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how will the real millenials do in biglaw?
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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Citrine site I know it's not a technical definition, but I would consider 1988 onwards to be "real" millennials. they should be hitting the cubes right about now. How will this play out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376276) |
Date: June 11th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Histrionic Cobalt University I'm 1986, but if you're counting only 1988- as true Millennials, then I'm not much help. Admittedly, I agree that people born in my year (plus or minus a year) are pretty unique. I think a 1988 bro's memories of pre-internet are going to be very scant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376285) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: Citrine site lots of 86ers are still functioning people. I can even go as far as 88, based on my experiences. after that I think there will be several years of awe-inspiring worthlessness until people start to jerk back against it and parents start raising their kids accordingly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376300) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:56 PM Author: Histrionic Cobalt University What makes them so ineffectual, pumo brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376309) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:02 PM Author: Citrine site learned everything they know from the internet. spent their most formative years aimlessly surfing the internet. spend truly obscene amounts of time on the internet. don't talk to each other. don't even call, only text, don't make friends, don't date. don't eat real food. Overly academic/think school/grades are everything. laugh at the idea of someone working a "sales" job. waste the entire day then only start "working" at 1am when their brains click on then sleep until noon. Seem really spacey/detached. brother, the list goes on and on. Biglaw is old-fashioned/super conservative etc. how are they gonna hang?
edit: on second thought maybe they'll be the greatest generation of biglawyers ever |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: Histrionic Cobalt University Yeah, you've got a good point. There's so much Type A shit going on, even on teams where the people get along well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376395) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: gold state Holy shit, GTFO of my head, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376440) |
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Date: June 12th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: Razzmatazz Low-t Sanctuary Newt "waste the entire day then only start "working" at 1am when their brains click on then sleep until noon. Seem really spacey/detached. brother, the list goes on and on."
i don't think this is a millennial thing brother. |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 1:25 PM Author: alcoholic curious affirmative action gas station holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27005254) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 1:26 PM Author: laughsome mustard depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27005260) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: impertinent piazza people who end up in biglaw are never representative of their "generation." there's a striver subclass in every generation and these are the shitheads who end up in biglaw. we're the same across every age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376295) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:56 PM Author: Histrionic Cobalt University Probably some real truth to this. Still, it has to affect peripheral social things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376303) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:01 PM Author: impertinent piazza millennial biglawyer: go home at 1 am and jack it to faye regan on tube site.
gen x biglawyer: go home at 1 am and jack it to chasey lain mpeg.
boomer biglawyer: go home at 9 pm and jack it to Farrah Fawcett poster on bathroom wall. |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: Histrionic Cobalt University 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376402) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: Alcoholic resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376405) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: nubile plum regret doctorate For gen x, it's Tera Patrick and don't let anyone tell you different (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376441) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:09 PM Author: Histrionic Cobalt University Chasey Lain is great, breh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376447) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:11 PM Author: Citrine site bro 90's early 2000's pornstars pwn the current generation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376455) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: laughsome mustard depressive god damn you olds are stupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27005273) |
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Date: June 12th, 2013 11:04 PM Author: Razzmatazz Low-t Sanctuary Newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23384428) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 9:45 AM Author: iridescent halford point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27004557) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:56 PM Author: Citrine site I think the first sentence is correct, but I have to disagree with the last one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376306) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:57 PM Author: thriller duck-like chad parlour Yeah, how did we get here, bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376311) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:04 PM Author: Snowy cracking chapel ratface 10% will be good house millennials and do what they're told
The other 90% will be in tears until they quit |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: white circlehead real millennial here. how screwed am i? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376413) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: Citrine site brother there's hope. if you are self-aware you will be able to pwn/stand out from the crowd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376437) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal really tough guy yes there is "hope" that you will be one of the cretins who lasts in biglaw. just lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376533) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:10 PM Author: hairless dilemma roommate They'll probably he better than past classes since they will have never known a time of plenty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376453) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 10:11 PM Author: Razzle Zippy Stage Son Of Senegal Saw a 1990 chick with a v25 SA on Facebook the other day. Made me pause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23376454) |
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Date: June 12th, 2013 12:30 AM Author: Exciting henna dopamine NOBODY CARES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23378082) |
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Date: June 12th, 2013 12:23 AM Author: Aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone private investor striped hyena You all sound like boomers with your "kids these days!!1" bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23378002) |
