"you gotta get to white castle before the weirdos show up"
"he goes happy go jacky on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle."
"Get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rubdown"
If only the actual anchors were hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=918349&forum_id=2#10746091)
I hadn't seen this sketch in years, but I usually drop a "sweet, sassy molassy!" at least once a month.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=918349&forum_id=2#10746195)