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Do you give secretary annual cash bonus?

I have been at my firm for 3 years, only given gift once ($1...
Lake Embarrassed To The Bone Cumskin
  06/09/13
Junior associates with your student loans shouldnt be giving...
Dead maize telephone set
  06/09/13
dream on, lfg.
Lake Embarrassed To The Bone Cumskin
  06/09/13
you dont employ your secretary. the firm does. therefore, y...
Coral frisky lodge ceo
  06/09/13
i believe the board consensus, to the extent one was reached...
Overrated Piazza
  06/09/13
lol my secretary is getting a $50 giftcard to applebee's thi...
Khaki theatre
  06/09/13
honestly i don't think they have a reason to bitch if they g...
Overrated Piazza
  06/09/13
Yeah she sucks and I literally don't talk to her for weeks a...
Khaki theatre
  06/09/13
carry on then bro. no judgment here. so many secretaries a...
Overrated Piazza
  06/09/13
yeah i had one too. she was cute also. now i got an obese ...
Khaki theatre
  06/09/13
the one i had that was really good was black. she was on to...
Overrated Piazza
  06/09/13
I'm not my secretary's employer. Why would I give her money....
rough-skinned shrine
  06/09/13
i dont know
wonderful opaque associate
  06/09/13
I have no good answer to that, but this seems to be the cult...
Lake Embarrassed To The Bone Cumskin
  06/09/13
You could apply this same reasoning to tipping in restaurant...
Impressive dilemma therapy
  06/09/13
You can't see the difference between giving money to another...
rough-skinned shrine
  06/11/13
It really should depend on your level of seniority and how o...
navy hairraiser den
  06/11/13
yes i gave her $200 last xmas
Wild marvelous theater stage
  06/11/13


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Date: June 9th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Lake Embarrassed To The Bone Cumskin

I have been at my firm for 3 years, only given gift once ($100). Is this wrong? Should I have given a bigger cash bonus and done it more often? What's the norm at your firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23358093)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Dead maize telephone set

Junior associates with your student loans shouldnt be giving out gifts to secretaries at all. I mail out gifts to clients come X-mas time and my secretary gets the same gift as the clients get that year (Kindles one year, Touchpads another, iPods a third).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23358103)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Lake Embarrassed To The Bone Cumskin

dream on, lfg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23358109)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: Coral frisky lodge ceo

you dont employ your secretary. the firm does.

therefore, you shouldnt be giving any cash gifts to any coworkers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23358625)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Overrated Piazza

i believe the board consensus, to the extent one was reached following many MANY discussions on this topic, was a hondo per year you've been at the firm. first year = 100, 2nd year = 200, etc.

tbf, a secretary would have to be pretty fucking good to get more than 300 from me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23358323)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 11:49 AM
Author: Khaki theatre

lol my secretary is getting a $50 giftcard to applebee's this year. she's useless. $400 jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23358344)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: Overrated Piazza

honestly i don't think they have a reason to bitch if they get anything over 50 bucks... but if you're a 4th year that's cheap as shit bro. does your secretary suck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23358389)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 12:00 PM
Author: Khaki theatre

Yeah she sucks and I literally don't talk to her for weeks at a time. AA-hire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23358394)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 12:04 PM
Author: Overrated Piazza

carry on then bro. no judgment here. so many secretaries are fucking useless. i used to have a really good one, not anymore. kind of sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23358416)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Khaki theatre

yeah i had one too. she was cute also. now i got an obese black lady that doesn't give a shit because she knows she is AA-secure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23358421)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Overrated Piazza

the one i had that was really good was black. she was on top of shit. i would pay money to have her back but i'm at a different place now. never had anything approaching a cute one, which is a major disappointment in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23358430)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: rough-skinned shrine

I'm not my secretary's employer. Why would I give her money. The firm should give the bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23358509)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: wonderful opaque associate

i dont know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23358721)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 2:29 PM
Author: Lake Embarrassed To The Bone Cumskin

I have no good answer to that, but this seems to be the cultural norm at big firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23359182)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Impressive dilemma therapy

You could apply this same reasoning to tipping in restaurants... but it'd make you a dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23361012)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned shrine

You can't see the difference between giving money to another employee who works for the same firm that you do and a client of a restaurant giving side $$ to a waitress?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23372718)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: navy hairraiser den

It really should depend on your level of seniority and how often you use the secretary/her performance. But whoever is saying $100 per class year is full of shit - you won't find any associate giving their secretary $500+ bonuses.

I've also given individual gifts to paralegals, and our firm also organizes bonuses for support staff and all the associates are supposed to contribute something like $20-$50 to that pot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23372699)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Wild marvelous theater stage

yes i gave her $200 last xmas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2277090&forum_id=2#23372720)