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Date: October 6th, 2009 4:30 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket (avocado)

I am not the original author of this shit.



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Date: October 6th, 2009 6:08 PM
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As a ranking it is useless, and therefore an effective parody of Pitchfork. But it's also a great collection of 235 classic threads.


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Date: October 6th, 2009 4:43 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket (top down, chrome spinnin')





IH has the new rankings: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3710&forum_id=2

Just farted, office smells like an asshole.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2

EDGAR MARTINEZ ROUNDTABLE: Why is the Constitution binding?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=87464&forum_id=2

List your worst thread failures...: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=124567&forum_id=2

A single pubic hair waved heroically upon his arrid scrotum: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=191786&forum_id=2

PCL Photo Caption Contest!!!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=220457&forum_id=2

Zero deaths from Hurricane Katrina: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=248816&forum_id=2

this preposting shit is gay (macho): http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=259786&forum_id=2

About humping boys: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=263467&forum_id=2

guys: a girl having had an abortion: deal breaker?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=274224&forum_id=2

How much would you contribute to take care of Rasquach?: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=321060&forum_id=2

HLS version of Brokeback Mountain!!!!!!!!!!!!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=349891&forum_id=2

LSD kids bash xoxo: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=387263&forum_id=2

The Detroit Tigers are running shit in the AL: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395439&forum_id=2

HE'LL SAVE CHILDREN, BUT NOT THE BRITISH CHILDREN: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=484972&forum_id=2

Why ibanking pwns biglaw [174]: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=550214&forum_id=2

Holy fucking shit: Worst Fordham 1L class in history: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=560107&forum_id=2

In this thread we talk like MBA students: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=572426&forum_id=2

T14 hottie competition: UVA pwning the field so far: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=583415&forum_id=2

ITT: I defend The Beagle in lengthy screed: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=617396&forum_id=2

ITT you tell MadCat how to get a boyfriend.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2

omg, google 'miserable failure' this shit is off the hook: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=680267&forum_id=2

MADCAT-did you watch SHANGHAI KISS yet?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=700588&forum_id=2

My 23 year old daughter wants to go to law school: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=721421&forum_id=2

Fat girls who act confident give me teh smirks.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=825757&forum_id=2

The torrential rain beats down upon his lone phallus: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=87377&forum_id=2

Mom burns to death daughter's gloating rapist.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=940354&forum_id=2

stripper: "hey handsome"__me: "explain": http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=945305&forum_id=2

Informative NYT article on NYC BIGBRUNCH: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=954315&forum_id=2

unscramble these letters: b o k w h e e: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=970274&forum_id=2

Girlfriend wants me to spend $30k MINIMUM on engagement ring: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=973226&forum_id=2

This will be XOXO’s first 25,000 post thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=996172&forum_id=2

*stumbles into camp with an arrow lodged into his throat*: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1013244&forum_id=2

The Modifesto: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1100950&forum_id=2

I think I want to be a professor. [deleted by mods]




200. accidently gave guy wrong directions, should i grow a beard: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=968647&forum_id=2

199. OBAMA is retarded. Shook the Marine's HAND!!!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=928662&forum_id=2

198. Latham & Watkins to be renamed Latham LLP: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=949352&forum_id=2

197. I Present, Real Men of Law School: Militant Free Market Guy: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=934738&forum_id=2

196. In this thread we talk like LSD: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=171465&forum_id=2

195. Girlfriend cheated flowchart: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=865872&forum_id=2

194. Medea - how old would your aborted baby be now?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1040772&forum_id=2

193. What's your favorite Mayor McCheese album?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2

192. Here, I give you classic Nickelodeon episodes: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=425290&forum_id=2

191. HOLY SHIT! THE END OF THE NYU STANDOFF!!!! VIDEO!!!!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938911&forum_id=2

190. XOXO Kindness Club Meeting Here: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=124521&forum_id=2

189. KnobGobbler's Homoerotic Compendium: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=147795&forum_id=2

188. Family of Fats Shoveling Fried Fish Next To Me At Airport: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2

187. Fiver: I will fingerbang you senseless.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=284509&forum_id=2

186. saw a dashing young chap in a checkered cloth covering his torso: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1045938&forum_id=2

185. I want to be an astronaut (Blue Smoke): http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=444693&forum_id=2

184. Idiot Chicago board posters!!!!!!!!!!!!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=7484&forum_id=2

183. THE BETAMORPHOSIS.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029548&forum_id=2

182. At what point do I tell my roommate enough is enough?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2

181. TTT Law school student's blog a GOLDMINE for XO: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=480903&forum_id=2

