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Told secretary "your ass looks amazing in those pants"

SEE UPDATE BELOW
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  02/09/10
You need to pretend to be gay asap.
Drunkard
  02/09/10
180
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  02/09/10
*hits Ctrl. P*
Drunkard
  02/09/10
Is that a defense???
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  02/09/10
Yes. Legally and practically.
Drunkard
  02/09/10
quick! make out with me with tongues in full sight of your ...
MOARDONGSPLZ
  02/09/10
gross old man to the lobby paging gross old man to the lo...
Doc Lewis
  02/10/10
No way, dooder. He put in the obligatory "no homo&qu...
Gen. Elba (Space Force Lib-Command)
  03/02/10
yfwgi
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  02/09/10
you're either flaming or retarded.
black guy leisurely crossing a busy street
  02/09/10
Sadly it's the latter :(. I was half joking with her too. ...
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  02/09/10
Just tell the HR people that their asses also look good. Pr...
black guy leisurely crossing a busy street
  02/09/10
tcr. those whores are just jealous.
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  02/09/10
grow a beard.
TexASS
  02/09/10
cr.
SlapJohnson
  02/09/10
flee the country.
Poors: Tap The Rockies
  02/09/10
> She seemed fine with it at the time But then she wen...
kogan
  02/09/10
TI of course TCR
Reema Bajaj\'s bolt on tits
  02/10/10
Firm wide email complimenting everyone's butts? Just to mak...
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  10/21/11
What a fucking bitch. She's probably looking for some $$$
haryder check your private messages
  02/10/10
deny deny deny
hank_scorpio
  02/09/10
Lie? What if someone overheard?
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  02/09/10
did anyone? you should know who was around when you said it
hank_scorpio
  02/09/10
It was in a narrow hallway where somebody I didn't see could...
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  02/09/10
Then deny.
Drunkard
  02/09/10
"deny deny deny" Correct. If he does anythin...
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  02/09/10
Truth is an absolute defense
Poors: Tap The Rockies
  02/09/10
lulz
tortfeaser
  02/09/10
yes have them inspect her ass
corporate warrior poet
  02/09/10
deny, file hostile workplace complaint against her
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  02/09/10
Has that ever worked
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  02/09/10
P.S. The secretary is Albert Einstein
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  02/09/10
1. Buy 2 plants. 2. Buy a plastic toy fish. 3. Brea...
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  02/09/10
180.
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  02/09/10
lol!
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  02/09/10
180!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drunkard
  02/09/10
180
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  02/09/10
180, reads like a good joke from a quality sitcom
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  02/09/10
I think it is being a little overrated, but I'll take it. I...
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  02/09/10
no it was outstanding. the deliberate corniness of it is bea...
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  02/09/10
i agree with you here. i'd have given it a 160, maybe a 165,...
furio
  02/09/10
lol @ your immense hard-on for me
MOARDONGSPLZ
  02/09/10
ty friend
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  02/09/10
a few of those 180s are well deserved. see e.g. http://www.x...
kogan
  02/09/10
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1192744
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  02/09/10
Yeah, not a big fan personally. The only way I would find th...
kogan
  02/09/10
i'm rather familiar with moardODONGLSes's posts. the board d...
furio
  02/09/10
that was somewhat smile-inducing, but not "funny" ...
furio
  02/09/10
please post a link to any similarly "smile-inducing&quo...
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  02/09/10
that would involve outing myself. i've revealed numerous det...
furio
  02/09/10
lol copout
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  02/09/10
i'm sure that you made many legendary contributions to the b...
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  02/09/10
this is 100% right.
MOARDONGSPLZ
  02/09/10
cr
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  02/09/10
Link a 180 post from that era.
send me MAL nudes for TT pictures
  02/09/10
He doesn't need to bother. There is ZERO comparison from th...
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  02/09/10
he should be able to poast some of his work
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  02/09/10
this is 100% right.
furio
  02/09/10
Seriously. You could probably take one of shittier posters ...
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  02/09/10
*is a relatively shitty poster* *reminisces ruefully abou...
MOARDONGSPLZ
  02/09/10
this
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  02/09/10
If search were up, there was a poster who recorded the devel...
Casa Gozo
  02/10/10
no, it's pretty brilliant -- largely because it wouldn't be ...
Renada Deshada obe
  02/10/10
...
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  02/09/10
...
MOARDONGSPLZ
  02/09/10
amazing
kogan
  02/09/10
180
furio
  02/09/10
180
send me MAL nudes for TT pictures
  02/09/10
this is the shrewdest shit ever
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  02/09/10
TWO plants? That is outright decadence brah!
kogan
  02/09/10
i just lol'd in class and turned some heads
there's a wocket in my pocket
  02/09/10
172
OGC
  02/09/10
haha
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  02/09/10
Good but overrated 168
Gunner at TTT arguing assault is a slippery slope
  02/09/10
seriously. settle down ya'll.
\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\"\"\'
  10/20/11
180
impºster
  02/10/10
a "Told secretary 'your bass looks amazing in those pla...
RNP+
  02/10/10
wtf i loled did not expect it.
Biden My Time
  02/10/10
i'm sick and tired of my time spent here with you idiots. ...
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  02/10/10
bye
Mike Yanagita
  02/10/10
180
haryder check your private messages
  02/10/10
i highly recommend this poast.
85 IQ migrant generating wealth
  02/10/10
...
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  10/20/11
180
blink 182
  10/21/11
180
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  11/03/11
dont fight it, recognize you're in the wrong, apologize, and...
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  02/09/10
he'll be escorted out by noon.
Uncle Ruckus
  02/09/10
i would go this route as well. they won't fire you over it b...
LeroyBean
  02/09/10
that is ridiculous. you are obviously 15. NEVER admit to ANY...
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  02/09/10
no 14
LeroyBean
  02/09/10
Unfortunately this is correct. It may be a challenge to pull...
ABA
  02/09/10
are you even kidding me? if he denies, and someone else hear...
LeroyBean
  02/09/10
I didnt realize you knew what his HR department's guidelines...
ABA
  02/09/10
yeah i researched them real quick
LeroyBean
  02/09/10
deny by saying "I don't recall saying that and I'd cert...
hank_scorpio
  02/09/10
ding ding ding we have a winner *THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE...
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Yes, I would deny the charge up front with everything you've...
ABA
  02/09/10
This is the credited response. *THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE....
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  02/09/10
what's this about building a file? he's employed at will.
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  02/09/10
Typical dumbass xoxo poster that doesn't know shit about IRL...
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  02/09/10
but none of the things mentioned need to be justified. at wi...
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  02/09/10
You are so fucking stupid. I can see you took 1L contracts a...
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CURSING ON THE INTERNET WILL NOT MASK YOUR T50 KNOWLEDGE OF ...
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  02/09/10
he's actually right. you, on the other hand, are bizarrely d...
furio
  02/09/10
instead of repeating that, you could tell me, in 20 words or...
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  02/09/10
the reason you're never going to be a lawyer is because you ...
furio
  02/09/10
i bet you don't even know!
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  02/09/10
1) detailed records are kept for the purpose of internal dis...
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  02/09/10
excuse me, good sir. i'd just like to point out that you may...
furio
  02/09/10
i'll struggle through this awful life. why do they need to k...
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  02/09/10
See my post above. Please stop posting. You don't know a fuc...
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  02/09/10
Yeah, apologize* but INSIST that you actually said something...
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  02/09/10
that's fucking idiotic
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  02/09/10
why?
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I've dealt with HR before. They're not your friend. When...
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  02/09/10
fair enough, sounds like you know more than I do
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Cosigned. OP needs to fight this not with niceness but with ...
ABA
  02/09/10
this is 100% credited. no one who is interrogating you is yo...
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  02/09/10
did you say it while you were using your IRL pumo avatar? ...
272 lbs of fat d00d
  02/09/10
yo home to bel air
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This didn't actually happen, but if it did, then it's clear ...
wintergreen
  02/09/10
Why don't you just try to bribe her to shut up about it?
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  02/09/10
Deny everything dude. Or come up with a very plausible soun...
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  02/09/10
Denial is easier, cleaner, and much less likely to lead to a...
