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Hilarious Penn Law student website/resume - Let's bash this TTT

Anyone here know this douche? http://www.deshif.com/
TTTSEF
  03/09/05
Wow... just wow. All that's missing is an LSAT score. # W...
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
Now don't be jealous just because "message board addict...
Jr.
  06/18/05
he evidently was formally congratulated for 'oustanding acad...
cum stain
  03/09/05
Hey, don't sell him short! He was also formally congratulate...
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
That's the most TTT part of that whole travesty of a CV.
jose_marquez
  03/09/05
Have you considered that the resume people post on their per...
xeris
  03/09/05
go away, David
WTFBBQ
  03/09/05
Dude the guy is in Cuba right now. See below.
xeris
  03/09/05
but you also said you'll have internet access every day or t...
WTFBBQ
  03/09/05
PWN3D!!
support our oops
  03/09/05
Not really. Just because there is one civilized person on x...
xeris
  03/09/05
when i started HS i was a pretty big dork, and i got picked ...
support our oops
  03/09/05
Actually from his schedule it looks like he's all booked. S...
xeris
  03/09/05
David, it's obviously you b/c no one else would be so persis...
WTFBBQ
  03/09/05
Dude the guy is in cuba on spring break. Give it a rest dic...
xeris
  03/09/05
Speaking of that, does he have treasury department clearance...
¶Œ‡®‰d¤££ª®
  03/09/05
I like you
WTFBBQ
  03/09/05
I love you.
Wolfowitz
  03/24/05
who puts Mensa membership on a resume?!
Melanie Wilkes
  03/09/05
Same guys who list Westlaw certification.
TTTSEF
  03/09/05
Correct.
The Meanest Fish
  03/09/05
He says he was "featured" in Newsday, and then lin...
Mr. Arthur Digby Sellers
  03/09/05
nice, not even a finalist.
adverseeffect
  03/09/05
and the onion "feature" is a photograph with a bun...
Renada Deshada
  03/09/05
Oh my God. I didn't know that there was an actual place call...
Hanna
  03/09/05
...
rk982
  03/09/05
this is only relevant if something actually pans out....so i...
Regular Guy
  03/09/05
i know, i thought it was just an expression until i stood at...
lexylit
  03/10/05
http://www.census.gov/cgi-bin/gazetteer?city=hicksville&...
louisvilleslugga
  03/11/05
Hicksville is full of smelly Indians. And now the Broadway ...
pinkerton
  03/23/05
Check out the links in his recogintion section. Almost all o...
LionelHutz
  03/09/05
Hey, at least we know he was in the Onion. Only thing more p...
dogfucker
  03/09/05
Let's not forget the prestige involved in working for Daddy ...
LionelHutz
  03/09/05
Hey, this guy may be dorkey but he came by it honestly. Did...
freeme
  03/11/05
Not to mention the fact that his appearance in the Onion fea...
Brined Turkey
  03/09/05
Was this all really true? I feel like it's some bizarre par...
|
  04/05/05
This is why there are so many self hating jews.
leecher
  06/18/05
They actually used him for a photo shoot for the Onion when ...
M.I.T.T.E.N.S.
  03/09/05
LOL http://www.deshif.com/onion.htm
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
classic
DrGreenThumb
  03/09/05
Someone should email this to everyone at upenn
§
  03/09/05
He's already pretty famous around here.
Neil
  03/09/05
Do share.
Hanna
  03/09/05
From what I've witnessed, he's very active and outspoken. Bu...
Neil
  03/09/05
Don't know him personally, but he caused quite a stir at the...
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
http://www.dailypennsylvanian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/0...
Hanna
  03/09/05
LOL, good find.
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
I'm *sure* he takes advantage of the massages just because o...
stepfordboy
  03/09/05
is that abnormal? Those professor things go for a ton at the...
_____________________
  03/09/05
...
oh bar/bri, you so crazy...
  03/09/05
...
Jim S. Adler
  03/09/05
In case you ever want to get in touch with him, http://www.d...
dogfucker
  03/09/05
someone should IM him.
Mr. Arthur Digby Sellers
  03/09/05
"Facilitated development of interpersonal and social sk...
balletgirl
  03/09/05
With such a schedule, how does he find time to bang all the ...
LionelHutz
  03/09/05
VIRGIN
ƒjackie
  03/09/05
You HAVE to read the Nikkei link. Who on earth would put a ...
franklyn
  03/09/05
I wish Milk Chan was here. She could say this much better th...
LionelHutz
  03/09/05
Oh Christ, I didn't even notice that: A pink slipper Davi...
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
The MSNBC article is also about losing his dot-com job when ...
Hanna
  03/09/05
Holy Shit. Nice find.
felix167
  01/17/06
With all of these lame hobbies, how does he find time for th...
Black Trash the autobiography of PIayaJ
  03/09/05
Oh, even the busiest person can find time for that. Um, I'v...
franklyn
  03/09/05
Leboeuf is a good place to work. Seriously.
ptbarnum
  03/09/05
Ha... I guess that goes to show how much personality matters...
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
I was actually being serious, I thought the people there wer...
ptbarnum
  03/09/05
Really? Very interesting.
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
Like I told you eariler, it's not just about vault rank. ...
ptbarnum
  03/09/05
he's still a douche if he makes 450K. hth
JizzyMaguire
  03/09/05
[Oh, fine. Guilt edit.]
rk982
  03/09/05
Did you guys catch this one: Keyboards/cowbell/lute: Capt...
support our oops
  03/09/05
i GOTTA have more cowbell!
