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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:06 PM Author: wonderful well-lubricated sandwich SA in my class complaining during a meeting with various associates and a few junior partners.
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:10 PM Author: Big Ocher Library Masturbator slowly but surely that 85% offer rate starts to make sense... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004573) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:10 PM Author: dull nursing home describe some context about the discussion taking place and reaction in the room
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:12 PM Author: concupiscible hominid Associate: "We're going to have to have you review these invoices and total them up so we have some sense of the size of the claim." SA: "What do I look like, a fucking accountant?" |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:12 PM Author: dull nursing home smh
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:13 PM Author: concupiscible hominid Associate: "Can you create an Excel spread--" SA: "Let me stop you right there hoss." |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:19 PM Author: greedy giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004628) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:24 PM Author: Sickened Poppy Pisswyrm Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004654) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:15 PM Author: wonderful well-lubricated sandwich 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004984) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:25 PM Author: Glittery startling stag film tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005080) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:19 PM Author: Crystalline international law enforcement agency associate lolz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005406) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:20 PM Author: Chrome arousing stage crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005413) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:43 PM Author: Charcoal senate marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005552) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:47 PM Author: slippery meetinghouse dingle berry Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005587) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:10 PM Author: Aphrodisiac chad 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21006333) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:23 PM Author: Sickened Poppy Pisswyrm Step-uncle's House We on this bort would be remiss, and I mean REMISS, if we didn't adopt "Let me stop you right there hoss" as a meme.
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:24 PM Author: fluffy water buffalo azn Let me stop you right there hoss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21006427) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:11 PM Author: brass party of the first part mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21252869) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2012 3:00 AM Author: pungent hairraiser sanctuary kitty cat normally i don't support calling out potential memes as such but i stopped right there and realized we would indeed be hella remiss hoss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007471) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2012 5:38 AM Author: lascivious clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007603) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:32 PM Author: Lilac 180 office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21006482) |
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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:14 PM Author: wonderful well-lubricated sandwich 180x180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21028894) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:13 PM Author: Amethyst den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21252888) |
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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Amethyst den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21028898) |
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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:25 PM Author: Hyperactive institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#24653453) |
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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:55 PM Author: sienna bat-shit-crazy kitchen prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#24654095) |
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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:57 PM Author: shivering multi-colored church building lololol
how the fuck is "Let me stop you right there, hoss" not a meme? |
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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:01 PM Author: sienna bat-shit-crazy kitchen prole Let me stop you right there, hoss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#24654118) |
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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:01 PM Author: shivering multi-colored church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#24654119) |
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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:51 PM Author: excitant box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#24654400) |
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Date: February 21st, 2014 8:11 AM Author: Hyperactive institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#25058649) |
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Date: February 21st, 2014 9:53 AM Author: indigo boyish state travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#25058796) |
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Date: February 21st, 2014 10:25 AM Author: navy piazza nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#25058897) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM Author: Fishy native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#25806727) |
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Date: December 21st, 2018 8:09 AM Author: Underhanded location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#37445792) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:13 PM Author: orange galvanic half-breed WHOLLY SHIT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004590) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:14 PM Author: concupiscible hominid lol I'm not the OP, I'm just suggesting how it might have went down, humorously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004595) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:16 PM Author: orange galvanic half-breed It's fine, pumo brother. I know all of this is stylized anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004607) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:16 PM Author: Appetizing turdskin theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004608) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:10 PM Author: Aphrodisiac chad 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21006338) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:15 PM Author: wonderful well-lubricated sandwich it was a discussion group type thing to see how our summer is going.
i heard a very, very slight intake of breath from some of the associates and a bored-looking junior partner stopped tapping his pencil and gave "are you shitting me" eyebrow in her direction. one associate said "well, okay. they'll probably just ask an associate to do it anyway"
oblivious, she continued "i was a paralegal at x firm for x years blah blah blah this is not what I should be doing blah blah blah"
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Date: July 3rd, 2012 5:14 AM Author: cream erotic bbw pit oh god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007588) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2012 6:57 AM Author: comical startled parlour place of business JFC, forget stealthed, she should have been thrown out a window right there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007616) |
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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:25 PM Author: Vermilion Base Depressive 180 Shame on everyone else for not standing up for their rights |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:20 PM Author: wonderful well-lubricated sandwich i bet she'll get an offer but will be stealthed very quickly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005018) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:10 PM Author: concupiscible hominid hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004574) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:11 PM Author: orange galvanic half-breed lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004581) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:13 PM Author: greedy giraffe SA, dinner day 1: "how does your 'global advocacy' practice compare with Latham?"