180. Hilarious Penn Law student website/resume - Let's bash this TTT: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2

179. Whokebe is a vapour trail in a deep blue sky: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=943498&forum_id=2

178. WBA = Weiner Banging Assrammer?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=110368&forum_id=2

177. A treatise on "#&" by 174 [OP edited]: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=299419&forum_id=2

176. BREAKING NEWS: KIRKLAND & ELLIS announces and shatters NY mk: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=548668&forum_id=2

175. ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2

174. "University of Chicago is still a clerkship powehouse, however.": http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1077978&forum_id=2

173. what's the deal with renada deshada: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1069182&forum_id=2

172. Ghetto Poors dance down the aisle for their wedding: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1050490&forum_id=2

171. Is there anyone here who DOESN'T sleep naked, and wtf not?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=633236&forum_id=2

170. SYSOP: PLEASE IMPLEMENT SEARCH MESSAGE BODIES FEATURE: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=92836&forum_id=2

169. analogize your mack game to an NBA player: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2

168. Wow...Asian UPenn 1L chick with a huge rack: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=510699&forum_id=2

167. ITT, we rename movies in the theme of Snakes on a Plane: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2

166. Obama says white DE who taunted Blount "acted stupidly": http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1078534&forum_id=2

165. Women named Jill and Heidi should be raped.: [deleted by mods]

164. Arrow wants to titty fuck Wilford Brimley and catch Diabetus: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=100761&forum_id=2

163. WHO WILL STOP THE RUTGERS JUGGERNAUT?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=486520&forum_id=2

162. TEMPLE PROF SLAMS XOXO IN LENGTHY SCREED: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=515885&forum_id=2

161. archaeologists find 'VHOKEBE' scrawled on palatine hill ruins: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=812550&forum_id=2

160. Textualism & Monopoly Rules: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=95271&forum_id=2

159. George Allen lost his mind, used racial slur on camera: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=473220&forum_id=2

158. what's with the asian 1L at michigan with the STUFFED ANIMAL???: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=924255&forum_id=2

157. ITT: Your old man's drink of choice and shit he taught you.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2

156. Bump this thread every time 174 touches another man: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=159861&forum_id=2

155. I'm the Hastings "tattle-tale"- Taking your fucking qu: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616591&forum_id=2

154. BAM! You are a rapist. How do you gear up to go a-rapin'?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=634889&forum_id=2

153. NEED XOXOHTH HELP IMMEDIATELY: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=382529&forum_id=2

152. difference between MadCat's pussy and a 747 airplane?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2

151. An Essay on Whokebianism: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=934135&forum_id=2

150. We should coordinate an attack against coll. board [media kid]: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235736&forum_id=2

149. Black People In Alabama See Leprechaun - MUST SEE VIDEO: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=385073&forum_id=2

148. More masculine? asian males or fluffy puppies? [pics]: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=585062&forum_id=2

147. LAW BOARD VS. COLLEGE BOARD: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=69111&forum_id=2

146. ITT: I gradually turn $160 into $10K betting on sportsbook.com: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2

145. How Investment Banking Analysts Party in NYC: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=505562&forum_id=2

144. Bump this thread every time XOXO runs slow: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=397756&forum_id=2

143. Lena Chen and the Case of the Naughty Nudie Pics: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=735470&forum_id=2

142. 2050 XOXO POSTER RANKINGS: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=302721&forum_id=2

141. AK47 pwned in AutoAdmit suit: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=774741&forum_id=2

140. 'NicoBlue's Aborted Baby' - best name ever?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=195986&forum_id=2

139. If this doesn't convince you that caitlin hall is ugly: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=588044&forum_id=2

138. Duckburg ranked #3 city for most violent sexual assaults.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=894470&forum_id=2

137. I listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate [OP edited]: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2

136. When you speak with someone in a thread ...(Poetic dreamer): http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=10067&forum_id=2

135. IN DIZ THRED, A REAL LATIN LOVER TEACHES YU PICKUP LINEZ.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2

134. Latest Palin Gaffe: Thinks Pizza Is Delivery When Its Digiorno's: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2

133. UNBEARABLEVANITY: let's BASH this gay TTT!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=17156&forum_id=2

132. Harvard Asian slut to be the next Kaavya: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2

131. Call me Christa Dunker! 402-486-1372: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=127464&forum_id=2

130. JuliaRetarded: Back from Modeling in Paris, Taking ?'s.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2

129. The failed 'turning points' of the Iraq war: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=188886&forum_id=2

128. The OFFICIAL GTO LAWSUIT THREAD! PaulieWalnuts,others OUTTED: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=779018&forum_id=2

