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Surviving SA shouts to Emperor Dell: "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
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| Hot regret | 07/01/10 |
| razzmatazz forum sweet tailpipe | 07/01/10 |
| Autistic concupiscible pervert | 07/01/10 |
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| Poppy Mood Cruise Ship | 07/14/11 |
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| Provocative Turdskin | 07/02/10 |
| Poppy Mood Cruise Ship | 07/02/10 |
| cordovan self-centered famous landscape painting space | 07/08/10 |
| Federal obsidian heaven | 07/12/10 |
| Pale Deer Antler Boistinker | 07/15/10 |
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| Rough-skinned hunting ground gas station | 04/27/11 |
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| Lascivious sticky church | 07/14/11 |
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| multi-colored hospital | 07/15/10 |
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| Self-absorbed dashing boiling water | 07/08/10 |
| ruddy adventurous community account | 07/08/10 |
| razzle-dazzle ivory abode | 07/12/10 |
| Lascivious sticky church | 07/12/10 |
| Glittery henna electric furnace | 07/12/10 |
| Fishy Trump Supporter Idiot | 07/12/10 |
| Hot regret | 07/12/10 |
| odious purple hissy fit parlor | 07/15/10 |
| motley bull headed address dingle berry | 07/16/10 |
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| razzle-dazzle ivory abode | 07/25/10 |
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| crystalline old irish cottage | 07/11/10 |
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| sapphire excitant field karate | 08/26/10 |
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| Contagious outnumbered parlour | 07/12/10 |
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| vigorous chestnut lodge filthpig | 07/12/10 |
| Appetizing smoky house juggernaut | 07/12/10 |
| Fishy Trump Supporter Idiot | 07/12/10 |
| odious purple hissy fit parlor | 07/15/10 |
| Lascivious sticky church | 07/16/10 |
| Violent white cumskin library | 08/01/10 |
| Snowy French Son Of Senegal | 04/26/11 |
| crystalline old irish cottage | 07/15/10 |
| buck-toothed location | 07/15/10 |
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| sapphire excitant field karate | 07/15/10 |
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| Internet-worthy therapy | 08/01/10 |
| Rough-skinned hunting ground gas station | 04/27/11 |
| Yellow Laughsome Main People | 06/29/11 |
| Maroon reading party property | 07/15/10 |
| razzle-dazzle ivory abode | 07/15/10 |
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| Fishy Trump Supporter Idiot | 07/25/10 |
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| bronze mind-boggling stage | 07/18/10 |
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| Internet-worthy therapy | 08/01/10 |
| razzle-dazzle ivory abode | 08/05/10 |
| sapphire excitant field karate | 08/08/10 |
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| vigorous chestnut lodge filthpig | 08/26/10 |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:12 PM Author: Trip new version rehab Bob Dell shouts into the ear of a cowering SA, "AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!"...why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391434) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:17 PM Author: ruddy adventurous community account *Dell points to surviving SA* "Who is he?"
"They call him the Stanford, sire."
"I think I'll meet him." |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 4:02 AM Author: Maroon reading party property Mark Flagel: You loved Tiffany's, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother. [stabs him] |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 4:44 PM Author: razzle-dazzle ivory abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15406673) |
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Date: July 5th, 2010 9:09 PM Author: Irate church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15424005) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:57 AM Author: Hot regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443713) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:00 AM Author: vigorous chestnut lodge filthpig Bob Dell: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Latham. Founder. Dana Latham: Bob. Your faults as a managing partner is my failure as a founder. Come. Bob Dell: Latham. I would have butchered the whole 2009 summer class . . . if you would only love me! (*Dell smothers Latham*)
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:05 AM Author: Trip new version rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443747) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 5:49 PM Author: multi-colored hospital Last line should read: "Dell Lathams Latham" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15516109) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 12:59 AM Author: Passionate bat-shit-crazy black woman business firm lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15602830) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:15 AM Author: Self-absorbed dashing boiling water Bob Dell: I think I understand my own summers.
Random Partner: Then perhaps the Managing Partner will be so good as to teach us, out of his own extensive experience?
Bob Dell: I call it love. The summers are my children, I am their father. I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly...
Random Partner: Have you ever embraced someone drowning in debt, sire?
Bob Dell: No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you will. |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:20 AM Author: ruddy adventurous community account "Have you ever embraced someone drowning in debt, sire?"
