Date: September 1st, 2025 12:53 AM
Author: Hairless Really Tough Guy
They've got all kinds of glowing reviews from shitty little local magazines posted on the walls
But all the articles are very dated, they are all 15+ years old, back when the chain was first getting big. And all the magazines are from locations nowhere near you.
*walks into a suburban Indianapolis Five Guys*
"Hey honey, look! The summer 2009 issue of Delaware Today says this restaurant is really good!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768344&forum_id=2#49227615)