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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:49 PM Author: Aphrodisiac dull doctorate What does this mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918109) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM Author: misunderstood water buffalo there is no such thing as shitlaw anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918121) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM Author: house-broken lilac meetinghouse dopamine cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936314) |
Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM Author: elite temple puppy Not federal government or V100. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918127) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM Author: Bronze sneaky criminal voyeur Good call. Susman is such a shithole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918180) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:03 PM Author: Azure property community account nah dude. There are alot of $100K+ that aren't in the v100. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918262) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: elite temple puppy No, there aren't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918279) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:10 PM Author: Azure property community account you're telling me that no firms outside of the v100 pay over 100k+? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918329) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:13 PM Author: elite temple puppy In niche areas yes, but those are few and far between. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918348) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:06 AM Author: Painfully Honest Submissive University LOL:D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935485) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:08 AM Author: Mahogany juggernaut He is right in the sense that the firms outside the Vault 100 that do pay 100k generally dont hire ANY entry level attorneys and never pay the entry level ones 100k and only about half the firms outside the Vault 100 pay even experienced attorneys 100k a year unless those same attorneys bring in business. Most lawyers work at firms with less than 10 lawyers and at shops like this even the partners are struggling to clear 160k a year. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936377) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:15 AM Author: Talking white jewess codepig stop calling law firms shops ya dumb shitlawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936396) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:19 AM Author: Mahogany juggernaut Why? That's what they are called in real life conversations between actual lawyers! Gasp! Some of us are actual practicing attorneys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936404) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:22 AM Author: Talking white jewess codepig it's an obnoxious term now stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936415) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:23 AM Author: Mahogany juggernaut only a moron could think that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936419) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM Author: rusted dashing marketing idea all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918185) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM Author: chartreuse preventive strike field mergers and acquisitions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918188) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM Author: medicated resort practicing law = shitlaw hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918190) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM Author: misunderstood water buffalo correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918195) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:58 PM Author: Stirring nubile garrison scourge upon the earth 100% correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918215) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:00 PM Author: Motley Cordovan Church Building this is actually a step above shitlaw. enjoy.
http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/13/shitlaw-primer-part-i-life-of-a-coder/ |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:02 PM Author: medicated resort denial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918244) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:08 PM Author: elite temple puppy Ah, it’s that time of year again. Autumn. The days growing short; leaves soon withering off the trees. The once lush canopies will crunch dead underfoot, raked to the curbside with their chlorophyll gone. Soon a sucker-truck will grind them into mulch. So fades the hopes of this fall’s second-tier lemmings.
At the typical career services office, the hang-dog faces will nervously assemble like a funeral dirge as Biglaw firm after firm pulls out of OCI. Like an ugly teenager, these schools threw a party and no one came. Time to put away the punch bowls and pack up the pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey set. This party is over.
The 2 L’s of 2009 are a bit like those Civil War wives, scanning the casualty lists daily to see if hubby got gut-shot at Gettysburg or lost an arm at Bull Run. “My God, even McCarter & English cancelled?,” cry the gunners. “Don’t the partners there drive salt-rotted Hyundai’s and mow people’s lawns for extra cash on weekends?,” and ”What do you mean Proskauer pulled out? I was all set to tell them about my new article for the Brooklyn Sports Law Journal!”
It’s over, kids. Christmas ain’t here yet, but Santa already left you a lump of coal.
The proud “gunners” who spent 75 hours a week in the library at Brooklyn, Car-Bozo and the other also-rans will openly sob into their spiffy new second-year casebooks as the true depth of the mistake they’ve made cruelly sets in. The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you! Biglaw has already filmed the trailer for this horror movie: firm upon firm has already shit-canned OCI at even the elite schools, and summer-associate offer rates are hovering around the 50% mark at many of the big mills per Above the Law and other websites. And rather than ballgames and booze cruises, the few “summers” left in Biglaw are staying past midnight churning the shitpaper to score brownie points. My, how times have changed. http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/21/shitlaw-primer-part-ii-the-%E2%80%9Cexperience%E2%80%9D-scam/ |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:35 AM Author: Blue State Milk "The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you!"
sounds like an xoxo poster |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:45 PM Author: territorial reading party dilemma anything that isnt BIGFED, BIGLAW, or a select few BIGSTATE jobs like DA in a major metro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918647) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:46 PM Author: onyx station old irish cottage this thread remains the credited treatise on the subject: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=130795&mc=60&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918665) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:54 PM Author: contagious cream love of her life ladyboy Anything outside v10 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918737) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:00 AM Author: Mind-boggling church Nothing to do with V-anything. It's a job you get forced into to pay your loans back. You have no interest in the job. Criminal prosecution, public interest, big law. Something you hate going to everyday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935444) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:24 AM Author: house-broken lilac meetinghouse dopamine LOL
There are firms in the V10 that are shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc. |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:28 AM Author: Bronze sneaky criminal voyeur Please enumerate the V10 firms that are NOT shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936322) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 4:20 AM Author: Turquoise Kink-friendly Space small time cases for TTT clients
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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM Author: Lime people who are hurt It's where your goin! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936317) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:36 AM Author: Talking white jewess codepig dump truck law.
physician antitrust case. |