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When OKC girls reply "How are you" - bullshit reply?
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:20 AM Author: comical stag film faggot firefighter I got two of these. I just wrote them about some shit in their profile. They wrote back shit like "yeah it is. how are you?"
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:22 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch well don't be fucking honest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708527) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:22 AM Author: Salmon native potus they're just dumbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708528) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:23 AM Author: racy flesh station crotch those are the robots, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708536) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:24 AM Author: effete orange area tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708538) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:24 AM Author: comical stag film faggot firefighter seriously?
i got two back to back pretty similar
but then again, they still srota replied to my initial question just added HOW R U? instead of thinking of something else |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 4:09 PM Author: heady indian lodge i'm going to let you in on a little secret: men pursue and women are pursued. women don't have to think up clever shit to say, especially on an internet dating site where they are being bombarded with attention. unless you're brad pitt or something these girls have no reason to try to impress you, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20712254) |
Date: May 17th, 2012 12:25 AM Author: comical stag film faggot firefighter What is my next step in response to HOW ARE YOU?
I am thinking replying "Good. You have big plans for the weekend?" |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:25 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch rate this okc message I got in reply to message 1
i kinda lost your message but i wish i didn't. you're fuckin cute. philosophical stuff... idk i used to be into philosophy of the mind and political philosophy but my interest has greatly diminished since i wrote that. i studied it in college. umm i like to be bought drinks. anything else is up to you. toys are good... i have a blues voice so i'm good at singing that kinda shit. and when i am not busy being a hedonist, i work at whole foods and i volunteer at _______ aids thrift... i paint, i do yoga, and i might be moving to the virgin islands this summer to wait tables at an eco resort while i decide what the fuck to do with my life. i <3 jewish boys but i've never really known any lawyers but that's the shit. and if you wanna come out of the freak closet we should do that. i have been down many freak paths. |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:27 AM Author: comical stag film faggot firefighter sounds like a pyscho lady with a penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708567) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:29 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch she's a skinny little slut with incredibly high kinkiness ratings
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:31 AM Author: Histrionic cordovan ladyboy site looks pretty good. the third pic is kind of trashy but whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708618) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:32 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch dude it gets trashier but that's kind of the point, and for an uberslut she's kind of presentable in public, no huge tits hanging out or bulbous lips or anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708620) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:34 AM Author: Histrionic cordovan ladyboy site totally. she has the face of a classy girl, especially in the second pic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708641) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:37 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch looks like she'd have no ass though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708662) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:32 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk NYC?
6/10 for the girl |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch nah that's philly. damn I just hope she doesn't flake out, she took a month to reply, as she alludes to in the message
and yeah, 6something, but if she's really that kinky she'd more than suffice |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:38 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk Yeah. Try to get her phone number. Don't set up a date on OKC as she is more likely to flake. Got more pics of her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708666) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:40 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch look I've already effed up and was like, "wait, don't move to the virgin islands - or if you do do you want to go out before you move?"
other pics suck. this one, she explains, makes her look ginger but it's just the lighting
and this is like the no shit, I'm a huge whore
http://ak3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/0x0/517x517/0/2530967248170592349.jpeg |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:45 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk Those last two don't look whorish at all, they are just her shitass attempt to be "artistic."
None of the pictures is whorish, actually. The closest is her with the spiked bracelet and cigarette. |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:46 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch yeah well, pray for me, sounds like such a 180 cumslut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708719) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:47 AM Author: Crusty hall she looks decently cute. would say 7ish actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708724) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:48 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch totally just the shit i can try with her that I'm interested in here, but yeah she is kind of cute, you could imagine one or two of her grandparents being french (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708732) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:48 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk Yeah her message is what's 180. The content, not the taking a month to respond. That brings it down to 160. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708734) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:49 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch no the profile is 180 as well, message is like a 170 compared (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708739) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:51 AM Author: Crusty hall post her profile? I'm not on OKCupid, so don't link, just copy/paste what it says ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708745) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:52 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch if I were to do that, ppl could search for language in the profile and message her this thread. basically profile was super-open about what a slut she was, her answers to questions even more so. I haven't even answered a third of the crazy questions she answers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708750) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:39 AM Author: bistre dead university you're a lucky dood. she's cute, has nice GAP and is DTF. that's the american dream brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708674) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:41 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch didn't reply to my reply though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708690) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:43 AM Author: comical stag film faggot firefighter u sounded desparate.. u shldnt have done that bro.. chances r she just wanted attention, probably was getting FUCKED in the anus by a bunch of OKC doods last month, last guy probably broke her heart, so now she needs attention
just move on if u dont hear back |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:44 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch I didn't sound desperate per se (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708709) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:44 AM Author: bistre dead university how long has it been since your reply? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708704) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:45 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch 2 1/2 hours ago. of course, though online all this time she may not really be on it. it did take her a month to reply to me in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708715) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 1:07 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch FUCKKKKKKK
"Her mailbox is full, so she can’t receive any new messages."
it's all on her to return and reply now
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:48 AM Author: Crusty hall GAP/DTF ? are these OKCupid terms? lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708730) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:49 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch no these are terms men use about women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708736) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:49 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk Just life terms, actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708737) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 9:19 AM Author: balding razzmatazz theater stage LOL at XO standards. This girl doesn't even get the time of day from me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20709943) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:27 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk 10/10
Although I wonder how hot she can be if she's turned on by Jewish lawyers.
