberg@weil.com

date: Fri, Dec 23, 2011 at 8:02 PM

subject: Merry Christmas!

mailed-by: gmail.com

And a happy new year!

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDV_reO930A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESqJay4tT2k

--&#1090;&#1086;&#1083;&#1080;&#1082;

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19627367)



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Date: December 24th, 2011 9:51 AM
Author: You Can Still

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19627399)



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Date: December 24th, 2011 10:01 AM
Author: LGBTQQUCHIT23SAAPHFO

Oh they mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19627427)



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Date: December 24th, 2011 10:14 AM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

i hit 'em up! they mad, dawg!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmIHRNN91Eg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19627444)



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Date: December 24th, 2011 10:17 AM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19627447)



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Date: December 24th, 2011 10:40 AM
Author: ,,,.,.......,.......,.,,,.,,..,..,,,......,,,

hey Mel Immergut, J. Stephen Poor, and Scott Dettmer are public figures! no fair, doesn't violate the law!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1835031&forum_id=2#19627467)