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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Underhanded meetinghouse organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
fuchsia trip sanctuary
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Slap-happy prole
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Flushed station dog poop
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Big judgmental principal's office patrolman
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
concupiscible stag film headpube
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
lascivious mahogany kitchen
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Racy citrine area
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
mind-boggling pink antidepressant drug pit
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
fragrant macaca spot
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Violent ladyboy wagecucks
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
geriatric self-centered degenerate really tough guy
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Indigo trailer park
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
odious godawful bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
cr
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
mind-boggling pink antidepressant drug pit
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
hairless irradiated main people senate
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
geriatric self-centered degenerate really tough guy
  06/30/25
...
Blue milk
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Violent ladyboy wagecucks
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
odious godawful bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
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Insecure useless location keepsake machete
  07/01/25
*bussy
Nudist sound barrier
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
concupiscible stag film headpube
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
aromatic bisexual faggotry
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Rebellious shimmering national dopamine
  06/30/25
fuck
Violent ladyboy wagecucks
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
aromatic bisexual faggotry
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Underhanded meetinghouse organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Violent ladyboy wagecucks
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
hairless irradiated main people senate
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  06/30/25
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Costumed bateful lettuce center
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
saffron business firm son of senegal
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
tantric athletic conference blood rage
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
chest-beating jade roommate trust fund
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
tantric athletic conference blood rage
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Blue milk
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
tantric athletic conference blood rage
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
flesh hilarious home
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Kink-friendly famous landscape painting cruise ship
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Deranged school
  06/30/25
tcr
Blue milk
  07/01/25
just jump
lemon temple telephone
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  06/30/25
...
Autistic school cafeteria sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Overrated frisky dilemma partner
  06/30/25
wow
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
twinkling bossy whorehouse double fault
  06/30/25
JFC man
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Racy citrine area
  06/30/25
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lemon temple telephone
  06/30/25
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Violent ladyboy wagecucks
  06/30/25
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geriatric self-centered degenerate really tough guy
  06/30/25
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Iridescent bipolar house
  06/30/25
...
Thriller point puppy
  06/30/25
...
Kink-friendly famous landscape painting cruise ship
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Deranged school
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
saffron business firm son of senegal
  06/30/25
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curious forum weed whacker
  07/01/25
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Insecure useless location keepsake machete
  07/01/25
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Vigorous Aqua Pistol
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Dashing bright stage
  07/01/25
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Fluffy turquoise kitty cat mood
  07/01/25
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Slap-happy prole
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Big judgmental principal's office patrolman
  06/30/25
bro
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  06/30/25
...
Deranged school
  06/30/25
lol
Blue milk
  07/01/25
...
glittery seedy office
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
poppy thirsty doctorate
  06/30/25
jfc
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
mind-boggling pink antidepressant drug pit
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Iridescent bipolar house
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Thriller point puppy
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Blue milk
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
poppy thirsty doctorate
  07/01/25
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chest-beating jade roommate trust fund
  07/01/25
...
Thriller point puppy
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Fluffy turquoise kitty cat mood
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
mildly autistic azure property knife
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
hairless irradiated main people senate
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Violent ladyboy wagecucks
  06/30/25
...
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  07/01/25
...
chartreuse church private investor
  07/01/25
lol
Blue milk
  07/01/25
...
lemon temple telephone
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
sapphire locus rigpig
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
misunderstood azn
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
balding wonderful public bath
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Confused set hissy fit
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
vivacious den genital piercing
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
chartreuse church private investor
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
beady-eyed foreskin
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Blue milk
  07/01/25
...
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Insecure useless location keepsake machete
  07/01/25
😟
cyan adventurous messiness library
  07/01/25
...
slate razzle garrison place of business
  07/01/25
holy shit
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
chartreuse church private investor
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
talking sexy old irish cottage international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Fluffy turquoise kitty cat mood
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
concupiscible stag film headpube
  07/01/25
...
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Fluffy turquoise kitty cat mood
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Fluffy turquoise kitty cat mood
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Overrated frisky dilemma partner
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
concupiscible stag film headpube
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Beta maroon immigrant electric furnace
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Insecure useless location keepsake machete
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
exciting startling institution pocket flask
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  07/06/25
...
Overrated frisky dilemma partner
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
fishy abode associate
  07/06/25
...
Thriller point puppy
  07/06/25
lol
Blue milk
  07/07/25
wow
splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Underhanded meetinghouse organic girlfriend

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: fuchsia trip sanctuary

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Slap-happy prole

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Flushed station dog poop

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Big judgmental principal's office patrolman

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: concupiscible stag film headpube

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: lascivious mahogany kitchen

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Racy citrine area

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling pink antidepressant drug pit

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: fragrant macaca spot

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Violent ladyboy wagecucks

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: geriatric self-centered degenerate really tough guy

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Indigo trailer park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: odious godawful bawdyhouse

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling pink antidepressant drug pit

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: hairless irradiated main people senate

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: geriatric self-centered degenerate really tough guy

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Blue milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Violent ladyboy wagecucks

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: odious godawful bawdyhouse

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Insecure useless location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Nudist sound barrier

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: concupiscible stag film headpube

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: aromatic bisexual faggotry

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Rebellious shimmering national dopamine

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Violent ladyboy wagecucks

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: aromatic bisexual faggotry

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Underhanded meetinghouse organic girlfriend

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Violent ladyboy wagecucks

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: hairless irradiated main people senate

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Costumed bateful lettuce center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: saffron business firm son of senegal

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: tantric athletic conference blood rage

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: chest-beating jade roommate trust fund

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: tantric athletic conference blood rage

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Blue milk

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: tantric athletic conference blood rage

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: flesh hilarious home

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Kink-friendly famous landscape painting cruise ship

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Deranged school

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Blue milk

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: lemon temple telephone

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Autistic school cafeteria sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Overrated frisky dilemma partner

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: twinkling bossy whorehouse double fault

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Racy citrine area

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: lemon temple telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Violent ladyboy wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: geriatric self-centered degenerate really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Iridescent bipolar house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Thriller point puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly famous landscape painting cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Deranged school

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: saffron business firm son of senegal

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: curious forum weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Insecure useless location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Vigorous Aqua Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Dashing bright stage

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Fluffy turquoise kitty cat mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Big judgmental principal's office patrolman

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Deranged school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Blue milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: glittery seedy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: poppy thirsty doctorate

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling pink antidepressant drug pit

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Iridescent bipolar house

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Thriller point puppy

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Blue milk

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: poppy thirsty doctorate

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: chest-beating jade roommate trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Thriller point puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Fluffy turquoise kitty cat mood

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: mildly autistic azure property knife

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: hairless irradiated main people senate

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Violent ladyboy wagecucks

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: chartreuse church private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Blue milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: lemon temple telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: sapphire locus rigpig

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: misunderstood azn

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: balding wonderful public bath

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Confused set hissy fit

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: vivacious den genital piercing

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: chartreuse church private investor

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed foreskin

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Blue milk

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Insecure useless location keepsake machete

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cyan adventurous messiness library

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: slate razzle garrison place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: chartreuse church private investor

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: talking sexy old irish cottage international law enforcement agency

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Fluffy turquoise kitty cat mood

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: concupiscible stag film headpube

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Fluffy turquoise kitty cat mood

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Fluffy turquoise kitty cat mood

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Overrated frisky dilemma partner

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: concupiscible stag film headpube

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Beta maroon immigrant electric furnace

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Insecure useless location keepsake machete

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: exciting startling institution pocket flask

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Overrated frisky dilemma partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: fishy abode associate

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Thriller point puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Blue milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: splenetic sable orchestra pit alpha

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)