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Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my ...
alabamajdesq
  03/01/05
It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use.
ICE
  03/01/05
you should submit your stories for publication.
I only jerk off to ex girlfriends
  03/01/05
Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny?...
ニackie
  03/01/05
i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: t...
colin powell getting his Phantom valet-parked
  07/04/08
You've done better.
Sachin Tendulkar
  03/01/05
IB?
M.I.T.T.E.N.S.
  03/01/05
...
alabamajdesq
  03/01/05
don't go to any pizza joints this week.
Joe_Vaj_8
  03/01/05
Excellent " Everything slowed way down and I took on...
honk if you are nigger
  07/06/05
infinity to the fucking infinity
anonlurker11
  06/08/06
By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. Wh...
ニackie
  03/01/05
Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a...
alabamajdesq
  03/01/05
So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the b...
ニackie
  03/01/05
Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as th...
alabamajdesq
  03/01/05
This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-e...
I only jerk off to ex girlfriends
  03/01/05
Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone wh...
M.I.T.T.E.N.S.
  03/01/05
I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single ...
alabamajdesq
  03/01/05
because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is a...
I only jerk off to ex girlfriends
  03/01/05
I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the s...
M.I.T.T.E.N.S.
  03/01/05
I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I c...
alabamajdesq
  03/01/05
I already cracked the code. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.p...
ニackie
  03/01/05
There's about a 0% chance of that being the case.
M.I.T.T.E.N.S.
  03/01/05
If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character chang...
Leftenant Slothrop
  03/01/05
Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something a...
ニackie
  03/01/05
I do not want to get along.
alabamajdesq
  03/01/05
exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot
Self-Portrait in a Convex Crapturd
  03/01/05
But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred...
ニackie
  03/01/05
Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an ab...
Self-Portrait in a Convex Crapturd
  03/01/05
nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosb...
I only jerk off to ex girlfriends
  03/01/05
What thread was that?
M.I.T.T.E.N.S.
  03/01/05
search for "races reversed in pizza parlor"
I only jerk off to ex girlfriends
  03/01/05
okay
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  05/15/06
you answered more than a year later?
rasquach
  12/13/06
you answered more than 7 months later?
  06/16/07
you answered more than 7 months later?
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  08/25/07
you answered more than a month later?
Super Secret Community Account
  10/28/07
you answered more than 2 months later?
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  01/30/08
you answered more than 3 months later?
HNIC Obama\\\'s slaveselling Kenyan ancestors
  03/08/08
neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller.
Harrison Randall Pink
  03/01/05
Knobgobbler.
M.I.T.T.E.N.S.
  03/01/05
For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his misp...
Skeletori Spelling
  03/01/05
LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing.
Order of the Queef
  03/01/05
I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to was...
alabamajdesq
  03/01/05
I personally prefer "turdodynamics"
Sachin Tendulkar
  03/01/05
Engineer?
alabamajdesq
  03/01/05
Nice catch
Sachin Tendulkar
  03/01/05
Had to be.
alabamajdesq
  03/01/05
What gave it away? The dot or the towel?
ニackie
  03/01/05
LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at th...
joires
  03/29/05
Horrid
Skeletori Spelling
  03/01/05
credited
@323##322
  04/21/07
...
Fuck Law School
  03/01/05
I humbly accept your praise.
alabamajdesq
  03/01/05
...
Fuck Law School
  03/03/05
I laughed all over again...
ニackie
  03/03/05
...
Fuck Law School
  03/03/05
glad to bring some sunshine to your day.
alabamajdesq
  03/03/05
This would make a great HLS essay.
Dennis
  03/03/05
"I posit that this was the interface between my steak a...
Joe_Vaj_8
  03/03/05
The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" p...
ニackie
  03/03/05
Good use of mosey'ed.
ニackie
  03/09/05
...
Fuck Law School
  03/28/05
this was a classic.
