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More like an 1/8th.
Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake
  06/15/13
well what is it 1/2 or 1/8?
provocative infuriating jap
  06/15/13
1/8.
Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake
  06/15/13
I wish people like you would stop calling themselves jewish....
Purple Heady Personal Credit Line Casino
  06/15/13
Matrilinealpwned, breh.
Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake
  06/15/13
"matrilineal" doesn't cover people who stopped car...
Purple Heady Personal Credit Line Casino
  06/15/13
Oh thanks, rebbe. How pissed did you get at Christopher Hit...
Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake
  06/15/13
the only reasons it's matrilineal is because it was a Roman ...
provocative infuriating jap
  06/15/13
What? That was never a Roman law.
Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake
  06/15/13
"According to historian Shaye J. D. Cohen, in the Bible...
provocative infuriating jap
  06/15/13
Huh, OK, that makes more sense. Where did Wikipedia plagiar...
Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake
  06/15/13
"Shaye J.D. Cohen (1999). The Beginnings of Jewishness....
provocative infuriating jap
  06/15/13
bullshit. this is established egytpian custom from long befo...
dull contagious clown
  06/29/13
"Speculation about Chaplin's racial origin existed from...
provocative infuriating jap
  06/15/13
u mad about the near-50% intermarriage rates of jews? yeah u...
low-t passionate theater persian
  06/15/13
I'm going to be one of those jews who marries a shiksa, prob...
Purple Heady Personal Credit Line Casino
  06/15/13
>I'm going to be one of those jews, probably. which do...
low-t passionate theater persian
  06/15/13
it's gonna turn strange... the only ones reproducing in numb...
provocative infuriating jap
  06/15/13
North American aliyah, bro.
Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake
  06/30/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QoJGvEVogI discuss.
bright tanning salon roommate
  06/15/13
Reminds me of my shitlib South African relatives in the '80s...
Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake
  06/15/13
i don't understand them. do they not see that they are racis...
bright tanning salon roommate
  06/15/13
Don't understand who? The Swedes or that Paideia lady?
Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake
  06/15/13
do you eat pork and ham? do you observe seder? have yo...
Blathering concupiscible native cumskin
  06/15/13
Yeah, I've eaten pork. I've gone to a few Seders. Don't ...
Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake
  06/15/13
then you, my friend, are 100% a chosen people
Blathering concupiscible native cumskin
  06/15/13
Do you play golf? I've noticed that Jews don't really play g...
Cerebral bat-shit-crazy keepsake machete
  06/15/13
Mini golf.
Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake
  06/15/13
since when are jews averse to tennis? sounds like you don't ...
low-t passionate theater persian
  06/15/13
I have less of an issue with tennis but I'd rather not do th...
Cerebral bat-shit-crazy keepsake machete
  06/15/13
...
Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake
  06/29/13
1/8th bro? That seems like a bit of a stretch. People ...
vigorous resort dysfunction
  06/29/13
I don't look Jewish at all (except for slightly frizzy hair)...
Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake
  06/29/13


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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:13 PM
Author: Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake

More like an 1/8th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403526)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: provocative infuriating jap

well what is it 1/2 or 1/8?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403532)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake

1/8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403536)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: Purple Heady Personal Credit Line Casino

I wish people like you would stop calling themselves jewish. it waters down the kike brand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403537)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake

Matrilinealpwned, breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403542)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Purple Heady Personal Credit Line Casino

"matrilineal" doesn't cover people who stopped caring about judaism 2 generations ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403549)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:22 PM
Author: Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake

Oh thanks, rebbe. How pissed did you get at Christopher Hitchens's Jewish shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403593)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: provocative infuriating jap

the only reasons it's matrilineal is because it was a Roman law (mommy's baby, daddy's maybe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403575)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:25 PM
Author: Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake

What? That was never a Roman law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403617)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:48 PM
Author: provocative infuriating jap

"According to historian Shaye J. D. Cohen, in the Bible, the status of the offspring of mixed marriages was determined patrilineally. He brings two likely explanations for the change in Mishnaic times: first, the Mishnah may have been applying the same logic to mixed marriages as it had applied to other mixtures (kilayim). Thus, a mixed marriage is forbidden as is the union of a horse and a donkey, and in both unions the offspring are judged matrilineally. Second, the Tannaim may have been influenced by Roman law, which dictated that when a parent could not contract a legal marriage, offspring would follow the mother.[12]"

