Date: October 21st, 2009 1:54 AM
Author: plum toilet seat
BREAKING STORY -- THE JIGSAW KILLER SHOCKED AUTHORITIES TONIGHT WITH HIS MOST BRAZEN ABDUCTION YET AS "THE BOX" WAS TAKEN ON LIVE TV. AUTHORITIES REMAIN MYSTIFIED AS TO HOW THE JIGSAW KILLER WAS ABLE TO TEST HIS LATEST VICTIM AND PERFORM A CAPTURE SIMULTANEOUSLY. THE FOLLOWING IS A DIRECT VIDEO TRANSCRIPT OF THE LAST WORDS SPOKEN BY "THE BOX."
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114903&forum_id=2#13035712
http://img39.imageshack.us/i/thebox.jpg/
--i'm such an attention whore
*random chatter*
--wait, are you even real?
*random chatter*
--what the hell, why is this here? (referring to the newly-bumped nose thread)
--wait...tobin bell...he posted there?
--what the hell is going on?
--oh my god
--oh no...i never saw his message
--why is this happening?
--wait...does this mean i'm going to be tested?
--wow guys, don't you get it, i'm finally going to be tested!
--do any of you even know what i'm talking about?
--ok, i'm really leaving to do my homework this time
MORE ON THIS STORY AS IT DEVELOPS.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1116282&forum_id=2#13043628)