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Hypo: Kick five U.S. states out of the Union BUT give them nukes
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Date: May 25th, 2013 8:46 PM Author: aromatic liquid oxygen You can expel five American states from the Union. The U.S. will no longer collect taxes from them, nor will it send welfare payments. The newly independent states will also be guaranteed membership in the U.N., if desired, or the option to join another country.
In exchange, the U.S. will leave 100 nuclear missiles, 50 nuclear-armed aircraft, and 5 nuclear submarines.
Pick five. |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: Spectacular legend brunch Do we even have 25 nuclear subs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270395) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:57 PM Author: aromatic liquid oxygen We have 42 Los Angeles class active subs alone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270534) |
Date: May 25th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: aromatic liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270388) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: pale skinny woman California, OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270397) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:40 PM Author: aquamarine house-broken old irish cottage what's the point of giving them nukes? to defend from foreign invaders? to give them some sort of status in the world as a powerful country? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270407) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:01 PM Author: aromatic liquid oxygen Defend them from foreigners, sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270581) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: Startling Gold Nursing Home lol we would nuke you blue state fucks so fast you wouldnt know what hit you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270412) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: Spectacular legend brunch Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270417) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: aquamarine house-broken old irish cottage brb mexico just became a superpower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270427) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Startling Gold Nursing Home rationale?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270447) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:48 PM Author: Spectacular legend brunch Controlling the Pacific, technology, and some mountains would be nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270467) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: turquoise galvanic senate fat ankles Congrats, the Rocky Mountains now becomes the newly established DMZ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270461) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:48 PM Author: crimson lascivious principal's office deer antler You'd give away the entire Pacific? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270468) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:49 PM Author: Spectacular legend brunch I would live in the new country.
More like I'd take away the Pacific. |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:04 PM Author: aromatic liquid oxygen LOL, good luck without a Navy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270603) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:53 PM Author: Spectacular legend brunch I'm not sure Nevada is worth it. It might be better to trade Nevada for Hawaii. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270510) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:04 PM Author: aromatic liquid oxygen Hawaii's deadweight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270609) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Purple stage mad cow disease the concession doesn't make sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270453) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:48 PM Author: turquoise galvanic senate fat ankles Not at all.
Why the fuck would we give MOAR nations Nukes.
Especially when they are IN THE SAME FUCKING CONTINENT! |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: aromatic liquid oxygen Yeah, no continent can survive with multiple nuclear-armed nations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270597) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:58 PM Author: Mind-boggling home gunner NY, CA, IL, PA, MA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270545) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:02 PM Author: mahogany mood public bath What are the 5 most worthless states in the Union? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270595) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:07 PM Author: Mind-boggling home gunner the states with the most shitlibs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270631) |
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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:12 AM Author: Startling Gold Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23271319) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:08 PM Author: aromatic liquid oxygen 1. Hawaii 2. Florida 3. Maine 4. Washington 5. Oregon |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:10 PM Author: mahogany mood public bath Hawaii is a good buffer, though, if we ever got into a military conflict with an Asian power, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270653) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:12 PM Author: aromatic liquid oxygen No, it isn't. A better buffer would be sending aid to the Filipinos or establishing a joint command at Guam. This isn't 1940. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270662) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: bateful yapping house candlestick maker all the blue states with 20+ electoral votes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270600) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:09 PM Author: aromatic liquid oxygen *expels states*
*gives them nukes*
*shitlibs refuse nukes*
*are invaded by russia, raped, killed*
*everybody wins* |
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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:13 AM Author: Startling Gold Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23271325) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Sinister black woman Well the concession makes this Hypo stupid, but I'd give away Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Minnesota and Wisconsin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270656) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:13 PM Author: aromatic liquid oxygen No, the concession makes this hypo a little more complex than NAME FIVE FAGGOT STATES, which even a mouthbreather like you could do (though not successfully). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270668) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:19 PM Author: Sinister black woman (MAF Reptile) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270701) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:25 PM Author: up-to-no-good slate library I would kick out Texas-Oklahoma-Louisiana-North Dakota-Alaska, then move to this glorious new reptile nuclear petro-nation.
You would have the lions share of US offshore O&G exploration, energy capital in Houston, tons of natural gas infrastructure in Oklahoma/Cushing, significant new developments in North Dakota, as well as the Alaskan oil and a location for a pacific military port to station nuclear weapons. North Dakota would be somewhat isolated, but with so many nuclear weapons and a new USA that's extremely blue Petromerica should be fine. Should be lots of oil related trade through Alaska-Canada-North Dakota. Petromerica could also threaten the new US with an oil embargo if they refuse to allow construction of a Keynstone pipeline from Canada to Houston.
part of me is sad that this won't happen, it'd be incredible |
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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:02 AM Author: snowy business firm purely for purposes of a strong america and weak other states that form this/these new country/countries
Hawaii Maine VT NH Wyoming
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