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3L w/ no job lined up - Mom told me to "be more available"
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:11 PM Author: chrome razzmatazz wagecucks theatre female 3L at T25. i worked pretty hard throughout LS but am slightly below median. no good job prospects so i think my mom is telling me that i need to make myself more marriageable.
im 27.
FML. |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:40 AM Author: razzle-dazzle toilet seat pistol Are you hot? Just find a sugar daddy to take care of you. You're clearly not a dummy, so if you're attractive, then you can also tell the dude to rest assured that you'll raise smart kids. Boom. Life plan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19887283) |
Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:18 PM Author: Garnet heaven she's right. wtf is wrong with you? get on the treadmill; you can swell up like a whale after you get a hubby. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883664) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:19 PM Author: chrome razzmatazz wagecucks theatre im not fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883673) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:21 PM Author: Garnet heaven lol, ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883680) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:46 AM Author: chocolate gaped range reading party get implants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19887453) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:18 PM Author: deep preventive strike don't think, know. Take the hint.
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stats? |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:19 PM Author: chrome razzmatazz wagecucks theatre what kind of stats? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883672) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:21 PM Author: deep preventive strike height, weight, bust size?
also, her advice is half credited. don't marry for stability because that will fail, but might as well be young, fun and single if your worklife is gonna blow, right? |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:23 PM Author: chrome razzmatazz wagecucks theatre 5'5, 130, 34C
idk i dont think i should give up now after putting in 3 years of hard work. i can always get married later after putting in some quality career years. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:26 PM Author: deep preventive strike alright, now we are talking...right up my wheelhouse.
but seriously, don't poast this on XO, the shitshow hasn't commenced yet.
Just take the bar, pass it, apply to jobs and if nothing pans out...
try something else. I predict that outside of T6, 10% of grads practicing law will be the real number so you are not alone.
might as well go to the gym.
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:31 PM Author: chrome razzmatazz wagecucks theatre i think its more than going to the gym though
i dont exactly dress up and wear lots of makeup when i go to class. nor do i flirt and dance when i go out as much as my friends. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 9:41 PM Author: buff native So you are saying things that are making you a fucking shrew but haven't done anything about it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19885024) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:31 PM Author: painfully honest know-it-all set macaca married to whom? your marrigeability keeps on dropping as you age. it is currently in decline. i'm not trying to alarm you, but that's simply how it works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883740) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:49 PM Author: Spectacular smoky people who are hurt lose weight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883890) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 2:46 AM Author: Dull affirmative action gaming laptop "quality career years?"
lol sweetheart that train left the station about 2 years ago when first semester grades came out. |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 2:48 AM Author: curious sex offender You think so, eh? Silly shrew wannabe. You're going to end up with a shitty career and no marriage prospects. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886940) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 2:51 AM Author: White Roast Beef Sanctuary drinking a pepsi as we speak. i bought it back in december in columbus ohio. (was visiting family for xmas.) columbus fucking ohio. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886946) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:46 AM Author: carmine disrespectful nursing home generalized bond Same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19887454) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:42 AM Author: razzle-dazzle toilet seat pistol Ok. I'd probably smash you. This bodes well for you. Find a biglaw bro, flaunt the chest, and let the hormones do the rest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19887287) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:21 PM Author: Garnet heaven weight, cup size, facial attractiveness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883682) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:23 PM Author: chrome razzmatazz wagecucks theatre idk 6.5-7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883696) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:25 PM Author: Black odious internal respiration 6.5-7 on a LS scale or general pop. scale? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883706) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:26 PM Author: chrome razzmatazz wagecucks theatre general pop i think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883712) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:26 PM Author: arousing amber hunting ground rehab take a pic of your body and post it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883709) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:30 PM Author: chrome razzmatazz wagecucks theatre this is about a year old
http://imgur.com/jgIHv |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:31 PM Author: Impressive Brass Scourge Upon The Earth Rigpig omg JILL? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883734) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:31 PM Author: deep preventive strike LOL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883738) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:32 PM Author: chrome razzmatazz wagecucks theatre no my name is not jill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883747) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:31 PM Author: deep preventive strike is that stawberry blonde I see? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883744) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:32 PM Author: chrome razzmatazz wagecucks theatre yeah although i think i had highlights at the time of that picture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883752) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:36 PM Author: deep preventive strike so, a couple of things. the hip to waist ratio is credited as is the strawberry blonde.
so, follow mom's advice: make yourself available.
this means bang on the second date, not the first. Stick with the gym work and you should be golden.