Partner: "What the fuck did Latham tell you?" |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:16 PM Author: Sexy House-broken Organic Girlfriend Lay Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004611) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:26 PM Author: Yellow Learning Disabled Regret Halford 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21006436) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2012 5:15 AM Author: pea-brained transparent cumskin rigpig 180. lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007589) |
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Date: February 21st, 2014 9:27 AM Author: aromatic persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#25058734) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:18 PM Author: vibrant property community account but is it SCHOLARSHIP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004619) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:19 PM Author: orange galvanic half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004625) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:16 PM Author: Ultramarine abusive legend mother underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005391) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:27 PM Author: fragrant field When I was a 1L intern at a government agency we had a TTT intern who refused to perform any admin tasks. They reassigned him to "help with the computers," meaning heavy lifting and plugging shit in.
Needless to say he is a "law school graduate" now and will never be a lawyer. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:17 PM Author: wonderful well-lubricated sandwich i'm taking guesses on school range (this shouldn't be too hard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005005) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:20 PM Author: dull nursing home hys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005028) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:21 PM Author: wonderful well-lubricated sandwich ding ding ding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005036) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:22 PM Author: dull nursing home h, specifically. because y and s wouldnt be that dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005051) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 1:15 AM Author: Drunken principal's office internal respiration i woulda gone Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#25807639) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:22 PM Author: Haunting codepig forum What practice area is this associate aiming for? Most of what transactional attorneys do in BigLaw is change names, check info, etc. You are rarely drafting an agreement from scratch as a junior or mid-level assoc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005049) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:23 PM Author: wonderful well-lubricated sandwich dunno i try not to talk to her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005059) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:41 PM Author: at-the-ready public bath what kind of TTT work do you do bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005539) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM Author: Haunting codepig forum Bro, u drafted a guaranty agreement from scratch? Or did u get some previous guaranty agreement and then edit it for ur client's needs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005561) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2012 3:05 AM Author: emerald idea he suggested space no one drafts anything from scratch. even the most complex doc imaginable is going to start out based on prior work. what's your point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007489) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:18 PM Author: chest-beating passionate hall I draft all my documents from scratch. Coming up with the boilerplate at the end from scratch is a great educational experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21252937) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:21 PM Author: talking azure pervert me too. I only draft agreements from scratch, STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY DOME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21252957) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM Author: Ultramarine abusive legend mother my prediction: offer > leaves firm after 2 years to look for work in the public sector > married to banker or biglawyer > back as staff attny within 6 yrs. spends evenings bitching out westchester teachers and principals at PTA meetings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005403) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2012 6:59 AM Author: comical startled parlour place of business "I know arts enrichment, and this is NOT arts enrichment" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007618) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:14 PM Author: concupiscible hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21252893) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:18 PM Author: razzle-dazzle magical indian lodge *plants marijuana in teachers car*
*calls cops from payphone 30 feet away* |
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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:53 PM Author: Fishy native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#24654083) |
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Date: February 21st, 2014 9:40 AM Author: wonderful well-lubricated sandwich UPDATE
She started as an associate and was gone 6 months later. No departure memo. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 1:16 AM Author: Federal Cyan Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#25807642) |
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Date: February 21st, 2014 10:09 AM Author: Pink Point not a lolyer. does 'no departure memo' mean she was fired or quit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#25058835) |
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Date: February 21st, 2014 10:11 AM Author: wonderful well-lubricated sandwich Who knows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#25058845) |
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Date: February 21st, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Pink Point oh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#25058848) |
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Date: February 21st, 2014 10:26 AM Author: seedy athletic conference useless brakes It means she was a blip, unworthy of comment.
Too many departure memos make things look bad. |
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Date: February 21st, 2014 11:16 AM Author: dull nursing home You say that like it's the firms decision whether someone sends a departure memo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#25059126) |
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