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Date: June 12th, 2013 3:17 AM Author: Electric confused cuckoldry this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23379198) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 8:51 AM Author: dull slap-happy temple Cr. I'm fucking embarrassed to have this shit on the board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27004493) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 9:46 AM Author: iridescent halford point Stfu
Millenials are a cancer |
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Date: June 12th, 2013 12:29 AM Author: Bright dingle berry Half of those things that you bitch about aren't even because of millennials. People are only hyper obsessed with grades now because boomers and gen-xers decided to end the gravy train they were on and become robots picking people solely based on GPA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23378070) |
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Date: June 12th, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Cheese-eating New Version titcanalysis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23384378) |
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Date: June 12th, 2013 11:14 PM Author: stimulating jade black woman hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23384557) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: laughsome mustard depressive In reality top universities are actually becoming cram schools for the children of Chinese diplomats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27005271) |
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Date: December 29th, 2014 11:26 PM Author: Bright dingle berry wtf is this, opposite day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27021496) |
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Date: June 12th, 2013 11:00 PM Author: doobsian toaster jewess theyll probably go gay and do an AMA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#23384382) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 8:47 AM Author: swashbuckling sexy milk pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27004489) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 9:47 AM Author: Big-titted chartreuse indian lodge international law enforcement agency clients are gonna start insisting on millennial attorneys. boomers ARE DONE HERE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27004559) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 9:51 AM Author: Obsidian principal's office keepsake machete TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27004564) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 9:52 AM Author: Big-titted chartreuse indian lodge international law enforcement agency ljl at boomers with their TTT degrees (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27004567) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: Sickened center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27005243) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 9:55 AM Author: glittery cream property Millennial: realizes biglaw is depressing bullshit waste of life, creates startup, makes millions.
You: toiling in biglaw, sending "thank" emails, stressed all the time but smugly satisfied that you can "hack it in biglaw." |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 1:12 PM Author: Demanding market cr. '80-88 has to be the most passive, complacent generation in history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27005157) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: thriller duck-like chad parlour hits pretty close, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27005163) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 1:25 PM Author: dull slap-happy temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27005248) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: dull slap-happy temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27005264) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 3:19 PM Author: glittery cream property Me and J Shad, selling artisan popcorn online, making millions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27005854) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: laughsome mustard depressive fact. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27005279) |
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Date: December 29th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: swashbuckling sexy milk pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27019280) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 3:22 PM Author: Soul-stirring primrose lodge All I know is if gaming is any indication they're doomed. So sensitive. Back in my day we called each other names and talked shit and it was all in good fun. Now they'll report you for foul language and get all offended if you point out a mistake they made,even in a nice way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27005867) |
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Date: December 27th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: Soul-stirring primrose lodge Millennial telling biglaw partner he is being "toxic", reporting him to HR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27005877) |
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Date: December 29th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: Passionate Chrome Mother 14-22 year counsel / service partner types cut through ineffectual wet noodle millennials like a chainsaw. authority-figure-who-does-not-have-your-interests-in-mind is a wholly foreign concept that they do not know to handle.
I will say this - some of them can work really fucking hard. |
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Date: December 29th, 2014 11:26 PM Author: swollen exhilarant heaven (guy who only yells "FAGGOT FAGGOT" getting banned from quake3 server) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27021497) |
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Date: December 29th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: swashbuckling sexy milk pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27019275) |
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Date: December 29th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: swollen exhilarant heaven lol@xo. the definition of "millenial" gets moved back a year every year because you faggots are so obsessed with being edgy and cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27021461) |
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Date: December 29th, 2014 11:24 PM Author: Tripping Ocher Theater Stage Elastic Band LOL at this false dichotomy. anyone under 28 is SPS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27021474) |
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Date: December 29th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: swollen exhilarant heaven (29 year old, who still fits the accepted definition of millenial) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2279327&forum_id=2#27021504) |
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Date: December 29th, 2014 11:31 PM Author: gold state I don't think peeps who spent their ages of innocence without the internet can be properly called millenials.
eg, I was born in the late 80s, and I still can't believe actual millenials communicate in 140 characters or less. |
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Date: December 29th, 2014 11:32 PM Author: Vibrant Cruel-hearted Lay Same as everyone else: Hate it, want out, feel trapped, eventually turn to alcoholism, cocaine addiction, suicide thoughts.
Finally purchase a cat and a JEEP, and become FREE. |