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Does the secretary know you personally? If this is at a lar...
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  02/09/10
ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T GET THE EMAIL OR ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT...
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  02/09/10
172
And here come the pretzels!
  02/09/10
Nobody in here has any clue how HR works. They are the polic...
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titcr
Drunkard
  02/09/10
titcNOTLEGALADVICE
GatticusFinch
  02/09/10
I would have to agree with this. THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE.
ITT: George Martin
  02/09/10
whew. i'm glad i'm not you.
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  02/09/10
How amazing are we talking? Truth is the best defense-- brin...
GatticusFinch
  02/09/10
just say it wasn't you.
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  02/09/10
but i caught you on camera
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  02/10/10
BIGSHAGGYPWN
Black Girl Catch Phrase
  02/11/10
I speak as one who was blindsided by female coworkers with a...
ABA
  02/09/10
well, did you do it?
272 lbs of fat d00d
  02/09/10
Of course not. Both were type-a personality, fairly intellig...
ABA
  02/09/10
those bitches just sound crazy
JustWokeUp
  02/09/10
I only mention them to shine spotlight on a interesting less...
ABA
  02/09/10
It's a form of fascism. Females/minorities have a special c...
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  02/09/10
And guess who keeps it going? Democrats
JustWokeUp
  02/09/10
correct
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  02/09/10
bitches like that need to be hate fucked til they bleed
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  02/09/10
yup. I mean I don't root for anyone to get raped, but if on...
JustWokeUp
  02/09/10
You're a bad person. That's OK, though.
exeunt
  02/09/10
how did this happen? I, personally, have never been charg...
JustWokeUp
  02/09/10
It wasn't sexual harrassment, it was workplace harrassment. ...
ABA
  02/09/10
idungetit
I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads
  02/09/10
I've been on the receiving end of designated "minoritie...
ABA
  02/09/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvNS7JfcMM#t=21
Gunner at TTT arguing assault is a slippery slope
  02/09/10
...
Upset Jew
  02/09/10
If this was a normal corporation, you're probably fired. at ...
I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads
  02/09/10
I agree with those who have said that HR is not your friend....
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tcr. just remember that they make a quarter of what you do. ...
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  02/09/10
Wrong again. You have no fucking IRL experience. Shut the fu...
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  02/09/10
they are also basically guided by a bunch of fucking stupid ...
I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads
  02/09/10
lol when lawyers get bitten in the ass by the bullshit they ...
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  02/09/10
OP- Look, you go strong like Cary Grant with Hank scorpio...
ABA
  02/09/10
its so easy to flame here with legal hypos
I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads
  02/09/10
and also easy to seem like you're flaming when drawing from ...
ABA
  02/09/10
true enough. I hope its not flame. these threads never get ...
I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads
  02/09/10
"and remember that, in the eyes of your firm, some secr...
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  02/09/10
lol slam dunk harassment case?
Mr. Magic
  02/10/10
Yes, silly pumo. She is a member of a protected class and en...
Black Girl Catch Phrase
  02/11/10
Strictscrutinypwned, huh?
Grandpa of the Year
  03/02/10
Enter sex rehab
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  02/09/10
not bad advice
I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads
  02/09/10
not bad advice
RNP+
  02/10/10
Enter sex rehab
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  02/09/10
not bad advice
MOARDONGSPLZ
  02/09/10
not bad advice
RNP+
  02/10/10
I'm just scanning the older messages but if you really want/...
legoland
  02/10/10
UPDATE THIS THREAD WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU
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  02/09/10
there's only one thing you can do to escape this, and i'm ac...
furio
  02/09/10
Come into work tomorrow in a giant sombrero and big floppy m...
Night Club Dwight
  02/09/10
cr
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  02/09/10
bonus points if he says "i'm sooo tired mang" and ...
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Fortunately no one at your office reads XO and is seeing thi...
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She should have told you she would be wearing a new pair whe...
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  02/09/10
To be honest, if someone other than a flaming homosexual or ...
Daenerys_Targaryen
  02/09/10
die in a fire
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  02/09/10
Something like this happened to me at work when my boss proc...
Daenerys_Targaryen
  02/09/10
This is a far less fascist policy. TY for being reasonable
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  02/09/10
sounds credited. when i was in college i worked a part-ti...
MOARDONGSPLZ
  02/09/10
Please tell me you repeated that comment about her boobs aft...
JustWokeUp
  02/09/10
lol 180 reflection
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180
the pootriarchy
  02/09/10
describe them
sealclubber
  02/10/10
LOL
blink 182
  10/21/11
i don't want to pile on the criticism of you generally but w...
McBeef E. Cholow
  02/09/10
Honestly, you need to go into work tomorrow and tell your MA...
n......
  02/09/10
GOOD LUCK, OP.
I}e $H /-\\ u N
  02/09/10
Tell them you were humming/singing Ginuwine lyrics to yourse...
NO MA\'AM
  02/09/10
extra points if you laugh incredulously at the notion that s...
MOARDONGSPLZ
  02/09/10
180 to both of you
Cash Money is an Army
  02/10/10
LOL. I remember back when I was an undergrad, some black doo...
Walker, Texas Ranger
  03/06/10
HR: Did you say "your ass looks amazing in those pants&...
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  02/09/10
Anyone remember that long flame thread where the guy said he...
Nigel has more dates than I do
  02/09/10
Probably. But threads like this are basically hypos that xo...
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  02/09/10
I want to read that again.
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  02/09/10
show them the picture you snapped with ur cell phone, provin...
Angsty Teen
  02/09/10
A big part of my job is just like the movie Up in the Air. I...
legoland
  02/10/10
"The burden is on you to -prove- that this did not happ...
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  02/10/10
I'm just giving you the HR perspective from someone who &quo...
legoland
  02/10/10
sounds like a great life you have there
Renada Deshada obe
  02/10/10
It is what it is. No, it's not my life's calling.
legoland
  02/10/10
for once i'm glad i have an ugly secretary
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  02/10/10
Claim you were in a relationship which ended badly. You rec...
FetusBallz
  02/10/10
seems credited, cuz hes fired either way
I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads
  02/10/10
I'd probably just defend myself by saying "To be honest...
JustWokeUp
  02/10/10
you KNOW what you have to do. you still have a few hours le...
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titcr 10,000 roses on her doorstep and you on your knees ...
exeunt
  02/10/10
LOL
Gunner at TTT arguing assault is a slippery slope
  02/10/10
once my secretary took my head and basically shoved it in be...
uandme
  02/10/10
Did you fuck her?
angry jaysus
  02/10/10
I once had a co-worker go into a several-minute swearing, sc...
_ _ . _ . . . . _
  02/10/10
Real men don't need lotion.
Jersey Guido
  02/10/10
Update from OP?
admultosannos
  02/10/10
obviously flame
The Dark Knight
  02/10/10
he'd be back by now if this were real. time's a tickin' on ...
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  02/10/10
he's been thrown in the dungeon its the level below the d...
Neal V. Stephens 410 Alabama Dr. Herndon VA 20170
  02/10/10
how wonder how amazing this ass is though. I have this image...
The Dark Knight
  02/10/10
plz plz plz update oh god oh god
I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads
  02/10/10
i saw a secretary with a hot ass today. thought of this thr...
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...
Nigel has more dates than I do
  02/11/10
UPDATE
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  02/11/10
Play this in your office really loud: http://www.youtube....
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  02/11/10
fat bitches just want to ruin everyone's fun
corporate warrior poet
  02/11/10
Always.
_-,.\\,/<.^`,[~{}~].`^,>\\,/.,-_
  03/02/10
jealous pigs
longwangpoontang
  03/05/10
Odds she's a spinster with 8 cats in her flat?
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
  02/11/10
did you take the plants back?
OGC
  02/11/10
what kind of office job?
\"\'\"\'\"\'\'\"\"
  02/11/10
play this, loud: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8a9yj7IO...
Fight the Oligarh! (mostly ret.)
  02/11/10
The tyranny of the unfuckables.
sears.todo.para.dr.dong
  02/11/10
Ironically, it's ALWAYS the fat bitches who can't roll with ...
fiasco
  02/11/10
that's not irony
OGC
  02/11/10
the double entendre failure can be considered ironic, no?
sealclubber
  03/02/10
See my post above. I knew this would happen.
kogan
  02/11/10
Collude with the hot secretary to get your stories straight....
:D
  02/11/10
fat bitches get stitches. OTOH, Use this as an opport...
Sumting Wong
  02/11/10
there's nothing remotely alpha about that approach.
Call me Chaebong Hyung, Daddy!
  03/06/10
odds that someone in your firm familiar with this incident i...
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  02/11/10
Worse than the odds that this actually happened.
GatticusFinch
  02/11/10
a) OP is flame. b) that would also out the person snitching ...
Da90210
  02/14/10
i really hate fat females. they're always so bitter about li...
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.

