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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:18 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,. Subject: SEE UPDATE BELOW
Just got email informing me to report to HR in the am. How fucked? She seemed fine with it at the time and we joke frequently.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068651) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:19 PM Author: ,,,,...,,,...,,..,.;;;
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068673) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.
Is that a defense???
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068682) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:21 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.
Sadly it's the latter :(. I was half joking with her too. FML
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068705) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:22 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.
Lie? What if someone overheard?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068723) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:25 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.
It was in a narrow hallway where somebody I didn't see couldve been just around a corner.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068784) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:06 PM Author: ....,.,,,.,.,..........,,,.....,.,.,.,.,...,,
"deny deny deny"
Correct.
If he does anything else, he's a fucking retard and deserves what he gets.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070689) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.
Has that ever worked
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068753) |

Date: February 9th, 2010 6:26 PM Author: YaleCakeGuy (just go to a TT and transfer to the T14 - best advice ever)
1. Buy 2 plants.
2. Buy a plastic toy fish.
3. Break into your office tonight and put the plants on her desk.
4. Put the fish in one of the plants.
5. Go to HR tomorrow and say, "No, I said, your bass looks amazing in those plants."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068788)
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:30 PM Author: .,.,...,,,.,.,,,,.....,,.,.,.
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068853) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:44 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1192744
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069032) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:48 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
please post a link to any similarly "smile-inducing" post you have made at any point in your (apparently) years-long tenure here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069072) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:55 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
i'm sure that you made many legendary contributions to the board during this long-gone era that you are conveniently precluded from elaborating on. also, i'm sure it's a coincidence that your output since you "began posting under the 'furio' moniker" has been utterly unremarkable.
congratulations on your alleged and unverifiable achievements many years ago
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069133) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM Author: MOARDONGSPLZ
*is a relatively shitty poster*
*reminisces ruefully about "the good old days"*
*contributes nothing*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069087) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:36 PM Author: ...,,,.,.,..,,,...,,..,,..
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068936) |
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:03 PM Author: ,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::
seriously. settle down ya'll.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19212660) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 3:05 AM Author: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| (this is a community account. now stfu)
i'm sick and tired of my time spent here with you idiots.
this was a 167 at best. it's the kind of joke you'd forget the minute after you hear it. anyone who gave a 180 to this is a douchey and/or an aspie POS.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074773)
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:00 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19212634) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2011 7:52 PM Author: ,.,.,..,...,....,.,.,..,.,...,.,.,,..,,.,.,,.,..
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19294507) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:38 PM Author: .,..,.,.
that is ridiculous. you are obviously 15. NEVER admit to ANYTHING
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068967)
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM Author: .,..,.,.
ding ding ding we have a winner
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069108)
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:09 PM Author: ABA
Yes, I would deny the charge up front with everything you've got. Denial doesn't have to be immediate and vocal, but imagine right now you are in a state of deep relaxion, and concentrated on the best way of making your stand one way or the other.
In the big picture you normally wouldn't have to concern yourself over an isolated incident when it comes to a harrassment claim, but if someone above you has been itching to have you removed this could be arranged if they were clever enough and well informed.
So, I would fight this thing boldly right now, she's your secretary and less costly to replace than you. Man, do not permit this incident's aftermath to even catch a whiff of your personel file.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069271) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:12 PM Author: .,..,.,.
This is the credited response.
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069300)
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:34 PM Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
what's this about building a file? he's employed at will.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069498) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:41 PM Author: .,..,.,.
Typical dumbass xoxo poster that doesn't know shit about IRL.
HR departments keep a detailed file on every employee in case of a potential lawsuit. Assuming he is NOT terminated immediately (which is a big assumption), this info can be put in his file and then used as justification to fire him in the future, purely at the whim of the company, but ostensibly on these grounds. It can also be used against him in future performance reviews to justify lack of raises and promotion.
This also largely depends on what state he's in.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069549) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:45 PM Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
but none of the things mentioned need to be justified. at will employment.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069623) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:20 PM Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
CURSING ON THE INTERNET WILL NOT MASK YOUR T50 KNOWLEDGE OF THE LAW
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070065) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:26 PM Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
instead of repeating that, you could tell me, in 20 words or less, why they need a paper trail.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070154) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:29 PM Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
i bet you don't even know!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070218) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:44 PM Author: .,..,.,.
1) detailed records are kept for the purpose of internal disciplinary/termination procedures. this is based on internal company policies, and every single large company does this. The purpose of this is to prevent arbitrary firings, reduce favoritism, maintain the perception of justice and fair procedure among employees, and to serve as a paper trail for wrongful termination suits.
2) the scenario we are discussing is based on the assumption that he is NOT being fired immediately or soon. if this is the case, then he is clearly fucked. if NOT, he needs to keep his record clean.
3) not all states are entirely employment at will. again, it depends on the state.
4) you have an infantile knowledge of law and no real world experience. please shut the fuck up for your own sake.
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY.*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070394) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:36 PM Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
i'll struggle through this awful life. why do they need to keep records if you're employed at will?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070307) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:33 PM Author: .,.,...,,,.,.,,,,.....,,.,.,.
Yeah, apologize* but INSIST that you actually said something more moderate like "those pants look really good on you."
*"I'm sorry if she misheard or misunderstood what I said. I didn't mean to be lewd at all, was just trying to give a simple compliment. But I'm sorry. sheeesh."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068892) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM Author: .,.,...,,,.,.,,,,.....,,.,.,.
why?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069113) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:55 PM Author: .,..,.,.
I've dealt with HR before. They're not your friend.
When you get called in, one of three things is happening. Either
A) You are going to get fired.
B) You are being put into a disciplinary procedure, and you will get fired soon.
C) You are being probed for facts, because they don't quite have enough on you yet, but would like to get more.
In A) and B), he is fucked. If the situation is C), he has a fighting chance of keeping his job. Under no circumstances will honesty benefit him. This is not fourth grade. Admitting ANYTHING is insane.
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069134) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:05 PM Author: .,.,...,,,.,.,,,,.....,,.,.,.
fair enough, sounds like you know more than I do
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069244) |

