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Just got cuckolded, honest truth here, figuring out what to do
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:09 AM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke She took a half day off work because she was feeling overwhelmed. I get home and she's dressed in heels, put on all her make-up, lipstick, and is generally ready to party. She left early in the night for a "girl's night out." Obviously, I wasn't invited. Came back at 4 and took a shower then slept on the couch. Her jacket smelled like cologne this morning.
Fuck me and my life. Sad. Supposed to take my legal assistant and colleague out to lunch today. |
Date: May 10th, 2013 11:12 AM Author: comical useless lay trump supporter flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171103) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:16 AM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke No actual truth. Totally upset. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171119) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:13 AM Author: Poppy bawdyhouse Leave her a note so she knows you're disappointed you didn't get to eat the cream pie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171108) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:25 AM Author: aquamarine marvelous milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171150) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 12:21 PM Author: motley people who are hurt point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171436) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 12:59 PM Author: Crawly Charismatic Temple Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171619) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:14 AM Author: tan tattoo property it's amazing how far the technology for real dolls has come along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171110) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:15 AM Author: seedy floppy immigrant if you're going to do this flame I hope you're at least as dedicated to it as tree man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171113) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:15 AM Author: Poppy bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171114) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:18 AM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke Nah bro, genuinely sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171125) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:22 AM Author: provocative boltzmann did you miss the 11 day cruise with ex thread? or the pic of gf and ex as the cover photo on her facebook |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:29 AM Author: aquamarine marvelous milk Link??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171166) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:30 AM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke Never read the thread. Honestly don't care about it. Don't have FB anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171171) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 12:26 PM Author: contagious jap house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171463) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:26 AM Author: aquamarine marvelous milk Any idea who he is?
Have you checked her phone? Email?
Do you have hoes on the side?
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:28 AM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke 1. No idea who he is. My first suspect is actually in a different state.
2. Haven't checked her phone because she has been next to it all night and I had to leave for work.
3. Right now, no. However, I can set up some lunch dates with some former fuck buddies if necessary. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:30 AM Author: aquamarine marvelous milk I'd say proceed on #3.
And do some investigating. Don't blame the dudes who are laying flesh pipe in your gal. Blame your slut. That said, the type of guy she cucked you with will tell you a lot about your short comings and why you are now a cuck.
ALSO and this is big. Do not tell other girls about your cucking. And try to keep it private. The horns of a cuckold are pussy repellent. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:25 PM Author: Learning disabled cerebral heaven This. Be a stealth CUCK. Go out and get some revenge pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172471) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:46 AM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke She hasn't even texted me this morning. Hiding in the sand I suppose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171247) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:47 AM Author: mauve half-breed Check her panties ASAP before they go into the wash. 95% chance you'll find a surprise in there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171252) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:52 AM Author: razzle violet address ORLY? http://json999.com/xo/threads.php?a=JohnnyD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171265) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 11:55 AM Author: Greedy arousing philosopher-king Pwnd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171286) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 12:03 PM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke You know, I may have flamed in the past, but this is the honest truth. It actually couldn't be more honest than this.
But you're right, some of my past threads may have been flame. I'll admit that. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:27 PM Author: Learning disabled cerebral heaven (Desperately cues Journey) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172481) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:02 PM Author: burgundy generalized bond seems like a decent bro based on that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173791) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 12:25 PM Author: Glittery personal credit line psychic blame it on the black star (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171459) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 10:47 AM Author: multi-colored brilliant stage potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23176615) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: 180 naked double fault Does she have an iPhone? If so, all you need is her iTunes password and, assuming she backs up to the Apple cloud, you can DL ALL of her text messages, etc. with a program without ever touching her phone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171595) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:04 PM Author: heady location headpube There's really no downside to men when women cheat. Who carries all of the risk, if they are the ones who get pregnant and have to care for the baby?
Men who are mad about getting cuckolded are insecure about their ability to go out and out do their woman's evil ways. If my girlfriend ever cheated, or gave me that impression, I'd just one up her. Free pass, brah.