Subject: SEE UPDATE BELOW

Just got email informing me to report to HR in the am. How fucked? She seemed fine with it at the time and we joke frequently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068651)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:19 PM
Author: Drunkard (as that 45 told him goodbye)

You need to pretend to be gay asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068659)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:19 PM
Author: ,,,,...,,,...,,..,.;;;

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068673)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: Drunkard (as that 45 told him goodbye)

*hits Ctrl. P*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068685)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Is that a defense???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068682)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: Drunkard (as that 45 told him goodbye)

Yes. Legally and practically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068693)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: MOARDONGSPLZ

quick! make out with me with tongues in full sight of your HR director.

no homo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068686)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:58 AM
Author: Doc Lewis (Puppy Bowl Troll)

gross old man to the lobby

paging gross old man to the lobby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076377)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:49 PM
Author: Gen. Elba (Space Force Lib-Command)

No way, dooder.

He put in the obligatory "no homo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280963)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:19 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,....,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


yfwgi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068664)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:19 PM
Author: black guy leisurely crossing a busy street

you're either flaming or retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068672)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Sadly it's the latter :(. I was half joking with her too. FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068705)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: black guy leisurely crossing a busy street

Just tell the HR people that their asses also look good. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068773)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

tcr. those whores are just jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069821)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: TexASS (Apple Bottom Jeans And The Boots With The Fur Master Womanö)

grow a beard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068679)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: SlapJohnson (An Official SlapJohniker)

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069561)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: Poors: Tap The Rockies

flee the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068695)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: kogan

> She seemed fine with it at the time

But then she went and told a female collegue. That collegue became jealous that she wasnt chosen for the compliment. The collegue is probably the one that suggested that she file an HR complaint. Women are such bitches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069199)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:44 AM
Author: Reema Bajaj\'s bolt on tits

TI of course TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073461)



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Date: October 21st, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: ;;.;.;,;,;,;;...

Firm wide email complimenting everyone's butts? Just to make it fair...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19213614)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:04 AM
Author: haryder check your private messages (firstdatebathroomanal)

What a fucking bitch. She's probably looking for some $$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075918)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

deny deny deny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068697)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Lie? What if someone overheard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068723)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

did anyone? you should know who was around when you said it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068746)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.


It was in a narrow hallway where somebody I didn't see couldve been just around a corner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068784)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:26 PM
Author: Drunkard (as that 45 told him goodbye)

Then deny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068789)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:06 PM
Author: ....,.,,,.,.,..........,,,.....,.,.,.,.,...,,


"deny deny deny"

Correct.

If he does anything else, he's a fucking retard and deserves what he gets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070689)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: Poors: Tap The Rockies

Truth is an absolute defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068706)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:55 PM
Author: tortfeaser

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070528)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:17 PM
Author: corporate warrior poet

yes have them inspect her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072316)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,....,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


deny, file hostile workplace complaint against her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068717)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Has that ever worked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068753)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: ,\';;\'.;\'.\';.;\'.\';.\';.\';.\'.\';.\';.\'.