Date: February 9th, 2010 6:28 PM Author: 272 lbs of fat d00d
did you say it while you were using your IRL pumo avatar?
lol, you pumo faggot.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068822) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:08 PM Author: ....,.,,,.,.,..........,,,.....,.,.,.,.,...,,
Denial is easier, cleaner, and much less likely to lead to any sort of punishment.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070718) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:54 PM Author: ...,.,.,.,.,.::,.,.,.,.,;,;;;;;;,;;;,....,,.,,..,:
172
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069115) |

Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM Author: .,..,.,.
Nobody in here has any clue how HR works. They are the police. Their job is to build a case on you, not be your friend. The more dings they have in your file, the easier it is to fire you at some point if they have to.
NEVER ADMIT TO ANYTHING EVER
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069089) |

Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,....,:::,....;:,.,.:...,:.::,
whew. i'm glad i'm not you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069114) |

Date: February 9th, 2010 7:06 PM Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
just say it wasn't you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069250) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 1:09 AM Author: ..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,
BIGSHAGGYPWN
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14084454) |

Date: February 9th, 2010 7:45 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,.....,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,,
I agree with those who have said that HR is not your friend.
People who end up working in HR get seriously thrilled about occurrences like this. They are no doubt secretly giddy and really hope they can bust you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069618) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:56 PM Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
tcr. just remember that they make a quarter of what you do. they have no reason to like you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069762) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: .,..,.,.
Wrong again. You have no fucking IRL experience. Shut the fuck up.
That is the problem with this site. There are so many 22 year olds willing to opine expertly about things they know nothing about.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069779)
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:54 PM Author: ABA
OP-
Look, you go strong like Cary Grant with Hank scorpio's advice,
"I don't recall saying that, and I would never demean a coworker."
And if this doesn't work, you improvise your ass off, and remember that, in the eyes of your firm, some secretary is a whole lot less costly to replace than you are; and, because she brought this upon herself, you are ethically entitled to finish her off.
Between you and me, you crossed the line when you commented on her "ass" but if I can presume to advise you, you have only one option my lord: prepare for war.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069736) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:25 PM Author: --------
"and remember that, in the eyes of your firm, some secretary is a whole lot less costly to replace than you are"
This is fucking retarded. They absolutely cannot fire her right now or do anything that could be considered retaliation as she would have a slam dunk sexual harassment case against the firm.
His only hope is that the firm sees it as not a big deal and believes that he is not a risk to do this again.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070144) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 1:13 AM Author: ..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,
Yes, silly pumo. She is a member of a protected class and engaged in a protected activity. If she, days later, receives an adverse employment action, it's a mothefucking SLAM DUNK case.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14084492) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:38 PM Author: ...,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,.................,..,,.,.,
bonus points if he says "i'm sooo tired mang" and takes a siesta half way through questioning.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070319) |

Date: February 9th, 2010 8:37 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,.....,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,,
