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LOL @ COA CLERKS USING WORDPERFECTTT. Fuck is this shit
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Date: April 7th, 2012 10:51 AM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse CAAF uses Word. Lol @ Wordperfect-havers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20410860) |
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Date: April 10th, 2012 3:41 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle tantric selfie The entire federal judiciary does. I thought this was common knowledge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20432933) |
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Date: May 11th, 2012 1:33 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse You sound dumb, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20669780) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: electric skinny woman depressive former coa clerk here, i also thought the whole fed. judiciary does (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622253) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 4:47 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle tantric selfie Update: The courts are finally transitioning to Word. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622962) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 5:47 PM Author: electric skinny woman depressive obama's federal judiciary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21623408) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 6:18 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse source? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21623653) |
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Date: December 14th, 2013 9:16 PM Author: Thirsty Vermilion School Cafeteria Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#24641915) |
Date: April 7th, 2012 11:04 AM Author: thriller hyperactive theatre ceo fed govt can't give microsoft a MONOPOLY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20410887) |
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Date: April 7th, 2012 11:06 AM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse Ya but some courts have both versions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20410892) |
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Date: April 7th, 2012 11:10 AM Author: Spectacular chartreuse parlor word perfect >>> word
HTH |
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Date: April 7th, 2012 11:11 AM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse The interface is absolutely horrendous on Wordperfect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20410907) |
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Date: April 7th, 2012 11:12 AM Author: Spectacular chartreuse parlor sorry u think the microsoft ribbon is a good interface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20410910) |
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Date: April 7th, 2012 11:13 AM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse CM/ECF is absolute shit for allowing such TTT formatting of documents be uploaded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20410915) |
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Date: April 10th, 2012 10:46 AM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20431145) |
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Date: April 7th, 2012 11:22 AM Author: Flesh Violent Trailer Park Is it still 1994? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20410954) |
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Date: May 11th, 2012 2:27 PM Author: Flesh Violent Trailer Park Is it still 1994?
(I'm still curious.) |
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Date: April 7th, 2012 11:24 AM Author: cowardly useless brakes Can you use your own MacBook Pro or does Jerry Smith spank you if you don't use their computers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20410970) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:09 PM Author: clear razzle area idea he suggested Well, your laptop wouldn't be very useful if it couldn't connect to the highly secure federal networks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622212) |
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Date: April 7th, 2012 11:26 AM Author: blathering cream tattoo you'll be lucky to ever smell the inside of a coa clerk's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20410980) |
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Date: April 7th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse Already have, brother. One of the clerks had a manual sitting on his desk about sitting on designation with the 9th circuit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20410984) |
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Date: April 7th, 2012 11:28 AM Author: cowardly useless brakes Weren't you asking about doc review jobs a few days ago? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20410986) |
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Date: April 7th, 2012 11:29 AM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse Are u in biglaw, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20410989) |
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Date: April 7th, 2012 11:31 AM Author: green headpube milk He practices BIGBASEMENTLAW. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20410995) |
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Date: April 7th, 2012 11:33 AM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse Source? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20411000) |
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Date: May 11th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: balding hunting ground principal's office www.xoxohth.com (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20669753) |
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Date: May 11th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse What does that practice group entail? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20669759) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2012 5:01 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21864968) |
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Date: April 9th, 2012 7:06 PM Author: Supple private investor rehab link to a CAAF judge ever being able to sit on a COA by designation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20426563) |
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Date: April 10th, 2012 4:32 PM Author: vibrant location french chef this. pretty sure AI judges can't do that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20433350) |
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Date: April 14th, 2012 3:32 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20461896) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 2:47 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622086) |
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Date: April 9th, 2012 7:05 PM Author: Supple private investor rehab entire federal judiciary uses WP
CAAF = TTT |
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Date: April 10th, 2012 3:42 PM Author: adulterous violent legal warrant how about Lotus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20432944) |
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Date: April 10th, 2012 3:46 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse IBM is old, broseph. You an aspiring COA clerk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20432972) |
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Date: April 11th, 2012 10:20 PM Author: metal talking nibblets Old timer judges love it. They think word is some confusing new fangled thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20443205) |
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Date: May 11th, 2012 1:26 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20669725) |
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Date: May 11th, 2012 1:31 PM Author: Cerebral Pisswyrm what classes are you taking next semester brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20669767) |
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Date: May 11th, 2012 1:33 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse CAAF, breh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20669774) |
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Date: May 11th, 2012 1:33 PM Author: Cerebral Pisswyrm so you didn't get into that seminar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20669781) |
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Date: May 11th, 2012 1:49 PM Author: Sticky Swollen Stage Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#20669864) |
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Date: July 20th, 2012 11:33 AM Author: Hideous lemon locale I SWITCHED TO WORDPERFECT BASED ON FAIRNESS???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21129891) |
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Date: July 20th, 2012 11:34 AM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse You seem dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21129902) |
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Date: July 20th, 2012 11:36 AM Author: Hideous lemon locale WordPerfect is far superior to Word for any type of legal writing, dipshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21129907) |
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Date: July 20th, 2012 11:37 AM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse Give me a couple examples why (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21129919) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: clear razzle area idea he suggested inserting symbols like the section sign is way easier it doesn't rape your ass for the lulz etc |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:21 PM Author: Flesh Violent Trailer Park "inserting symbols like the section sign is way easier"
I can't think of a lawyer who uses Word and doesn't have a macro for the section symbol.