P.S. The secretary is Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068743)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:26 PM
Author: .;.;.;....;......;....;.....:....;....;..;..... (just go to a TT and transfer to the T14 - best advice ever)


1. Buy 2 plants.

2. Buy a plastic toy fish.

3. Break into your office tonight and put the plants on her desk.

4. Put the fish in one of the plants.

5. Go to HR tomorrow and say, "No, I said, your bass looks amazing in those plants."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068788)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:26 PM
Author: ,\';;\'.;\'.\';.;\'.\';.\';.\';.\'.\';.\';.\'.


180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068799)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:27 PM
Author: ;',,..:;..;,.

lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068805)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Drunkard (as that 45 told him goodbye)

180!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068814)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:30 PM
Author: .,.,...,,,.,.,,,,.....,,.,.,.


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068853)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: ,..,.,.,.,.,..,.

180, reads like a good joke from a quality sitcom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068908)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: .;.;.;....;......;....;.....:....;....;..;..... (just go to a TT and transfer to the T14 - best advice ever)


I think it is being a little overrated, but I'll take it. I say in 2006 this would have gotten me one 178.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068962)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

no it was outstanding. the deliberate corniness of it is beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068970)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:40 PM
Author: furio

i agree with you here. i'd have given it a 160, maybe a 165, back in 2006, but standards have eroded significantly since then (see e.g. every 180 MOARDONGMANPLZ has ever received), so i thought the 180 i gave you was appropriate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068987)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: MOARDONGSPLZ

lol @ your immense hard-on for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068997)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: .;.;.;....;......;....;.....:....;....;..;..... (just go to a TT and transfer to the T14 - best advice ever)


ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069004)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:42 PM
Author: kogan

a few of those 180s are well deserved. see e.g. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1191314&PHPSESSID=129178fc722b67ee40bffbc2e5dfa73a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069006)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:44 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.


http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1192744

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069032)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:47 PM
Author: kogan

Yeah, not a big fan personally. The only way I would find that funny is if he was parodying something else in which case I'd need to see the original.

Come to think of it, the board does have a hardon for MOARDONGZ. He is funny but I suspect his adulation is more so for his faggotry over puppies or whatever the fuck he calls them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069058)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: furio

i'm rather familiar with moardODONGLSes's posts. the board does have a hardon for him. very weird. i'm actually glad that i don't have as many retardist XOXO e-friends as MOARDLINGS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069079)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: furio

that was somewhat smile-inducing, but not "funny" in the way a good joke might (and ought to) be, and certainly not 180-worthy, at least not by any pre-2009 measure. a post like that would have prompted many "get the fuck out of here" responses back in 2007. the competition was simply fierce back then. there were just too many fucking amazing posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069057)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:48 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.


please post a link to any similarly "smile-inducing" post you have made at any point in your (apparently) years-long tenure here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069072)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: furio

that would involve outing myself. i've revealed numerous details about my firm, lawschool and LSAT score on this site, details which any reasonably un-stupid XOXO detective would be able to quickly connect and use to discover my true identity. so i can't link to any post i made before december of 2009, when i first began posting under the "furio" moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069092)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.:.,:,,:....,:::,..,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,,


lol copout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069111)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:55 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.


i'm sure that you made many legendary contributions to the board during this long-gone era that you are conveniently precluded from elaborating on. also, i'm sure it's a coincidence that your output since you "began posting under the 'furio' moniker" has been utterly unremarkable.

congratulations on your alleged and unverifiable achievements many years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069133)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: MOARDONGSPLZ

this is 100% right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069165)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: ./...;;.....;..\'.....;....,,.,.,.,.


cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069292)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: send me MAL nudes for TT pictures

Link a 180 post from that era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069075)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: .;.;.;....;......;....;.....:....;....;..;..... (just go to a TT and transfer to the T14 - best advice ever)


He doesn't need to bother. There is ZERO comparison from then to now. This current state of affairs pales to then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069084)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.:.,:,,:....,:::,..,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,,


he should be able to poast some of his work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069090)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: furio

this is 100% right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069101)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: .;.;.;....;......;....;.....:....;....;..;..... (just go to a TT and transfer to the T14 - best advice ever)


Seriously. You could probably take one of shittier posters back then like fulano or drewsucksoe and they would be top 10 posters today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069081)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: MOARDONGSPLZ

*is a relatively shitty poster*

*reminisces ruefully about "the good old days"*

*contributes nothing*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069087)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.:.,:,,:....,:::,..,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,,


this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069164)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:07 AM
Author: Casa Gozo

If search were up, there was a poster who recorded the development of the 180, where its use increased 6-fold in 2009 and is on the rise again in 2010.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075942)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:51 AM
Author: Renada Deshada obe

no, it's pretty brilliant -- largely because it wouldn't be at all ridiculous to try it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076309)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: ...,,,.,.,..,,,...,,..,,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068936)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: MOARDONGSPLZ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068937)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: kogan

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068955)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: furio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068969)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: send me MAL nudes for TT pictures

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069000)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:42 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.:.,:,,:....,:::,..,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,,


this is the shrewdest shit ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069011)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: kogan

TWO plants? That is outright decadence brah!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069077)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:26 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket (top down, chrome spinnin')

i just lol'd in class and turned some heads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069414)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:08 PM
Author: OGC

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069913)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:10 PM
Author: ......w.erw....wrw........wrw


haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069939)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:35 PM
Author: Gunner at TTT arguing assault is a slippery slope

Good but overrated

168

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070295)



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:03 PM
Author: \"\"\"\'\'\'\'\"\"\'

seriously. settle down ya'll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19212660)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:25 AM
Author: impºster (now 100% fake)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074497)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:40 AM
Author: RNP+ (-recognition +potential)

a "Told secretary 'your bass looks amazing in those plants'" parody thread would have been okay, but this poast is 180 material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074585)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 3:02 AM
Author: Biden My Time

wtf i loled

did not expect it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074752)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 3:05 AM
Author: ....,......,............,,.................,...... (this is a community account. now stfu)


i'm sick and tired of my time spent here with you idiots.

this was a 167 at best. it's the kind of joke you'd forget the minute after you hear it. anyone who gave a 180 to this is a douchey and/or an aspie POS.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074773)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:52 AM
Author: Mike Yanagita

bye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076312)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:05 AM
Author: haryder check your private messages (firstdatebathroomanal)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075926)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:48 PM
Author: 85 IQ migrant generating wealth (le courageux petit poaster à la rescousse)

i highly recommend this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083666)



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:00 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19212634)



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Date: October 21st, 2011 12:54 AM
Author: blink 182

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19213625)



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Date: November 3rd, 2011 7:52 PM
Author: ,.,.,..,...,....,.,.,..,.,...,.,.,,..,,.,.,,.,..


