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NYPost: Jews flock to axe-throwing self defense class after Jersey City shooting

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Turquoise mind-boggling kitty windowlicker
  12/16/19
Omg, imagine throwing a tomahawk into some nig murderer, 180...
Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman
  12/16/19
I'm going to lol when not only does the weirdo get shot as h...
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yeah there's nothing you love more than dead jews.
Spectacular Elite Sandwich Pistol
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Look, if ever there is a people you would expect to DEMAND g...
Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs
  12/16/19
lol
tripping antidepressant drug boltzmann
  12/18/19
Yeah, they're much smarter than normal people. DBG, your re...
Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs
  12/16/19
*throws axe into your chest*
Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman
  12/16/19
*destroys you with my ballista*
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Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman
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Oh yeah? The spike from the ballista has a CROSS on it with...
Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs
  12/16/19
*fatality* *comes back at Jewish ghost to haunt your hous...
Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman
  12/16/19
*at first I'm like lol, am I supposed to be scared* *afte...
Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs
  12/16/19
lol 180 exchange
red school cafeteria
  12/16/19
“I’m teaching people to throw axes — it&rs...
Dashing Faggotry
  12/16/19
The hilarious thing is that he is a Jew obviously scamming o...
Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs
  12/16/19
yeah, this is all just so....jewish, lol
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Greedy area
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Yeah, axe throwing is something tourists do in Canada/Europe...
Beady-eyed Apoplectic Fanboi
  12/16/19
I mean, it is a fun activity but not really serious for self...
Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs
  12/18/19
In all seriousness, I do appreciate the Jews taking up self ...
Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman
  12/16/19
That's the flaw you see here?
Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs
  12/16/19
Mainly, yes. They will miss most of the time. But throwing a...
Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman
  12/16/19
I'm starting to think the real scam is claiming Jews are sma...
Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs
  12/16/19
Well you're not helping the cause, brother.
Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman
  12/16/19
No Russian would be this stupid.
Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs
  12/16/19
LMAO
Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman
  12/16/19
They can axe me whatever they want, I aint saying shit
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Does one carry an axe in ones backpack?
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So does this get around concealed carry and blade laws? If s...
gaped locale
  12/16/19
I seriously doubt it. NYC knife and weapon laws are insane ...
Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs
  12/16/19
An axe is not a weapon you dim kike
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  12/16/19
AND MY AXE
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Beady-eyed Apoplectic Fanboi
  12/16/19
Exactly. Throwing an axe at an attacker would be utterly st...
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Well what if u have a briefcase full of axes tho 💼 🪓
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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Turquoise mind-boggling kitty windowlicker

The photo is worth the click

https://nypost.com/2019/12/15/jews-flock-to-axe-throwing-self-defense-class-after-jersey-city-shooting

nypost.com

Jews flock to axe-throwing self defense class after Jersey City shooting

By Doree Lewak

3-4 minutes

These Jews have an axe to grind after the Jersey City shooting — and they’ll learn how to do it at a synagogue self-defense class.

“Rabbi sensei” Gary Moskowitz, a former NYPD officer and martial arts expert, is hosting an axe-throwing “counter-terrorism” class in Williamsburg Monday, and says Hasidic Jews have been clamoring to sign up in the wake of the kosher market massacre that left four people — including a cop — dead.

“The situation in Jersey City changed everything. In a few lessons and with practice, this is the quickest way for Jewish people to have a chance to mitigate terror and murder. At least they’ll have a fighting chance,” Moskowitz, also the president of American Jewish Security Council, told The Post.

“Civilians need training. No one can help you but yourself — you need zero response time.”

The seventh degree black belt says the Orthodox community feels under siege amid a spike in anti-Semitic hate crimes this year, and claims their best defense is to literally bury the hatchet.

In his two-hour class at Beth Jacob Ohev Sholom, the 62-year-old will also demo how to stop an attacker by hurling spears, mallets, bricks and weights — but not with a gun.

“I’m teaching people to throw axes — it’s a fatal strike with immediate stopping power. If you shoot someone, it could take a while. When you get struck with an axe, it’s game over,” he said, adding that it’s easier to train someone to throw a 2- to 5-pound axe than to use a gun. “No one’s going to get a gun permit in NYC, so why teach it to someone in NYC when they can’t carry it in NYC?”