127. Ahoy there GTO! Push the starboard server to full ahead!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=569126&forum_id=2

126. I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2

125. Hacker: you have 24 hours before you will be outed.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=660802&forum_id=2

124. Just got my first kiss/makeout session, taking questions.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2

123. wiping your ass with retarded children's hair: yay or nay?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=51702&forum_id=2

122. Auschwitz is a spa compared to what I am building in my yard: http://www.xoxohthcom/thread.php?thread_id=356543&forum_id=2

121. Kelley Drye - Fordham Offer Dinner recap: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=693326&forum_id=2

120. peak oil will end all discussions of prestige and $125K: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=392283&forum_id=2

119. SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of The Meanest Fish & Mandy: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

118. Rowan to Rowan: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740&forum_id=2

117. So um... I was just diagnosed with cancer.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=518677&forum_id=2

116. i'm depressed about xoxo lately =(: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1019210&forum_id=2

115. Holy Shit, Just got in off the UM waitlist!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=350165&forum_id=2

114. Did you ever "go too far" while playing as a kid?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=413091&forum_id=2

113. the thousand students of harvard law descend upon you...: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=934916&forum_id=2

112. WAITERS - you're WAAAAY overpaid: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=443307&forum_id=2

111. Sorry Christopher Reeve, breathing isn't yet an olympic sport: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=92901&forum_id=2

110. If I don't get laid in 31 days I'm never posting again. (:D): http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2

109. I find this board REPREHENSIBLE... it has RUINED law: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=357576&forum_id=2

108. what if a caveman heard some extremely low bass: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=950649&forum_id=2

107. To the idiot driving circles around GW blasting *Free Fallining*: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=980602&forum_id=2

106. Stock tip for all my close friends on XO: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=272696&forum_id=2

105. PSA: Practice reports show that ND will be a beast this year: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=671757&forum_id=2

104. StabbyMcStingray to Steve Irwin: Sting, Fag!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=483879&forum_id=2

103. Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=452510&forum_id=2

102. How did Babar the Elephant get so fucking rich?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=605156&forum_id=2

101. It's the "Write Like Kaavya Viswanathan" thread!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=409315&forum_id=2

100. NYT article on law school at Falwell's Liberty Univ: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=109417&forum_id=2

99. FROM THE FILES OF FISH, P.I.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=307979&forum_id=2

98. Someone monitor this 24 hour streaming porn site: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=458325&forum_id=2

97. C+C™'s The Fine Things of Life (Installment 1): http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=946862&forum_id=2

96. Wine Expert taking questions: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=168309&forum_id=2

95. It was a thick, tattered folder that held the 180s.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1076880&forum_id=2

94. WTF? UPenn LAW student OPENS FIRE on Indian guy: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=572952&forum_id=2

93. Is XOXO the new post-irony?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=511467&forum_id=2

92. The Museum of Modern Robocop Art: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=143013&forum_id=2

91. diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2

90. : http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=9955&forum_id=2

89. ITT: How Hillary will win the nomination: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=786682&forum_id=2

88. Women, what if your BF threatened you with DMX lyrics?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2

87. Laptops banned at Penn: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2

86. Describe your worst procrastination stories in college: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=319517&forum_id=2

85. Friend that knows GTO: He just bought a new small boat. WTF?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=549209&forum_id=2

84. xoxo dungeonmasTTTer launching White House bid [OP edited]: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2

83. Purdue should go undefeated: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=89981&forum_id=2

82. BAM! you're thrown into an NBA game. How bad do you fuck things?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=411114&forum_id=2

81. How ghetto is a Royal Caribbean cruise?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=977870&forum_id=2

80. Girls in Video Games vs. Girls IRL: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2

79. I shall post ITT once a day until the end of time: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=462868&forum_id=2

78. chat live with a mormon missionary is working !!!!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=625312&forum_id=2

77. guy next to me drew a robot on his torts final: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2

76. HYPO: you and your hot daughter are playing naked Twister: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=624623&forum_id=2

75. The AutoAdmit suit is real.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=644106&forum_id=2

74. John Marshall: #1 in ZOMBIELAW!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2

73. sometimes i wonder what i'll tell my grandkids about this place: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1061047&forum_id=2