Fortunately no one at your office reads XO and is seeing this thread where you admit guilt.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070316) |

Date: February 9th, 2010 8:38 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,,..,:::,;...,:..,.:..:.,:.::,
She should have told you she would be wearing a new pair when she sued yours off of you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070323) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:59 PM Author: MOARDONGSPLZ
sounds credited.
when i was in college i worked a part-time office job. early in my tenure there, i made an inappropriate comment re: a female coworker's boobs and she was clearly offended. she said, "that was really inappropriate, and I may have to report you." i immediately realized that I went over the line and half-apologized half-joked it away. we never spoke of it again.
she didn't report me, we worked together without incident for two years. we became FRIENDS, and we had a great working relationship. I finished college, and I quit that office job to go to law school. She divorced her husband shortly thereafter for completely unrelated reasons.
during winter break over my 1L year, I returned to my home town to visit. we got and we got together for drinks. I ended up fucking her.
we're still friends.
upon reflection i don't know what the point of this story was, but I FUCKED THAT BITCH YNY
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070587) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:39 PM Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)
lol 180 reflection
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14071119) |

Date: February 9th, 2010 8:56 PM Author: n......
Honestly, you need to go into work tomorrow and tell your MALE co-workers that their asses look great in their pants.
A sexual harassment requires that you treat one sex differently from the other. If you tell everyone that their asses look great, you're in the clear.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070532) |

Date: February 9th, 2010 9:11 PM Author: ....,.,,,.,.,..........,,,.....,.,.,.,.,...,,
HR: Did you say "your ass looks amazing in those pants" to Ms. XYZ?
You: No.
HR: Why would Ms. XYZ accuse you of that.
You: I don't know.
HR: So, uhm, yeah. You can go back to your office.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070758) |

Date: February 9th, 2010 9:48 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,.,.,.,.............,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,....
Anyone remember that long flame thread where the guy said he got in trouble for saying Nigger at work? Is this the same dood
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14071251) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:12 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,.....,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,,
I want to read that again.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072253) |

Date: February 10th, 2010 12:11 AM Author: legoland
A big part of my job is just like the movie Up in the Air. I have a fairly lengthy thread on this subject I would reference if search was working. I don't work in HR but am usually the liaison to HR and work with them frequently in situations like this.
That having been said, you should know that sexual harassment in taken very seriously by virtually every HR department. The odds are against you. The burden is on you to -prove- that this did not happen. They will side with the woman.
In the absence of damning evidence of her making this up you'll either get fired or severely reprimanded. Large part of it has to do with your importance to the company (tenure, roles, responsibilities, etc.), past history, and how lenient HR/management is. Most HR departments are very, very risk averse so that's not good in this situation.
I was personally involved in a situation like this when a co-worker told a woman "fat chicks need lovin' too" and I had to testify against him. If I remember correctly they were teetering on firing or discipline and he got a severe discipline because he was contrite and had a clean record.
Sorry dude.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073106) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:44 AM Author: ....,.,,,.,.,..........,,,.....,.,.,.,.,...,,
"The burden is on you to -prove- that this did not happen."
Can't happen. Best defense is a good offense. She was attracted to OP. He politely turned her down. She became enraged that she could not have what she so desperately wanted, so she made up a story to ruin him.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074605) |