Joe_Vaj_8
  03/29/05
...
Fuck Law School
  03/29/05
I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the...
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  03/29/05
I'm sure it will flourish again
Joe_Vaj_8
  03/29/05
As it has in the past.
joires
  03/29/05
This never gets old.
Howie Mandel
  03/29/05
Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whol...
Second_Chance
  03/29/05
you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in...
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  03/29/05
OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believ...
h4ck3d 4cc0unt
  03/29/05
...
Wilhelm Scream
  12/03/07
...
Female Anus Inspector #3
  05/30/05
...
Female Anus Inspector #3
  06/01/05
How rewd
Skeletori Spelling
  06/02/05
In honor of alabama.
i\\\'m a huge troll
  07/06/05
i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all ...
alabamajdesq
  07/06/05
Beautiful bump, classic thread.
RenadaDeshada
  07/06/05
...
Cadwalader Chris
  09/02/05
first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it.
warren buffettzini
  09/02/05
You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic.
Cadwalader Chris
  09/02/05
nope, i hadnt.
warren buffettzini
  09/02/05
haha, I've never actually read this before today
WeeTodd
  09/02/05
racist
Noob Saibot
  09/02/05
a classic
Joe_Vaj_8
  09/02/05
most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count ...
Renada Deshada
  09/02/05
...
joires
  10/06/05
wow, this is offensive.
Irv Lewis Scooter Libby
  11/01/05
why is nobody outraged at this?
Irv Lewis Scooter Libby
  11/01/05
I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on ...
M. Vick
  11/01/05
It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous?
Irv Lewis Scooter Libby
  11/01/05
Come on!
Irv Lewis Scooter Libby
  02/24/06
dinner is served
wanksta
  02/24/06
I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond.
A horse walks into a bar
  11/02/05
this stuff is wrong
Irv Lewis Scooter Libby
  11/04/05
ha ha.
Plaid Tit Sling
  11/04/05
i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully...
warren buffettzini
  11/04/05
AA has gone too farrrrrrr!
Evan-2001
  11/27/05
the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point'
A Simple Asian Man
  12/02/05
Wow, I just got that.
Extreme Fajitas
  01/26/06
...
Enver
  12/02/05
I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the libr...
spork
  12/02/05
same
killa
  12/02/05
possibly the greatest post ever.
Joe_Vaj_8
  12/02/05
i think so
rape101
  05/28/07
...
Joe_Vaj_8
  12/04/05
So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale.
I am thinking of aurochs and angels
  12/04/05
Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon.
done and done
  12/04/05
i was laughing to the point of tears.
Tony Flags
  12/04/05
...
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  01/05/06
...
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  01/06/06
Bump
Hazlerah
  01/13/06
...
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  01/18/06
awesome
KimboSlice
  01/19/06
I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch...
Hella_Theo
  01/26/06
it's the details that make this post one of the richest in x...
Evan-2001
  01/26/06
the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to...
Evan-2001
  01/26/06
you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop.
Great Teacher Onukiza
  02/09/06
good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do?
Evan-2001
  02/23/06
...
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  02/02/06
...
wanksta
  02/06/06
best thread EVER.
Great Teacher Onukiza
  02/09/06
...
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  02/15/06
The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn'...
trendspotter
  02/15/06
lolz
KidSensation
  02/16/06
Bump!
trendspotter
  02/17/06
hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? ...
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  02/17/06
bump.
A Simple Asian Man
  02/19/06
Ha. From the vault.
Chazz Reinhold
  02/19/06
You throw turds?
...mobiusnu...
  02/19/06
He just couldn't take it anymore.
A Simple Asian Man
  02/19/06
...
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  02/21/06
...
fantasy douche
  02/23/06
...
Vir.
  03/06/06
...
wanksta
  03/21/06
Still going strong 13 months later.
alabamajdesq
  04/07/06
you still post here?
Great Teachar Onizuka
  04/07/06
hi strom
wanksta
  04/07/06
strom isn't that smart
Great Teachar Onizuka
  04/07/06
just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame wh...
169
  04/07/06
