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I hate when PoliceBros give me shitty cases

So I'm goin' thru my stack of files where the Def has reques...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
Reasonable suspicion to investigate a trespass? Does your de...
Yellow frozen idiot state
  02/03/12
He was standing outside in a public area. I'm assuming it wa...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
So you are assuming proper conduct by criminals? Why not cal...
Yellow frozen idiot state
  02/03/12
that's the problem: Reasonable Suspicion of what? You ...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
RS of trespass, loitering, possible drug sales (given other ...
Yellow frozen idiot state
  02/03/12
tcr
milky gunner mother
  02/03/12
Neither of those applied in this situation. Standing outs...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
Ok. That's what a defense attorney would say. Make the argum...
Yellow frozen idiot state
  02/04/12
3 dudes standing around in a high crime area, late at night,...
laughsome jewess
  02/04/12
"So you are assuming proper conduct by criminals?"...
Nofapping cobalt kitty
  02/03/12
flight plus bro
razzle main people
  02/03/12
i thought i remember from crim law that running away from co...
electric step-uncle's house yarmulke
  02/03/12
If the cop has reason to believe they are doing something il...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
race?
electric step-uncle's house yarmulke
  02/03/12
I dunno, the case has crossed the barrier in which I wont' p...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
o so u mad?
electric step-uncle's house yarmulke
  02/03/12
enraged, even.
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
wut? running from the cops = probable cause. if that doesn'...
fighting honey-headed casino laser beams
  02/03/12
Probable Cause for what? Standing around? The cop had ...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
my bad. i meant reasonable suspicion. was sufficient to terr...
cerebral mahogany blood rage cuckold
  02/04/12
"if that doesn't work, you could just have the cop say ...
Nofapping cobalt kitty
  02/03/12
tbf, i know multiple cops and they do this constantly. every...
cerebral mahogany blood rage cuckold
  02/04/12
just do state trial court judges don't give a shit and deny ...
Silver Trust Fund Den
  02/03/12
"Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:38 AM Author: United Agai...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
just do represent your client (the state) and let it do what...
Silver Trust Fund Den
  02/03/12
when your client is the state it's not necessarily in your c...
Curious Maroon Range Voyeur
  02/03/12
Prosecutors don't have clients, broseph
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
lol, a prosecutor who cares about the constitution. That's f...
Heady underhanded haunted graveyard
  02/03/12
just do reasonable suspicion bro
pink public bath wagecucks
  02/03/12
There was no RAS. A person can run/walk/crawl away from poli...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
then make up some shit bro. cops word against some punk nigs...
pink public bath wagecucks
  02/03/12
Surprisingly, this is true of a # of PoliceBros. I though...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
They literally don't allow smart bros to become cops, bro.
Rambunctious rough-skinned abode
  02/03/12
TCR
Racy juggernaut
  02/03/12
You must be in a shitty state.
milky gunner mother
  02/03/12
god I can't believe how much it would suck to have to be GIV...
Vengeful Plum Rigor
  02/03/12
OH MY GOD THE DIFFICULTY OF PERFORMING CROSS ON ONE WITNESS!
razzle main people
  02/03/12
lol
cerebral mahogany blood rage cuckold
  02/04/12
*has use of massive state resources at disposal* *bitches a...
Odious school cafeteria legend
  02/03/12
lol ty
Vengeful Plum Rigor
  02/03/12
rofl
pink public bath wagecucks
  02/03/12
180
vivacious point brethren
  02/04/12
holy fucking shit I can't believe they gave some sackless pi...
Very Tactful Maize Stage
  02/03/12
cr. Wardlow is definitely on point here assuming that this ...
Tan Fortuitous Meteor
  02/03/12
See, this is the fucking reason that jurors in my jurisdicti...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
you do a lot of jury suppression motions in your jurisdictio...
Very Tactful Maize Stage
  02/03/12
Good flame, bro. You actually had me believing you were a...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
I have to say, cr. Do your fucking job and let the pd do ...
ocher exciting karate
  02/04/12
well it's a good thing the jury will hear the suppression mo...
Vengeful Plum Rigor
  02/03/12
Yeah, because the facts of the case will suddenly look so mu...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
Flame bro? If the weed isn't suppressed it becomes evidence...
territorial tattoo
  02/04/12
*1L who doesn't like the constitution*
