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Date: February 3rd, 2012 7:13 PM Author: odious sanctuary EDUCATION:
University of Chicago Law School, Chicago, IL J.D. expected, 2013 • The Chicago Journal of International Law, Member • Law and Economics Society, President and Founder - Organized student program “What is Law and Economics?” with the Honorable Judge Richard Posner and “Corporate Paternalism” with Professor Todd Henderson • Law, Inc. (Law and Business Organization), Member
University of Colorado, Boulder, CO B.A. in Linguistics, Minor in Russian, 2009 • Study Abroad: St. Petersburg University, St. Petersburg, Russia (one semester language program) • Co-author of teaching resource “Conflict in Chechnya,” used in University of Colorado Geography classes
EXPERIENCE:
Center for Individual Rights, Washington, D.C. Law Clerk, Summer 2011 • Researched issues regarding, among other things, voting rights and parental rights • Wrote memoranda on legal issues pertaining to active cases
Burbank School District 111, Burbank, IL Substitute Teacher, 2009-2010
St. Petersburg University, St. Petersburg, Russia English Teacher, Spring 2009
PUBLICATIONS:
Comment, “The Prosecution of Vlaams Belang and the European Convention on Human Rights,” Chicago Journal of International Law, Winter 2012 (acceptance pending).
“Humanitarian Intervention and the War Powers Debate,” (seeking publication).
“The Failure of State Building in Afghanistan,” (seeking publication).
LANGUAGES:
Native Arabic speaker, proficient in reading French and Russian, conversational French and Russian skills
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Date: February 16th, 2012 9:20 PM Author: bronze native police squad the fact that you consider this ALPHA shows how TTT you must be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19979117) |
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Date: February 16th, 2012 9:21 PM Author: Chocolate unholy twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19979130) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:53 AM Author: odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#29115395) |
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Date: April 21st, 2012 12:43 PM Author: odious sanctuary lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20513327) |
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Date: July 24th, 2013 1:58 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Crotch Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#23710829) |
Date: February 3rd, 2012 7:16 PM Author: irradiated self-centered windowlicker lay meh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19890366) |
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Date: February 15th, 2012 2:15 PM Author: odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19969474) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 7:23 PM Author: Learning Disabled Mexican Lettuce CU undergrad? Meh indeed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19890392) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 7:28 PM Author: bronze native police squad we need the equivalent of Sewer Skunk guy but just for SSM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19890413) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2012 5:10 PM Author: odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20375131) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 7:45 PM Author: overrated awkward indian lodge personal credit line what part of this is alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19890497) |
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Date: April 21st, 2012 12:42 PM Author: odious sanctuary lulz...read between the lines, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20513323) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 8:58 PM Author: Blathering dull hospital internal respiration lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19890886) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 4:24 PM Author: odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383073) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 11:57 AM Author: odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20635200) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:20 AM Author: odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20682179) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2012 9:02 PM Author: Ultramarine stage trump supporter I'm objectively more prefstigeous than him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19890901) |
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Date: February 15th, 2012 4:13 PM Author: vigorous theater stage This was the best part:
Comment, “The Prosecution of Vlaams Belang and the European Convention on Human Rights,” Chicago Journal of International Law, Winter 2012 (acceptance pending).
“Humanitarian Intervention and the War Powers Debate,” (seeking publication).
“The Failure of State Building in Afghanistan,” (seeking publication).
Acceptance pending most likely means that it is a working paper.
Seeking publication???? LOL!!!!
