One day I met with the management of a company that a lot of my coworkers thought was reputable and had good prospects, yet I was somewhat doubtful due to their lack of competitive advantages, high premium to assets and lack of meaningful growth. I still wanted to give them a chance however.

At the appinted hour when we were scheduled to meet, I saw a fellow (who I would later find out was the C-level executive) at the entrance to our office in a state of distress - he asked me for the restroom code and I could tell he was in a hurry to EXPELL a large QUANTITY.

I entered the code and proceeded to the urinal myself to UNLEASH A MIGHTY STREAM OF PISS - to SHOW WHAT I AM MADE OF - yet to my SHOCK this fellow struggled to locate his WYRM and the pathetic dribbling noise he made for such a short duration DISGUSTED ME as I continued to blast a huge amount of FLUID from my PISS HOSE while he washed his pathetic hands and went away.

To my suprise, we both entered the same conference room. I immediately knew that the company was in the wrong hands and their stock is down over 35% since that meeting.

Just from the piss brothers, just from the piss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129658)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129680)

What I think is just as important as GIRTHY BLASTS is the ANGLE of stream. Too often does some mealy-mouthed milk drinker shuffle his pigeon-toed feet next to my urinal, fish out his feathery PISSCLIT, and proceed to spew a SILENT stream into the pisser. He may even clear his throat too cover up the sound (and of course, it's ALWAYS a SOPRANO). So frightened is he of his own HOSEPRODUCT that he may even shift his TWINK frame in order to meld the stream into the contours of the porcelain mouth. He may even be pointing his tiny member up! I KNOW this "man" is one in name only.

But lo! When I enter the washroom and hear the DEEP, ROLLING drum of a POWERFUL, DOWNANGLED piss stream, I know I have found my brother. Nothing is more pleasing than a river of HOT PISS flowing STRAIGHT DOWN into the bowl. I hear the stream; I see the perpendicularity; I know I relieve myself aside a renal STUD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#35297558)