we're still supposed to be impressed by this?
salt/pepper
  04/07/06
racist drivel
You told Harpo to beat me
  04/07/06
Wrong, just wrong.
#_&
  04/07/06
wow.
Worn Out Underwear with a Touch of Crapturds
  04/18/06
nigga plz
nigga plz
  04/18/06
do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history?
Reade_Seligmann
  04/30/06
...
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  05/04/06
...
Evan-2001
  05/04/06
bump.
Rapscallion
  05/04/06
...
Evan-2001
  05/04/06
This post is racist.
MYEVILISSTRONG
  05/04/06
Your searing analysis is mindblowing.
Female Anus Inspector #3
  05/25/06
too early
Reade_Seligmann
  05/25/06
?
Female Anus Inspector #3
  05/25/06
...
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  05/10/06
...
Reade_Seligmann
  05/21/06
Why would you do such a thing?
Vir.
  06/08/06
Easily the best post ever.
Female Anus Inspector #3
  06/08/06
This is a disgusting thread.
Vir.
  06/23/06
Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain
Worn Out Underwear with a Touch of Crapturds
  06/26/06
Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: alabamajdesq I j...
Maastricht
  07/04/06
i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for ...
Curt Schilling, MVP
  07/06/06
...
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  07/10/06
Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if ...
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  07/13/06
...
Female Anus Inspector #3
  07/27/06
omg, like a total classic
Great Speedway Talladega
  07/28/06
...
Reade_Seligmann
  08/04/06
Bumped for the new HLS crowd
wellshitdood
  09/18/06
...
wellshitdude
  10/01/06
kickass
Bi Bim Bop
  10/01/06
bump
A Simple Asian Man
  10/05/06
It's always appropriate
ニackie
  10/08/06
It's back.
Bi Bim Bop
  10/13/06
171
WhitePride
  10/30/06
...
Monkey Fuckin Scribe
  11/19/06
...
alabamajdesq
  12/13/06
got any more 'nuggets' for us, or just riding out the old gl...
support our oops
  12/13/06
I live in the past...
alabamajdesq
  12/13/06
NIGGER.
Nicky
  12/13/06
ching chang chong. ding. dang....dong.
alabamajdesq
  12/13/06
haha, real creative nigger
Nicky
  12/13/06
"The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect."
Evan-2001
  12/13/06
"It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place.&qu...
support our oops
  12/13/06
...
Alex P. Keaton
  12/18/06
who bumped this?
A black man\'s huge, veiny, angry, violent penis.
  12/18/06
.
Heart of Darkness
  12/31/06
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY
Sleazy Z
  12/31/06
doot doot doot
boudoir
  01/13/07
yes
Concerned.Mom
  01/13/07
agreed
boudoir
  01/13/07
my favorite post ever
Len Bias
  02/06/07
...
boudoir
  03/05/07
...
Great Teachar Onizuka
  03/07/07
...
nigger dood
  03/07/07
love
wilsonman
  03/15/07
...
KimboSlice
  04/10/07
still epic
lookthengo
  04/10/07
stress relief bump
Steamroller #9
  04/21/07
Bump
trendspotter
  04/26/07
Bump for GTO's hiring committee.
xoxokiller
  05/03/07
...
Weird Al Yancodood
  05/20/07
WGWAG
WGWAGAVENGER
  05/20/07
Damn this is offensive
Phoenician
  06/16/07
...
Actual Malice
  07/12/07
quality bump
... .. . . . . .... .. .. .. ...
  07/12/07
b
MICHAEL RICHARDS, ESQ., NIGGER HATER AT LAW
  07/26/07
why on earth did you bump this?
XOXO Certified Female Poster
  07/26/07
the fuck is your problem??
MICHAEL RICHARDS, ESQ., NIGGER HATER AT LAW
  07/26/07
alabamajd RIP
A Simple Asian Man
  07/26/07
...
WithACorncob
  08/10/07
...
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  08/25/07
NIGGER
Steamroller #9
  09/19/07
Oh no.
6000 ants dressed like rice
  09/30/07
Oh yes.
Trolling For Columbine
  10/22/07
a gift from me to the xoxo noobs
Super Secret Community Account
  10/28/07
...
whokabee
  11/27/07
this really isn't very nice.
plop - plop
  11/30/07
...
Man O\' War
  01/01/08
DON'T FLUSH!
I Shit in Trashcans
  01/29/08
this community account should be deleted...
I Shit in Trashcans
  01/29/08
NO.
I Shit in Trashcans
  01/29/08
i beg to differ, whokebe.
I Shit in Trashcans
  01/29/08
*sprinkles pubes*
Pube Man
  02/07/08
lolFUCKINtastic, fuck
nyuug
  02/07/08
Someone should edit this down to fewer words and make it the...
NathanSmith
  02/07/08
i think i saw this happen.
I Shit in Trashcans
  03/03/08
...
50Cent
  05/12/08
classic
trendspotter
  05/12/08
bar review bump
I Shit in Trashcans
  05/29/08
...
Mr. Ezra Goldschlager
  07/05/08
tcb
A Simple Asian Man
  07/05/08
...
Man O\' War
  07/18/08
sublime
jonnyBlaze
  07/18/08
...
colin powell getting his Phantom valet-parked
  09/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.

Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.

I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.

I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.

I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.

To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.

I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: ICE

It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235126)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (misogyny rating - 20)

you should submit your stories for publication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235137)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: ニackie

Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny?

Me: "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."

Guy: Dude, what's your problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235138)





Date: July 4th, 2008 12:30 AM
Author: colin powell getting his Phantom valet-parked

i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: that is false. guys don't call girls "dude." that is something that either a) a girl WISHES would happen or b) a guy would say to another guy. i think B is the more likely scenario, because there aren't very many actual females on this board but a lot of fakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9943332)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Sachin Tendulkar

You've done better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235139)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: M.I.T.T.E.N.S. (angry Loaner)

IB?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235141)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:59 PM
Author: alabamajdesq



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235924)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Joe_Vaj_8

don't go to any pizza joints this week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235142)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: honk if you are nigger

Excellent

" Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210494)





Date: June 8th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: anonlurker11

infinity to the fucking infinity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940659)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: ニackie

By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. What's with all the mentions? That is some fucking TTT food-court pizza if I ever tasted it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235160)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a previous post. Chalk it up to coincidence...I quit eating there after I found a fingernail in my pasta salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235174)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: ニackie

So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the breakfast shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235198)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as that meal would be smaller than dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235226)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (misogyny rating - 20)

This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-esque.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235189)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: M.I.T.T.E.N.S. (angry Loaner)

Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone who's been posting for a long time. They've achieved a certain masterful synthesis of RWA's bum story and the infamous library shiteater yarn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235203)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single name. I have simply been blessed with the ability to communicate my feelings about both niggers and assmeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235219)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (misogyny rating - 20)

because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is almost always funny.

RWA is not nearly as creative, though he is offensive too - theres a personality difference to the posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235237)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: M.I.T.T.E.N.S. (angry Loaner)

I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the shiteater story, but clearly that's who they're imitating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235248)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I couldn't finish that shiteater story...whoever wrote that has both a strong stomach and a gift. You are correct that both this story and the shiteater story involve the consumption of feces, but that is the end of the overlap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235260)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: ニackie

I already cracked the code.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142809&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235242)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: M.I.T.T.E.N.S. (angry Loaner)

There's about a 0% chance of that being the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235257)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: Leftenant Slothrop

If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character change to go from articulate and creative to incomprehensible and moronic. Impressive, I'd say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235279)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: ニackie

Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something as beautiful as the above, and then turn around and and whine incomprehensibly about how we should all just get along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235293)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

I do not want to get along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235300)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: Self-Portrait in a Convex Crapturd

exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235307)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: ニackie

But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred since she is a camel-riding dothead, after all. Maybe this is how she acts out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235318)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: Self-Portrait in a Convex Crapturd

Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an abjectly stupid manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235337)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (misogyny rating - 20)

nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosby yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235343)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:56 PM
Author: M.I.T.T.E.N.S. (angry Loaner)

