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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Copper mediation
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
bat-shit-crazy lascivious athletic conference son of senegal
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Copper mediation
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
bat-shit-crazy lascivious athletic conference son of senegal
  05/01/26
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Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  05/01/26
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pink french chef
  04/29/26
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Copper mediation
  04/29/26
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Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Embarrassed to the bone saffron state
  04/29/26
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peach internet-worthy tank
  04/29/26
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Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  05/01/26
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Floppy silver faggotry
  04/30/26
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out-of-control onyx knife roommate
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
out-of-control onyx knife roommate
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
peach internet-worthy tank
  05/02/26
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Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Copper mediation
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Embarrassed to the bone saffron state
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Copper mediation
  04/29/26
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Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  04/29/26
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Painfully Honest Tanning Salon Private Investor
  04/29/26
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pearl dragon address
  04/29/26
180!
peach internet-worthy tank
  04/29/26
hell yeah
pink french chef
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Copper mediation
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
naked pungent menage mother
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Copper mediation
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Harsh hospital
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Copper mediation
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Harsh hospital
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Copper mediation
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Carmine Dopamine
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Copper mediation
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Harsh hospital
  05/01/26
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Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Carmine Dopamine
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Harsh hospital
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  05/01/26
180
Painfully Honest Tanning Salon Private Investor
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
pink french chef
  05/01/26
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Startling fortuitous meteor cuckoldry
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
concupiscible double fault range
  04/30/26
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concupiscible double fault range
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Boyish space
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Copper mediation
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Harsh hospital
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Copper mediation
  05/01/26
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Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  05/01/26
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Harsh hospital
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Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
fantasy-prone orchid headpube trust fund
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  05/01/26
congrats!
out-of-control onyx knife roommate
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Painfully Honest Tanning Salon Private Investor
  05/01/26
180
Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Copper mediation
  05/01/26
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Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
fantasy-prone orchid headpube trust fund
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary
  05/01/26
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peach internet-worthy tank
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Copper mediation



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lascivious athletic conference son of senegal

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Copper mediation

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lascivious athletic conference son of senegal

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: pink french chef



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Copper mediation



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone saffron state

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: peach internet-worthy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Floppy silver faggotry



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: out-of-control onyx knife roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: out-of-control onyx knife roommate

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: peach internet-worthy tank

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Copper mediation

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone saffron state

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Copper mediation

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Tanning Salon Private Investor



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: pearl dragon address



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: peach internet-worthy tank

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: pink french chef

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Copper mediation

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: naked pungent menage mother

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Copper mediation

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Harsh hospital

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Copper mediation

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Harsh hospital

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Copper mediation

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Carmine Dopamine

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Copper mediation

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Harsh hospital

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Carmine Dopamine

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Harsh hospital

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Tanning Salon Private Investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: pink french chef

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Startling fortuitous meteor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: concupiscible double fault range

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: concupiscible double fault range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Boyish space

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Copper mediation

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Harsh hospital

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Copper mediation

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Harsh hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone orchid headpube trust fund

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: out-of-control onyx knife roommate

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Tanning Salon Private Investor

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Copper mediation

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone orchid headpube trust fund

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy sanctuary

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: peach internet-worthy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2thread_id=599411#49860163)