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19294507)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:27 PM
Author: ,\';;\'.;\'.\';.;\'.\';.\';.\';.\'.\';.\';.\'.


dont fight it, recognize you're in the wrong, apologize, and move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068810)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Uncle Ruckus (JaggedEdge)

he'll be escorted out by noon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068819)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: LeroyBean

i would go this route as well. they won't fire you over it but you'll definitely get some unfun reprimand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068826)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

that is ridiculous. you are obviously 15. NEVER admit to ANYTHING

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068967)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: LeroyBean

no 14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069002)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:44 PM
Author: ABA

Unfortunately this is correct. It may be a challenge to pull off acting gay for the HR audience, but that would be a most heroic thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069038)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:45 PM
Author: LeroyBean

are you even kidding me? if he denies, and someone else heard, he would lose his job more easily than if he admitted and submitted a formal apology and voluntarily attended sexual harassment classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069046)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:47 PM
Author: ABA

I didnt realize you knew what his HR department's guidelines were surrounding this sort of conduct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069065)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:48 PM
Author: LeroyBean

yeah i researched them real quick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069071)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

deny by saying "I don't recall saying that and I'd certainly never demean a coworker"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069098)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

ding ding ding we have a winner

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069108)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:09 PM
Author: ABA

Yes, I would deny the charge up front with everything you've got. Denial doesn't have to be immediate and vocal, but imagine right now you are in a state of deep relaxion, and concentrated on the best way of making your stand one way or the other.

In the big picture you normally wouldn't have to concern yourself over an isolated incident when it comes to a harrassment claim, but if someone above you has been itching to have you removed this could be arranged if they were clever enough and well informed.

So, I would fight this thing boldly right now, she's your secretary and less costly to replace than you. Man, do not permit this incident's aftermath to even catch a whiff of your personel file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069271)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

This is the credited response.

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069300)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


what's this about building a file? he's employed at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069498)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

Typical dumbass xoxo poster that doesn't know shit about IRL.

HR departments keep a detailed file on every employee in case of a potential lawsuit. Assuming he is NOT terminated immediately (which is a big assumption), this info can be put in his file and then used as justification to fire him in the future, purely at the whim of the company, but ostensibly on these grounds. It can also be used against him in future performance reviews to justify lack of raises and promotion.

This also largely depends on what state he's in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069549)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


but none of the things mentioned need to be justified. at will employment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069623)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

You are so fucking stupid. I can see you took 1L contracts and understand at-will employment.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069767)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:20 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


CURSING ON THE INTERNET WILL NOT MASK YOUR T50 KNOWLEDGE OF THE LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070065)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: furio

he's actually right. you, on the other hand, are bizarrely dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070086)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


instead of repeating that, you could tell me, in 20 words or less, why they need a paper trail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070154)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:29 PM
Author: furio

the reason you're never going to be a lawyer is because you don't know how to think. (whether that has to do with your "t26" status or something else is another issue.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070209)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:29 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


i bet you don't even know!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070218)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

1) detailed records are kept for the purpose of internal disciplinary/termination procedures. this is based on internal company policies, and every single large company does this. The purpose of this is to prevent arbitrary firings, reduce favoritism, maintain the perception of justice and fair procedure among employees, and to serve as a paper trail for wrongful termination suits.

2) the scenario we are discussing is based on the assumption that he is NOT being fired immediately or soon. if this is the case, then he is clearly fucked. if NOT, he needs to keep his record clean.

3) not all states are entirely employment at will. again, it depends on the state.

4) you have an infantile knowledge of law and no real world experience. please shut the fuck up for your own sake.

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070394)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: furio

excuse me, good sir. i'd just like to point out that you may be the stupidest poster who ever posted on xoxo. thank you for your time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070077)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:36 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


i'll struggle through this awful life. why do they need to keep records if you're employed at will?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070307)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

See my post above. Please stop posting. You don't know a fucking thing.

This is the problem with xoxo. 22 year olds giving out advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070409)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: .,.,...,,,.,.,,,,.....,,.,.,.


Yeah, apologize* but INSIST that you actually said something more moderate like "those pants look really good on you."

*"I'm sorry if she misheard or misunderstood what I said. I didn't mean to be lewd at all, was just trying to give a simple compliment. But I'm sorry. sheeesh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068892)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

that's fucking idiotic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069083)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM
Author: .,.,...,,,.,.,,,,.....,,.,.,.


why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069113)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:55 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

I've dealt with HR before. They're not your friend.

When you get called in, one of three things is happening. Either

A) You are going to get fired.

B) You are being put into a disciplinary procedure, and you will get fired soon.

C) You are being probed for facts, because they don't quite have enough on you yet, but would like to get more.

In A) and B), he is fucked. If the situation is C), he has a fighting chance of keeping his job. Under no circumstances will honesty benefit him. This is not fourth grade. Admitting ANYTHING is insane.

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069134)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,,,.,.,,,,.....,,.,.,.


fair enough, sounds like you know more than I do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069244)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: ABA

Cosigned. OP needs to fight this not with niceness but with the same ingenuity that his secretary showed in lulling his senses asleep around her boundaries for the sake or opportunity of ensnaring him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069333)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:17 PM
Author: ......w.erw....wrw........wrw


this is 100% credited. no one who is interrogating you is your friend. if they had enough evidence to fuck you, they wouldnt bother asking you questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070032)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: 272 lbs of fat d00d

did you say it while you were using your IRL pumo avatar?

lol, you pumo faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068822)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: ,..,.,.,.,.,..,.

yo home to bel air

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068912)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: wintergreen

This didn't actually happen, but if it did, then it's clear that you completely misinterpreted the nature/closeness of your relationship with your secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068972)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,...:.,.:....:...,..,,,,,.


Why don't you just try to bribe her to shut up about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069005)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:43 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

Deny everything dude. Or come up with a very plausible sounding cover story. Either way, never admit to anything ITE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069024)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: ....,.,,,.,.,..........,,,.....,.,.,.,.,...,,


Denial is easier, cleaner, and much less likely to lead to any sort of punishment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070718)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:44 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,...:.,.:....:...,..,,,,,.


Does the secretary know you personally? If this is at a large place, just pretend to be confused like it was someone else who did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069031)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:44 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,...:.,.:....:...,..,,,,,.


ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T GET THE EMAIL OR ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069039)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:54 PM
Author: And here come the pretzels!

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069115)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

Nobody in here has any clue how HR works. They are the police. Their job is to build a case on you, not be your friend. The more dings they have in your file, the easier it is to fire you at some point if they have to.