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
I dare you to distinguish either of those cases from the sit...
Very Tactful Maize Stage
  02/03/12
Sure bro. In re: Shitty cases that jurors won't find guil...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
see above re arguing to a jury about suppression issues. ar...
Very Tactful Maize Stage
  02/03/12
Dumbass, what do you think will happen when this makes it pa...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
Do you feel a need to try this case to protect the cops from...
milky gunner mother
  02/03/12
wut? How could this develop into a lawsuit?
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
must be nice to only SOMETIMES get shitty cases
Vengeful Plum Rigor
  02/03/12
i think in some earlier threads i was kind of excited for yo...
Very Tactful Maize Stage
  02/03/12
I love this part: "I assure you that I speak for you...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
do you start sweating when the defendants come into the cour...
Very Tactful Maize Stage
  02/03/12
lol!
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
you must not know cops. because they sure as hell don't want...
razzle main people
  02/03/12
Not just road patrol cops, this case somehow had 4 Investiga...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
i see now. disregard some of my poast below. i was under the...
razzle main people
  02/03/12
Judges/Jurors don't care about the rank of the testifying of...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
a judge at a suppression hearing where you are arguing about...
razzle main people
  02/03/12
The judges here already know the Investigators/Detectives an...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
i see man. i don't want you to think i dislike you as a poas...
razzle main people
  02/03/12
Sometimes I wish I was in a "tougher" jurisdiction...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
lol you dumbshit, YOU are the kiddy glove
Green elite location
  02/04/12
flame? cops love showing up for trial because they get paid ...
cerebral mahogany blood rage cuckold
  02/04/12
you're right bro. when people run from the police, we shoul...
Very Tactful Maize Stage
  02/03/12
You sound like a shitty prosecutor.
ocher exciting karate
  02/04/12
dude you're getting pwned here.
razzle main people
  02/03/12
lol, just lol. Not really. The above poasters would be...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
yea man. i like you as a poaster, but when you have very col...
razzle main people
  02/03/12
Lambasting the cops? You think they give a shit what some...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
the agents/cops RUN cases bro; prosecutors usually just do w...
aphrodisiac drunken station kitty cat
  02/03/12
lollerskates! I need to get a job in your jurisdiction.
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
this was the case in fed ct anyway (at least as applied to t...
aphrodisiac drunken station kitty cat
  02/03/12
your thread is complaining about police bros. this is a very...
razzle main people
  02/03/12
In a very conservative jurisdiction, yeah, because the jury ...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
I love how your argument has morphed over the course of this...
Vengeful Plum Rigor
  02/03/12
I love how it hasn't.
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
it has bro, you've really been pwned here
Green elite location
  02/04/12
Juries don't decide motions to suppress, bro.
Stirring lemon affirmative action partner
  02/04/12
just do the wicked flee when no man pursuath, but the righte...
Silver Trust Fund Den
  02/03/12
cr
Vengeful Plum Rigor
  02/03/12
When a man pursueth, what do the wicked do?
Nofapping cobalt kitty
  02/03/12
fleeing in high crime area in response to police question = ...
aphrodisiac drunken station kitty cat
  02/03/12
Wasn't random house. Plus, the judges don't like when we...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
so randomly running from the police doesnt constitute RS to ...
Charcoal Big Idea He Suggested Market
  02/03/12
Didn't see drugs until after chase had ended. If they ha...
zippy provocative new version nursing home
  02/03/12
answer his question about reasonable suspicion to terry stop...
cerebral mahogany blood rage cuckold
  02/04/12
*is an unemployed faggot lecturing an IRL prosecutor on how ...
Charcoal Big Idea He Suggested Market
  02/03/12
*is an actual IRL prosecutor telling you that this is a tria...
ocher exciting karate
  02/04/12
It's really interesting to hear about how this goes down in ...
floppy ceo
  02/04/12
this will always be remembered as the thread where you were ...
Very Tactful Maize Stage
  02/04/12
go fight some real crime
Transparent Area
  02/04/12
ITT a prosecutor gets *one* case that isn't a slam dunk, whi...
floppy ceo
  02/04/12
CR
ocher exciting karate
  02/04/12