There is one type of risk that men carry, however,- financial risk, so I feel your disappointment. On the upside use this information to cut her off in many regards (no jewelry, seriously, why the fuck would you buy her a purse or a car or something that she'll use to dick around?) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: outnumbered lilac depressive (someone who has not read recent court opinions forcing cucked men to pay child support for kids that arent theirs) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171720) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:27 PM Author: aquamarine marvelous milk those cucks deserve it for being so weak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171806) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:31 PM Author: Arrogant godawful rigor church a good relationship is not built on one uping each other, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171831) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:39 PM Author: heady location headpube That's why you both have to submit yourselves to each other. If one gets out of line, what better way to subvert them into submissiveness than one upping them? In other words, all is fine and dandy until the fat lady cucks you, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171891) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:29 PM Author: fragrant pungent business firm associate lol. "Men who are mad about getting cuckolded are insecure." Only on XO is autism spectrum reasoning carried to these lengths. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172486) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 6:50 PM Author: heady location headpube (Sharia law enforcer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173723) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:10 PM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke She just texted me asking how I am. FURIOUS BITCH. DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171682) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:17 PM Author: topaz vivacious locale toilet seat Tell her you know all about last night and watch her unravel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171731) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:26 PM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke Seriously, shit is so obvious that denying it is even more demeaning. I smelled your fucking jacket, you don't dress up like that around me anymore, I wasn't invited, and you lied about when you were coming home. Then you expect me to do your half of the chores because you're still tired?
WTF am I supposed to do? We just re-signed the lease, have a dog, and mutual furniture. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:27 PM Author: Mustard curious codepig forum Kick her out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171804) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:28 PM Author: aquamarine marvelous milk yfwi, but im sure moving out will only cost you a month or two in rent. just do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171815) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:14 PM Author: mildly autistic appetizing karate dat BMC do a wifey good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171707) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:45 PM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke She just asked: "are you mad at me?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171931) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:48 PM Author: aquamarine marvelous milk reply back "MAF" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171949) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:48 PM Author: excitant persian locus ignore and tell her to get the fuck out of your house when you get back.
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:53 PM Author: heady location headpube clearly you're dominating her bro. She's feeling remorse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171984) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:54 PM Author: crimson adventurous reading party base Ah, shit. Setting you up to either pretend like nothing happened or force you to accuse her of cheating, then deny it and get angry at you and transition into her litany of complaints against you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171991) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:55 PM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172001) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:55 PM Author: Mustard curious codepig forum the fact that she was so obvious about it tells me she is trying to get him to break up with her because she's too pussy to do it herself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172003) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:00 PM Author: excitant persian locus cr analysis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172031) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:02 PM Author: Arrogant godawful rigor church I think the right response is "well, I don't know what you did last night, but you smelled like sex. Care to explain? Or do you just not care?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172036) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:29 PM Author: onyx mental disorder Wow. Exactly. Checkmate on OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172491) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 7:22 AM Author: White Factory Reset Button Quadroon Nailed it with this post bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23176298) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 1:54 PM Author: aquamarine marvelous milk have you considered just rolling with it? a lot of dudes enjoy the cuck life style??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23171996) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:30 PM Author: onyx mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172493) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:01 PM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke Now I'm thinking, did she really cheat or am I actually overreacting? I need solid proof don't I? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172033) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:12 PM Author: Arrogant godawful rigor church she probably didn't cheat. she probably just wants you to think she did.
But she definitely might have cheated. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 6:57 PM Author: Ebony site sweet tailpipe gold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173772) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:15 PM Author: crimson adventurous reading party base Well, here's some bad news- "are you mad at me?" probably means that something happened beyond what you know and she's trying to gauge how much you care/suspect and force you to spell it out. Her behavior (out late, shower, slept on couch) was bullshit and if that was all that happened, I would expect she'd apologize for it, not try to flip it back on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172091) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:09 PM Author: henna costumed home dingle berry i'm so glad my gf is into women and not men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172064) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:13 PM Author: aquamarine marvelous milk not sure if you are flame, but this may be TCGF. Have an open relationship but she just hooks up with chicks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172076) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:24 PM Author: crimson adventurous reading party base Not really. Bi girls who aren't completely nuts usually go through streaks of being straight or gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172125) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:29 PM Author: henna costumed home dingle berry not flaming. we've watched girl-on-girl porn together which is the only kind she'll watch. we recently threw the idea around of experimenting with another girl in bed which she would rather do than having an open relationship. she enjoys having sex with me, the feeling of dick inside her, and needs a man, but finds women more physically attractive. she won't watch other porn bc she finds penises to be nasty. i found all this out only after being with her for 8 months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172148) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:29 PM Author: Learning disabled cerebral heaven You've found a gem breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172490) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:16 PM Author: galvanic brunch Guys often vacillate thinking, If I don't say anything and she's cheating Im getting played, but if I wrongly accuse her and demand proof then I have overstepped my bounds, oh no!
