but fucking trannies is not worth the risk of getting POZ'd or roofied and robbed

but i do want some hot brazillian cunnus if I go for new years --

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591599&forum_id=2#48068187)

- NYE is the worse time to visit as hotel and airbnb prices go thru the roof, I recall paying $50 for a hostel bed. Once arnd that time I got an inflated Airbnb price from a faggot Argentnian guy and i found a bunch of USED condoms in a drawer. It was 180 but still not worth the price

- I did the NYE beach thing once it was packed but pretty fun, I got mega wasted and shit and tried to pipe rape a Mexican girl but she said NO ME GUSTA CHOCOBAR DE INDIA or something i cant remember actually

- The beach usually gets crowded as furk and there are NIGGAS who come and rob shit. Ppl are so paranoid abt leaving anything on their beach chair it sorta ruins the vibe. Sometimes niggas come in packs and just rob everyone.

- U can use the bike share to bike all over Rio along the beach and thats 180 though last I was there they made it hard for foreigners to use that but I got it to work using a fake brazilian ID number. Btw, everything is retarded bureacracy there like getting a SIM was a pain in the ass cause the retards want a brazilian ID

- Niggas hvae robbed me many times: last time I got an Acai JUICE on Cocacabana beach at 2pm and some nigga robbed me of it. Actually the other times I got robbed in Salvador, three times there. In Rio just that time but my Gook friend got held at knife point with two birdshit some night when they went to park to piss

- Lapa was like Mission District SF back when i was there, not a bad place to stay as tons of bars but its semi ghetto and sketchy

- Food is good for a week, go to por quilo places and just get what u want but eventually ull realize they all serve the same shit and lace it with tons of birdshit salt. then ull desire subway as there is almost no other options other than sushi. like not even good mexican really and there's only one indian place in entire town is seems and its the most bizzare watered down indian food ive ever seen

- The juice scene is top notch worldclass but that gets to another big issue, the currency is insane and ive gone there when it was like 1.5 to a USD and other times its been like 4.5. Seems its 5.59 now so its all right but jfc when it was 1.5 brazil was pretty expensive. acai is prob $2 now which is 180, i wld have that everyday

- Girls are overrated as many have gotten fat and feminazi. The men though are delicious looking and wear speedos on beach and stuff. brazil doods are also good amigos like indos, they know how to socialize without being aholes or shit like argentinians. Some of them even took me to the whorehouse area it was lolzy as they will furk fat as shit ugly bitches, they furk anything that walks there

- Basically dont walk outside with more than u need maybe just 30 bucks and a CC u are okay replacing. And if u are really paranoid get a cheap cell to carry arnd. Security there does change though like once I went right after olympics or world cup and they had cops everywhere still but regular times its a mess and niggas are out of control there, avoid niggas at all costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591599&forum_id=2#48068896)

I really liked Rio fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591599&forum_id=2#48068908)

Also, what's the whore scene like? Looking to fuck some brazillian cunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591599&forum_id=2#48079867)

get cheap backup phone to take out esp at night

thre use to be a famous whore house right across from the beach in like cococabana, been ages since i went not sure its still there, was it called like las vegas or something? looks like maybe called Termas Centaurus

once these brazilian doods showed me the area locals go its in the north but not too far from lapa, but jfc its like a whole area of whore bars but 95% of the girls are busted, esp since brazilian doods like big ass. but there was one where u had to pay to get in and they actually had hawt girls but u had to pay extra for like doggystyle and shit

just remember there are TONS of gringo trash in rio so inflated prices in the tourist places, prob

actually when i was like 21 first time i went to rio some whores made out with me in one of those bars and then the bill came and it was like 100usd or something and i just had to pay, they scam ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591599&forum_id=2#48079993)

On a more serious note, watch out for assholes who covertly squirt shit on your shoe and try to strong arm you into an exorbitant cleaning fee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591599&forum_id=2#48079949)

it's going to be tough outside impanema and copacabana without speaking portuguese.

if you're in copa i love this place:

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g303506-d2307630-Reviews-Restaurante_O_Caranguejo-Rio_de_Janeiro_State_of_Rio_de_Janeiro.html

and this place in leblon:

https://www.yelp.com/biz/braseiro-da-g%C3%A1vea-rio-de-janeiro

there are tons of places where you buy by the kilo. also places where they have a plate of the day for like $2 with grilled chicken, rice, and beans. their hot sauce is amazing.

and there's juice everywhere. also caipirinhas everywhere. sugar loaf is cool, el christo is cool, going to a soccer game is cool. your hotel can arrange all of that so you don't have to interact with any locals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591599&forum_id=2#48080236)