“We’re not looking to kill people, we’re looking to stop them,” he added.

Elliott Gordon, an Orthodox talent agent from Flatbush, is one of at least 10 people who’ve signed up for counter-terrorism course.

“The idea is we really have to be prepared with weapons at hand that anyone can get. If we can grab an axe, a brick, anything we’re allowed to have and know how to use it, to hit the guy on the head with a brick, problem over. A pistol isn’t the only weapon,” Gordon said.

“We have to know how to fight back. The only self defense that I have ever used was my hands.”

But one Jewish security expert said the tactics didn’t cut it — arguing axes and spears are impractical and could potentially land you in legal trouble.

“Self defense training is critical in that it empowers individuals with skills necessary to react quickly to defend against dangerous situations. It’s important to train with what you will have on hand in the event of an attack, such as your arms, legs, hands, feet, elbows or even a fire extinguisher,” said Deena Seelenfreund, NJ Regional Manager of Community Security Service, a volunteer group that protects Jewish sites.

“If you are training with objects that can be considered illegal with the intent to harm and are not readily accessible, such as spears, axes, mallets etc., then you will be at a loss to defend …. The idea of someone carrying a mallet, spear or axe, is impractical.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272205)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman

Omg, imagine throwing a tomahawk into some nig murderer, 180 go Jews!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272208)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

I'm going to lol when not only does the weirdo get shot as he gets his axe out, but the assailant gets off on self defense ("I wasn't going to shoot him, but he was grabbing an axe!").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272228)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Razzle zombie-like degenerate property



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: Trip athletic conference church building



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: Spectacular Elite Sandwich Pistol

yeah there's nothing you love more than dead jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272446)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

Look, if ever there is a people you would expect to DEMAND gun rights, purchase guns, learn to use them, etc. it would be the Jews. To the extent they didn't, after an event like what happened in Jersey City you would expect them to "find Jesus" as it were. Instead, Jews are the top people to express disgust at the concept and instead push for gun control.

LOL @ the OP being what actually is going on instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272485)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: tripping antidepressant drug boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39284683)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

Yeah, they're much smarter than normal people. DBG, your response to this stupidity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272217)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman

*throws axe into your chest*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272223)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

*destroys you with my ballista*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272235)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman

*hides behind Jewish energy forcefield channeled via Saturnian wavelengths*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272242)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

Oh yeah? The spike from the ballista has a CROSS on it with HOLY WATER which NULLIFIES your forcefield, causing you to burst into flames!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272252)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman

*fatality*

*comes back at Jewish ghost to haunt your house for eternity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272274)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

*at first I'm like lol, am I supposed to be scared*

*after the 4th hour of him continuing to talk about bullshit in a whiny, nasal voice realizes that I may have to move*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272292)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: red school cafeteria

lol 180 exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272391)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: Dashing Faggotry

“I’m teaching people to throw axes — it’s a fatal strike with immediate stopping power. If you shoot someone, it could take a while. When you get struck with an axe, it’s game over,” he said, adding that it’s easier to train someone to throw a 2- to 5-pound axe than to use a gun."

uhhhh....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272222)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

The hilarious thing is that he is a Jew obviously scamming other Jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272240)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Dashing Faggotry

yeah, this is all just so....jewish, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272245)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Razzle zombie-like degenerate property



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Turquoise mind-boggling kitty windowlicker



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: Greedy area



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Date: December 16th, 2019 1:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Apoplectic Fanboi

Yeah, axe throwing is something tourists do in Canada/Europe. Ljl marketing it as "self defense".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39273035)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 6:05 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

I mean, it is a fun activity but not really serious for self defense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39286327)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman

In all seriousness, I do appreciate the Jews taking up self defense, but axe throwing? Spatially we were never all stars...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272229)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

That's the flaw you see here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272243)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman

Mainly, yes. They will miss most of the time. But throwing axes at nigs? I see no problem with this in spirit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272247)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

I'm starting to think the real scam is claiming Jews are smarter than other Euros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272270)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman

Well you're not helping the cause, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272279)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

