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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Chocolate legal warrant
  03/24/25
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Pearl laser beams
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
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  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
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  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
apoplectic red faggotry death wish
  03/24/25
titcr
judgmental mother
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
cerebral well-lubricated sandwich
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
judgmental mother
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
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Violet Provocative Toilet Seat Hall
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Dun Mediation
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
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you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
soggy milky partner
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
Claret vivacious cumskin
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
Cyan beady-eyed coffee pot
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
Claret vivacious cumskin
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
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Dun Mediation
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
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Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
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  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
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  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
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  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
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  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
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  03/24/25
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  03/26/25
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cerebral well-lubricated sandwich
  03/27/25
lol
Chocolate legal warrant
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
Cyan beady-eyed coffee pot
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Chocolate legal warrant

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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: cerebral well-lubricated sandwich

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Violet Provocative Toilet Seat Hall

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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Hairless Goal In Life Sex Offender

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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Pearl laser beams



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: bisexual gaming laptop

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Mauve Alcoholic Tanning Salon Mad-dog Skullcap

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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: apoplectic red faggotry death wish

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: judgmental mother

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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: cerebral well-lubricated sandwich

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: judgmental mother

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Sepia aromatic messiness puppy

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Violet Provocative Toilet Seat Hall



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Dun Mediation



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: bisexual gaming laptop

i want my DNA back

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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: soggy milky partner

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Claret vivacious cumskin

That would be pretty brilliant.

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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Cyan beady-eyed coffee pot

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2betting#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Claret vivacious cumskin

Sure but don't do that.

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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Cyan beady-eyed coffee pot

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2betting#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Dun Mediation



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: wonderful fanboi



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Cyan beady-eyed coffee pot

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2betting#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Comical outnumbered water buffalo locale

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Pearl laser beams



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: ruby disgusting masturbator

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Orchid theater

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Hot zombie-like range

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Hot zombie-like range



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: cerebral well-lubricated sandwich

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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Chocolate legal warrant

lol

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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Cyan beady-eyed coffee pot

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

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