Date: February 10th, 2010 2:45 AM Author: .,,...,..,.,.,..,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,.,
you KNOW what you have to do. you still have a few hours left before dawn breaks and she wakes up for work. i'm not going to say it, but yes, you KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074609) |

Date: February 10th, 2010 7:48 AM Author: _ _ . _ . . . . _ (xoxo official marriage troll)
I once had a co-worker go into a several-minute swearing, screaming rant at my cubicle because I said I didn't want to go to Hooters for a Christmas party.
I had another guy tell me he was going to jack off in the bathroom and showed me some lotion he had in the palm of his hand.
Boys are weird.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075386) |

Date: February 10th, 2010 11:13 PM Author: .,,...,..,.,.,..,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,.,
he'd be back by now if this were real. time's a tickin' on this thread...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083210) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:14 PM Author: .,;'.,;'.,.;'.,.;'.,,.;,;.;,.''';[;.,,'
he's been thrown in the dungeon
its the level below the doc review contract attorneys
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083230) |

Date: February 11th, 2010 4:20 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,.,.,.,.............,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,....
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089099) |

Date: February 11th, 2010 4:47 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,. Subject: UPDATE
Well it was the most nerve-racking grilling of my life. HR had me in there for about 20 minutes. I just denied/played dumb and said "but I'll apologize for whatever I said that she misinterpreted and may have offended her."
here's the kicker: I heard through the graevine it wasn't the secretary who reported me but some fat bitch other secretary in my section. I don't have all the details ahoy how exactly this went down.
As for me I now have a "file" and I cannot fuck up at all again.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089335) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:59 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,.,.........,,,,,,,,,.,.,.
The tyranny of the unfuckables.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089466) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:31 PM Author: Un Escolar y Un Caballero
fat bitches get stitches.
OTOH,
Use this as an opportunity to become emotionally explicit with your secretary. Apologize, and act...well, out of it. Be genuinely sorry for the comment and tell her you have a tendency to get too close to people. You carry your heart on your sleeve. Maybe throw in a little bit of "I may quit and go to Honduras for a while..." She'll come to you telling you everything is all right and you can share your hatred of fat bitches together. If you play your cards right, you can steer in the direction of a lunch/coffee together. Just don't be explicit about it. Simply, tell her you'd rather keep things professional and act hurt and confused. That should be enough for her to open up to you and for you to come in and start suggesting going out together (again, don't be explicit! Let her be the one that reciprocates this interest in meeting outside the office) Trust me bro, take the alpha road on this one.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091183) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:31 PM Author: ;;.....,,..,.,.,.,.,;;;:;..
odds that someone in your firm familiar with this incident is an xoxo poster and will inform HR that (a) you did in fact make the remark, (b) you lied when they asked you about it, and (c) you post on a reputedly racist, misogynistic trashcan of a message board?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091186) |

Date: March 6th, 2010 3:07 AM Author: MarcoSalvetti
how can it be sexual harassment if you person that was "sexually harassed" was not offended
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14311686)
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Date: March 6th, 2010 3:42 AM Author: ::::::;;;::::;;;;;;::;::;;;;;;;;
Well said MarcoSalvetti! That deserves a 180+!
However, what he did was unprofessional. Not a good idea in the slightest either. However, he did not deserve the tong lashing he got. Much less the mark on his file. If i was him I would look for another job. He has two strikes against him at this place. I would also figure out who this "fat" informer was and see that she got what was coming to her. :) And by coming to her, I mean a completely legal act. :)
Anyone, got any idea what this fat witch deserves? I recommend getting her fired someone. Expose her hypocrisy!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14311811) |
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