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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:06 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse regret everything.
both male and female classmates suck. the men are emasculated pricks who weep at the prospect of having their preftigious ivy undergrad degrees tainted with T30 shitstain. they name drop big firms they para'd for like it's impressive and went to LS b/c they think it will help them get good looking women.
the women have no sense of humor, have mega penis envy/are egomaniacs.
everyone is privileged as fuck and gets their jobs thru nepotism. lots of dumb kids with parents who are judges/biglaw bigshots, etc.
is it like this everywhere or just at my shitty T30?
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:19 PM Author: irradiated idea he suggested piazza its like this at basically every school outside of the t14 (and thats just because the lower t14 are delusional and arent as worried as they should be, so they dont have to compensate by doing dumb shit like talking about their big law paralegal gigs or their friends parents accomplishments). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086020) |
Date: July 14th, 2012 4:12 PM Author: Territorial Seedy Hell Internal Respiration Fordh*m? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21085992) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:12 PM Author: Territorial Seedy Hell Internal Respiration Fordh*m? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21085993) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:35 PM Author: navy psychic death wish cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086467) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:13 PM Author: hateful mildly autistic toilet seat everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21085994) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:20 PM Author: thriller messiness Welcome to law! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086030) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086144) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:39 PM Author: elite razzle-dazzle hall therapy but do they own a 40 thousand dollar watch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086108) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse several, most likely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086145) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:41 PM Author: Nudist Factory Reset Button I don't think I met a single person like that at my law school. Knew a couple people with partner parents, but I didn't find out until one of their friends told me. They also dress like poorz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086119) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:46 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse can't tell if serious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086147) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:47 PM Author: Nudist Factory Reset Button Serious. I went to a t14, so maybe that guy up there is right. I thought some of my friends were poorz but their families are loaded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086150) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:49 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse and they are modest and humble? i don't think i've ever met a truly wealthy person that wasn't some kind of asshole in one way or another. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086160) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:49 PM Author: Nudist Factory Reset Button yes, but it might be because they are jewish and cheap. i might be confusing humility with cheapness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086168) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:48 PM Author: Dashing sanctuary Very similar at my T30. I spent time my 1L year trying to bond with classmates. Fucking retarded. You describe the chicks well. Dudes are mostly emasculated, but you also get the faux-alpha. You know the type.
There are some cool people, some family law chicks or public interest types, but they have their own problems.
Anyway, welcome to law. The people fucking suck. And btw, 3L year, you'll lol at their eventual job choices. Also known as: how 50% of your class have mom/dad pull strings or fund taking the bar in NY/CA/IL/whatever and "looking" for a job. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:57 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse do connections/nepotism play a role in oci at all?
i know a lot of people who got somewhat "prestigious" summer jobs in federal court while they had shit grades and it kind of enraged me. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:12 PM Author: Dashing sanctuary Not really for firms but you'll see people getting into smaller firms because of nepotism
and trust me, most fordham students are working in small firms |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:49 PM Author: Sable box office *gives you a flower* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086162) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:58 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse fie on your flower! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086222) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:50 PM Author: Dashing sanctuary also it's pretty obvious you're describing Fordham. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086170) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:55 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse it is, isn't it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086199) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:55 PM Author: Dashing sanctuary Jews, ivy, big firm paralegal -- it's not INDIANA UNIVERSITY
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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:58 PM Author: primrose forum DESCRIBE cans and panties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086217) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:02 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse cans are cylindrical containers used for the distribution of goods. they are usually made of tin. they are not biodegradable.
panties come in many styles including bikini, tanga, and thongs. they are commonly made of cotton (most breathable fabric), but also can be made of spandex, polyester, or silk.
HTH. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:04 PM Author: primrose forum it doesnt psa: you arent normal |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:42 PM Author: Beady-eyed site boistinker cr
she sounds like an ugly, frizz-haird nerd with droopy tits |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:45 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse fwiw, fordham girls are fairly attractive compared to other LS. very jappy though, which can be good or bad, depending on what you like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086539) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:46 PM Author: navy psychic death wish "fwiw, fordham girls are fairly attractive compared to other LS"
This is absolutely true. But nothing like dumb, hot NYLS girls.
the NJ law schools are full of heifers. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:50 PM Author: adventurous jet gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21089039) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:06 PM Author: Frozen dead range peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man in a factory downtown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086764) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:13 PM Author: Irate Indian Lodge 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086857) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:03 PM Author: thriller messiness Do you or any of your classmates have a nice butt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086251) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:36 PM Author: Pink bossy round eye Also, describe your last bowel movement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086473) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:37 PM Author: navy psychic death wish but, wait, isn't Fordham the education of NYU/CLS with ALSO good looking fun party animals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086480) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:41 PM Author: haunting philosopher-king haunted graveyard not only that but you have a 27% shot of NOT ruining your life:
http://law.fordham.edu/about-fordham/5247.htm |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:43 PM Author: Nudist Factory Reset Button Those statistics are awful. Why is Yale's so low? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:28 PM Author: Hideous coffee pot lulz, UMN/WUSTL/Iowa don't even show up in the top 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086987) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:42 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse i believe this is going to be on the cover of our new brochure.
we legit got an info sheet regarding employment data saying firms like to hire from fordham b/c students there are "as hardworking & smart as kids from NYU/Columbia without the sense of entitlement."