Describe how WP makes it easier than pressing two keys. |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 5:50 PM Author: mind-boggling abusive menage mood cr. just set section symbol to CTRL + S (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21623439) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 5:52 PM Author: Flesh Violent Trailer Park I keep that for saving, but that's the idea.
It's easy, and almost every lawyer does it.
I don't see how WP could make it easier.
(You're a real stud if you have a macro for special pasting unformatted text from websites and the like.) |
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Date: July 20th, 2012 11:43 AM Author: electric skinny woman depressive they stick with it because every time somebody suggests switching to word they come up with some study that says it would cost a shitload to transition to word, plus wordperfect still works. However, their hand is gonna be forced because the marker of wordperfect (novell?) eitehr no longer supports it or is out of business, iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21129954) |
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Date: July 20th, 2012 11:46 AM Author: Splenetic telephone Corel owns it now and continues to support it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21129966) |
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Date: July 20th, 2012 12:25 PM Author: electric skinny woman depressive maybe corel owned it before. it was not supported by teh manufacturer during the 2009-2010 term fo sho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21130279) |
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Date: July 20th, 2012 11:48 AM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse Does SCOTUS use wordperfecttt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21129984) |
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Date: July 21st, 2012 1:02 AM Author: Hideous lemon locale JOHN ROBERTS DECIDED TO KEEP IT BASED ON FAIRNESS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21136314) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21250191) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:03 PM Author: mind-boggling abusive menage mood My firm uses word perfect. Fucking annoying. I usually just do the work on Word and then transfer it to WP. But sometimes this causes formatting errors and shit. I should probably just learn how to use WP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622175) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:05 PM Author: Odious Dead Kitchen it's really not hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622182) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: mind-boggling abusive menage mood I duno I find doing tables on it annoying as fuck and sometimes the formatting just gets all fucked up and I have no idea how to fix it - like line spacing sometimes will just get fucked up in a portion of the document - weird as fuck. On Word if something gets fucked up I can fix it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622194) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:09 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse Why doesn't your firm have Word? WTF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622215) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:15 PM Author: mind-boggling abusive menage mood our computers have word. it's just the old timer partners use word perfect and they are the ones who ultimately give last review of the work so everyone ends up using WP. it's gay as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622251) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:21 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse Why don't you bring up your complaint at the next general meeting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622283) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:55 PM Author: mind-boggling abusive menage mood Uh, b/c the partners care more about their own convenience than mine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622513) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:56 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse Why don't you invest in 1 hundred dollar word program to install it on your computer, shitlib? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622519) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:57 PM Author: mind-boggling abusive menage mood My computer has word, faggot. I just have to send my docs in word perfect format, which you can't just easily do via MS word for some faggot reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622535) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 4:20 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse so copy and paste won't work? How about footnotes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622751) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: mind-boggling abusive menage mood I do copy paste currently. Sometimes it fucks up the footnotes and other formatting stuff though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622946) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:14 PM Author: gaped galvanic crotch step-uncle's house In my experience, most lawyers in general use wordperfect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622247) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:22 PM Author: Flesh Violent Trailer Park What sort of experience do you have?
The only firms I've encountered that use WP are shitty small firms. |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:22 PM Author: gaped galvanic crotch step-uncle's house shitty small firm experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622295) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:23 PM Author: Flesh Violent Trailer Park Bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622298) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:56 PM Author: mind-boggling abusive menage mood Big firms have to adopt MS Word because of file sharing and redlining that goes on between co-counsel. Small firms don't have that problem b/c it's so rare to be working with different firms like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622521) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:57 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse What about the federal courts? There is plenty of file sharing and redlining that goes in writing a memorandum of law and fact for the judge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622537) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 3:59 PM Author: mind-boggling abusive menage mood Right, but they all have word perfect. It would be a giant mess if half the firms had word and half had word perfect since there is no cross redlining feature. You can't even open a word perfect doc in MS Word. This forces all firms to choose MS Word. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622553) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 4:18 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse Does SCOTUS have wordperfect? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622730) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 5:49 PM Author: Flesh Violent Trailer Park I work at a small firm that does mostly litigation. We redline things all the the time with opposing counsel (e.g., settlement agreements, stipulated facts).
I can't imagine what we do is all that rare. |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 4:01 PM Author: mind-boggling abusive menage mood One of my pet peeves about WP is what you see on the screen looks nothing like how it prints out. Drives me nuts how TTT it looks on the screen, but then you print and it looks fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622566) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 4:47 PM Author: gaped galvanic crotch step-uncle's house I handwrite my motions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622961) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 6:17 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse How do u submit to court & opposing counsel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21623650) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 4:47 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle tantric selfie As of 2 months ago, the court announced plans to transition to Word. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21622970) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 6:17 PM Author: Adventurous Trust Fund Whorehouse cite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21623647) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2012 7:16 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle tantric selfie An email that was sent to me from a clerk who I constantly ball busted about their using WordPerfect. Allow me to waste time uploading it so I can satisfy some guy who wastes his life away on this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21866237) |
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Date: September 20th, 2012 6:55 PM Author: grizzly free-loading roommate (SSM subtly laying foundation for reason why he didn't get COA, just like how he started talking about hating Cambridge and New Haven a few years ago) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1918157&forum_id=2#21623985) |