Still, as a first message, 10 out of 10 |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:27 AM Author: Irradiated shivering orchestra pit why does everyone have to be so dramatic about his or her life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708572) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:28 AM Author: comical stag film faggot firefighter cause no one realizes that in the grand scheme of all the 20 billion whatever humans who have walked on earth are lives are absolutely pointless and useless.. we have to pretend we are important cause we have an iPhone and want some fancy job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708580) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:26 AM Author: fiercely-loyal hairraiser location women don't have to develop minds or personalities. they don't have to woo you. are you really surprised their profiles are shit and their replies are shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708555) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:27 AM Author: comical stag film faggot firefighter i hate women bro, i know they are useless walking vaginas so nothin surprises me with them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708568) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 4:39 AM Author: chestnut trailer park Girls aren't interested in you doods so they blow you off with lame, short responses. Sorry bout your tiny pink responses while I'm copping them original, engaged, FITTED responses, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20709614) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 3:42 PM Author: heady indian lodge most people don't obsess about the things they write online the way xoxo posters do. most people aren't going to think up witty replies for some stranger they've just began talking to online, especially since they're probably communicating with several other people simultaneously. xoxo posters are just neurotic and overthink everything. if a guy sent me an email like the one described in the op, i wouldn't think anything of it - i'd just assume he had a life and wasn't putting a lot of creativity into the site, but who cares? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20712075) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:28 AM Author: Autistic Turdskin Theatre I've been chatting back and forth with an OKC girl tonight...she just said something that makes me consider her an insufferable faggot. But I haven't had a date in nearly 2 months and she seems desperate enough to give me a try.
How to proceed? |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:28 AM Author: comical stag film faggot firefighter pic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708585) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:29 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch lol you don't want to see that pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708600) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:34 AM Author: comical stag film faggot firefighter she is that fat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708637) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:52 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch no comment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708753) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:41 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk "I bet we could have some fun together." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708693) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:52 AM Author: Cream Theater fuck her ass, estrada!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708751) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:51 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk Subject: Rate this message I got I actually haven't seen any of the new season, I'm ashamed to admit...but I intend on catching up as soon as possible! What are your feelings about it? I hear Betty is fat...?!
Hey ******, I'm ******. As a matter of fact, finals are finally, officially, blessedly over, so a drink sounds good. My number is *********, let me know when works for you!
(You're not a rapist or anything, right?) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:51 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch shrewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708744) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:55 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk Still in undergrad.
But yeah. DC is shrew by nature. Shit man, the Folger Theatre is currently doing Taming of the Shrew. They even put out this album lol http://www.folger.edu/store/sd4/product/shrew-songs-music-for-the-taming-of-the-shrew-1782.cfm |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:56 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch "finally, officially, blessedly" = 120 personality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708775) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:54 AM Author: Cream Theater "yes, and i'm going to cut you up into tiny little pieces" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708762) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:55 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch actually tried an "I never rape on the first date" joke recently, went over well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708768) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:57 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk Really? Do share. I feel like she's testing me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708778) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:58 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch she said something about, you know, hoping I don't rape or maim her and I said, I never rape on the first date, I'm too polite and mild-mannered for that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708789) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 1:17 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk This is good. Alpha but not too alpha. Funny too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708909) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 1:18 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch confession - the girl was julia. (we're going out sometime). did you see what happened upthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708919) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 2:36 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk Yeah that's rough man. It's hard to believe how many messages girls get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20709386) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 2:41 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch I'm confident she'll return and delete some things and reply to me. she can't send if her inbox is full either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20709405) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 5:29 PM Author: umber foreskin brunch deleted some things, didn't reply. what should my reply have been? something obnoxious and condescending? something disinterested? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20712751) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 5:39 PM Author: bistre dead university "most lawyers are lame but there's still a few of us who haven't sold our souls and still know how to party. you seem like a blast, lets grab some drinks sometime soon. what about Sunday evening?
my number is XXX. feel free to give me yours and we can figure something out. or we can just set something up over e-mail." |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 5:43 PM Author: umber foreskin brunch that's actually a pretty faggy response, or at least the first sentence is. I would never use the phrase "sold our souls" or the uber-douchey "know how to party," nor do I see the point of shitting on your profession/other lawyers, sounds like some weird insecure attempt at self-aggrandization. the rest, of course, is reasonably cr. I wonder if it's too late to recover in this manner. it's not as if what I actually said was much worse though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20712832) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 6:51 PM Author: umber foreskin brunch OKC chat for the win, we have a date. I have to pat myself on the back for, in a conversation about childhood vacations in disney world, saying I was bossy and told everyone what rides to go on so I could transition into talking about being dominant/sex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20713181) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 2:38 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk http://ak3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/9x88/337x416/0/7010986032164740668.png
This woman describes herself as "Atlethic." Is this a blatant lie? |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 2:42 AM Author: umber foreskin brunch yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20709407) |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 2:43 AM Author: Sadistic Dilemma No, not at all.
Not only does she play field hockey, she is also out of season. |
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Date: May 17th, 2012 2:56 AM Author: Thriller Aquamarine Market Milk She sleeps around a lot and loves to slam her cellulite ass on a hard tall dick.
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