Also see: mater semper certa est, pater semper incertus est

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403809)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:50 PM
Author: Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake

Huh, OK, that makes more sense. Where did Wikipedia plagiarize this from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403823)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: provocative infuriating jap

"Shaye J.D. Cohen (1999). The Beginnings of Jewishness. U. California Press. pp. 305–306. ISBN 0-585-24643-2."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaye_Cohen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403840)



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Date: June 29th, 2013 11:24 PM
Author: dull contagious clown

bullshit. this is established egytpian custom from long before roman domination, and there's no reason to suspect it doesn't share a common source with jewish matrilineal custom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23505596)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:18 PM
Author: provocative infuriating jap

"Speculation about Chaplin's racial origin existed from the earliest days of his fame, and it was often reported that he was a Jew. Research has uncovered no evidence of this, however, and when a reporter asked in 1915 if it was true, Chaplin responded, "I have not that good fortune." The Nazi Party believed that he was Jewish, and banned The Gold Rush on this basis. Chaplin responded by playing a Jew in The Great Dictator and announced, "I did this film for the Jews of the world." He thereafter refused to deny claims that he was Jewish, saying, "Anyone who denies this aspect of himself plays into the hands of the anti-Semites."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403564)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: low-t passionate theater persian

u mad about the near-50% intermarriage rates of jews? yeah u mad breh

the future of american jewry belongs to us; give it a few generations and there won't be any of you guys left aside from black hats and other weirdos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403723)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: Purple Heady Personal Credit Line Casino

I'm going to be one of those jews who marries a shiksa, probably. that's why we need to protect israel from getting arabpwned

Also, I'm sure all those ultra-orthos having 12 kids will preserve the jewish race for a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403851)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: low-t passionate theater persian

>I'm going to be one of those jews, probably.

which do you mean, the intermarrying ones or the endogamous ones?

edit: nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403866)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: provocative infuriating jap

it's gonna turn strange... the only ones reproducing in numbers are the Arabs and the Chareidi, who don't serve in the army (not much at least), are mostly uneducated and many many are on public assistance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403896)



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Date: June 30th, 2013 12:47 AM
Author: Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake

North American aliyah, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23506307)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:27 PM
Author: bright tanning salon roommate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QoJGvEVogI

discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403634)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:29 PM
Author: Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake

Reminds me of my shitlib South African relatives in the '80s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403660)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:33 PM
Author: bright tanning salon roommate

i don't understand them. do they not see that they are racists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403690)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake

Don't understand who? The Swedes or that Paideia lady?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403694)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:30 PM
Author: Blathering concupiscible native cumskin

do you eat pork and ham?

do you observe seder?

have you ever worn a jew hat to a place of worship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403665)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:31 PM
Author: Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake

Yeah, I've eaten pork.

I've gone to a few Seders. Don't scour the house for chametz or anything like that.

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403673)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:33 PM
Author: Blathering concupiscible native cumskin

then you, my friend, are 100% a chosen people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403692)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: Cerebral bat-shit-crazy keepsake machete

Do you play golf? I've noticed that Jews don't really play golf. I'm going to ask my rabbi if its a sin or something. Eve wants us taking up either golf or tennis, and I'm all like "we're Jews, we don't do sports."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403699)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake

Mini golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403709)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: low-t passionate theater persian

since when are jews averse to tennis? sounds like you don't know many jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403717)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Cerebral bat-shit-crazy keepsake machete

I have less of an issue with tennis but I'd rather not do that too. Dressing up like WASPS and playing golf I definitely have a problem with. I want to punch dudes in golf shirts in the fucking mouth. I don't want to be them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403727)



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Date: June 29th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23505508)



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Date: June 29th, 2013 11:22 PM
Author: vigorous resort dysfunction

1/8th bro?

That seems like a bit of a stretch.

People who are 1/8th black don't look black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23505578)



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Date: June 29th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: Rusted Police Squad Corn Cake

I don't look Jewish at all (except for slightly frizzy hair), but I'm more Jewish than Christopher Hitchens and he never shut up about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23505618)