NEVER ADMIT TO ANYTHING EVER

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069089)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Drunkard (as that 45 told him goodbye)

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069100)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: GatticusFinch

titcNOTLEGALADVICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069309)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: ITT: George Martin (Brofessor Chaz Willinghamn III, LLM)

I would have to agree with this. THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069136)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,....,:::,....;:,.,.:...,:.::,


whew. i'm glad i'm not you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069114)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:01 PM
Author: GatticusFinch

How amazing are we talking? Truth is the best defense-- bring a poster board blow up of that ass and be prepared to make your claim. "Are we not men!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069196)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


just say it wasn't you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069250)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 4:54 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


but i caught you on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14079366)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 1:09 AM
Author: Black Girl Catch Phrase

BIGSHAGGYPWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14084454)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: ABA

I speak as one who was blindsided by female coworkers with a charge of harrassment on two separate occasions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069295)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: 272 lbs of fat d00d

well, did you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069299)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:25 PM
Author: ABA

Of course not. Both were type-a personality, fairly intelligent (prolly moreso than me) girls who both shared in a kind of prone-to-playing-head-games immaturity. Twice I was called on the carpet years apart. The first time my boss relocated me to a diffferent team, and my accusor quit a couple months later--this was over three years ago. The second time my teammates rallied giving statements to my benefit and, as in the first case, my accuser quit only, this time, a couple days later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069407)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: JustWokeUp

those bitches just sound crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069416)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: ABA

I only mention them to shine spotlight on a interesting lesson: there's females in the worlplace who look upon being able to slow some guy down by calling him a harrasser as a sort of playing card which they may retain up their sleeve or lay down at any moment, but not only this, these females actively construct and direct workplace scenarios by which they mean to acquire the card for future use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069546)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

It's a form of fascism. Females/minorities have a special card that they know they can go nuclear with if they have to. It's disgusting, and guess who created it? Lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069571)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:43 PM
Author: JustWokeUp

And guess who keeps it going? Democrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069586)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069610)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:29 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

bitches like that need to be hate fucked til they bleed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069432)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: JustWokeUp

yup. I mean I don't root for anyone to get raped, but if one were to get raped...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069579)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:21 PM
Author: exeunt

You're a bad person. That's OK, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069376)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: JustWokeUp

how did this happen?

I, personally, have never been charged with sexual harassment, which continues to astound me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069397)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:43 PM
Author: ABA

It wasn't sexual harrassment, it was workplace harrassment. I entered thinking the two forms close enough that I might have a go of counseling OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069593)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads

idungetit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069833)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: ABA

I've been on the receiving end of designated "minorities" who were apparently trying to use instruments which arose out of a sensitivity to political correctness rather as cudgels to hit people like me with than as a protective shield in the "workplace."

Just because I've won every time, doesn't mean I forget the dimensions of the trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069882)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:22 PM
Author: Gunner at TTT arguing assault is a slippery slope

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvNS7JfcMM#t=21

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069383)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:31 PM
Author: Upset Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069459)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:32 PM
Author: I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads

If this was a normal corporation, you're probably fired. at a law firm, not so sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069473)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,.....,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,,


I agree with those who have said that HR is not your friend.

People who end up working in HR get seriously thrilled about occurrences like this. They are no doubt secretly giddy and really hope they can bust you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069618)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


tcr. just remember that they make a quarter of what you do. they have no reason to like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069762)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

Wrong again. You have no fucking IRL experience. Shut the fuck up.

That is the problem with this site. There are so many 22 year olds willing to opine expertly about things they know nothing about.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069779)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:58 PM
Author: I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads

they are also basically guided by a bunch of fucking stupid lawsuits brought by dumpster lawyers-

In some ways this is poetic justice for the faggotry that went on in the nineties sexual harassment hayday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069799)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

lol when lawyers get bitten in the ass by the bullshit they concocted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069926)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:54 PM
Author: ABA

OP-

Look, you go strong like Cary Grant with Hank scorpio's advice,

"I don't recall saying that, and I would never demean a coworker."

And if this doesn't work, you improvise your ass off, and remember that, in the eyes of your firm, some secretary is a whole lot less costly to replace than you are; and, because she brought this upon herself, you are ethically entitled to finish her off.

Between you and me, you crossed the line when you commented on her "ass" but if I can presume to advise you, you have only one option my lord: prepare for war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069736)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads

its so easy to flame here with legal hypos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069768)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: ABA

and also easy to seem like you're flaming when drawing from real life experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069787)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:59 PM
Author: I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads

true enough. I hope its not flame. these threads never get updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069803)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: --------

"and remember that, in the eyes of your firm, some secretary is a whole lot less costly to replace than you are"

This is fucking retarded. They absolutely cannot fire her right now or do anything that could be considered retaliation as she would have a slam dunk sexual harassment case against the firm.

His only hope is that the firm sees it as not a big deal and believes that he is not a risk to do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070144)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:10 PM
Author: Mr. Magic

lol slam dunk harassment case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076484)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 1:13 AM
Author: Black Girl Catch Phrase

Yes, silly pumo. She is a member of a protected class and engaged in a protected activity. If she, days later, receives an adverse employment action, it's a mothefucking SLAM DUNK case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14084492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Grandpa of the Year

Strictscrutinypwned, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14282553)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: ....:::..,,,.:,

Enter sex rehab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069752)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads

not bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069782)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:50 AM
Author: RNP+ (-recognition +potential)

not bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074651)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: ....:::..,,,.:,

Enter sex rehab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069753)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: MOARDONGSPLZ

not bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069828)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:51 AM
Author: RNP+ (-recognition +potential)

not bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074654)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: legoland

I'm just scanning the older messages but if you really want/need your job and are willing to goto this extreme this will probably work.

I've seen a couple of people do this with alcohol and drug related issues at work and got a pass. They genuinely didn't have a problem but got busted smoking pot at work or something like that and then "admitted" they had a problem and went into a program and got off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14082089)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

UPDATE THIS THREAD WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069981)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:22 PM
Author: furio

there's only one thing you can do to escape this, and i'm actually shocked that no one has identified it. actually, it's not that surprising given the TTT posters that post here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070102)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: Night Club Dwight

Come into work tomorrow in a giant sombrero and big floppy mustache. Whenever they ask you a question, answer with "que?" You couldn't have said it if you can't speak English, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070159)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070270)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:38 PM
Author: ...,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,.................,..,,.,.,


bonus points if he says "i'm sooo tired mang" and takes a siesta half way through questioning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070319)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,.....,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,,


Fortunately no one at your office reads XO and is seeing this thread where you admit guilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070316)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:38 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,,..,:::,;...,:..,.:..:.,:.::,


She should have told you she would be wearing a new pair when she sued yours off of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070323)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: Daenerys_Targaryen

To be honest, if someone other than a flaming homosexual or close, taken male friend with whom I have this sort of joking relationship said this to me I would probably to go to HR as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070422)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

die in a fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070431)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:51 PM
Author: Daenerys_Targaryen

Something like this happened to me at work when my boss proceeded to get drunk at a work function. Fortunately he apologized to me the first thing in the morning the next day. I told myself that if he apologized then it was a problem between two people and we need not involve anyone else.

