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Date: June 14th, 2013 7:13 PM Author: turquoise sanctuary coffee pot this page https://www.facebook.com/PoliticallyIncorrectHydeParkConfessions
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Date: June 14th, 2013 7:16 PM Author: splenetic cerebral set Chicago ug is a hellhole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282059&forum_id=2#23397054) |
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Date: June 14th, 2013 9:31 PM Author: At-the-ready angry locus azn some comendable posting going on there.
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Date: June 14th, 2013 9:31 PM Author: wonderful cruise ship background story how do we even know it's uchicago people making those anonymous posts? you don't have to prove yourself to make a submission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282059&forum_id=2#23397868) |
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Date: June 14th, 2013 9:33 PM Author: Trip Partner http://www.facebook.com/PoliticallyIncorrectHydeParkConfessions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282059&forum_id=2#23397874) |
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Date: June 14th, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Olive house dog poop this one was good #688 Let me tell you a true story:
A white heteronormative cisgendered Economics professor and high priest of the BBC was teaching a class on Milton Friedman, known capitalist.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the market and accept that you too can become pro-market through mathematical logic, love of freedom, and watching Free to Choose every day!”
At this moment, a brave, trans-Asian, self-diagnosed pansexual demiromantic vegan multisouled sociologist who had been free of all animal products and only bought products at the local transgender co-op boldly stood up, holding a government issue ID card.
“Hey, Professor, what is this?”
The arrogant professor smirked like a exploitative neoliberal and smugly replied “It’s clearly a license, you crazy statist. What the f**k does your license have to do with economics?”
“Wrong. It's an Obama issue ID. It allows me to cover any and all life contingencies, no matter how small, under the new federal insurance exchange program. It does not identify a binary gender. No animals or transpeople were harmed or raped in the making of this product.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Wall Street Journal. He stormed out of the room, clearly planning to overthrow some Latin American government and install an authoritarian pro-market dictator. The professor realized that he had been playing into the hands of the oligarchy of HRMs, Fenance bros, and the Chicago school. He then killed himself. The proper term for this is “trans-finite horizon.”
The students checked their privilege, all diagnosed themselves with autism and gender identity disorder and joined the Democratic Party. An obese trans-eagle furry Acemoglukin waddled into the room and tried to perch upon the American Flag, bending the flagpole in the process as it shrieked about institutions and poverty. All parties involved gave up market exchange, individual liberty, and opposition to the income tax.
The students all obtained Obama insurance and enjoyed a celebratory reading of The Shock Doctrine. |
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Date: June 14th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: splenetic cerebral set no it fucking sucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282059&forum_id=2#23398278) |