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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
wonderful charcoal foreskin knife
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Yellow Rehab Half-breed
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Federal Medicated Corner
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
slap-happy infuriating office halford
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Glassy irradiated wrinkle organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
motley cocky ceo
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Razzmatazz at-the-ready faggotry kitchen
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
submissive floppy ape degenerate
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
passionate buff library antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
slimy boistinker
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Boyish meetinghouse
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Supple step-uncle's house incel
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Dull stirring hall
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Opaque theatre
  06/30/25
cr
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
passionate buff library antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
racy well-lubricated hissy fit
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Supple step-uncle's house incel
  06/30/25
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Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Boyish meetinghouse
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Opaque theatre
  06/30/25
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Adventurous pale address immigrant
  07/01/25
*bussy
Diverse Karate
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
motley cocky ceo
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Rusted jap fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Big Narrow-minded Prole
  06/30/25
fuck
Boyish meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Rusted jap fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
wonderful charcoal foreskin knife
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Boyish meetinghouse
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
racy well-lubricated hissy fit
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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Walnut principal's office
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
vengeful people who are hurt
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Umber Wagecucks Windowlicker
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Lascivious useless native
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Umber Wagecucks Windowlicker
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Umber Wagecucks Windowlicker
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Sapphire Aphrodisiac Ticket Booth
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
maize tripping jew theater
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
bearded church building preventive strike
  06/30/25
tcr
Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage
  07/01/25
just jump
Aromatic brass lodge
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
...
canary hunting ground stead
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Vibrant rebellious menage cuckold
  06/30/25
wow
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Violent talented whorehouse
  06/30/25
JFC man
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
submissive floppy ape degenerate
  06/30/25
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Aromatic brass lodge
  06/30/25
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Boyish meetinghouse
  06/30/25
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Supple step-uncle's house incel
  06/30/25
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pink shivering masturbator
  06/30/25
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awkward swashbuckling famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
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maize tripping jew theater
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
bearded church building preventive strike
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
vengeful people who are hurt
  06/30/25
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adulterous point private investor
  07/01/25
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Adventurous pale address immigrant
  07/01/25
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Khaki comical roast beef
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
laughsome skinny woman deer antler
  07/01/25
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sadistic charismatic chapel double fault
  07/01/25
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Federal Medicated Corner
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Glassy irradiated wrinkle organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
bro
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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bearded church building preventive strike
  06/30/25
lol
Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage
  07/01/25
...
contagious mustard reading party
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
primrose bespoke parlour
  06/30/25
jfc
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
passionate buff library antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
pink shivering masturbator
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
awkward swashbuckling famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
primrose bespoke parlour
  07/01/25
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Lascivious useless native
  07/01/25
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awkward swashbuckling famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
sadistic charismatic chapel double fault
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
learning disabled sound barrier
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
racy well-lubricated hissy fit
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Boyish meetinghouse
  06/30/25
...
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
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Ivory Bearded Feces Brunch
  07/01/25
lol
Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage
  07/01/25
...
Aromatic brass lodge
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
lavender arousing electric furnace dysfunction
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
mauve volcanic crater
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Appetizing striped hyena cuck
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Maroon bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Heady Azn Center
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Ivory Bearded Feces Brunch
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
angry honey-headed coldplay fan milk
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage
  07/01/25
...
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Adventurous pale address immigrant
  07/01/25
😟
iridescent marvelous legal warrant
  07/01/25
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electric mahogany roommate
  07/01/25
holy shit
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Ivory Bearded Feces Brunch
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Misanthropic business firm personal credit line
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
sadistic charismatic chapel double fault
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
motley cocky ceo
  07/01/25
...
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
sadistic charismatic chapel double fault
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
sadistic charismatic chapel double fault
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Vibrant rebellious menage cuckold
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
motley cocky ceo
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
carmine embarrassed to the bone pit crotch
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Adventurous pale address immigrant
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
copper costumed set
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
...
Vibrant rebellious menage cuckold
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
naked therapy
  07/06/25
...
awkward swashbuckling famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
lol
Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage
  07/07/25
wow
Crusty garnet liquid oxygen
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: wonderful charcoal foreskin knife

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Yellow Rehab Half-breed

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Federal Medicated Corner

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: slap-happy infuriating office halford

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Glassy irradiated wrinkle organic girlfriend

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: motley cocky ceo

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz at-the-ready faggotry kitchen

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: submissive floppy ape degenerate

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: passionate buff library antidepressant drug

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: slimy boistinker

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Boyish meetinghouse

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Supple step-uncle's house incel

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Dull stirring hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Opaque theatre

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: passionate buff library antidepressant drug

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: racy well-lubricated hissy fit

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Supple step-uncle's house incel

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Boyish meetinghouse

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Opaque theatre

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Adventurous pale address immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Diverse Karate

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: motley cocky ceo

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Rusted jap fortuitous meteor

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Big Narrow-minded Prole

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Boyish meetinghouse

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Rusted jap fortuitous meteor

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: wonderful charcoal foreskin knife

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Boyish meetinghouse

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: racy well-lubricated hissy fit

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Walnut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: vengeful people who are hurt

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Umber Wagecucks Windowlicker

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Lascivious useless native

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Umber Wagecucks Windowlicker

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Umber Wagecucks Windowlicker

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Sapphire Aphrodisiac Ticket Booth

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: maize tripping jew theater

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: bearded church building preventive strike

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Aromatic brass lodge

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: canary hunting ground stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Vibrant rebellious menage cuckold

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Violent talented whorehouse

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: submissive floppy ape degenerate

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aromatic brass lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Boyish meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Supple step-uncle's house incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: pink shivering masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: awkward swashbuckling famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: maize tripping jew theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: bearded church building preventive strike

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: vengeful people who are hurt

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: adulterous point private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Adventurous pale address immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Khaki comical roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: laughsome skinny woman deer antler

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: sadistic charismatic chapel double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Federal Medicated Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Glassy irradiated wrinkle organic girlfriend

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: bearded church building preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: contagious mustard reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: primrose bespoke parlour

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: passionate buff library antidepressant drug

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: pink shivering masturbator

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: awkward swashbuckling famous landscape painting

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: primrose bespoke parlour

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Lascivious useless native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: awkward swashbuckling famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: sadistic charismatic chapel double fault

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: learning disabled sound barrier

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: racy well-lubricated hissy fit

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Boyish meetinghouse

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Ivory Bearded Feces Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Aromatic brass lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: lavender arousing electric furnace dysfunction

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: mauve volcanic crater

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Appetizing striped hyena cuck

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Maroon bawdyhouse

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Heady Azn Center

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Ivory Bearded Feces Brunch

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: angry honey-headed coldplay fan milk

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Adventurous pale address immigrant

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: iridescent marvelous legal warrant

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: electric mahogany roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Ivory Bearded Feces Brunch

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Misanthropic business firm personal credit line

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: sadistic charismatic chapel double fault

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: motley cocky ceo

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: sadistic charismatic chapel double fault

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: sadistic charismatic chapel double fault

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Vibrant rebellious menage cuckold

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: motley cocky ceo

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: carmine embarrassed to the bone pit crotch

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Adventurous pale address immigrant

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: copper costumed set

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Vibrant rebellious menage cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: naked therapy

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: awkward swashbuckling famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Vigorous lake tanning salon old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Crusty garnet liquid oxygen

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)