Let me be clear -- there is NO LOSS to the false accusation. She will act huffy and insulted, whatever. Let her. Inside she will be affirmed that you care about possessing her. She will buck like a spoiled child, but she will know all the while that you really are the dad. ALWAYS err on the side of accusing and demanding proof of innocence. Demand her phone, her passwords, her alibis, call the alibis, etc. Once you really establish her innocence, though, be ready to fuck the shit out of her. Pop a cialis or whatever, because youre going to have to daddyfuck her about twelve times tonight
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:20 PM Author: low-t filthpig I really enjoyed this perspective. (Seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172112) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:42 PM Author: excitant persian locus cr. what I would have said had I felt like typing i t all out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172218) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:19 PM Author: low-t filthpig The "are you made at me" text is very passive agressive in this circumstance. There is no good way for you to respond. She's trying to get you to say no, which would be a lie. But if you say yes, you can't possibly explain yourself over text. And if you say something other than no or yes, it just seems cryptic and invites a string of annoying follow-up texts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172107) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:35 PM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke I responded: "No, what happened last night seems sketch to me." Then I listed all of the above behaviors.
She responds, "I was hanging out with x, y, z and I thought I was going to puke." Previously, she said she would be meeting A.
Text dump. It's done. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:36 PM Author: aquamarine marvelous milk what a bitchmade move, sorry bro, you fucked up there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172177) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:44 PM Author: Arrogant godawful rigor church nah, she denied it, so now it is on her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172226) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:43 PM Author: crimson adventurous reading party base If you live together, a text dump won't suffice. Try to get home before her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172220) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 2:43 PM Author: Frum Primrose Kitchen Voyeur should have said: "nope, just disappointed" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172223) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:31 PM Author: Learning disabled cerebral heaven Ask her why she feels that she must lie, then offer an open relationship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172499) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 6:42 PM Author: Cerise apoplectic corner Overreacting.
First off, clothes vaguely smelling like cologne = probably nothing. Could be perfume, and the stuff you're really worried about doesn't involve clothes.
Second, girls nights can go until 4 am, too.
Third, if she cheated, that's a gift. It's a get out of jail free card. Many people with long-term GFs or wives would love that opportunity for a Mulligan. |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 6:52 PM Author: outnumbered lilac depressive get out of jail free card? you really think if she cheated, she will let him cheat, and then everything will be a ok? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173744) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:01 PM Author: heady location headpube She doesn't have to know; she has zero rights to do so. OP should do the same except get home at 5 and see what she says. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173785) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 6:55 PM Author: racy effete institution "Third, if she cheated, that's a gift. It's a get out of jail free card. Many people with long-term GFs or wives would love that opportunity for a Mulligan."
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Date: May 11th, 2013 7:24 AM Author: White Factory Reset Button Quadroon Never thought of it this way but it makes sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23176299) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 10:12 AM Author: Umber rebellious school cafeteria (guy who doesn't "get" relationships) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23176510) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 3:30 PM Author: fragrant pungent business firm associate She lied about what she was up to last night. You don't need to aggravation of dealing with a woman who stays out until 4 a.m. alone anyway. Dump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23172494) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 6:52 PM Author: heady location headpube If I got mad every time my sister did this I wouldn't be getting along with her. I've gotten home at 4am too, it's usually because I go get some grub with a group of friends after hitting up a few clubs... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173736) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:24 PM Author: fragrant pungent business firm associate cool story bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173934) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:17 PM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke We just had a serious talk about this bullshit. She gave two explanations for the behavior:
1. She felt insecure because I said "I [liked] her big ass." She admitted that dressing up to hit up the bar (after no dressing up for me any time recently) was an attempt to validate her attractiveness and boost her appearance. Ie, it was done to impress her male audience.
2. The reason she tried to keep everything so hush hush and said I wasn't invited was because of a failed relationship that people are trying to keep quite for the time-being. The couple wanted to privately announce the issue before it went viral.
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:20 PM Author: racy effete institution lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173902) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:22 PM Author: heady location headpube Good explanations. Overall would you say you openly accused her or you acted Kosh and nonchalant? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173917) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:23 PM Author: Odious chapel yarmulke Somewhere in the middle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173924) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:24 PM Author: heady location headpube nice, I'm finding the mean is where reality converges man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23173930) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 8:43 PM Author: Tripping ruddy travel guidebook whorehouse you still dumped her right? This shit is unacceptable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23174271) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 7:39 AM Author: aquamarine marvelous milk Ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23176314) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 10:26 AM Author: Dull box office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23176538) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:43 PM Author: racy effete institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23174030) |
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Date: May 10th, 2013 7:45 PM Author: shimmering zippy idiot u forgot to say "not flame" therefore your anecdote is flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2252452&forum_id=2#23174040) |