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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:59 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon "Closed a major strategic partnership deal yesterday afternoon and have another high-level meeting today. I could definitely get used to traveling back and forth between NOLA and SF. Making new contacts every day..."
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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:59 PM Author: Aqua vibrant telephone nowag haha so douchey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077617) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:01 PM Author: navy home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077633) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:01 PM Author: Dark Mildly Autistic Site Private Investor I feel like these people are why the world sucks so bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077635) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:07 PM Author: magenta hairraiser gaping elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077675) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:08 PM Author: Big Fanboi Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077686) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 9:50 PM Author: Crimson talented preventive strike clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21081391) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:03 PM Author: brilliant gaming laptop LET'S GET THIS HIGH LEVEL MEETING STARTED MY NIGGAS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077642) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:17 PM Author: sapphire death wish haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2012 2:13 PM Author: Rebellious set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21100818) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:06 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon He's an entrepreneur hawking the latest BIG SOCIAL MEDIA app. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077668) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:06 PM Author: Aqua vibrant telephone nowag lol at "high-level meeting" btw.
if you have to clarify it's high level, you're taking notes there, at best. |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:07 PM Author: Bateful infuriating institution internal respiration Insufferable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077680) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: federal psychic im nauseas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077848) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:08 PM Author: bearded prole athletic conference did he like his own status? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077685) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:47 PM Author: House-broken sweet tailpipe lettuce titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079302) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:08 PM Author: Aphrodisiac brindle brunch faggotry alpha friends don't make facebook qoutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077690) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:09 PM Author: sable mind-boggling ticket booth organic girlfriend Fuck Facebook for shit like this making me hate almost everyone I know. I'd rather not know how fucking annoying my acquaintances are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077695) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:13 PM Author: wonderful orange university mexican lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21078986) |
Date: July 13th, 2012 1:08 PM Author: Comical mustard striped hyena This is incorrect. A real alpha would post nothing at all with respect to this incident. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077689) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:16 PM Author: Lemon business firm immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077750) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:09 PM Author: Exhilarant state yeah, real alpha.
all i get from that is "i am insecure and desperately need attention; will you, my online contacts, give it to me? please!??!" |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:14 PM Author: marvelous hilarious lodge mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21078994) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:09 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon To be fair, I half believe him. Comes from an extremely wealthy and influential family. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077696) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:10 PM Author: Exhilarant state lol that's not the point.
i can't imagine the levels of bourgeois striverdom required to interpret the critical comments above as expressions of suspicions as to the veracity of the post's factual claims. |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:17 PM Author: Aqua vibrant telephone nowag almost makes it worse. he should know better.
sounds like new money to me. |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:18 PM Author: Comical mustard striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077758) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:20 PM Author: vivacious filthy base is he jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077774) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:20 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon Not a Jew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077776) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:12 PM Author: Floppy meetinghouse round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21078977) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:21 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon I would say who his dad is but that might outself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077781) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:26 PM Author: Comical mustard striped hyena Mitt Romney? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077815) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:28 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon No, a NOLA big shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077833) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:29 PM Author: Aqua vibrant telephone nowag LOL at NoLa big shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077845) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:12 PM Author: Floppy meetinghouse round eye Huey Long (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21078980) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 9:49 PM Author: Histrionic rigor Brad Pitt. It was Maddox's alpha profile. Did you friend him or did he friend you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21081389) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 1:29 PM Author: Aqua vibrant telephone nowag (insert random tech millionaire that will lose everything w/in a decade) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21077843) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 3:47 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon UPDATED STATUS: Nothing like the first amendment in full force in SF! Witnessed at least 3 organized demonstrations today and been stopped on street twice by save Darfur and animal rights activists. As long as it stays 63 degrees and sunny, I could stay here all day, get harassed, and be happy!
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:14 PM Author: wonderful orange university mexican lol @ facebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21078990) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:16 PM Author: Comical mustard striped hyena Lemme guess, this comment got a lot of "likes," all of them from other douches equally capable of posting the original douchey comment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079009) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:37 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon Lulz, no. 2000 friends and 0 likes. Pathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079217) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:42 PM Author: Comical mustard striped hyena Hmm, fair enough, but strange. Usually when I see people post douchey status updates like in your OP, they get a lot of likes and comments from other douches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079267) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 5:03 PM Author: Bateful infuriating institution internal respiration Probably ugly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079446) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:39 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon UPDATED STATUS: Benu, July 2012. One of the best 18 course + beverage pairing meals of my life. My dad said it would also rank among top 3 most expensive of his life. Well worth it!