What thread was that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235352)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:57 PM
Author: I only jerk off to ex girlfriends (misogyny rating - 20)

search for "races reversed in pizza parlor"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235369)





Date: May 15th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)

okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5790801)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: rasquach

you answered more than a year later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215174)





Date: June 16th, 2007 3:31 AM
Author:  (The Artist Formerly Known as Teen)

you answered more than 7 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262164)





Date: August 25th, 2007 9:11 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

you answered more than 7 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559511)





Date: October 28th, 2007 4:19 AM
Author: Super Secret Community Account

you answered more than a month later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821527)





Date: January 30th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

you answered more than 2 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9242066)





Date: March 8th, 2008 2:09 PM
Author: HNIC Obama\\\'s slaveselling Kenyan ancestors

you answered more than 3 months later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9448641)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: Harrison Randall Pink

neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235249)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: M.I.T.T.E.N.S. (angry Loaner)

Knobgobbler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235264)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Skeletori Spelling

For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his mispelling of "pewp".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235316)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: Order of the Queef

LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235322)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to waste....*wipes tear from eye*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235331)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Sachin Tendulkar

I personally prefer "turdodynamics"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235424)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

Engineer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235433)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Sachin Tendulkar

Nice catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235436)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

Had to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235510)





Date: March 1st, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: ニackie

What gave it away? The dot or the towel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235442)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:26 AM
Author: joires (joires)

LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435160)





Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: Skeletori Spelling
Subject: Horrid

yet thrilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235284)





Date: April 21st, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: @323##322

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7975019)





Date: March 1st, 2005 6:05 PM
Author: Fuck Law School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235967)





Date: March 1st, 2005 8:04 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

I humbly accept your praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2236613)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:06 PM
Author: Fuck Law School (They've got the Golden Arches, I've got the Golden Arcs...)

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251820)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:08 PM
Author: ニackie

I laughed all over again...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251832)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:10 PM
Author: Fuck Law School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251840)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:11 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

glad to bring some sunshine to your day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251841)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:13 PM
Author: Dennis

This would make a great HLS essay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251856)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:22 PM
Author: Joe_Vaj_8

"I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."

best line of the post



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251887)





Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:24 PM
Author: ニackie

The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" pile right about at "pewp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251899)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: ニackie

Good use of mosey'ed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2296014)





Date: March 28th, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: Fuck Law School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2434927)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: Joe_Vaj_8

this was a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435092)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:19 AM
Author: Fuck Law School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435096)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki

I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the blowjobs in auschwitz thread. It's a shame the Golden Age of Racism has ended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435182)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: Joe_Vaj_8

I'm sure it will flourish again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435201)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: joires (joires)

As it has in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435209)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: Howie Mandel

This never gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435205)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:37 AM
Author: Second_Chance

Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. I also loved the Holocaust semen reference though never saw the original. Anybody know what thread its in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435232)





Date: March 29th, 2005 1:06 AM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki

you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?" thread (as mentioned in Leiter Reports)? Do a search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435471)





Date: March 29th, 2005 12:43 AM
Author: h4ck3d 4cc0unt (Scalia@gmail.com)

OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believe what I missed. A true gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435269)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Wilhelm Scream



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8973756)





Date: May 30th, 2005 8:50 PM
Author: Female Anus Inspector #3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2891901)





Date: June 1st, 2005 5:18 PM
Author: Female Anus Inspector #3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2906585)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 2:59 PM
Author: Skeletori Spelling ((Getting Crushed by Skeletor))

How rewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2913863)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:26 PM
Author: i\\\'m a huge troll

In honor of alabama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210318)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:27 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all were doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210325)





Date: July 6th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: RenadaDeshada (It don't matta , just don't bite it!)

Beautiful bump, classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210425)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Cadwalader Chris (I am now free...)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731608)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: warren buffettzini ("I could dump the stock just to burn your ass!")

first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731624)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Cadwalader Chris (I am now free...)

