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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Charcoal Hairraiser School Travel Guidebook

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Charcoal Hairraiser School Travel Guidebook



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: poppy electric boltzmann



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Supple home quadroon



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: poppy electric boltzmann



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Ebony Mad Cow Disease

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: arrogant circlehead

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Supple home quadroon



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: passionate genital piercing



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Crimson ungodly place of business sanctuary

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Domesticated Mauve Fat Ankles Hall

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Charcoal Hairraiser School Travel Guidebook

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: arrogant circlehead

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Carmine Cracking Shitlib Chad

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Floppy blood rage pistol



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: red public bath sound barrier



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Supple home quadroon



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Black multi-colored potus



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Supple home quadroon



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: arrogant circlehead

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: concupiscible gas station really tough guy



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Supple home quadroon



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Charcoal Hairraiser School Travel Guidebook



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Floppy blood rage pistol



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Rose hominid

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: arrogant circlehead



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: green vibrant jew lettuce



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Floppy blood rage pistol



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Slimy sable indirect expression

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Charcoal Hairraiser School Travel Guidebook

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Floppy blood rage pistol

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: green vibrant jew lettuce



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Charcoal Hairraiser School Travel Guidebook



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Charcoal Hairraiser School Travel Guidebook



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: canary metal ratface locus

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: passionate genital piercing

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: brilliant partner



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



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