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Bros- help me answer "So, what do you do?"
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Date: July 14th, 2012 9:32 PM Author: charismatic chest-beating resort juggernaut I'm a midlevel in the restructuring group of Weil/ K&E. But "I'm a bankruptcy lawyer" seems the opposite of sexy. What to say? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088327) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 9:36 PM Author: silver big prole "i help save the world's most important companies from extinction" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088362) |
Date: July 14th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: fuchsia splenetic native Who are you answering the question for? It matters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088341) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 9:36 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Set Tcq. Are we talking about women here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088366) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:06 PM Author: Stubborn titillating private investor goal in life "I'm a spy." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088625) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:06 PM Author: Irate Jewess I once told a girl I was a date rapist (this was at a halloween party) and she did not find it amusing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088630) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:07 PM Author: thriller rose pit "what DON'T i do?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088633) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:09 PM Author: Tan talking range therapy Corporate lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088642) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:10 PM Author: startling plaza skinny woman "Tech entrepreneur"
Don't say lawyer. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:13 PM Author: Coral rehab azn "Full-on rapist." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088680) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:14 PM Author: Drab Greedy Ceo Orchestra Pit "Straight-up rapist" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088689) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:14 PM Author: Comical Death Wish Stock Car Corporate litigator
If asked for further clarification and...
...the girl is not WASP: "I work to make sure those bankers pay for the pain they caused us all in 2008. Obama's heart was in the right place, but we litigators take the corporations to task. What's your number?" OR
...the girl is WASP: "I spend billions to merge huge companies into even bigger ones. I also vote republican. Here's my number." |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:15 PM Author: Irate Jewess If you're drunk enough, you could say "i was a porn star before law school" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088693) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:17 PM Author: charismatic chest-beating resort juggernaut Yea this is for women at MFH bars. I'm 6'4" and play tennis 3x a week. Only real hobby outside of Chillin and watching sports. I just don't want to say "oh dat ch 7 and ch 11 ofs" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088705) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:20 PM Author: Drab Greedy Ceo Orchestra Pit "I post on a racist sexist message board a lot... What do you do?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088738) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:24 PM Author: Comical Death Wish Stock Car "I stockpile nudes from posters like box to bargain with creepypumo and avoid being outed. I also like moonlit walks on the beach." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088772) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:33 PM Author: naked tanning salon party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088856) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:39 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Set Lawyer or corporate lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088909) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:18 PM Author: curious new version "I take risks. And you?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088722) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:31 PM Author: Nighttime sanctuary this is good. risks and pussy are highly correlated human broskis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088833) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:30 PM Author: Nighttime sanctuary *long pause*....heavy sigh...then say "where do you want me to start?" stare at the ground. Make the silence sound as dark as possible. Then say a mundane, default feel good task like "I guess you can say I ... help people.".
Use this question as an opportunity to incept her DOHVs, and to neg her by asking this question. leverage into the offensive with some mad compliments and aspirations to spend more time with her in the future. The key here is to lay out a time frame to continue the relationship. Pace her reality. 99% this question is to make small talk, not to confess you in the vatican. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:36 PM Author: Magical Trump Supporter "I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088880) |