You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731643)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: warren buffettzini ("I could dump the stock just to burn your ass!")

nope, i hadnt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731651)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: WeeTodd

haha, I've never actually read this before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731656)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Noob Saibot

racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731703)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: Joe_Vaj_8

a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731938)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: Renada Deshada

most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count me as being properly opposed, this is what's wrong with . . . etc, etc.) keep them coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3732116)





Date: October 6th, 2005 12:07 PM
Author: joires



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3985987)





Date: November 1st, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: Irv Lewis Scooter Libby

wow, this is offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4190135)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:32 PM
Author: Irv Lewis Scooter Libby

why is nobody outraged at this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191727)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: M. Vick

I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on a nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191753)





Date: November 1st, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: Irv Lewis Scooter Libby

It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191766)





Date: February 24th, 2006 5:27 PM
Author: Irv Lewis Scooter Libby

Come on!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176200)





Date: February 24th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: wanksta

dinner is served

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176219)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 12:09 AM
Author: A horse walks into a bar (SELL MORTIMER, SELL!)

I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191998)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:55 PM
Author: Irv Lewis Scooter Libby

this stuff is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214197)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Plaid Tit Sling

ha ha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214149)





Date: November 4th, 2005 6:53 PM
Author: warren buffettzini (Drexel Burnham Lambert)

i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully appreciate the post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214182)





Date: November 27th, 2005 6:42 PM
Author: Evan-2001

AA has gone too farrrrrrr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4396817)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:46 AM
Author: A Simple Asian Man

the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436812)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:41 AM
Author: Extreme Fajitas

Wow, I just got that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4912066)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:48 AM
Author: Enver



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436838)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:00 AM
Author: spork ("I hold the fucking power!")

I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the library.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436958)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: killa

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438900)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Joe_Vaj_8

possibly the greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438925)





Date: May 28th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: rape101

i think so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8181172)





Date: December 4th, 2005 12:49 PM
Author: Joe_Vaj_8



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457890)





Date: December 4th, 2005 12:56 PM
Author: I am thinking of aurochs and angels

So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457922)





Date: December 4th, 2005 1:31 PM
Author: done and done

Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458118)





Date: December 4th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Tony Flags

i was laughing to the point of tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458163)





Date: January 5th, 2006 8:26 PM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4744483)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4748426)





Date: January 13th, 2006 8:19 AM
Author: Hazlerah

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4804978)





Date: January 18th, 2006 9:38 AM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4847120)





Date: January 19th, 2006 1:07 PM
Author: KimboSlice

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4856901)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:12 AM
Author: Hella_Theo

I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911928)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:23 AM
Author: Evan-2001

it's the details that make this post one of the richest in xoxo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911973)





Date: January 26th, 2006 10:28 AM
Author: Evan-2001

the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to stunningly evocative imagery and inspired choice of words. i would love to see a full-length final draft of the narrator's battle with the darker forces among us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911996)





Date: February 9th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Great Teacher Onukiza

you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035705)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:04 AM
Author: Evan-2001

good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163077)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 7:34 PM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4978520)





Date: February 6th, 2006 8:00 PM
Author: wanksta



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5013313)





Date: February 9th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: Great Teacher Onukiza

best thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035639)





Date: February 15th, 2006 8:01 PM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097830)





Date: February 15th, 2006 8:08 PM
Author: trendspotter

The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn't really happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097882)





Date: February 16th, 2006 11:21 AM
Author: KidSensation

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5102607)





Date: February 17th, 2006 4:55 AM
Author: trendspotter

Bump!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110864)





Date: February 17th, 2006 4:57 AM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki

hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? is that why you're bumping this, to make you feel better? fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110872)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:12 AM
Author: A Simple Asian Man

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128948)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: Chazz Reinhold

Ha. From the vault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128955)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: ...mobiusnu... (Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum)

You throw turds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128958)





Date: February 19th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: A Simple Asian Man

He just couldn't take it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128960)





Date: February 21st, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5151776)





Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:00 AM
Author: fantasy douche



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163058)





