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How to fake pain to get painkillers from doctor?

What's the best way to do this? I went to an UG where they ...
All messed up, for you  04/25/10
internet pharmacy
LRTP  04/25/10
Too scared to use one. Usually I'd just fly down to Costa R...
All messed up, for you  04/25/10
how is smuggling drugs onto an international flight better t...
LRTP  04/25/10
I'm not sure if it's "better." I've just done it ...
All messed up, for you  04/25/10
i dont have no stinking prescription bottles
LRTP  04/25/10
You actually don't need prescription bottles. I've gotten t...
All messed up, for you  04/25/10
whence your moniker
..,..,,,,...,...,,,.  04/25/10
"yo doc, ouch my face hurts."
bloodacre  04/25/10
try going to some cheapo walk-in on the po' side of town
LRTP  04/25/10
I know the perfect doctor to see, just don't know what to sa...
All messed up, for you  04/25/10
are you flame? say you have a back ache you fucking moron
........,.,.,,,,,,,,,..,..........,.,.  04/25/10
Not flame. Tell me more... I want to make it seem chronic. ...
All messed up, for you  04/25/10
you have chronic back pain from a car accident 5 years ago a...
BlondieLaw23  04/25/10
Any online pharmacies you recommend? If I used an online ph...
All messed up, for you  04/25/10
the first line was if you were going to go to an IRL doctor....
BlondieLaw23  04/25/10
TY. Sorry if I pick your brain a bit. Do I have trouble ge...
All messed up, for you  04/25/10
yeah, lower back works. there are tons of muscles and stabi...
BlondieLaw23  04/25/10
I'm in my mid-20's. Not worried about an X-Ray. Does this ...
All messed up, for you  04/25/10
uh, i'd tell her this: you got the symptoms (less frequen...
BlondieLaw23  04/25/10
I saw the doctor about a month, month and a half ago so I'm ...
All messed up, for you  04/25/10
Be careful, dooder. There are drugs and then there are drugs...
Punctual  04/25/10


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Date: April 25th, 2010 4:43 AM
Author: All messed up, for you

What's the best way to do this? I went to an UG where they gave out Vicodin like candy, but I'm not sure what "pain" to go to the doctor with to get some. I'm okay with 5 mg percocets, at the very least. TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815423)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 4:44 AM
Author: LRTP (I stated a cause of action, you just weren't listening.)

internet pharmacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815427)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 4:45 AM
Author: All messed up, for you

Too scared to use one. Usually I'd just fly down to Costa Rica or some other Central American country and pick some up, but I'm unable to do so for the foreseeable future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815432)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 4:48 AM
Author: LRTP (I stated a cause of action, you just weren't listening.)

how is smuggling drugs onto an international flight better than ordering them online? my friend orders soma online and i think xanax and says its fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815434)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 4:50 AM
Author: All messed up, for you

I'm not sure if it's "better." I've just done it a lot and never ever been caught. They never look through your prescription bottles to make sure your, say, Prozac is actually Prozac. Think about it... when you've traveled internationally, have you *ever* had anyone check your carry-on prescription bottles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815438)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 4:51 AM
Author: LRTP (I stated a cause of action, you just weren't listening.)

i dont have no stinking prescription bottles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815439)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 4:53 AM
Author: All messed up, for you

You actually don't need prescription bottles. I've gotten them home in regular old pill bottles. One time I brought them over in a Women's Tylonel bottle and no one said anything. I'm a dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815442)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 4:48 AM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,.

whence your moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815435)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 4:49 AM
Author: bloodacre

"yo doc, ouch my face hurts."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815436)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 4:53 AM
Author: LRTP (I stated a cause of action, you just weren't listening.)

try going to some cheapo walk-in on the po' side of town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815443)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 4:55 AM
Author: All messed up, for you

I know the perfect doctor to see, just don't know what to say. I hear she's really good at giving out stuff for "sports related injuries." I'd love to get a constant supply rather than a one-time deal, but I'll take either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815447)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 5:59 AM
Author: ........,.,.,,,,,,,,,..,..........,.,.

are you flame? say you have a back ache you fucking moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815479)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 8:26 AM
Author: All messed up, for you

Not flame. Tell me more... I want to make it seem chronic. Do I say it's from a car accident? More info!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815512)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 8:31 AM
Author: BlondieLaw23

you have chronic back pain from a car accident 5 years ago and you re-injured yourself at the gym a couple of months ago

using the internet is fine. use a prepaid VISA card for the payment. everything is confidential. don't put your actual phone number down and it might help to slightly misspell your name. cops would have to prove YOU ordered the stuff. and go online at a library computer using a proxy.

