anonymous buttsex with seventeen beefy cholos in a barn
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Date: January 17th, 2010 12:14 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
how did you arrive at 17 as the optimal number of beefy cholos?
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Date: January 17th, 2010 12:18 PM Author: MOARDONGSPLZ (Pear Chan Master Man)
It was an iterative process.
When fifteen or fewer beefy cholos were placed in our isolation barn, the amount of Wild n' Crazy Buttsex observed was unsatisfactorily low. Cholos stood about, confused as to what they should be doing. A few of them engaged in perfunctory buttsex, but by and large the group lost focus. One beefy cholo fashioned a makeshift sombrero from a nearby haystack and attempted to ride a donkey housed in the barn, which he referred to as a "burro." Several Cholos attempted to mate with the livestock rather than one another, which was unacceptable. Clearly, a higher population density was needed.
Conversely, placing twenty or more beefy cholos in the barn resulted in bedlam. Cholos ravaged the barn and one another, angrily shouting incomprehensible gibberish in their native tongue. The buttsex quickly deteriorated from Wild n' Crazy Buttsex to Extreme n' Outrageous Buttsex. Numerous test subjects were either killed in the chaos, or had to be destroyed shortly afterward because their assholes had become so stretched out that they were of no further use to the study.
We concluded that seventeen was the optimal number; it was a figure between the two "crisis" numbers, and just a shade closer to the lower bound, which results in a lower Cholo attrition rate.
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Date: January 17th, 2010 12:25 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: January 17th, 2010 12:28 PM Author: ......,.,.,.,,,,.,,,,,,.,.,,,,.,;;,,.,,,
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Date: January 17th, 2010 12:38 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,;,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
Post of the Year.
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Date: January 18th, 2010 1:03 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: January 26th, 2010 3:27 PM Author: ,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,.;.,,:::,..,,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: March 17th, 2010 3:26 PM Author: ,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,.;.,,:::,..,,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
Please edit that out because I want to pretend it took 4 min.
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Date: February 6th, 2010 12:00 PM Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)
How did I not 180 this?
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Date: February 27th, 2010 8:31 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: May 6th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,. (i got the swagger of a cripple)
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Date: July 12th, 2010 1:10 AM Author: ..,.,.,.,,,,,.,,,,,,,,.............,.,.,.,.,.,
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Date: September 27th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: ..,.,.,.,,,,,.,,,,,,,,.............,.,.,.,.,.,
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Date: January 17th, 2010 7:43 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,;,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
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Date: January 17th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: January 18th, 2010 1:03 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: January 18th, 2010 2:56 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: January 18th, 2010 10:05 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
i will keep bumping this until it gets the acclaim it deserves
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Date: January 19th, 2010 8:41 AM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,;,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
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Date: January 21st, 2010 11:53 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: January 25th, 2010 4:38 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
man thank god i had this in my browser history (bc the search aint working lol)
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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:12 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: February 5th, 2010 7:51 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: February 27th, 2010 4:13 PM Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,;,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
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Date: March 5th, 2010 11:43 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: April 15th, 2010 3:55 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: April 15th, 2010 4:03 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retired)
To be fair,
*Screams out "FUCK MY ASS, JOSE!"*
*Watches to see which of the cholos have a startled look in their eyes as they think I have outed them*
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Date: June 17th, 2010 12:08 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: June 19th, 2010 5:46 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: August 16th, 2010 2:22 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
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