Date: June 9th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: Genius Bear on the loose in Japan
"My high school crush messaged me on Facebook yesterday. She's 50 pounds overweight and just finished a divorce from her "abusive husband" who she had 3 kids with. She says she "still thinks about me all the time" and wants to meet up."
*picture of a 6 pack of Heineken and three McChickens*