I guess the first time it happens I'd just let it slide but if it happened a second time I'd go to HR. Everyone says stupid stuff but inappropriate comments should not become a pattern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070471)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

This is a far less fascist policy. TY for being reasonable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070508)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:59 PM
Author: MOARDONGSPLZ

sounds credited.

when i was in college i worked a part-time office job. early in my tenure there, i made an inappropriate comment re: a female coworker's boobs and she was clearly offended. she said, "that was really inappropriate, and I may have to report you." i immediately realized that I went over the line and half-apologized half-joked it away. we never spoke of it again.

she didn't report me, we worked together without incident for two years. we became FRIENDS, and we had a great working relationship. I finished college, and I quit that office job to go to law school. She divorced her husband shortly thereafter for completely unrelated reasons.

during winter break over my 1L year, I returned to my home town to visit. we got and we got together for drinks. I ended up fucking her.

we're still friends.

upon reflection i don't know what the point of this story was, but I FUCKED THAT BITCH YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070587)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: JustWokeUp

Please tell me you repeated that comment about her boobs after you plowed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14071109)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)

lol 180 reflection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14071119)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: the pootriarchy (this is not fat chick, you 'tard)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072204)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:09 PM
Author: sealclubber

describe them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076479)



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Date: October 21st, 2011 12:55 AM
Author: blink 182

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19213632)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:04 PM
Author: McBeef E. Cholow

i don't want to pile on the criticism of you generally but what work does "proceeded to" do in the first sentence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072153)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:56 PM
Author: n......

Honestly, you need to go into work tomorrow and tell your MALE co-workers that their asses look great in their pants.

A sexual harassment requires that you treat one sex differently from the other. If you tell everyone that their asses look great, you're in the clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070532)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: I}e $H /-\\ u N

GOOD LUCK, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070622)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: NO MA\'AM

Tell them you were humming/singing Ginuwine lyrics to yourself and that you're sorry she thought you were referring to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070630)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: MOARDONGSPLZ

extra points if you laugh incredulously at the notion that she thought that she was referring to her, as though she's flattering herself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070646)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:18 AM
Author: Cash Money is an Army

180 to both of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073182)



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Date: March 6th, 2010 4:15 AM
Author: Walker, Texas Ranger

LOL. I remember back when I was an undergrad, some black dood was singing "you in those jeans... is there any more room for me" then some chick turned to look at him, and he sang "but, I'm not talkin' about youuuu." Ginuwine IRL 180, right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14311920)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: ....,.,,,.,.,..........,,,.....,.,.,.,.,...,,


HR: Did you say "your ass looks amazing in those pants" to Ms. XYZ?

You: No.

HR: Why would Ms. XYZ accuse you of that.

You: I don't know.

HR: So, uhm, yeah. You can go back to your office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070758)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:48 PM
Author: Nigel has more dates than I do

Anyone remember that long flame thread where the guy said he got in trouble for saying Nigger at work? Is this the same dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14071251)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: .,..,.,.

Probably. But threads like this are basically hypos that xoxo gunners like me jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14071265)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,.....,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,,


I want to read that again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072253)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: Angsty Teen

show them the picture you snapped with ur cell phone, proving that her ass did, in fact, look amazing in those pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072378)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: legoland

A big part of my job is just like the movie Up in the Air. I have a fairly lengthy thread on this subject I would reference if search was working. I don't work in HR but am usually the liaison to HR and work with them frequently in situations like this.

That having been said, you should know that sexual harassment in taken very seriously by virtually every HR department. The odds are against you. The burden is on you to -prove- that this did not happen. They will side with the woman.

In the absence of damning evidence of her making this up you'll either get fired or severely reprimanded. Large part of it has to do with your importance to the company (tenure, roles, responsibilities, etc.), past history, and how lenient HR/management is. Most HR departments are very, very risk averse so that's not good in this situation.

I was personally involved in a situation like this when a co-worker told a woman "fat chicks need lovin' too" and I had to testify against him. If I remember correctly they were teetering on firing or discipline and he got a severe discipline because he was contrite and had a clean record.

Sorry dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073106)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:44 AM
Author: ....,.,,,.,.,..........,,,.....,.,.,.,.,...,,


"The burden is on you to -prove- that this did not happen."

Can't happen. Best defense is a good offense. She was attracted to OP. He politely turned her down. She became enraged that she could not have what she so desperately wanted, so she made up a story to ruin him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074605)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:11 AM
Author: legoland

I'm just giving you the HR perspective from someone who "restructures" for a living.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075983)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:49 AM
Author: Renada Deshada obe

sounds like a great life you have there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076284)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:57 AM
Author: legoland

It is what it is. No, it's not my life's calling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076376)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:14 AM
Author: ...,.,.,.....,,,

for once i'm glad i have an ugly secretary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073131)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:40 AM
Author: FetusBallz

Claim you were in a relationship which ended badly. You recently broke up with her and she is probably on her period. Ask her to offer a sample menstrual swab to test your claim. Make sure to wink suggestively during the questioning at everyone involved.Ask her out after you've been exonerated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073440)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:27 AM
Author: I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads

seems credited, cuz hes fired either way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074514)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:27 AM
Author: JustWokeUp

I'd probably just defend myself by saying "To be honest, I know it was crude, and I'm sorry about that, but her ass DID look great."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074508)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:45 AM
Author: .,,...,..,.,.,..,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,.,


you KNOW what you have to do. you still have a few hours left before dawn breaks and she wakes up for work. i'm not going to say it, but yes, you KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074609)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 3:00 AM
Author: exeunt

titcr

10,000 roses on her doorstep and you on your knees strumming a guitar has never failed to sway a girl's heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074739)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 5:57 PM
Author: Gunner at TTT arguing assault is a slippery slope

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14079973)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 3:00 AM
Author: uandme

once my secretary took my head and basically shoved it in between her boobs. she was young and pretty. this was done in a bar in front of other members of the team. true story people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074744)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 5:54 AM
Author: angry jaysus

Did you fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075289)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 7:48 AM
Author: _ _ . _ . . . . _ (xoxo official marriage troll)

I once had a co-worker go into a several-minute swearing, screaming rant at my cubicle because I said I didn't want to go to Hooters for a Christmas party.

I had another guy tell me he was going to jack off in the bathroom and showed me some lotion he had in the palm of his hand.