as to the work thing: see above posts...the law economy is in the shitter...it is what it is. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:32 PM Author: Cruel-hearted hairraiser selfie that dress isn't the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883756) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:35 PM Author: chrome razzmatazz wagecucks theatre i know
i dont really keep up with the latest fashions. thats probably what my mom is talking about. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:36 PM Author: arousing amber hunting ground rehab you have a pretty decent body from what I can tell. Unless you have a shrew-ish looking face you should be able to find a man pretty easily if you start acting more cheerful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883781) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:39 PM Author: deep preventive strike cheery girl gets the nut(s). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883807) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:43 PM Author: chrome razzmatazz wagecucks theatre yeah this is probably my main problem
im just not naturally cheery like a lot of other girls. im not a ice queen but im just a bit more reserved that most girls. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:44 PM Author: Cruel-hearted hairraiser selfie i know exactly what you're talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883848) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:35 AM Author: trip sexy faggotry windowlicker you're my type. Unfortunately, I'm also unemployed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19887428) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:41 PM Author: Cruel-hearted hairraiser selfie i don't mean fashion. i don't know what is in fashion either. i just mean in terms of flattering your body. the top of the dress doesn't accentuate your body (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883819) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:53 PM Author: Spectacular smoky people who are hurt You look really dumpy and pale. Hit the gym and get a tan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883915) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:55 PM Author: Cruel-hearted hairraiser selfie SKIN CANCER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883931) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 8:41 PM Author: buck-toothed 180 half-breed Are you from NYC? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19884561) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 12:31 AM Author: Black odious internal respiration OMG KATIE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886428) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:37 PM Author: charcoal institution azn I read this to mean "my mom told me to act sluttier because that will help me get a job". Projecting from conversations with my mom. Sorry about that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883788) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:41 PM Author: deep preventive strike there is a BIG JUMP from "get a Mrs degree" to "suck cock to get to the top"
I would like to think a mom would insinuate to her daughter the former...right? |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:42 PM Author: charcoal institution azn "be more available"
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:42 PM Author: Big swollen school cafeteria I, for one, would date you.
But I'd probably dump you because you're a wanna-be lawyer bitch. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:45 PM Author: Stimulating messiness address no one's going to call flame on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883850) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:46 PM Author: deep preventive strike you just did.
but I feel as if their is an important unresolved question here:
if someone's mom said "make yourself more available"
does that mean "get a Mrs degree" or "suck cock on the job"?
IRL relevant, no? |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:47 PM Author: Cruel-hearted hairraiser selfie what if mom just means be more social, i.e., meet more people in both a romantic and social context. this may lead to having more contacts, friends, and a husband (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883872) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:48 PM Author: deep preventive strike this was what I gathered as the default.
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:50 PM Author: angry vigorous temple giraffe Did you not see the photo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883898) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:45 PM Author: Soul-stirring point brethren BE CHEERFUL
BE SKINNY |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:46 PM Author: Cruel-hearted hairraiser selfie BE A FIRST GRADE TEACHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883861) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 12:33 AM Author: concupiscible rigor skinny woman brother, i would fuck the SHIT out of most female 1st grade teachers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886447) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 12:48 AM Author: Black odious internal respiration (bro not familiar with teacher butt flattened by years of half sitting, half leaning on a tall stool) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886542) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:45 AM Author: razzle-dazzle toilet seat pistol Dated one of those for awhile. No fun.
The bodies are typically decent, but they don't know how to have adult conversations. It's annoying as fuck being treated like a kid. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:47 PM Author: Stimulating messiness address if you had to boil it down to 2 things for a chick, honestly those are the 2. for a dude, it's:
get a job be confident |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:48 PM Author: Cruel-hearted hairraiser selfie it is so hard to be cheerful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883879) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:52 PM Author: Soul-stirring point brethren BE SKINNY first
that way you have something to BE CHEERFUL about |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:52 PM Author: Cruel-hearted hairraiser selfie not a problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883912) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:58 PM Author: Stimulating messiness address works the same way for dudes. hard to be confident when you're unemployed. get a good job and you'll feel like you're useful and needed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883946) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2012 6:59 PM Author: Cruel-hearted hairraiser selfie for me it's not even being unemployed. i'm just not a cheerful person. more sarcastic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19883955) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 2:40 AM Author: Jade titillating field dog poop Most of the items on this thread are credited. You mentioned that you don't dance or "hang out" very well. You should find your significant other doing the things that you like. I met my current GF at a museum. She was looking at some art pieces, and we talked about a few of the art pieces before we went to go grab some early dinner. Make yourself available by going to places so that guys can hit on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1863770&forum_id=2#19886918) |
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