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How to be a shitlaw baller?
| dun vibrant market | 03/08/12 |
| useless olive boistinker | 03/08/12 |
| dun vibrant market | 03/08/12 |
| pontificating swashbuckling corn cake | 03/08/12 |
| up-to-no-good mother people who are hurt | 03/08/12 |
| territorial shrine multi-billionaire | 03/10/12 |
| erotic background story | 04/08/12 |
| mildly autistic amber internal respiration piazza | 04/08/12 |
| vermilion razzmatazz institution stain | 04/23/12 |
| Maize Theater Fat Ankles | 04/23/12 |
| charismatic space wagecucks | 03/08/12 |
| Cracking Point Philosopher-king | 03/08/12 |
| Stimulating buff weed whacker | 04/08/12 |
| dun vibrant market | 04/08/12 |
| azure well-lubricated hunting ground | 04/23/12 |
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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:22 PM Author: dun vibrant market Say you're at a top school and you aren't biglaw material. You're below median and you want to give shitlaw a shot, how do you become a shitlaw baller? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159246) |
Date: March 8th, 2012 9:24 PM Author: useless olive boistinker hustle, driven, shameless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159267) |
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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: dun vibrant market I can live with that. Could you describe these things in more detail? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159349) |
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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:37 PM Author: pontificating swashbuckling corn cake Wanna be a -- baller, a shit lawyer Ambulance tracking GPS -- on the Ford Focus A client gettin arrested tonight Parker blue rolled tight, gotta explain they rights I hit the HIIIGHWAY, making money the FLYYYY WAY But there's got to be a BETT-ER WAYY! A better way, better way, YEAH-AHHHH
I'ma -- baller, I'ma twenty something asian lawyer Blades on the Ford Focus, diamond earring just balling Motion drawler, not a leader not a follower Break these DUIs off I'ma twenty something asian lawyer Bust a brief, I'm outta sight I'm throwed I'm bouncin off the court I'm motion ballin Tiny dick -- hop out my meek body form Silver chain, my last name Chong, can't forget to bring Ming along I'm hot, find me on the ER, looking for them clients, got to get some food Man it's understood – there’s money in the hood I'm pushing big arguments can't stop me From nine-eight got to get a nigger on parol-e I'ma crawl slow puffin on the Focus hit the sto' I'ma go real slow, get stopped, sue the popo I'ma lit the stash green, man I'm lookin clean Got them white nikes clean. I’m a white shoe chink.
Wanna be a -- baller, a shit lawyer Ambulance tracking GPS -- on the Ford Focus A client gettin arrested tonight Parker blue rolled tight, gotta explain they rights I hit the HIIIGHWAY, making money the FLYYYY WAY But there's got to be a BETT-ER WAYY! A better way, better way, YEAH-AHHHH
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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:41 PM Author: up-to-no-good mother people who are hurt lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159396) |
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Date: March 10th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: territorial shrine multi-billionaire 180 180 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20169878) |
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Date: April 8th, 2012 5:41 PM Author: erotic background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20418733) |
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Date: April 8th, 2012 5:43 PM Author: mildly autistic amber internal respiration piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20418740) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2012 6:07 PM Author: vermilion razzmatazz institution stain 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20530684) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2012 6:07 PM Author: Maize Theater Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20530687) |
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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:42 PM Author: charismatic space wagecucks just say you do contracting work for the federal government, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159408) |
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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:42 PM Author: Cracking Point Philosopher-king alpha tendencies, good looking, good public speaker, a bully. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159409) |
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Date: April 8th, 2012 6:34 PM Author: Stimulating buff weed whacker don't break any rules, treat opposing counsel with civility, try to save your clients' money, and be known as an upstanding gentleman of the court (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20419113) |
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Date: April 8th, 2012 9:52 PM Author: dun vibrant market This actually seems like the way to go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20420609) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2012 5:58 PM Author: azure well-lubricated hunting ground 1.) Study Saul Goodman's methods RELIGIOUSLY.
2.) ???
3.) Profit. |