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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:11 AM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

So I'm goin' thru my stack of files where the Def has requested Motion to Supress Hearings.

I get a case where the cops see 3 guys standing outside a Public Housing Unit @ 10:45 p.m. They approach to ask if they live there and 2 of the guys run off.

Cops persue one of the guys into a house and see him drop 2 bags of weed on the table. He catches him, arrests him, sends the case over to my office.

Here's the problem: Cop had no probable cause to chase after the guys in the first place. They were supposedly "loitering" in a drug area, but that isn't enough to justify a chase epscially into soemone's house.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887355)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:47 AM
Author: Yellow frozen idiot state

Reasonable suspicion to investigate a trespass? Does your def have standing in the place where they found the weed? You have some arguments to make here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887457)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 11:05 AM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

He was standing outside in a public area. I'm assuming it was his hosue or he knew the person if he was able to come into the place, drop the weed, and sit ont he couch like nothing ever happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887516)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 11:09 AM
Author: Yellow frozen idiot state

So you are assuming proper conduct by criminals? Why not call the officer and have your questions answered? I can't imagine running in response to being asked if you live here is not reasonable suspicion to follow them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887521)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

that's the problem:

Reasonable Suspicion of what?

You can't just say, "Well I had evidence that he had committed a crime cuz he ran"

People don't like cops, especially in my jurisdiction. Shit, if it wasn't for me being a lawyer, I'd probably avoid all cops as well just because I don't feel like being hasseled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887565)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Yellow frozen idiot state

RS of trespass, loitering, possible drug sales (given other indicia). People not liking cops doesn't have anything to do with a suppression issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887576)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 8:32 PM
Author: milky gunner mother

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890726)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 8:53 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Neither of those applied in this situation.

Standing outside of Public Housing building, no reports of disturbance.

Loitering doesn't work because the Defendants left the scene as soon as the police approached them (ie, they ran)

Drug sales doesn't work b/c the police never saw a drug transaction or drugs period until after they began chasing the Defendants.

You can't jump to RS in a bad neighborhood unless you have actual/quantifiable facts to show that the person was doing something illegal or about to do something illegal.

Standing outside at 10:45 p.m is still legal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890858)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 6:56 AM
Author: Yellow frozen idiot state

Ok. That's what a defense attorney would say. Make the argument for the State.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19892783)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 7:24 AM
Author: laughsome jewess

3 dudes standing around in a high crime area, late at night, and 2 out of the 3 run at the same time upon being approached by police.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19892786)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Nofapping cobalt kitty

"So you are assuming proper conduct by criminals?"

Well, I don't have a hard time assuming overreaching conduct by cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891450)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: razzle main people

flight plus bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891055)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: electric step-uncle's house yarmulke

i thought i remember from crim law that running away from cops in a high crime area is probable cause?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887380)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:23 AM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

If the cop has reason to believe they are doing something illegal.

Here, 3 guys are standing around a Public Housing area. The cop might *know* those 3 are dealing drugs, but w/o something articuable, he can't just chase after them.

At most, it is a tier-1 interaction and the dooders are free to walk off at any time and the polic can't detain them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887386)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:23 AM
Author: electric step-uncle's house yarmulke

race?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887390)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:25 AM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

I dunno, the case has crossed the barrier in which I wont' put too much more effort into it since I'm not gonna fight this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887396)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: electric step-uncle's house yarmulke

o so u mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887475)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 11:05 AM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

enraged, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887518)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:23 AM
Author: fighting honey-headed casino laser beams

wut? running from the cops = probable cause.

if that doesn't work, you could just have the cop say he saw a suspicious bulge in the guy's pocket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887391)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:31 AM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Probable Cause for what?

Standing around?

The cop had nothing to hold the guy on before he took off running.

Running itself doesn't give PC unless there is more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887416)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 11:26 AM
Author: cerebral mahogany blood rage cuckold

my bad. i meant reasonable suspicion. was sufficient to terry stop the guy and frisk him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19893097)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Nofapping cobalt kitty

"if that doesn't work, you could just have the cop say he saw a suspicious bulge in the guy's pocket"

Yeah, I always just have my clients lie when faced with a MSJ.

"Just lie, bro."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891464)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: cerebral mahogany blood rage cuckold

tbf, i know multiple cops and they do this constantly. every time they want to terry stop someone it is because they saw a "suspicious bulge"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19893100)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:38 AM
Author: Silver Trust Fund Den

just do state trial court judges don't give a shit and deny motions to suppress all the time, despite reasonable grounds to claim that a search or seizure was illegal; no big deal, brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887438)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:38 AM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

"Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:38 AM

Author: United Against a Nuclear Latham

just do state trial court judges don't give a shit and deny motions to suppress all the time, despite reasonable grounds to claim that a search or seizure was illegal; no big deal, brah."