72. Skadden vs. Kirkland [Chicago]: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=573864&forum_id=2

71. In this thread we talk like plucot: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2

70. Daniel Brou is biggest COWARD I know: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=692052&forum_id=2

69. Help me become the most legendary gunner ever: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=83485&forum_id=2

68. Google is OVER.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=229606&forum_id=2

67. My flow is slick and smooth like diarrhea: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2

66. Mice in Kitchen, Suggestions?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=774882&forum_id=2

65. OFFICIAL Reporter, D. Auto.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=927632&forum_id=2

64. In this thread, LeiTTTer asks you questions: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=175688&forum_id=2

63. 2006 Biglaw Summer Classes -- Breakdown by School: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=359417&forum_id=2

62. Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2

61. New photo from GW Law orientation: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=473597&forum_id=2

60. I'm doing shrooms tomorrow night: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=118105&forum_id=2

59. Just fucked my dog's face and screamed PWN3D: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=439310&forum_id=2

58. My letter to Susie: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2

57. So "to be fair," what're u doin on NYE? Wait, nevermin: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=907790&forum_id=2

56. OMG!! Dion Alaniz IS BigTex!!!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=350148&forum_id=2

55. Recently became a Christian, taking questions.: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=193235&forum_id=2

54. Guy sitting next to me in Starbucks wearing "?" suit: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&forum_id=2

53. me & whokebe did a reggae version of dylan's 'slow train com: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=905605&forum_id=2

52. *****Official NAKED NUDE BOOBS******Thanks Coked Up [OP edited]: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=240790&forum_id=2

51. quietly: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2

50. The pipes of Sir Vixthror's castle By Poetic dreamer: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2

49. Last person to respond to this thread wins: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=15209&forum_id=2

48. Notice to YLS faculty concerning Heide Iravani: [deleted by mods]

47. Courtroom sketch from Doe vs. XO: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=647030&forum_id=2

46. COME HEAR AND TELL ALL YOUR FUNY JOKES!!!!@!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=229796&forum_id=2

45. I'm 12 feet from her: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=154048&forum_id=2

44. A haiku about fulano: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=493354&forum_id=2

43. Cool guys with cool haircuts at HLS [OP edited]: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=274114&forum_id=2

42. Shit. I think this guy I saw today died...: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&forum_id=2

41. OH NO DIARRHEA ALL OVER THE CARPET WHY DID I FART NAKED: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=198354&forum_id=2

40. Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2

39. About to hook up with the most gunnerish female in my section [OP edited]: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2

38. CLS: ITT 2Ls in Fed Courts Explain Their Selfishness: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=559859&forum_id=2

37. IPGunner: "There is a federal common law, despite ERIE: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=408876&forum_id=2

36. Is it true a Playboy Playmate posted here?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=119852&forum_id=2

35. Rejected Working-Titles for the Holocaust: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=423241&forum_id=2

34. and the wind SCREAMS jewdood: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=940355&forum_id=2

33. blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=98743&forum_id=2

32. Proper etiquette: picking up girl in helicopter [174]: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2

31. analogize your mack game to an nfl player: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2

30. Theaetetus: tried y'all's fucking neanderthalish wiping method: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23417&forum_id=2

29. Wayne State placement in Phoenix: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=137811&forum_id=2

28. The firefighters on Sept. 11 hurt more than they help: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=484669&forum_id=2

27. Jodie Rosello: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=236821&forum_id=2

26. Did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=147077&forum_id=2

25. STB RAISES TO $160K: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568075&forum_id=2

24. I may be starting to lean to Brownstone over McBeef: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616148forum_id=2

23. Julia: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=18399&forum_id=2

22. XOXO: A PRETTY FUCKING SHITTY SOURCE OF INFORMATION: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=184688&forum_id=2

21. YLS 1L CGWBT: [deleted by mods]

20. Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174] [OP edited]: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2

19. The Secret Diary of Whokebe: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2

18. XO EXCLUSIVE: UChicago to Leiter: "DING! Fag.": http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=577417&forum_id=2

17. Rowan. Gross. [deleted by mods]

16. Typical Day For First Year Litigation Associate: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=446186&forum_id=2

15. Notice of lawsuit pending vs. certain AutoAdmit posters: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&forum_id=2

14. rk982 retiring: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=265019&forum_id=2

13. MRS. BRIAN LEITER OUTED (pic): http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=147975&forum_id=2

12. You have a friend in the diamond business: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=504853&forum_id=2

11. ****Revifed 18th Century Englifh Trolling Rules****: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2

10. Just accepted at Sullivan, accepting praise and taking questions: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=514098&forum_id=2

9. I just had amazing sex w/someone NOT my boyfriend!!!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=64039&forum_id=2

8. GTO resigns: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=594221&forum_id=2

7. Just decided not to do a murder-suicide copycat at Hastings Law: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616215&forum_id=2

6. I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2

5. Stupid Bitch to Attend Yale Law: [deleted by mods]

4. Lawboardpwned: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208747&forum_id=2

3. Kirkland Ellis and Bryan Cave to Stabby: "DING! Fag.": http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=246164&forum_id=2

2. you jerks, i got pwn3d: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395748&forum_id=2

1. Big changes coming in the next few days: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=486568&forum_id=2


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Date: October 6th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,.....,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,,

whoa. when was this compiled? this stuff should all be fucking archived for posterity.