180 |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:07 AM Author: Irate church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482197) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 6:39 AM Author: ruddy adventurous community account I am Bob Dell! I shall be closer to you for the next few days, which will be the worst of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your slavery. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you killself - and killself you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...
*opens envelope containing unemployment check*
*holds the check up high for all to see*
Associates... I salute you. |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:40 AM Author: Irate church building nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15483182) |
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Date: May 20th, 2011 8:29 PM Author: Tripping Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18052938) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:38 AM Author: Contagious outnumbered parlour "Summers should know when they've been non-offered." "Would you, Dell? Would I?"
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:49 AM Author: Appetizing smoky house juggernaut "I am required to bill, so I bill. That is enough."
"That's enough for the provinces, but not enough for MANFUCKINGHATTAN." |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 12:01 PM Author: vigorous chestnut lodge filthpig Flagel: "I have been told of a certain law firm which has a very unusual method of ruining its associates. It will lie about its PPP as if wounded. Then its associates will accept smaller bonuses, and yet it will lie still. And then its associates will take little bites of its profits, and yet it continues to lie."
Dell: "So we will lie, and let our associates work for us. Have every associate given a bad review."
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Date: July 16th, 2010 2:19 AM Author: Lascivious sticky church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15521230) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 3:28 AM Author: buck-toothed location They told me your officemate squealed like a girl... when he was emailed by the boss... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512080) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 5:39 PM Author: Fantasy-prone soul-stirring trailer park headpube Lawyers' creativity is wasted. This was actually clever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15516027) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 6:57 PM Author: Internet-worthy therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15673332) |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 9:14 PM Author: Rough-skinned hunting ground gas station 181 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#17870202) |
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Date: June 29th, 2011 10:20 PM Author: Yellow Laughsome Main People A++ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18381661) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 3:47 AM Author: Maroon reading party property There was a dream that was V10 Latham. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512196) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 6:52 AM Author: razzle-dazzle ivory abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512413) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:28 AM Author: sapphire excitant field karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512886) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:27 AM Author: Hot regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512878) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:24 AM Author: sapphire excitant field karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520173) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:28 AM Author: sapphire excitant field karate Bob Dell: If you're very good, tomorrow night I'll tell you the story of Mark Flagel, who was betrayed by those closest to him, by his own blood. They whispered in dark corners and went out late at night and conspired and conspired but Mark Flagel knew they were up to something. He knew they were busy little bees. And one night he sat down with one of them and he looked at her and he said, "Tell me what you've been doing busy little bee or I shall layoffpwn those dearest to you. You shall watch as I spend their salaries at Tiffany's." And the emperor was heartbroken. The little bee had wounded him more deeply than anyone else could ever have done. And what do you think happened then, SA? SA: I don't know, Mr. Dell. Bob Dell: The little bee told him everything. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:32 AM Author: Anal peach queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520243) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:46 AM Author: bronze mind-boggling stage whose commodus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520367) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 2:10 AM Author: Maroon reading party property poor editing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15521144) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:30 AM Author: sapphire excitant field karate Dave Gordon: I am required to lay off, so I lay off. That is enough. Bob Dell: That's enough for NY Biglaw, but not enough for Latham. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:38 AM Author: bronze mind-boggling stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520294) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:37 AM Author: bronze mind-boggling stage Bob Dell: [addressing his new recruits] I am Bob Dell! I shall be closer to you for the next few weeks, which will be the last of your miserable careers, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your layoffs. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you are fired - and be fired you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...
*clicks non-responsive*
Summer Associates... I salute you. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:42 AM Author: Anal peach queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520330) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:53 AM Author: Anal peach queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520418) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 1:58 AM Author: brass home Flagel: Have I missed it? Have I missed the firing? Gordon: You have missed the layoffs entirely. Flagel: Sir, congratulations. I shall purchase a hundred Tiffany's sterling keys to honor your triumph. Gordon: Save your keys. Honor Dell. He Lathamed the associates. |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 12:35 AM Author: bronze mind-boggling stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15529211) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 12:44 AM Author: Fishy Trump Supporter Idiot lol best one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15602682) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 12:53 AM Author: razzle-dazzle ivory abode lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15602772) |
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Date: November 8th, 2011 9:08 AM Author: Federal obsidian heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#19323978) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 2:13 AM Author: Maroon reading party property Bob Dell: Won't you accept this great summer associate position that I have offered you? Above median student: With all my heart, no. |
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Date: July 18th, 2010 8:41 PM Author: bronze mind-boggling stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15543935) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 11:51 AM Author: Irate church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15577824) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 12:02 PM Author: Hot regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15577884) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 11:26 AM Author: razzle-dazzle ivory abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15604746) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 11:25 AM Author: razzle-dazzle ivory abode this thread is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15604743) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 11:29 AM Author: sapphire excitant field karate titcp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15604761) |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 2:56 PM Author: Irate church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15662784) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 6:07 PM Author: Anal peach queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15608602) |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 3:17 PM Author: orchid territorial roommate [SA receives no-offer, enters Bob Dell's office]
SA: You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues: Wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, Mr. Dell. Ambition. That can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness, courage, perhaps not while reviewing documents, but... there are many forms of courage. Devotion, to the firm and to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me for your Summer Associate.