No Russian would be this stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272296)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:57 AM
Author: Brindle Arrogant Library Black Woman

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272298)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: frisky theatre persian

They can axe me whatever they want, I aint saying shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272246)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Cordovan thriller pervert



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: maniacal slate milk therapy

Does one carry an axe in ones backpack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272290)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:57 AM
Author: gaped locale

So does this get around concealed carry and blade laws? If so, it is kind of cool. Like the good rabbi said, u ain't getting a gun permit in the NYC dindu thunderdome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272300)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

I seriously doubt it. NYC knife and weapon laws are insane and if a cop stops you with a fucking axe hidden in your backpack you are going to Riker's Island.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272305)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:11 PM
Author: frisky theatre persian

An axe is not a weapon you dim kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272381)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

Oh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272429)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: Curious masturbator ratface

Cohen the Barbarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272344)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:19 PM
Author: mauve comical karate



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: frisky theatre persian



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: Purple Cerebral Coldplay Fan Cruise Ship



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: Effete disrespectful juggernaut principal's office



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Author: cracking site voyeur



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: sepia volcanic crater circlehead



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:34 PM
Author: sapphire party of the first part



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Date: December 16th, 2019 1:37 PM
Author: Turquoise mind-boggling kitty windowlicker



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Date: December 16th, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Apoplectic Fanboi



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Date: December 16th, 2019 1:54 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2019 1:57 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2019 2:02 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2019 2:25 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2019 2:59 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2019 7:58 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2019 2:02 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2019 3:04 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:05 PM
Author: ocher soggy kitty cat

Imagine reading this title 5 years ago, laughing at it's absurdity.

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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:09 PM
Author: bateful orange liquid oxygen

How is this not a FLW blank thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272367)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: dark plaza

AND MY AXE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272435)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: Effete disrespectful juggernaut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272466)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: Turquoise mind-boggling kitty windowlicker

Jesus make one thread about Jews on a Monday and get 45 poasts in less than an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272468)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 1:43 PM
Author: Pontificating Gas Station Mediation

not a physics MFE myself, but do not believe the human brain (even instinctively like throwing a football) can calculate number of rotations across the length of space to be travelled, such that the axe blade hitting the target is better than random.

Beyond which, even a blade hit has to strike the chest or the head. A blade to the forearm isnt going to stop the dude, but it will release all his adrenaline to merk you.

High chance your throw results in smacking the perp with the wooden handle, which he now grabs to come swinging at your cranium with far superior upper body strenth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39272955)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 1:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Apoplectic Fanboi

Yeah. Axe throwing locations have a specific length so the instructors can tell the people how many revolutions to expect for each axe weight. Ljl at trying to calculate that for other distances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39273042)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 12:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac potus

Exactly. Throwing an axe at an attacker would be utterly stupid and it would just bounce off them 999/1000 times. Seriously stupid to think you could accurately stick an axe at an utterly random distance under frantic and stressful circumstances with any degree of precision.

Better to just USE the axe in your hand. How hard is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39276290)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: yellow heady set half-breed

Well what if u have a briefcase full of axes tho 💼 🪓

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39286803)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: Nighttime chad piazza

The pictures look like a scene from that Borat show where he travels the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39273047)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 12:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39276280)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Spectacular Elite Sandwich Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39285058)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 2:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle newt

Cannot believe, even in 2019, there’s a link.

LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39273081)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:56 PM
Author: provocative disturbing internal respiration theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39284669)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 12:00 AM
Author: sapphire party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39276211)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: Turquoise mind-boggling kitty windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39284635)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 6:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant ape international law enforcement agency

Every Russian male on this gay earth knows how to throw an axe. A Jew needs to be taught. Hehehe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39286364)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 6:19 PM
Author: transparent parlour

what about russian jews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39286421)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit hairy legs

Total nonsense. Most Russians didn't grow up with axes. The Russian weapon of choice is a knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39286888)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Stirring puce hospital

i thought i dreamed this article.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39286595)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Buff cocky public bath

Quentin Tarantino's final film.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39286722)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: Effete disrespectful juggernaut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4402137&forum_id=2#39345535)