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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Aggressive organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
wow lol
tan base boistinker
  06/30/25
...
Glassy goyim lettuce
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
tan base boistinker
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Aggressive organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
dark ladyboy
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Aggressive organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
grizzly thirsty knife
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Canary contagious pit
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
tan base boistinker
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Vivacious insanely creepy volcanic crater digit ratio
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Aggressive organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Canary contagious pit
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Jet Windowlicker Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
tan base boistinker
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Aggressive organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
galvanic crimson meetinghouse
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
electric wine piazza macaca
  06/30/25
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chest-beating lay
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Zippy nursing home
  06/30/25
...
Aggressive organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Violent lodge ceo
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Razzmatazz Sable Forum Immigrant
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
comical voyeur reading party
  06/30/25
...
Vivacious insanely creepy volcanic crater digit ratio
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Jet Windowlicker Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
stimulating parlour
  07/01/25
...
Razzmatazz Sable Forum Immigrant
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Odious Rusted Station Pervert
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Ultramarine zombie-like cuckold
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
honey-headed stirring address pocket flask
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Erotic weed whacker faggotry
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
khaki curious native
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
adventurous obsidian potus
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Aggressive organic girlfriend

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: tan base boistinker

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Glassy goyim lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: tan base boistinker

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Aggressive organic girlfriend

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: dark ladyboy

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Aggressive organic girlfriend

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: grizzly thirsty knife

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Canary contagious pit

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: tan base boistinker

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Vivacious insanely creepy volcanic crater digit ratio

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Aggressive organic girlfriend

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Canary contagious pit

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker Bawdyhouse

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: tan base boistinker

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Aggressive organic girlfriend

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: galvanic crimson meetinghouse

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: electric wine piazza macaca

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: chest-beating lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Zippy nursing home

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Aggressive organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Violent lodge ceo

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Sable Forum Immigrant

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: comical voyeur reading party

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Vivacious insanely creepy volcanic crater digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Jet Windowlicker Bawdyhouse

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: stimulating parlour

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Sable Forum Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Odious Rusted Station Pervert

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine zombie-like cuckold

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: honey-headed stirring address pocket flask

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Erotic weed whacker faggotry

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: khaki curious native

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: adventurous obsidian potus

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065360)