Just circumvent a citizen's constitutional right, nbd, lil breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887439)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: Silver Trust Fund Den

just do represent your client (the state) and let it do what it do. that's your jerb, little breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887477)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 8:50 PM
Author: Curious Maroon Range Voyeur

when your client is the state it's not necessarily in your client's interest to pursue questionable prosecutions. interests of justice and all that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890838)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Prosecutors don't have clients, broseph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890861)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 11:28 AM
Author: Heady underhanded haunted graveyard

lol, a prosecutor who cares about the constitution. That's funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887582)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:41 AM
Author: pink public bath wagecucks

just do reasonable suspicion bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887443)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

There was no RAS. A person can run/walk/crawl away from police as long as it is a tier-1 encounter.

The cops had no quantifiable reason to believe the Def. had done anything or was about to do anything illegal. All he could've done was just talk to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887444)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:45 AM
Author: pink public bath wagecucks

then make up some shit bro. cops word against some punk nigs.

j/k man. copbros are stunningly ignorant of basic laws like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887451)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:47 AM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Surprisingly, this is true of a # of PoliceBros.

I thought CrimPro was a part of the Police Academy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887455)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 11:09 AM
Author: Rambunctious rough-skinned abode

They literally don't allow smart bros to become cops, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19887522)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Racy juggernaut

TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19888008)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: milky gunner mother

You must be in a shitty state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890913)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 8:29 PM
Author: Vengeful Plum Rigor

god I can't believe how much it would suck to have to be GIVEN cases where someone does your investigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890716)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:30 PM
Author: razzle main people

OH MY GOD THE DIFFICULTY OF PERFORMING CROSS ON ONE WITNESS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891087)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 11:33 AM
Author: cerebral mahogany blood rage cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19893115)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 8:32 PM
Author: Odious school cafeteria legend

*has use of massive state resources at disposal*

*bitches about how hard job is*

*can't put people in jail for standing on the sidewalk*

*MAD AS FUKK*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890727)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: Vengeful Plum Rigor

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890734)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: pink public bath wagecucks

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890797)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 7:58 AM
Author: vivacious point brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19892794)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 8:42 PM
Author: Very Tactful Maize Stage

holy fucking shit I can't believe they gave some sackless piece of liberal shit like you a job protecting upstanding citizens from criminals.

Illinois v. Wardlow you dumb piece of shit. If the D's are pieces of shit (like you), the judge will deny the suppression motion. Your personal misgivings about the fairness of current Fourth Amendment doctrine are your own fucking problem.

Fuck.

"had no probable cause to pursue?" Are you fucking serious? Have you ever studied criminal procedure? Hodari?

I hear the public defender's office has openings. Maybe you should rethink whether you're cut out for this whole putting bad guys in jail thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890784)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Tan Fortuitous Meteor

cr. Wardlow is definitely on point here assuming that this PHU = high-crime area. And if you can't make an argument that the PHU = high-crime area, you should quit the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890881)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

See, this is the fucking reason that jurors in my jurisdiction rarely convict on possession charges:

"And if you can't make an argument that the PHU = high-crime area, you should quit the profession."

No Reasonable Suspicion? Just say the bad neighborhood was a "high-crime" area, nbd.

Shit, the 1 block radius around my courthouse can qualify as a "high-crime" area if you want to stretch the definition that far.

My job isn't to make up bullshit arguments to justify arresting someone for 1 gram of weed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890909)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: Very Tactful Maize Stage

you do a lot of jury suppression motions in your jurisdiction you know-nothing piece of bleeding-heart shit?

You know why the guy got arrested for having a gram of weed? Because he ran from the fucking police because he was committing a fucking crime, for which he was subsequently arrested and charged--until your quivering cunt came into the picture and started doubting the wisdom of our duly elected representatives.

goddamn you're going to give me a stroke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890947)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:11 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Good flame, bro.

You actually had me believing you were actually selling this bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890973)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 12:23 PM
Author: ocher exciting karate

I have to say, cr.

Do your fucking job and let the pd do his.

And if you are such a bleeding heart that you think this is about police, race, and class, think about the other folks who live in public housing who can't get a good nights sleep because the sketchy guys are doing weed on the corner every night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19893349)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: Vengeful Plum Rigor

well it's a good thing the jury will hear the suppression motion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890980)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Yeah, because the facts of the case will suddenly look so much more attractive at trial.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890992)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: territorial tattoo

Flame bro? If the weed isn't suppressed it becomes evidence, you tard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19892851)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

*1L who doesn't like the constitution*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890882)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 8:58 PM
Author: Very Tactful Maize Stage

I dare you to distinguish either of those cases from the situation you described

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890887)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Sure bro.