Dell: Oh, Summer Associate. You go too far.
SA: I search the faces of the partners... for ways to please you, to make you proud. One kind word, one full hug... where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight. Would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years. What is it in me that you hate so much?
Dell: Shh, Summer Associate.
SA: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Dell. Father. [Dell gets down on his knees]
Dell: Summer Associate. Your faults as an employee are my failure as a father.
[They begin to hug]
SA: Dell. I would have butchered the whole SA class... if you would only love me!
[Dell begins to asphyxiate SA while they hug, SA grunts] |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 8:46 AM Author: Violent white cumskin library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15669377) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 6:58 PM Author: Internet-worthy therapy nice twist at the end (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15673336) |
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Date: August 5th, 2010 3:13 AM Author: razzle-dazzle ivory abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15707783) |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 11:42 PM Author: sapphire excitant field karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15741753) |
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Date: August 21st, 2010 9:32 PM Author: Irate church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15848671) |
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Date: August 26th, 2010 11:31 AM Author: vigorous chestnut lodge filthpig A persian SA from HLS walks into Bob Dell's office . . .
Dell: You rode all the way from Harvard for free food and an offer?
SA: Listen carefully, Dell. Harvard conquers and controls everything it rests its eyes upon. HLS leads an army so massive, it shakes the ground with its march. So vast, it drinks the callbacks dry. All the God-King Harvard requires is this: free food, and an offer. A token of Latham's submission to the will of Harvard.
Dell: An offer? Now that's a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it, DLA Piper has already no offered Harvard SAs. And if those shitlawyers and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then . . . Latham has its reputation to consider.
SA: Choose your next words carefully, Dell, they may be your last as managing partner.
Dell: Free food and offers. You'll find plenty of them in public interest law.
SA: No man, partner or associate, threatens a Harvard SA. This is madness! This is blasphemy!
Dell: Madness? THIS. IS. LATHAM.
*kicks SA out the window* |
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Date: August 26th, 2010 12:01 PM Author: zombie-like talking plaza fat ankles On this day, we reach back to hallowed antiquity, to bring you a recreation of the second fall of the mighty Sherman and Sterling!... On the barren plain of Sutton Place, there stood the magna grads of the associate class. Ferocious gunners and law review editors from all T6 law schools, bent on merciless billing, partnership. Your managing partner is pleased to give you the associate horde! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15885372) |
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Date: January 17th, 2011 12:37 AM Author: orchid territorial roommate tyft!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#17072490) |
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Date: December 6th, 2010 7:14 AM Author: Maroon reading party property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#16737920) |
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Date: January 17th, 2011 12:16 AM Author: bronze mind-boggling stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#17072304) |
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Date: January 17th, 2011 12:20 AM Author: disrespectful state circlehead tytyty don't know why i couldn't remember this |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 2:45 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Pit Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#17272465) |
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Date: February 21st, 2011 11:31 PM Author: fighting partner den pretty much the best thread xoxo has ever produced (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#17342044) |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 9:13 PM Author: galvanic carnelian office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#17870187) |
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Date: May 10th, 2011 11:15 AM Author: Tripping Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#17970266) |
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Date: May 17th, 2011 10:48 PM Author: Tripping Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18031371) |
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Date: May 17th, 2011 11:30 PM Author: Nubile Range don't know how i've missed this, bra-fucking-vo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18031737) |
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Date: June 29th, 2011 10:19 PM Author: Yellow Laughsome Main People How the fuck did I miss this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18381656) |
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Date: November 8th, 2011 9:30 AM Author: Bateful sanctuary pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#19323999) |