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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:02 PM Author: Grizzly marvelous mad-dog skullcap crotch Now the Egyptians, before the reign of their king Psammetichus, believed themselves to be the most ancient of mankind. Since Psammetichus, however, made an attempt to discover who were actually the primitive race, they have been of opinion that while they surpass all other nations, the Phrygians surpass them in antiquity. This king, finding it impossible to make out by dint of inquiry what men were the most ancient, contrived the following method of discovery:- He took two children of the common sort, and gave them over to a herdsman to bring up at his folds, strictly charging him to let no one utter a word in their presence, but to keep them in a sequestered cottage, and from time to time introduce goats to their apartment, see that they got their fill of milk, and in all other respects look after them. His object herein was to know, after the indistinct babblings of infancy were over, what word they would first articulate. It happened as he had anticipated. The herdsman obeyed his orders for two years, and at the end of that time, on his one day opening the door of their room and going in, the children both ran up to him with outstretched arms, and distinctly said "Becos." When this first happened the herdsman took no notice; but afterwards when he observed, on coming often to see after them, that the word was constantly in their mouths, he informed his lord, and by his command brought the children into his presence. Psammetichus then himself heard them say the word, upon which he proceeded to make inquiry what people there was who called anything "becos," and hereupon he learnt that "becos" was the Phrygian name for bread. In consideration of this circumstance the Egyptians yielded their claims, and admitted the greater antiquity of the Phrygians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#31285698) |
Date: August 28th, 2016 7:04 PM Author: Vivacious Degenerate Ceo The herdsman obeyed his orders for two years, and at the end of that time, on his one day opening the door of their room and going in, the children both ran up to him with outstretched arms, and distinctly said "XOXO." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#31285709) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:22 PM Author: 180 Business Firm THE LECTURER AND THE ACOLYTE
One day, at the beginning of a lesson at the academy, an arrogant lecturer strolled up to his podium and began to speak. "If Jove and the Pantheon be real, then may they strike me down before the sands of this hourglass reverse!"
The lecturer held the hourglass forward, and the acolytes observed as its sands ran down into the bottom chamber.
Then, just as the last grains were about to empty, an acolyte leaped up and ran to the podium, giving the lecturer a mighty shove and sending him crashing to the ground.
"You fool!" cried the lecturer. "Why did you do that!"
"Jove is busy protecting our legions in Parthia," he replied, "so he sent me."
The arrogant lecturer sobbed bitterly upon the floor as the other acolytes cheered and began a feast of wine and garum.
The lecturer... was dishonorable rogue Gaius Cossutius, the notorious brigand and criminal who drowned by the weight of the gold he had stolen from temples while escaping across the Tiber. And the student... was the great emperor Vespasian, founder of the Flavian dynasty. |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: dark hilarious lay newt cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#31285830) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: contagious parlor foreskin And the lecturer was Albert Einstein. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#31287093) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: Very tactful henna private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437616) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: Drab Soul-stirring Parlour Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437617) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:54 PM Author: Coiffed submissive native preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437648) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:01 PM Author: Sepia dilemma mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437691) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:07 PM Author: appetizing infuriating kitchen clown 993829283839373 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437727) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:14 PM Author: Crusty weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437759) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:15 PM Author: Concupiscible Stead Personal Credit Line I believe this was before Tafticus was imperial consul (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437762) |
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Date: May 20th, 2020 6:57 PM Author: heady spruce mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#40245192) |
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Date: September 30th, 2022 6:42 PM Author: Odious theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#45259013) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:09 PM Author: Aphrodisiac medicated ladyboy telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#46326734) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Laughsome shimmering ape library CLXXX (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#46327057) |
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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:14 AM Author: Cyan school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#48279483) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e ("One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece)") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#49422162) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:29 PM Author: Pungent Headpube Property Fun fact: "bekos" is from the same Indo-European root that resulted in the English word "bake" i.e. bread is baked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#31285845) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: lime pontificating plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437614) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:02 PM Author: Coiffed submissive native preventive strike Why did u delete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437704) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:09 PM Author: Pungent Headpube Property he didn't want people 2 know he spoke Indo-european. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437734) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:16 PM Author: lime pontificating plaza on re-reading it struck me as dumb. probably because right now i'm so baked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437765) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:15 PM Author: Grizzly marvelous mad-dog skullcap crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#31287082) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: Rebellious Lascivious Abode I bet ancient kings were genuinely interested in this shit, the way governments build large hadron colliders and shit these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#31287127) |
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Date: August 29th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: Grizzly marvelous mad-dog skullcap crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#31291371) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:47 PM Author: Grizzly marvelous mad-dog skullcap crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437593) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:49 PM Author: Amber arrogant fat ankles theatre It's a pretty lulzy meme that these kinds of language deprivation experiments get carried out every few hundred years and usually end in the death of the subjects. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437606) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: Drab Soul-stirring Parlour Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437620) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:59 PM Author: Chest-beating lodge cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437684) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:13 PM Author: Crusty weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437756) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:28 PM Author: Coiffed submissive native preventive strike Wonder what their internal monologue is like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#39437798) |
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Date: May 20th, 2020 6:55 PM Author: Grizzly marvelous mad-dog skullcap crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#40245179) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:23 PM Author: Grizzly marvelous mad-dog skullcap crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#44197984) |
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Date: September 30th, 2022 6:34 PM Author: Honey-headed gaped space candlestick maker PS he was right about the Phrygians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#45258989) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:11 PM Author: Pungent Headpube Property . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#46326740) |
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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:10 AM Author: lilac crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#48279460) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: Grizzly marvelous mad-dog skullcap crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2Reputation#49223703) |