This guy is probably more prestigious than Slim Shady Man though....tbf... |
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Date: February 16th, 2012 9:17 PM Author: Chocolate unholy twinkling uncleanness acceptance pending probably means that 1) writing a comment was a requirement of journal membership, 2) he submitted it to CJIL already, and 3) they haven't yet decided whether or not to publish it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19979102) |
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Date: February 16th, 2012 9:22 PM Author: odious sanctuary he went to better law school, so yes probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19979131) |
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Date: April 25th, 2012 9:26 PM Author: odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20548080) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 6:37 PM Author: odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20637831) |
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Date: February 15th, 2012 2:18 PM Author: judgmental adulterous national security agency reaks of striverdom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19969486) |
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Date: February 15th, 2012 2:23 PM Author: federal nursing home "- Organized student program “What is Law and Economics?” with the Honorable Judge Richard Posner and “Corporate Paternalism” with Professor Todd Henderson"
1L kiss-ass stroking professor egos and reserving a classroom so each prof can bore other 1Ls talking about his respective field of expertise for an hour or two. |
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Date: February 15th, 2012 4:15 PM Author: odious sanctuary It sounds fairly prestigious to personally know Judge Posner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19970128) |
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Date: February 16th, 2012 9:14 PM Author: Chocolate unholy twinkling uncleanness All this means is that a student group asked someone on the faculty (likely Hutchinson) to invite Posner to come give a lunch talk. LOL, just LOL, if you think it means this student "personally knows" Posner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19979083) |
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Date: February 16th, 2012 9:18 PM Author: aqua excitant partner knife Can I take Dumb Tricks That PWN People With HR Level IQs for $500? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19979103) |
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Date: February 16th, 2012 9:16 PM Author: White Concupiscible Corner Old Irish Cottage age? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19979093) |
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Date: February 16th, 2012 9:21 PM Author: odious sanctuary 26 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19979120) |
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Date: February 16th, 2012 9:19 PM Author: bronze native police squad pedestrian at best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19979108) |
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Date: February 16th, 2012 9:20 PM Author: cracking double fault menage I rate him he can fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19979112) |
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Date: February 16th, 2012 9:21 PM Author: odious sanctuary LMAOF!!! WHY, BROTHER? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19979118) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20682189) |
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Date: February 16th, 2012 9:32 PM Author: medicated principal's office Holy median-pwned gunner-tool, Batman! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#19979209) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2012 5:15 PM Author: glassy theater wtf is with him listing 3 publications when none of them have been published... It's one thing to put "publication pending" or some such once it has been accepted, it's another to have 2 seeking publication and 1 already submitted but not accepted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20375172) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:11 PM Author: odious sanctuary Why you hating on him so bad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383301) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:10 PM Author: heady church tattoo I've seen this resume. He has articles out to law reviews right now. I current student dinged him and didn't even put it into the pile.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383297) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:11 PM Author: odious sanctuary What's your last sentence say? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383300) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:12 PM Author: heady church tattoo I dinged his article submission without reading it or telling anyone else to read it because he is a current student. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383305) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:12 PM Author: odious sanctuary What are some tips you can give me to maximize one's chances of getting noticed on Expresso? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383308) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:20 PM Author: heady church tattoo Good short snappy title about something interesting. Don't be a current student. If you aren't a professor, try and make it sound like you have private practice experience touching on the topic of your paper. "I am an IP litigation associate at PRESTIGIOUS FIRM, here is a paper about SOMETHING IP RELATED" will get you read. "I am shiteating junior associate, here is a paper that will revolutionize AEDPA jurisprudence" not so much.
If you are really going to clerk for the CAAF, maybe try and write something related to the UMCJ or CAAF for your first article. You need to give some reason to think you are more of an authority than the average shiteater 3L.
Rack up at least a couple publications in lesser journals (albeit from name schools whenever possible)... even if it's the irregularly published Stanford Journal of Shiteating and the Law.
Also, if you post it on SSRN and get a bunch of downloads, that's a major plus. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:25 PM Author: odious sanctuary How many downloads is respectable for an SSRN paper?
Also, When you review potential papers for publication, do you confine yourself to Expresso? Some of the shit there is absolute garbage--the writing and analysis is just awful.
And how helpful is attach a professor recommending the article? |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:29 PM Author: heady church tattoo Yeah, we are almost exclusively expresso.
50 downloads is good.
Professor recommending is better than no professor recommending, but not that big a deal unless it's a big name dude. If you attach a rec from Akhil Amar, you will get a shot. If you attach a rec from Professor Shiteater, it will be whatever.
The absolute best thing to do is to somehow get a prof from my school to recommend it. I guess this could be possible if you have a REALLY GOOD relationship with a prof and that prof would be willing to send it to a prof at my school and have that prof forward it to me in a "hey, check this out, thought you guys might be interested" e-mail. That will likely work a lot better with secondary journals at prestigious schools than LR itself though. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:32 PM Author: odious sanctuary How do you determine whether something is worth considering for publication if there is no prof recommendation? You just look at the cover letter and resume and see if the paper is reasonably interesting? And do you ever try to aim at a theme for that month's journal publication?
Like look at this piece http://www.vanderbiltlawreview.org/content/articles/2012/01/Dreyfuss_65_Vand_L_Rev_249.pdf
It's utter shit. But then again its a note. |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 6:38 PM Author: odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20637834) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 6:50 PM Author: slate domesticated center This really is incredibly shitty. I know people on our article selection committee would bite at that lyrical bullshit but that's why no one respects their opinion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20637924) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 6:52 PM Author: odious sanctuary Explain please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20637932) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 7:03 PM Author: slate domesticated center Being a life-long bully, I take pleasure in diminishing the accomplishments of my peers, so I've become intimately familiar with psychological frailties of the young. Here we have a classic example of "too big for his britches."