Date: March 6th, 2006 7:01 PM
Author: Vir.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5265723)





Date: March 21st, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: wanksta



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5389696)





Date: April 7th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: alabamajdesq

Still going strong 13 months later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533982)





Date: April 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Great Teachar Onizuka

you still post here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533988)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: wanksta

hi strom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534017)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:04 PM
Author: Great Teachar Onizuka

strom isn't that smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534042)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:11 PM
Author: 169

just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame where you said you were sorry for being a racist and you didnt really mean it. dumbass fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534083)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: salt/pepper

we're still supposed to be impressed by this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534100)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:06 PM
Author: You told Harpo to beat me (Baines is a two-bit hustler, but one hand washes the other)

racist drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534056)





Date: April 7th, 2006 12:16 PM
Author: #_&

Wrong, just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534119)





Date: April 18th, 2006 8:07 PM
Author: Worn Out Underwear with a Touch of Crapturds

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5606680)





Date: April 18th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: nigga plz

nigga plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5607215)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: Reade_Seligmann

do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5688411)





Date: May 4th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715230)





Date: May 4th, 2006 8:57 PM
Author: Evan-2001



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715455)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:17 PM
Author: Rapscallion

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715578)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:23 PM
Author: Evan-2001



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715612)





Date: May 4th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: MYEVILISSTRONG

This post is racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715624)





Date: May 25th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: Female Anus Inspector #3

Your searing analysis is mindblowing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853747)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:19 PM
Author: Reade_Seligmann

too early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853925)





Date: May 25th, 2006 7:41 PM
Author: Female Anus Inspector #3

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5854096)





Date: May 10th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5761253)





Date: May 21st, 2006 8:58 PM
Author: Reade_Seligmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5828509)





Date: June 8th, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: Vir.

Why would you do such a thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940632)





Date: June 8th, 2006 7:22 PM
Author: Female Anus Inspector #3

Easily the best post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5941716)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 7:48 PM
Author: Vir.

This is a disgusting thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6056207)





Date: June 26th, 2006 9:30 PM
Author: Worn Out Underwear with a Touch of Crapturds

Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6078711)





Date: July 4th, 2006 9:34 PM
Author: Maastricht

Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM

Author: alabamajdesq

I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.

Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.

I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.

I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.

I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.

To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.

I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6138442)





Date: July 6th, 2006 7:52 PM
Author: Curt Schilling, MVP

i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for anyone who hasn't read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6154119)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6180629)





Date: July 13th, 2006 9:38 PM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)

Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if he did this to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6206166)





Date: July 27th, 2006 7:02 AM
Author: Female Anus Inspector #3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6311944)





Date: July 28th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: Great Speedway Talladega

omg, like a total classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6319929)





Date: August 4th, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: Reade_Seligmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6378076)





Date: September 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: wellshitdood (idiot)

Bumped for the new HLS crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6634097)





Date: October 1st, 2006 12:41 AM
Author: wellshitdude (idiot)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6707125)





Date: October 1st, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Bi Bim Bop

kickass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6707261)





Date: October 5th, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: A Simple Asian Man

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6731837)





Date: October 8th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: ニackie

It's always appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6749647)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Bi Bim Bop

It's back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6783087)





Date: October 30th, 2006 6:50 PM
Author: WhitePride

171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6887990)





Date: November 19th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Monkey Fuckin Scribe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7026889)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: alabamajdesq



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215123)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: support our oops

got any more 'nuggets' for us, or just riding out the old glory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215129)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

I live in the past...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215142)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Nicky

NIGGER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215156)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:01 PM
Author: alabamajdesq

ching chang chong. ding. dang....dong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215168)





Date: December 13th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Nicky

haha, real creative nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215199)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Evan-2001

"The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215139)





Date: December 13th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: support our oops

"It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place." is clearly the better line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215148)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:05 AM
Author: Alex P. Keaton



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248689)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:06 AM
Author: A black man\'s huge, veiny, angry, violent penis.

who bumped this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7248702)





Date: December 31st, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Heart of Darkness

