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Matthew 26:25 (The Message) Then Judas, already turned trai...
Indecent native
  09/15/24
Two Can Play Dat Game, said Jesus
Green Slippery Skinny Woman
  09/15/24
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Indecent native
  10/05/24
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icanseemyneurons
  05/24/26
2 Kings 2:23-24 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and...
Indecent native
  09/15/24
entirety of Ezekiel 23
Godawful Preventive Strike
  09/15/24
feminists both outraged and turned on
Indecent native
  09/15/24
Mark 10:51 "What do you want me to do for you?” ...
Indecent native
  09/15/24
John 1:46 "Can anything good come out of a backwater s...
Indecent native
  09/15/24
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haunting cobalt regret cuck
  10/05/24
Judges 1:19 And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out...
Multi-colored stock car
  10/05/24
Anyways, gotta go!
Indecent native
  10/05/24
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Indecent native
  10/27/24
I loved Jacob, but I hated Esau lol.
Indecent native
  11/21/24
lawyer in Luke 10 should have pressed Jesus on the good Sama...
Indecent native
  12/07/24
Joshua 13:1 Now when Joshua was old and advanced in years; t...
Indecent native
  12/07/24
To Job: Where were you when I laid the foundations of the Ea...
Dunedain cowboy
  05/24/26


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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Indecent native

Matthew 26:25 (The Message)

Then Judas, already turned traitor, said, "it isn't me, is it, Rabbi?" Jesus said, "don't play games with me, Judas."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48090867)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: Green Slippery Skinny Woman

Two Can Play Dat Game, said Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48090935)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: Indecent native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48166421)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: icanseemyneurons



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#49898788)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Indecent native

2 Kings 2:23-24

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48090876)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Godawful Preventive Strike

entirety of Ezekiel 23

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48090928)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: Indecent native

feminists both outraged and turned on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48091099)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Indecent native

Mark 10:51

"What do you want me to do for you?” Jesus asked him.

The blind man said, “dude, I want to see."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48091082)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Indecent native

John 1:46

"Can anything good come out of a backwater shithole like Nazareth?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48091093)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: haunting cobalt regret cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48166440)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored stock car

Judges 1:19

And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48166483)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 3:06 PM
Author: Indecent native

Anyways, gotta go!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48166785)



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Date: October 27th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Indecent native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48246077)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Indecent native

I loved Jacob, but I hated Esau lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48364848)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 4:02 AM
Author: Indecent native

lawyer in Luke 10 should have pressed Jesus on the good Samaritan bit

"not trying to split hairs on the neighbor thing Jesus, but are we saying every living person is my neighbor? all the time or only in distress? self-inflicted harm or abused by others in crimes of opportunity? lets say I witnessed the alleged attack, I'm supposed to be neighbor to the robbers too, how do I know these men weren't doling out justice on a fugitive? why use the term neighbor at all if we mean any person? you didn't specify the ethnicity of the injured party either. email me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48421340)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 3:02 PM
Author: Indecent native

Joshua 13:1 Now when Joshua was old and advanced in years; the Lord said unto him: “Thou art old and advanced in years..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#48422584)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

To Job: Where were you when I laid the foundations of the Earth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595146&forum_id=2#49898785)