First off, any competent selection committee would sense this topic is preempted as fuck. I'm assuming this guy is actually on the Vanderbilt Law Review, because I'm sure they're smart enough not to let something like this through otherwise.
When you use language this over the top on the same topic that say, Jeremy Waldron just wrote about, you come off just as overconfident as you undoubtedly are. I'm always on the lookout for this attitude when we receive submissions from young associates and students.
Sadly, certain members of our selection committee haven't such discriminating tastes. But those of us who do, also have the necessary cynicism to completely dismiss their opinions. Creates extra work for the trustable people but you gotta do... I think next year we'll have some litmus test for this in selecting the committee members. Perhaps we'll show them this retarded article and see what they think |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 7:04 PM Author: odious sanctuary Do you primarily use Expresso to find articles? Or SSRN? What is the criteria u use for selecting articles? Just heavyweights (Dworkin, Ackerman)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20638019) |
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Date: May 7th, 2012 7:13 PM Author: slate domesticated center We do expresso exclusively, though we take SSRN downloads into account. And no we don't just limit it to heavyweights, though professor reputation is weighed pretty heavily. Honestly a lot of times you end up getting better scholarship from less well known professors because they're not publishing with the frequency of a blogger (Richard Epstein).
From my perspective, submissions from judges are the most attractive. I find the legal publication transaction abhorrent in that it's entirely disconnected from demand for legal scholarship (students exchange resume line for publication opportunity for professor so they can stay on tenure track so they can continue contributing to the cycle of job desperation that yields all these "subject-matter" journals in the first place), so true practice-oriented pieces get a real bonus from me. And remember, "practice-oriented" is extremely rare because who the fuck has time to read law review articles when they're actually a practicing atty. Of course, if you're going to trial in front of a judge who just published, it's gotta be per se malpractice not to read the piece.
My advice to you is to try to get your judge to co-author a piece. We've gotten submissions like this in the past. Sometimes it's bullshit, sometimes it's legit, but they always get extra attention from us. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:24 PM Author: Motley athletic conference Meh striver? Academic achievements to date are unimpressive, and I suspect I would not enjoy meeting him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383397) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:26 PM Author: odious sanctuary He is a Chicago Law Grad (soon to be).
You: GW Law. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:35 PM Author: Motley athletic conference Went to CCN as well. Without more, this is about as prestigious as owning a new 3 series. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383475) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:51 PM Author: odious sanctuary How was Columbia like, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383641) |
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Date: April 21st, 2012 1:19 PM Author: Electric Spot To be fair,
No, the 3 Series might actually get you laid someday and will cost a hell of a lot less |
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Date: April 21st, 2012 1:19 PM Author: odious sanctuary Rate the OP's prestige, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20513560) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:28 PM Author: trip orchestra pit pistol my megafund is in the process of recruiting this lil breh right now. Most likely as a trader (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383418) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:28 PM Author: odious sanctuary Elaborate broseph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383425) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:29 PM Author: trip orchestra pit pistol we hire t6 JD's all the time, nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383430) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:30 PM Author: odious sanctuary What makes a Chicago law grad different from a clean cut CLS bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383433) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2012 5:51 PM Author: trip orchestra pit pistol Not much since YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH A JD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20383635) |
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Date: April 21st, 2012 12:48 PM Author: avocado gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20513353) |
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Date: April 21st, 2012 12:49 PM Author: odious sanctuary what the fuck? his LSAT score was higher than this shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20513359) |
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Date: April 21st, 2012 1:20 PM Author: Maize stirring school cafeteria this sounds like if Borat went to law school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20513571) |
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Date: April 21st, 2012 1:22 PM Author: odious sanctuary How, brother? Rate his prestige? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20513588) |
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Date: April 21st, 2012 1:34 PM Author: Maize stirring school cafeteria a native Arabic speaker who minored in Russian and substitute taught
I guess he's moderately more prestigious than the average CCNer, but not by much. |
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Date: April 21st, 2012 1:35 PM Author: odious sanctuary Are you semi-jealous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20513683) |
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Date: May 9th, 2012 4:33 PM Author: odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20654665) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:35 PM Author: Blathering dull hospital internal respiration this dude is in my class; he got oci owned. just fyi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20682527) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:37 PM Author: odious sanctuary Did u take Prof. Aziz Huq's class yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20682537) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:45 PM Author: Blathering dull hospital internal respiration shut the fuck up man; your shtick is so fucking weak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20682590) |
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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:46 PM Author: odious sanctuary It's not a schtick. Who are your favorite profs at Chitown law? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#20682593) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:55 AM Author: odious sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#29115400) |
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Date: November 6th, 2015 11:10 AM Author: Bespoke idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1864569&forum_id=2#29123328) |