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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Useless amber digit ratio
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Sadistic Supple Genital Piercing
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
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the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
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do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Useless amber digit ratio

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Sadistic Supple Genital Piercing

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Useless amber digit ratio

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Sadistic Supple Genital Piercing

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: charcoal dysfunction home



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: bonkers cowardly casino

Just tell some n word jokes.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: hateful rigpig mad-dog skullcap

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Useless amber digit ratio

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: hateful rigpig mad-dog skullcap

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Flesh son of senegal piazza

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Self-absorbed boiling water sanctuary



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: costumed aggressive crackhouse keepsake machete

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Useless amber digit ratio

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: hilarious field idiot



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Orange insecure trump supporter

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Arousing hunting ground

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Useless amber digit ratio

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Arousing hunting ground

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Orange insecure trump supporter



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Pale Shrine Prole

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Useless amber digit ratio

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: chartreuse coldplay fan gay wizard

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Pale Shrine Prole

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Yapping area

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Useless amber digit ratio

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: fragrant public bath

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Stimulating aquamarine juggernaut



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Histrionic roast beef space

lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling plaza circlehead

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Yapping area



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: slimy marvelous theater private investor



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: razzle federal stag film water buffalo



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Fuchsia nibblets fortuitous meteor

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Stimulating aquamarine juggernaut



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring abusive codepig hall

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Useless amber digit ratio

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: razzle federal stag film water buffalo

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: magenta exciting turdskin

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: unhinged state

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Useless amber digit ratio

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Dark kitty party of the first part

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Useless amber digit ratio



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: vivacious volcanic crater

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Useless amber digit ratio



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Stimulating aquamarine juggernaut



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: slimy marvelous theater private investor

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Self-absorbed boiling water sanctuary



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed location



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Sadistic Supple Genital Piercing



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: hilarious field idiot



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: magenta exciting turdskin



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: ocher outnumbered striped hyena philosopher-king



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Fluffy Floppy Set

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Useless amber digit ratio

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2betting#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle greedy brunch

3 words: pepper thine angus

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: charcoal dysfunction home

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

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