In re: Shitty cases that jurors won't find guilty (2012)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890942)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: Very Tactful Maize Stage

see above re arguing to a jury about suppression issues. are you flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890950)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:11 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Dumbass, what do you think will happen when this makes it past Motion to Suppress (if it survives) and is pushed to a jury trial?

You think the jury is gonna say, "Hey! I'm really glad they made me miss work just to listen to a cop talk about chasing down a person for 1 gram of weed!"

Shitty files develop into shitty cases that end up being a waste to try.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890967)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: milky gunner mother

Do you feel a need to try this case to protect the cops from a lawsuit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19890989)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:15 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

wut?

How could this develop into a lawsuit?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891002)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:16 PM
Author: Vengeful Plum Rigor

must be nice to only SOMETIMES get shitty cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891006)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:16 PM
Author: Very Tactful Maize Stage

i think in some earlier threads i was kind of excited for you that you got this job and everything. if you actually believe any of this shit you have absolutely no business being a prosecutor. none. and I assure you that I speak for your bosses and the entire law enforcement community.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891010)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

I love this part:

"I assure you that I speak for your bosses and the entire law enforcement community."

yfwgi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891018)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Very Tactful Maize Stage

do you start sweating when the defendants come into the courtroom. are you, like, visibly afraid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891038)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891092)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: razzle main people

you must not know cops. because they sure as hell don't want to show up for a trial like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891103)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Not just road patrol cops, this case somehow had 4 Investigators/Detectives attached to it.

This shit would've been ROFLCOPTER from beginning to the 15 min Not Guilty verdict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891123)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: razzle main people

i see now. disregard some of my poast below. i was under the understanding this would be a short suppression hearing. it wouldn't be a problem after that though. a jury won't return not guilty if that's admissible.

edit: the presence of detectives probably will beef your suppression hearing argument, so i'm kind of back at square one as to why you would dismiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891131)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:43 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Judges/Jurors don't care about the rank of the testifying officer.

Judges will scrutinize the constitutionality of the arrests.

Jurors will question WHY THE FUCK all of these detectives/investigators were needed to arrest someone for 1 gram of weed.

Especially when nobody saw the Def actually selling weed beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891162)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:46 PM
Author: razzle main people

a judge at a suppression hearing where you are arguing about a high crime area would almost certainly want to know about the detectives' experience in that area and why they were there. jurors are not judging the arrest bro. if this is an intent case and intent is shaky amend to possession. but you're completely wrong about your jury assumption.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891177)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

The judges here already know the Investigators/Detectives and their experience.

They also know how often the "high drug/crime area" is tossed around in this jurisdiction.

It would be a different situation if the cop actually SAW the Defendant doing something or had an anonymous tip that the particular defendant was doing some shady/illegal shit.

But I don't have that here.

Experienced Cop + Bad neighborhood + Run != Autowin

It's a shitty case just for a MTS.

Don't even get me started on actually taking this to trial.

The charge was ALREADY to possession. Jurors here don't give a shit about a blunt or a dimebag, especially if the Defendant was just standing around and not actually seen selling it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891204)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: razzle main people

i see man. i don't want you to think i dislike you as a poaster based on the thread. very possible our jurisdictions and offices lead to these disagreements. i'm just of the mind that i'd rather hear all the evidence at the suppression hearing and go from there. very possible you improve your bargaining position after. anyway i enjoy your threads bro. and i frequently get shit pure shit cases, so i feel you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891225)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Sometimes I wish I was in a "tougher" jurisdiction.

Shit seems like a revolving door. The public knows that certain crimes will be treated w/ kiddy gloves, so they really have no deterrent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891234)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 8:09 AM
Author: Green elite location

lol you dumbshit, YOU are the kiddy glove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19892800)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 11:35 AM
Author: cerebral mahogany blood rage cuckold

flame? cops love showing up for trial because they get paid for the whole day and only have to work for an hour or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19893119)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Very Tactful Maize Stage

you're right bro. when people run from the police, we should encourage the cops to let them go. the sporting theory of constitutional rights and all that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891020)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: ocher exciting karate

You sound like a shitty prosecutor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19893372)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: razzle main people

dude you're getting pwned here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891096)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:35 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

lol, just lol.

Not really.

The above poasters would be arguing for the other side if I had actually bragged about keeping the case.

"YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU ARE ABUSING YOUR AUTHORITY!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891110)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: razzle main people

yea man. i like you as a poaster, but when you have very colorable suppression hearing argument and have not spoken to the officer, you should not be lambasting cops for bringing you the case. its a 30 minute suppression hearing bro. i guess i wouldn't just kick it that easily without knowing more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891124)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:41 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Lambasting the cops?

You think they give a shit what some lawyer who has never so much as handcuffed someone thinks about how they do their day-to-day job?

lol, just lol!

If they did, half of the fuckers that perform DUI SFST in my jurisdiction would've been shit-canned YEARS ago.

I don't know where this meme of "Prosecutors control Cops" has developed. Maybe I need to find such a jurisdiction and get a job there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891152)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac drunken station kitty cat

the agents/cops RUN cases bro; prosecutors usually just do what they want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891158)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:45 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

lollerskates!

I need to get a job in your jurisdiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891170)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac drunken station kitty cat

this was the case in fed ct anyway (at least as applied to the FBI)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891176)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: razzle main people

your thread is complaining about police bros. this is a very winnable case from everything you have poasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891165)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:47 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

In a very conservative jurisdiction, yeah, because the jury wouldn't care about how the drugs were found, they'd be pissed that the guy didn't submit to the cops immediately.

My jurisdiction isn't conservative, tho. It's about as FAR from conservative as you can possible get. Plus, our judges are elected, so they bow to the tendencies of the community more so than being "tough on crime".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891183)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:53 PM
Author: Vengeful Plum Rigor

I love how your argument has morphed over the course of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891220)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:54 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

I love how it hasn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891223)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 8:11 AM
Author: Green elite location

it has bro, you've really been pwned here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19892802)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Stirring lemon affirmative action partner

Juries don't decide motions to suppress, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19892819)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:16 PM
Author: Silver Trust Fund Den

just do the wicked flee when no man pursuath, but the righteous stand bold as a lion, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891007)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:17 PM
Author: Vengeful Plum Rigor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891013)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Nofapping cobalt kitty

When a man pursueth, what do the wicked do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891490)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac drunken station kitty cat

fleeing in high crime area in response to police question = RS to detain/chase

running into a random house = PC to believe drug possession/trespass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891125)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:54 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Wasn't random house.

Plus, the judges don't like when we toss out the "High Crime Area" as a catch-all without something more.

Last month I argued a MTS where the cops saw a guy standing outside in a "HCA", but the catch was that he spit out a blunt from his mouth as they spoke to him.

Without the dumbass spitting the blunt out, they never would've had RS to detain or PC to arrest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891221)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:00 PM
Author: Charcoal Big Idea He Suggested Market

so randomly running from the police doesnt constitute RS to at least chase and Terry stop?

Dont have my crimpro hornbook in front of me, but i know cops cant chase doods into their house without a warrant in certain exigencies

but yeah, the RS may not have risen to the required PC by the time they entered their home. Without more, the police had no justification to continue pursuing (like if it was a suspected trespass, they saw drugs during the chase etc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891246)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 10:17 PM
Author: zippy provocative new version nursing home

Didn't see drugs until after chase had ended.

If they had saw Def. actually DOING something, then that's a different story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891336)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 11:36 AM
Author: cerebral mahogany blood rage cuckold

answer his question about reasonable suspicion to terry stop, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19893125)



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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:53 PM
Author: Charcoal Big Idea He Suggested Market

*is an unemployed faggot lecturing an IRL prosecutor on how to win a MTS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19891214)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 12:31 PM
Author: ocher exciting karate

*is an actual IRL prosecutor telling you that this is a triable case and OP is a whiny faggot who seems too incompetent to argue a slightly thorny issue*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19893399)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 12:36 PM
Author: floppy ceo

It's really interesting to hear about how this goes down in other jurisdictions. Where I practice, this evidence would never be suppressed. You need to have a completely undeniable suppression issue to get any traction here. The judges are all former prosecutors and they're conservative as fuck, as are the appellate courts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19893425)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 10:30 AM
Author: Very Tactful Maize Stage

this will always be remembered as the thread where you were exposed as an incompetent idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19892935)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 11:26 AM
Author: Transparent Area

go fight some real crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19893095)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 12:31 PM
Author: floppy ceo

ITT a prosecutor gets *one* case that isn't a slam dunk, whines about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19893398)



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Date: February 4th, 2012 12:31 PM
Author: ocher exciting karate

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864215&forum_id=2#19893401)