YOU'RE WELCOME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815515)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 8:36 AM
Author: All messed up, for you

Any online pharmacies you recommend? If I used an online pharmacy, wouldn't I not need a reason to order the drugs?

Let's say I say the back pain from a car accident and re-injured myself at the gym. Is it my lower back that hurts? Do I have trouble sitting? What are my symptoms?

Know of any online forums that talk about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815518)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 8:45 AM
Author: BlondieLaw23

the first line was if you were going to go to an IRL doctor.

i would go with entire back hurting. say you get sudden sharp pains that radiate. you can sit but not for long at one time. say you also get the pain radiating into your legs and your legs/feet feel numb. these are symptoms of nerve damage. also say how your neck and shoulder area have sharp pains too. say you also have spasms and get headaches.

http://www.ehow.com/facts_5008265_symptoms-nerve-damage-back.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815520)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 8:50 AM
Author: All messed up, for you

TY. Sorry if I pick your brain a bit. Do I have trouble getting out of bed? It's my lower back that hurts right? If she asks me where it hurts, should I just point to like around my kidney area?

Also, how long can I sit for before the pain becomes unbearable? Does this happen every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815522)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 8:54 AM
Author: BlondieLaw23

yeah, lower back works. there are tons of muscles and stabilizers down there that can get messed up. also, this would be consistent with having a slipped disc from an accident. even if she ex-rays you and sees everything in place, the nerve damage would still be there. in actuality, most people do have fucked up lower backs by the age of 30 so it's not like it so odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815531)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 8:58 AM
Author: All messed up, for you

I'm in my mid-20's. Not worried about an X-Ray. Does this happen every day? When it happens, do I have to walk around my office? How long do the symptoms generally last for?

I'm thinking of saying I had these symptoms shortly after I got into my car accident and that they went away in about 3 months and I've been fine since, but that I re-injured it at a gym class. Does that story sound legit (particularly, the part about it going away before?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815534)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 9:09 AM
Author: BlondieLaw23

uh, i'd tell her this:

you got the symptoms (less frequency and more mild) within a month of the wreck and they lasted for about a year. then it went away for the most part. then you say a year later you've been working out a lot and injured your back doing deadlifts or something like that. say the pain has been getting progressively worse and advils won't work anymore. tell her you've stopped going to the gym for 6 months now and the pain is worse than ever. say it used to be touch and go but is now affecting you several times a week. say you try stretching but it won't help. the symptoms can vary from an hour or two to all night. say it also interferes with your work and sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815538)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 9:21 AM
Author: All messed up, for you

I saw the doctor about a month, month and a half ago so I'm going to have to fudge the time line and say that the gym injury happened a month ago. Should I say that because the pain was less frequent and more mild I didn't seek treatment for it when the accident happened (also add something about not having health insurance)?

I'm going to tell her that my boss (a judge) recommended that I see her for this pain, so I'm hoping that gives me some clout (and she sort of did - told me to go see this doctor for exercise-related injuries).

How does it interfere with my sleep? Does my back hurt even when I'm not sitting down for a while? Like, does laying down hurt it? Do I wake up in pain sometimes?

Again, thank you so much. I'd smoke you out in repayment, if I could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815550)



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Date: April 25th, 2010 10:34 AM
Author: Punctual

Be careful, dooder. There are drugs and then there are drugs. There are addictions and then there are addictions.

Right now, pain pills are fun every now and then. But if you do a great job of securing a supply, the supply could very well wind up securing you.

We're not talking about LOL WEED or LOL SHRROOMZ where the govt doesn't want you doing it but it won't fuck you up permanently. We're talking about potent mother fucking narcotics. The craving they can leave in your brain can ruin you.

I just know people who had this kind of attitude, and a few years later were doing jail time. People do crazy shit once addiction takes hold of them, and it always progresses slowly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1293404&forum_id=2:#14815739)