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the importance of having a STRONG PISS STREAM IN BUSINESS: A STORY
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:11 AM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza In my job I often meet with management of companies in order to discern their capabilities.
One day I met with the management of a company that a lot of my coworkers thought was reputable and had good prospects, yet I was somewhat doubtful due to their lack of competitive advantages, high premium to assets and lack of meaningful growth. I still wanted to give them a chance however.
At the appinted hour when we were scheduled to meet, I saw a fellow (who I would later find out was the C-level executive) at the entrance to our office in a state of distress - he asked me for the restroom code and I could tell he was in a hurry to EXPELL a large QUANTITY.
I entered the code and proceeded to the urinal myself to UNLEASH A MIGHTY STREAM OF PISS - to SHOW WHAT I AM MADE OF - yet to my SHOCK this fellow struggled to locate his WYRM and the pathetic dribbling noise he made for such a short duration DISGUSTED ME as I continued to blast a huge amount of FLUID from my PISS HOSE while he washed his pathetic hands and went away.
To my suprise, we both entered the same conference room. I immediately knew that the company was in the wrong hands and their stock is down over 35% since that meeting.
Just from the piss brothers, just from the piss. |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:14 AM Author: racy sapphire forum the TALE of TWO PISSES, I loved it. You should have asked him to wipe up his putrid little dribble.
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:15 AM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza brother i am begining to think that most of the "analysts" in the finance communtiy are wasting their time if they are not PISSING HEAD TO HEAD with the management of companies in order to JUDGE their quality and character. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129694) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:16 AM Author: racy sapphire forum You should be teaching at Penn State's Wharton (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129699) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:21 AM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza Thank you for the ACCOLADES brother. It seems that the new business executive generation is without a URINATION ROLE MODEL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129754) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: racy sapphire forum 9238747239723947234 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129902) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: Supple Know-it-all Kitchen Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130090) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:29 AM Author: vengeful turquoise turdskin national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28938708) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:16 AM Author: Slate glittery resort Have to make sure to do it in public bathrooms only or it's inside info. That's why C-level execs hardly ever use them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129701) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:20 AM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza agreed - Even though I knew this company was a PATHETIC FLOUNDERING FLACID WYRM and their success was basically MISSION IMPISSIBLE, I maintained my GOLDEN HONOR and did not short sell. However, I did not buy a single share. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129744) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:39 AM Author: racy sapphire forum KILLING IT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129903) |
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Date: March 29th, 2016 7:09 PM Author: Talking Stimulating Church you had me at MISSION IMPISSIBLE 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#30162455) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:21 AM Author: Razzmatazz Jewess SEC should require PISSDISCLOSURE by filing 10PISS statements (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129752) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: Slate glittery resort Non-farm PISSROLLS were down this month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129760) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza same with the most recent Chicago STEAMWORKS PMI (PISS MASTER INDEX) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129767) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 4:51 PM Author: Razzmatazz Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28134499) |
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Date: January 12th, 2024 12:06 PM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#47279624) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: Supple Know-it-all Kitchen Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130094) |
Date: June 16th, 2015 12:13 AM Author: dashing becky locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129675) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:15 AM Author: Slate glittery resort It's becoming more and more known. I led a 5-day workshop at HBS on this topic last year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129686) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:18 AM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza Is this the elite cadre of HBS students that JJC talks about - Section X? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129722) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:24 AM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza Now imagine this entire story set to the SHAFT theme (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129776) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:39 AM Author: racy sapphire forum BUCK AND FUNK, 98423749278932472347923 thread brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129906) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza 9925293406132591467 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130065) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza Also if you guys need to study this in more DEPTH, I'll be writing a book called "WHO MOVED MY PISS??" which is about staying competitive in the KNOWLEDGE ECONOMY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130064) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: Supple Know-it-all Kitchen Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130096) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:06 AM Author: Supple Know-it-all Kitchen Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130089) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 9:19 AM Author: Slate glittery resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28131130) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 10:51 AM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28131606) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza Wow I just took such a putrid shit in the office bathroom that it raised the humidity I am sure - definately going to improve office work and morale... Somehow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28133896) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:01 PM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza Just brought a HUGE PISS JUG into the office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28176754) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:14 PM Author: Fighting Stage Anyone else drop a tiny bit of liquid soap in the toilet to produce more piss power bubbles? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28176824) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 8:03 PM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza PISS ADULTERATION for the sake of commercial misrepresentation is a SERIOUS OFFENSE brother and is not taken likely by the PISS EXCHANGE COMISSION (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28258527) |
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Date: March 29th, 2016 6:53 PM Author: vivacious center gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#30162360) |
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Date: March 29th, 2016 7:14 PM Author: Very tactful home dingle berry I recall the seminal case of organizational brand misrepresentation involving a weak streamed businessman who was discovered utilizing that battery powered mic & amplifier in an attempt to deceive his would be judge in the adjacent stall. They caught him fumbling with his volume knob when he accidentally turned it all the way down, which the near total silence of his dribbling droplets, mostly mist to begin with, raised an eyebrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#30162483) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:17 AM Author: Fighting Stage I have no recollection of divulging this trick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28938673) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:14 AM Author: vivacious center gaping is a dual piss stream prestigious or unprestigious? feels unprestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34850937) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:17 AM Author: Fighting Stage Decidedly unprestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34850944) |
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Date: December 9th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza Totally forgot about this one - what a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34874769) |
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Date: December 9th, 2017 11:23 AM Author: internet-worthy shimmering lettuce There is an episode of Code Monkeys about this - the nebbish main character is used by Mr. Larrity as his PEE CHARMER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34874947) |
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Date: December 9th, 2017 11:27 AM Author: bonkers rebellious meetinghouse jap I like my piss stream how I like my revenue stream (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34874960) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 10:15 AM Author: Rambunctious Contagious Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#35286837) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:30 PM Author: Curious Personal Credit Line Stag Film Want to thank you for the scholarship in this thread brother. Too few realize what a weak, SUBMISSIVE stream really sounds like. Too many high-pitched, sporadic, stop-start DRIBBLEPISSERS in the bathrooms I frequent - and believe me, I am ALWAYS listening.
What I think is just as important as GIRTHY BLASTS is the ANGLE of stream. Too often does some mealy-mouthed milk drinker shuffle his pigeon-toed feet next to my urinal, fish out his feathery PISSCLIT, and proceed to spew a SILENT stream into the pisser. He may even clear his throat too cover up the sound (and of course, it's ALWAYS a SOPRANO). So frightened is he of his own HOSEPRODUCT that he may even shift his TWINK frame in order to meld the stream into the contours of the porcelain mouth. He may even be pointing his tiny member up! I KNOW this "man" is one in name only.
But lo! When I enter the washroom and hear the DEEP, ROLLING drum of a POWERFUL, DOWNANGLED piss stream, I know I have found my brother. Nothing is more pleasing than a river of HOT PISS flowing STRAIGHT DOWN into the bowl. I hear the stream; I see the perpendicularity; I know I relieve myself aside a renal STUD. |
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