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7326077)





Date: December 31st, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Sleazy Z

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7326080)





Date: January 13th, 2007 7:56 AM
Author: boudoir (tittts)

doot doot doot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7410348)





Date: January 13th, 2007 9:43 AM
Author: Concerned.Mom

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7410431)





Date: January 13th, 2007 2:52 PM
Author: boudoir (tittts)

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7411223)





Date: February 6th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Len Bias

my favorite post ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7552137)





Date: March 5th, 2007 1:30 AM
Author: boudoir



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7710299)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Great Teachar Onizuka



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7720473)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: nigger dood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7720912)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: wilsonman

love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7757968)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: KimboSlice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7905148)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: lookthengo (wamp wamp what it do what it do)

still epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7905219)





Date: April 21st, 2007 10:36 AM
Author: Steamroller #9

stress relief bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7974914)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 PM
Author: trendspotter

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8013346)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: xoxokiller

Bump for GTO's hiring committee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8056755)





Date: May 20th, 2007 11:16 AM
Author: Weird Al Yancodood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8143610)





Date: May 20th, 2007 12:29 PM
Author: WGWAGAVENGER

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8143777)





Date: June 16th, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: Phoenician

Damn this is offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262159)





Date: July 12th, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: Actual Malice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8375793)





Date: July 12th, 2007 9:48 PM
Author: ... .. . . . . .... .. .. .. ...

quality bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8375801)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: MICHAEL RICHARDS, ESQ., NIGGER HATER AT LAW

b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436236)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: XOXO Certified Female Poster

why on earth did you bump this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436240)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: MICHAEL RICHARDS, ESQ., NIGGER HATER AT LAW

the fuck is your problem??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436245)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: A Simple Asian Man

alabamajd

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8436246)





Date: August 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: WithACorncob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8497230)





Date: August 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559497)





Date: September 19th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: Steamroller #9

NIGGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8665060)





Date: September 30th, 2007 9:09 PM
Author: 6000 ants dressed like rice

Oh no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8711096)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Trolling For Columbine

Oh yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8801480)





Date: October 28th, 2007 4:04 AM
Author: Super Secret Community Account

a gift from me to the xoxo noobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821509)





Date: November 27th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: whokabee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8944938)





Date: November 30th, 2007 7:08 PM
Author: plop - plop

this really isn't very nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8958246)





Date: January 1st, 2008 12:00 AM
Author: Man O\' War



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9095396)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:29 PM
Author: I Shit in Trashcans

DON'T FLUSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241401)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:40 PM
Author: I Shit in Trashcans

this community account should be deleted...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241452)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:40 PM
Author: I Shit in Trashcans

NO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241454)





Date: January 29th, 2008 10:42 PM
Author: I Shit in Trashcans

i beg to differ, whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9241465)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: Pube Man

*sprinkles pubes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289106)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:29 PM
Author: nyuug

lolFUCKINtastic, fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289108)





Date: February 7th, 2008 7:45 PM
Author: NathanSmith

Someone should edit this down to fewer words and make it their Yale 250. Like a 4.0 178 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9289174)





Date: March 3rd, 2008 9:35 PM
Author: I Shit in Trashcans

i think i saw this happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9423498)





Date: May 12th, 2008 5:06 AM
Author: 50Cent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9770857)





Date: May 12th, 2008 5:07 AM
Author: trendspotter

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9770859)





Date: May 29th, 2008 10:09 AM
Author: I Shit in Trashcans

bar review bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9838940)





Date: July 5th, 2008 8:53 PM
Author: Mr. Ezra Goldschlager (ezra@lawschoolgenius.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9947393)





Date: July 5th, 2008 10:32 PM
Author: A Simple Asian Man

tcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9947664)





Date: July 18th, 2008 1:54 AM
Author: Man O\' War



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9984571)





Date: July 18th, 2008 3:57 AM
Author: jonnyBlaze

sublime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9984741)





Date: September 10th, 2008 4:37 PM
Author: colin powell getting his Phantom valet-parked



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#10146653)