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Date: October 6th, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket (top down, chrome spinnin')

Yeah, even though most people agree the rankings kind of suck I didn't want the dood to edit shit out down the road.


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Date: October 6th, 2009 7:59 PM

You should probably copy the last 35 out too.


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Date: October 6th, 2009 8:03 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket (top down, chrome spinnin')

good call


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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: """''""''''

holy shit, 180^180


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Date: October 6th, 2009 4:44 PM
Author: Nigel has more dates than I do



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Date: October 6th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket (top down, chrome spinnin')


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Date: October 6th, 2009 6:05 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'


this should be stickied


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Date: December 3rd, 2009 8:51 PM
Author: .;.;.;.;.;....;.;;.;.;.;.;;.;.;.;.;.



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Date: October 6th, 2009 7:32 PM
Author: Eudemonia

180. tyty.


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Date: October 6th, 2009 7:49 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'


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Date: October 6th, 2009 7:55 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'

i wonder why "stupid bitch to attend yale law" is #6 but "YLS 1L CGWBT" is only #21.


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Date: October 6th, 2009 9:03 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'


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Date: October 6th, 2009 9:14 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'


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Date: October 6th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: ......,.,,,.,,,,........

How many of these were you babbys? I claim 2.


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Date: October 6th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: young ned of the hill

3 top 200 and one last cut


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Date: October 6th, 2009 9:57 PM

You were robbed out of Vinny Testaverde on plane to Boston. That was certainly worthy of at least 180-200


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Date: October 6th, 2009 10:53 PM
Author: young ned of the hill

ty friend


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Date: October 7th, 2009 2:48 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'


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Date: October 6th, 2009 9:55 PM

Does this mean you're in the OP or the primary reason why it's Top 200?


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Date: October 6th, 2009 10:37 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'

why is this not stickied yet


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Date: October 7th, 2009 4:59 AM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

Rach hasn't visited the board in 2 years.


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Date: October 7th, 2009 7:28 AM
Author: .com

This list is far better than the poster list, but no Cunnus is absurd.


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Date: October 7th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'


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Date: October 7th, 2009 11:43 AM
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Date: October 7th, 2009 4:22 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,.;.,,:::,..,,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.

Just realized what was missing: this 430 post tome on Things Poors Do:



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Date: November 4th, 2009 12:55 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'


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Date: December 3rd, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket (top down, chrome spinnin')


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Date: December 3rd, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: ,.,......,......,,,..,.,..,..

Some of the deleted stuff is archived or described in this article: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/AutoAdmit


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Date: December 3rd, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: Phillip T. Writche

Why isn't the poster who predicted the housing bubble in late 2006/ early 2007 number 1


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Date: December 3rd, 2009 8:48 PM
Author: ...,.,.,.....,,, (Never not jerking off at my computer)

Can we please have people like wocket do the ranking instead of the recent garbage?


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Date: February 16th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: Autoadmit TV (http://www.youtube.com/user/AutoadmitTV)

"Leaning toward Brownstone" and "IAMAREFRIGERATOR" (partially) dramatized here:



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Date: April 18th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Linsanity


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Date: August 3rd, 2010 2:23 AM
Author: SpEd with a 3.9 GPA in a TTT major attending Boalt (My 159 doesn't mean I won't make a great lawyer)


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Date: August 3rd, 2010 8:30 PM
Author: SpEd with a 3.9 GPA in a TTT major attending Boalt (My 159 doesn't mean I won't make a great lawyer)

Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum:



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Date: August 6th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: SpEd with a 3.9 GPA in a TTT major attending Boalt (My 159 doesn't mean I won't make a great lawyer)

Me and Whok on stage, duetting Christian Brothers:



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Date: August 11th, 2010 11:51 PM
Author: guy who suicides quietly

this thread needs more love


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Date: August 11th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: hizzlaa


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Date: September 28th, 2010 12:23 PM
Author: Gibreel Farishta


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Date: January 5th, 2011 11:10 PM
Author: burntnorton

why is this not pinned?


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Date: July 5th, 2011 3:21 PM
Author: .com



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Date: January 14th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket (avocado)


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Date: September 22nd, 2011 9:37 PM
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