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Whoever has section XYZ of U.S. Code pulled from our library...
Thirsty brunch
  05/07/13
Just send a lmgtfy link prefaced with an explanation of what...
Motley lavender dog poop
  05/07/13
actually, it's ballsy, but might be cr as fuck to get into h...
Thriller Shivering Water Buffalo
  05/07/13
as long as you don't have the hardcopy, i don't see why this...
deranged set philosopher-king
  05/07/13
This
galvanic indirect expression hospital
  05/07/13
along with "you're done here."
Metal Corner
  05/07/13
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  05/07/13
him = pwned, several people will secretly love you forever ...
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  05/07/13
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  05/07/13
Yeah. I'm a midlevel in a different group and my partners li...
Thirsty brunch
  05/07/13
Sack up and do it man. Earn some respect. You will never get...
Sickened love of her life
  05/07/13
he keeps his hush money checks to his second baby mama in th...
Milky Foreskin
  05/07/13
LOL. Possible. This dude actually did get caught cheating ...
Thirsty brunch
  05/07/13
I did something similar at a midlaw firm as a first year to ...
Ebony becky immigrant
  05/07/13
respond all: yfwgi or saytpusc
abnormal tanning salon masturbator
  05/07/13
Send a link to this thread and ask him which option he prefe...
Motley lavender dog poop
  05/07/13
Or maybe tell him that there's a copy in his office. After ...
Metal Corner
  05/07/13
I wonder if he would hit me. If he did hit me, I would prob...
Thirsty brunch
  05/07/13
only one way to find out
Metal Corner
  05/07/13
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Heady field
  05/07/13
180
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  05/07/13
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appetizing vengeful rehab faggotry
  05/07/13
rofl hahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha
Talented rambunctious kitty
  05/07/13
reply with this: "Hey, I'm not your fucking husband. Do...
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  05/07/13
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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: Thirsty brunch

Whoever has section XYZ of U.S. Code pulled from our library bring it to him immediately because he needs it URGENTLY!!!!

He sent it to the attorney-office listserv. Senior equity partner. Old as fuck boomer. What happens if I reply all with, "I hear that may be available on the internet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151382)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Motley lavender dog poop

Just send a lmgtfy link prefaced with an explanation of what a hyperlink is and how to use one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151387)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Thriller Shivering Water Buffalo

actually, it's ballsy, but might be cr as fuck to get into his good graces to just send him the entire text of that section from westlaw copied into an email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151393)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: deranged set philosopher-king

as long as you don't have the hardcopy, i don't see why this isn't tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151415)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:24 PM
Author: galvanic indirect expression hospital

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152185)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Metal Corner

along with "you're done here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151395)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: abnormal tanning salon masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151417)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:58 PM
Author: Talented rambunctious kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151433)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Useless university ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151446)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:27 PM
Author: Out-of-control spot weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152208)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: Haunting lascivious church fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152274)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:08 PM
Author: appetizing vengeful rehab faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153162)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Thriller Shivering Water Buffalo

him = pwned, several people will secretly love you forever

but you = megapwned when he gapes you mercilessly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151389)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: fragrant frum death wish generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151400)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: Thirsty brunch

Yeah. I'm a midlevel in a different group and my partners like me, but this dude has a temper. Easily one of the three easiest to anger partners in this office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151403)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: Sickened love of her life

Sack up and do it man. Earn some respect. You will never get ahead in life by being the meek little pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151661)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: Milky Foreskin

he keeps his hush money checks to his second baby mama in that volume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151406)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: Thirsty brunch

LOL. Possible. This dude actually did get caught cheating on his wife several years ago before I started here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151418)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: Ebony becky immigrant

I did something similar at a midlaw firm as a first year to a junior partner. A female senior partner had a talk with me and told me that "people cant tell that your tone is joking over email." It was lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151413)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: abnormal tanning salon masturbator

respond all: yfwgi

or saytpusc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151423)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:59 PM
Author: Motley lavender dog poop

Send a link to this thread and ask him which option he prefers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151441)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: Metal Corner

Or maybe tell him that there's a copy in his office. After he tears his place apart looking for it, he'll be like, "WTF, no there isn't." Then you go there and pull it up on his computer and be like, "It's right here, little breh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151450)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: Thirsty brunch

I wonder if he would hit me. If he did hit me, I would probably be guaranteed at least another year of employment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151464)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Metal Corner

only one way to find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151488)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:37 PM
Author: Heady field

cr, but only if you tussle his hair and wait for him to grin sheepishly at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152292)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 7:19 PM
Author: Maroon chad cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152874)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: appetizing vengeful rehab faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153167)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: Talented rambunctious kitty

rofl hahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153173)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: vivacious stag film sweet tailpipe

reply with this: "Hey, I'm not your fucking husband. Don't ever raise your voice at me again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151528)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: abnormal tanning salon masturbator

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151636)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: Adulterous saffron pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152236)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:34 PM
Author: alcoholic cerise step-uncle's house mother

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152266)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 7:27 PM
Author: Useless university ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152932)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: Talented rambunctious kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153171)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:10 PM
Author: histrionic medicated abode

Send him the library check out sheet showing it is checked out to him -- since 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153182)