Boys are weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075386)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:03 AM
Author: Jersey Guido

Real men don't need lotion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075910)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:09 PM
Author: admultosannos

Update from OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083167)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: The Dark Knight (Like a sprained ankle, boy I ain't nothing to play with)

obviously flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083198)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:13 PM
Author: .,,...,..,.,.,..,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,.,


he'd be back by now if this were real. time's a tickin' on this thread...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083210)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: Neal V. Stephens 410 Alabama Dr. Herndon VA 20170

he's been thrown in the dungeon

its the level below the doc review contract attorneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083230)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:15 PM
Author: The Dark Knight (Like a sprained ankle, boy I ain't nothing to play with)

how wonder how amazing this ass is though. I have this image of Rosa Acosta wearing tight black pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083243)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:15 PM
Author: I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads

plz plz plz update oh god oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083240)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 12:39 AM
Author: ...,.,.,.....,,,

i saw a secretary with a hot ass today. thought of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14084189)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:20 PM
Author: Nigel has more dates than I do



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089099)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:47 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,.

Subject: UPDATE

Well it was the most nerve-racking grilling of my life. HR had me in there for about 20 minutes. I just denied/played dumb and said "but I'll apologize for whatever I said that she misinterpreted and may have offended her."

here's the kicker: I heard through the graevine it wasn't the secretary who reported me but some fat bitch other secretary in my section. I don't have all the details ahoy how exactly this went down.

As for me I now have a "file" and I cannot fuck up at all again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089335)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:51 PM
Author: ~~~}}}}}-\\\'<

Play this in your office really loud:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uKlyRy5TA0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089387)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:52 PM
Author: corporate warrior poet

fat bitches just want to ruin everyone's fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089393)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:54 PM
Author: _-,.\\,/<.^`,[~{}~].`^,>\\,/.,-_

Always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14281008)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:56 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

jealous pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14306276)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: Hitler Did Nothing Wrong (OH GOD MY ASSHOLE IS BURNING WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS)

Odds she's a spinster with 8 cats in her flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089417)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:56 PM
Author: OGC (Official athletic chick troll (BvM is an impoaster))

did you take the plants back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089442)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:57 PM
Author: \"\'\"\'\"\'\'\"\" (Nuclear Latham)

what kind of office job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089448)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:57 PM
Author: Fight the Oligarh! (mostly ret.)

play this, loud:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8a9yj7IOOo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089453)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:59 PM
Author: sears.todo.para.dr.dong

The tyranny of the unfuckables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089466)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:22 PM
Author: fiasco

Ironically, it's ALWAYS the fat bitches who can't roll with a joke.

Gratz for surviving, man. I wish there was a way to get that person back but sadly there probably isn't without you risking your job. Just hope the diabetes takes her soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091107)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:28 PM
Author: OGC (Official athletic chick troll (BvM is an impoaster))

that's not irony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091158)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: sealclubber

the double entendre failure can be considered ironic, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280965)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:25 PM
Author: kogan

See my post above. I knew this would happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091131)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:26 PM
Author: :D (i'm pretty sure :D is better than every therapist.)

Collude with the hot secretary to get your stories straight...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091141)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:31 PM
Author: Sumting Wong

fat bitches get stitches.

OTOH,

Use this as an opportunity to become emotionally explicit with your secretary. Apologize, and act...well, out of it. Be genuinely sorry for the comment and tell her you have a tendency to get too close to people. You carry your heart on your sleeve. Maybe throw in a little bit of "I may quit and go to Honduras for a while..." She'll come to you telling you everything is all right and you can share your hatred of fat bitches together. If you play your cards right, you can steer in the direction of a lunch/coffee together. Just don't be explicit about it. Simply, tell her you'd rather keep things professional and act hurt and confused. That should be enough for her to open up to you and for you to come in and start suggesting going out together (again, don't be explicit! Let her be the one that reciprocates this interest in meeting outside the office) Trust me bro, take the alpha road on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091183)



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Date: March 6th, 2010 9:11 AM
Author: Call me Chaebong Hyung, Daddy!

there's nothing remotely alpha about that approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14312247)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:31 PM
Author: ;;.....,,..,.,.,.,.,;;;:;..


odds that someone in your firm familiar with this incident is an xoxo poster and will inform HR that (a) you did in fact make the remark, (b) you lied when they asked you about it, and (c) you post on a reputedly racist, misogynistic trashcan of a message board?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091186)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:38 PM
Author: GatticusFinch

Worse than the odds that this actually happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091249)



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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:10 PM
Author: Da90210

a) OP is flame. b) that would also out the person snitching as a poster to XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14115303)



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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: 431 (god protect me from your followers)

i really hate fat females. they're always so bitter about life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14115257)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, FOUR TIME US Open Champion (still Deadlifter)

Wow, agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280993)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: The Dark Knight (If you're havin' search problems I feel bad for you son)

spot on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280996)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: The Dark Knight (If you're havin' search problems I feel bad for you son)

i loathe fat bitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280973)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:28 PM
Author: 200 eggrolls for citizenship bro

dood, i only ratted you out to HR because you keep referring to me as a secretary. i'm a 3rd year associate. and yes, my ass DOES look amazing, thankyouverymuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091151)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:32 PM
Author: impºster (now 100% fake)

(rudolph)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091194)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:34 PM
Author: kogan

(ksusha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091217)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 10:13 PM
Author: fiasco

Obvious flame. No third year's ass in BIGLAW looks amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14092781)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: FriendlyDood

reminder: ruskie regularly searches for threads containing "ass," just so she can make sure you remember that hers is awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#15625617)



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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:01 PM
Author: Gunner at TTT arguing assault is a slippery slope

Fat catty bitches ruin everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14115226)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: Casa Gozo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280927)



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Date: March 6th, 2010 3:07 AM
Author: MarcoSalvetti

how can it be sexual harassment if you person that was "sexually harassed" was not offended



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14311686)



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Date: March 6th, 2010 3:42 AM
Author: ::::::;;;::::;;;;;;::;::;;;;;;;;


Well said MarcoSalvetti! That deserves a 180+!

However, what he did was unprofessional. Not a good idea in the slightest either. However, he did not deserve the tong lashing he got. Much less the mark on his file. If i was him I would look for another job. He has two strikes against him at this place. I would also figure out who this "fat" informer was and see that she got what was coming to her. :) And by coming to her, I mean a completely legal act. :)

Anyone, got any idea what this fat witch deserves? I recommend getting her fired someone. Expose her hypocrisy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14311811)



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Date: March 6th, 2010 9:46 AM
Author: Noemie (http://x8d.xanga.com/bfbf315427730243047058/z192230634.jpg)

Tong lashing over buns...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14312272)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:02 AM
Author: Casa Gozo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#17052332)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:09 PM
Author: .com



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#18427686)



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Date: November 4th, 2011 5:53 PM
Author: ,.,,,,,.,.,,.,::.,:;,.;.;...;.;..;:




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19299973)