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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Charismatic fiercely-loyal state
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
odious sandwich spot
  11/24/25
No
Honey-headed property
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Charismatic fiercely-loyal state
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
shaky yellow field sex offender
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
Honey-headed property
  11/24/25
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Vermilion legend home
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grizzly theatre pocket flask
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Vermilion legend home
  11/24/25
dot or feather
Charismatic fiercely-loyal state
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Vermilion legend home
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Charismatic fiercely-loyal state
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Vermilion legend home
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
obsidian disgusting faggotry stead
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Charismatic fiercely-loyal state
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
obsidian disgusting faggotry stead
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Charismatic fiercely-loyal state
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
obsidian disgusting faggotry stead
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
sick hunting ground blood rage
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
odious sandwich spot
  11/24/25
yes
White Aphrodisiac Mood Lodge
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of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
Arrogant Mad Cow Disease Stage
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
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know-it-all aqua resort volcanic crater
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
Chocolate Ladyboy
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Charismatic fiercely-loyal state
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
Chocolate Ladyboy
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
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  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
Histrionic coldplay fan native
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
big-titted forum jap
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
odious sandwich spot
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Spectacular Garrison
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
diverse crackhouse
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
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Bateful Nubile Depressive Shitlib
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
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Cerebral hospital
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Charismatic fiercely-loyal state
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
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  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
Arrogant Mad Cow Disease Stage
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
copper cruel-hearted set
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
Sienna soul-stirring personal credit line
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
costumed toilet seat
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
Sienna soul-stirring personal credit line
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
Pearly Jew
  11/25/25
...
Chocolate Ladyboy
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
Comical Partner Headpube
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
Indigo Becky
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
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  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Charismatic fiercely-loyal state

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: odious sandwich spot

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Charismatic fiercely-loyal state

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: shaky yellow field sex offender

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed property

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Vermilion legend home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: grizzly theatre pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Vermilion legend home

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Charismatic fiercely-loyal state

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Vermilion legend home

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Charismatic fiercely-loyal state

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Vermilion legend home

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: obsidian disgusting faggotry stead

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Charismatic fiercely-loyal state

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: obsidian disgusting faggotry stead

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Charismatic fiercely-loyal state

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: obsidian disgusting faggotry stead

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: sick hunting ground blood rage

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: odious sandwich spot

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: White Aphrodisiac Mood Lodge

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Arrogant Mad Cow Disease Stage

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Charismatic fiercely-loyal state

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: diverse crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Jet-lagged motley step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: know-it-all aqua resort volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Chocolate Ladyboy

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Charismatic fiercely-loyal state

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Chocolate Ladyboy

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Lime pistol indian lodge

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Histrionic coldplay fan native

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: big-titted forum jap

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: odious sandwich spot

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Spectacular Garrison

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: diverse crackhouse

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Well-lubricated cerise cumskin

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Bateful Nubile Depressive Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: walnut marketing idea

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Cerebral hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Charismatic fiercely-loyal state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Sienna soul-stirring personal credit line

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Arrogant Mad Cow Disease Stage

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: copper cruel-hearted set

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Sienna soul-stirring personal credit line

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: costumed toilet seat

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Sienna soul-stirring personal credit line

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Pearly Jew

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Chocolate Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Comical Partner Headpube

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Indigo Becky

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Anal bright parlour

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2betting#49460651)