whoever wrote that deserves a special place in hell. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:46 PM Author: navy psychic death wish lol
but to be fair CLS kids are even worse |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 7:24 PM Author: 180 nibblets base how was the village? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087306) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 5:58 PM Author: bateful legal warrant ape what do you look like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086677) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:05 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse hopefully good enough to compensate for my grades. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086755) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:08 PM Author: bateful legal warrant ape do you hate the Penn, Cornell or Michigan undergrads more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086783) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:11 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse 100% penn. the biggest douchebags i have met at fordham come from penn. also the "faux alpahs" are usually from penn. however, very much enjoy asking how they liked penn state & watching temper tantrums.
the cornell people i have met are generally intelligent, reasonably down to earth people (also, the best looking dudes went to cornell).
only knew one mich kid. super competitive asian dude. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:14 PM Author: contagious brilliant roommate center percentage of girls from long island? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086871) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:16 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse it's a lot. if my section is representative of the entire school, i'd say 25-30% of females from L.I. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086884) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:23 PM Author: contagious brilliant roommate center got damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086954) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:15 PM Author: bateful legal warrant ape this is a completely accurate analysis of Cornell and Penn to be honest.
but I have to wonder if your disappointment has to do with you just being socially irrelevant at Fordham. If so, I don't think I want to have sex with you. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:22 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse ha. i have plenty of friends at fordham. just very few i will actually keep in touch with after school's over. my non LS friends aren't academic/competitive. neither am I, which probably is one reason i am not enjoying LS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086950) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:22 PM Author: contagious brilliant roommate center when did you realize ls was a mistake? orientation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086952) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:30 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse not sure. always kinda knew it was a mistake (even when applying to schools in general). it hasn't all been bad. have met a couple really cool people/professors. the people i really hate are generally hated by everyone, so there's a lot of solidarity on that front which i appreciate.
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:32 PM Author: bateful legal warrant ape by "faux alpha" do you mean 5'7 jewish loud talking gunner putting his arm around an obviously uninterested girl at most bar nights? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087006) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:36 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse most of the faux alphas aren't jewish (though i can think of one). they usually are waspy, but otherwise your description is accurate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087019) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:37 PM Author: bateful legal warrant ape oh. At my similar school they were mostly Jewish. didnt realize Fordham had Wasps. I'd figure mostly Jewish/Catholic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:41 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse i was including the catholics in the wasp category. fordham is pretty jewish, like any law school, but i also think we are disproportionately fratty and waspy/wascy.
the jewish dudes i have met here are pretty cool, albeit somewhat aspie. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 7:28 PM Author: bateful legal warrant ape no problem. at my school jews seemed to be the biggest wannabe alphas, though there were of course some cool ones.
DESCRIBE the worst faux-alpha behavior you saw. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 7:36 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse dude hitting on me at bar tried to explain that students at columbia and nyu aren't going to be "rainmakers" b/c they don't have the full package--aren't athletic, social, personable, etc. like ppl at fordham.
also heard lots of "i fucked X amount of girls in the ass" stories by guys who i really doubt ever fucked girls, especially in the ass.
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Date: July 14th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: bateful legal warrant ape first sentence I can imagine lots of people at my school saying (i went to a pretty similar school).
i haven't heard anyone bragging to girls about fucking lots of women in the ass, though. That's interesting.
god law students suck. what are you doing this summer? |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:20 PM Author: Free-loading nowag property it's funny how every 1L who was a paralegal/staff at biglaw thinks this makes them special or something. by 2L they realize what a joke that was (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21086929) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:24 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse i heard that firms will never hire past paras as attorneys once they graduate? true?
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:34 PM Author: bateful legal warrant ape usually it's because their law school grades are just not good enough. the median kid at Fordham isn't getting Skadden just cause he para'd there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087012) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:45 PM Author: Spectacular Orchestra Pit Not a rule at all, but you do have to make the grades. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087076) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:56 PM Author: Free-loading nowag property that's not a hard rule. it just gives zero advantage. have to have the school/grades just like anyone else. it might help on a callback or something i guess if u know the people, but that just seems really rare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087124) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 8:49 PM Author: Concupiscible bright locale the rare people who do have the school/grades are autoadmits. if you've been a good para for 2 years, the attorneys will know you and put in a good word for you.
biglaw attorneys -- even the partners -- aren't out of touch and clueless. we know which paras are good and hard working and which ones are pure shit, fuck up even the smallest things, etc. not that hard to figure it out. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:39 PM Author: lascivious trailer park there are good bros, probably at your school, who feel the same way
start planning your escape now though - you can't just sit idly by why your life deteriorates into increasingly purified shit |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:42 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse i have def. met others who feel the same way i do, at least sometimes.
trust me, will drop out if i strike out in oci. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 6:51 PM Author: lascivious trailer park there are legit non-law options out of a t30
find something that makes you happy - or at least offers the right lifestyle / environment |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 7:24 PM Author: navy psychic death wish lol what legit non-law options are there for Fordham median (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087304) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 7:37 PM Author: Chestnut whorehouse have you ever seen the black people that sell the cologne on the street in harlem? could probably do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087388) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 8:44 PM Author: bateful legal warrant ape I love when they sell the weird-smelling soap. I might go into that business. Or maybe gospel music. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21087914) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:51 PM Author: zombie-like dun area sure, youre a chick at a t30 who uses the 'preftigious' meme. faggot. stop posting as a girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21089046) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:51 PM Author: Nofapping pit kitty cat this was me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994007&forum_id=2#21089053) |