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:41 PM Author: appetizing marketing idea Holy shit. He's golfing after his high-level meeting. This guy is a non-stop alpha train. Choo choo,next stop pussyville, amirite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079255) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon OLD STATUS: R'evolution was a colossal failure. The prime bone in filet was mediocre quality beef (Ruth's, far superior), drenched in salt and how about lobster bernaise sauce for an additional $8?! Wow. Nasty! Yes, Foie Gras, tomato revolution salad, and bone marrow were all excellent but for the value, expectations, service and food quality, I may never eat there again. They clearly paid a fortune for social media firm to manipulate yelp, opentable, other reviews. 3 star restaurant with 5+ star prices.
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:46 PM Author: Comical mustard striped hyena JESUS H. FUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079296) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 6:26 PM Author: stimulating jade stead depressive Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079970) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 9:55 PM Author: Red brethren This made me laugh hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21081418) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 5:03 PM Author: Bateful infuriating institution internal respiration No way this is real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079451) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: Comical mustard striped hyena I think this thread goes to show that alpha isn't so much about what you do, but how you do it. If this guy simply did all the things he posted about, without posting about it, it would be alpha. Instead, its douchey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079286) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:46 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon These are literally all cut and pastes from his timeline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079294) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:47 PM Author: Comical mustard striped hyena I know, friend, I know. Thanks for posting by the way, very entertaining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079303) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:50 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon STATUS JUST FOR YOU: Looking for an introduction to any corporate executives at Dick's Sporting Goods. They are based in Pittsburgh so if you know any prominent businesspeople there, good chance they can introduce me to a Board member. If I can close this deal, I will compensate you for the introduction.
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:52 PM Author: Comical mustard striped hyena You should reply that you can introduce him to Dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079354) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:49 PM Author: appetizing marketing idea OMFG... This guy poasts on xo, too!
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993255&forum_id=2#21079033 |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:53 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon MY FAVORITE: Just logged into LinkedIn for the first time in probably six months after learning of the password security breach; 23 unread personal messages and 330 connection requests! How come I've never received any e-mails or notifications that people were trying to reach me on this network? I really don't have time for another social network but as far as business goes, none is better than LinkedIn. Upset that I missed a few big business inquiries from acquaintances sent over the past few months.
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Date: July 13th, 2012 4:56 PM Author: Comical mustard striped hyena Damn, dude doesn't even try to humblebrag, he just straight up does it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079392) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 5:04 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease chapel Awe inspiring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079458) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 5:09 PM Author: nofapping messiness center none of this is alpha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079489) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 5:09 PM Author: bistre turdskin incel You are adding serious value to xo with your work here, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21079495) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 8:35 PM Author: brilliant gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21080857) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon OLD STATUS: Oh what a flight to Oakland: Met a 79 year old angel that turned my life upside down after 4 hours of philosophical conversation, diffused a major racial conflict between a rude flight attendant and a group of passengers and then became the quasi-flight attendant, serving the unruly passengers. All this with constant turbulence and warnings of greater turbulence (which never matrialized). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21081274) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 9:54 PM Author: Diverse Box Office Factory Reset Button impressive work here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21081413) |
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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:08 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon UPDATED STATUS: Thanks to Steven X, closing deals left and right in the Bay! Can't say enough good things about doing business with Bay area investors. Smart, personal, and trusting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21093890) |
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Date: July 16th, 2012 1:41 PM Author: 180 regret dilemma what kind of deals is this guy doing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21100680) |
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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:08 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon OLD STATUS: Unreal blue fin tuna carpaccio salad in Malibu @ Tra Di Noi. Pays to know locals! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21093898) |
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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:10 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon OLD STATUS: I could totally live in a hotel. Truly one of my favorite places to relax, work, and socialize. I have a penchant for finding great hotels at very reasonable prices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21093933) |
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Date: July 16th, 2012 1:03 PM Author: Citrine Tanning Salon CLASSIC STATUS: Always nice to find out that my parents have their priorities straight...my mom just casually mentioned that she and my dad had a private dinner with "Steve Jobs widow, some big deal computer guy, I don't know ask your father, maybe you should talk to her" two weeks ago. No big deal, I'll make sure to ask Mrs. Jobs her background and interests...
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Date: July 16th, 2012 1:06 PM Author: purple antidepressant drug what a faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21100473) |
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Date: July 16th, 2012 2:12 PM Author: racy school cafeteria MOAR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993141&forum_id=2#21100815) |