BindTortureKill
  03/09/05
...
Jim S. Adler
  03/09/05
He's on the masthead of the Penn Law Review...this is really...
Hanna
  03/09/05
...
Jim S. Adler
  03/09/05
"Cancun Hot Body '03 & '04"" I don't b...
hot_beef_injunction
  03/09/05
see the WHOIS i posted below his website was registered a...
support our oops
  03/09/05
Yeah, unless he holds fat *exclusively* in his bean and nowh...
Regular Guy
  03/09/05
he wants his loved ones to know what flights he's on in case...
WTFBBQ
  03/09/05
how did he get direct HAV-MIA flights?
.o.o.o.o.
  01/17/06
I actually know someone a lot like this in real life. These...
WTFBBQ
  03/09/05
Notice that this guy's resume is so douchey that no one is e...
support our oops
  03/09/05
...
Jim S. Adler
  03/09/05
Oh, geez. Now I'm ashamed that I have something in common wi...
Joe (Caltech \'04)
  03/11/05
mental note: don't try to get job with Leboeuf in the fall
WTFBBQ
  03/09/05
Looks legit to me, here is the WHOIS on his domain: Doma...
support our oops
  03/09/05
...
Jim S. Adler
  03/09/05
is anyone a Duke alum here? they could write and ask him fo...
WTFBBQ
  03/09/05
NicoBlue is. They might have been in the same graduating cla...
O\'Malley
  03/09/05
The funniest part is how he lists his upcoming summer associ...
HLSking
  03/09/05
scratch that - look at his calendar - he has all these chees...
HLSking
  03/09/05
I think listing the summer associate position is fine -- it'...
Hanna
  03/09/05
But for something that reeks of prestige, that's not exactly...
Stabby the Fag
  03/09/05
I think that someone called "HLSking" probably doe...
Hanna
  03/09/05
This board is filled with many vicious people. Even "re...
xeris
  03/09/05
STFU
WTFBBQ
  03/09/05
I hope you have a nice life being a dickhead.
xeris
  03/09/05
it's been working pretty well for me so far. thanks.
WTFBBQ
  03/09/05
HAHA, that was fucking beautiful
jesus, jesus
  01/17/06
I did feel a little bad about it, yeah. Oh well.
rk982
  03/09/05
Same here. Too late. And anyway, posting a web site like tha...
Hanna
  03/09/05
Correct.
fshek
  03/09/05
Agreed. Not very nice.
El Mono
  03/10/05
...
Hank Reardon
  03/09/05
He might be mildly autistic.
franklyn
  03/09/05
I don't think autistic people would stalk people though
WTFBBQ
  03/09/05
This guy is a weirdo but its not his fault. You can't choos...
xeris
  03/09/05
Also, he is apparently a massive tool and faggot and all-aro...
¶Œ‡®‰d¤££ª®
  03/09/05
No doubt he is. But its still incredibly vicious to savage ...
xeris
  03/09/05
look out the window, Davey. it's a cruel world.
WTFBBQ
  03/09/05
I understand it may be difficult for a dickhead like you to ...
xeris
  03/09/05
Did you learn that during Westlaw certification?
¶Œ‡®‰d¤££ª®
  03/09/05
Nah, he learned it at Mensa.
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
absurd defense of a tool - check excessively logical styl...
yhksl
  03/09/05
...
.o.o.o.o.
  01/17/06
also, he defends himself on anonymous internet message board...
WTFBBQ
  03/09/05
...
Jim S. Adler
  03/09/05
"I think this guy is lucky he's a genius..." Wa...
Joe (Caltech \'04)
  03/11/05
Woah, that was him? The stalking rumor was circulating among...
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
i doubt that there is a lurking xoxo reader that became so d...
support our oops
  03/09/05
"he constantly raises his hand and has one of the worst...
The Meanest Fish
  03/09/05
loser
freeme
  03/11/05
::passes out in shock::
gabi37avsfan
  03/11/05
This kid sounds like the equivalent of a 1L at Vanderbilt wh...
Henry_Lightcap
  03/24/05
Isn't 'Shifren' a Jewish name? Jewish mafia, do something...
¶Œ‡®‰d¤££ª®
  03/09/05
Forget it, the Nikkei link alone is enough to excommunicate ...
franklyn
  03/09/05
Uh, check out the Onion link. I think that is him in the sa...
califan
  03/09/05
I'm surpised he didn't call it a "model shoot" on ...
krbr
  03/09/05
This Deshif guy has proven to me that not only does God have...
yhksl
  03/09/05
What's the only part of his busy schedule he doesn't report ...
%\\
  03/09/05
I knew this guy at Duke - not well, but I took some classes ...
oneforthethumb
  03/09/05
Do you know anything about him stalking girls?
dogfucker
  03/09/05
...
oh bar/bri, you so crazy...
  03/09/05
LMAO, that is an awesome story.
The Meanest Fish
  03/09/05
I was there too... Unfortunately, what dickcheese posted was...
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
what was the expression of the profs face?
support our oops
  03/09/05
She wasn't there, she just donated the item. Dunno what her ...
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
am i the only one that thinks he'll show up and introduce hi...
support our oops
  03/09/05
...
oh bar/bri, you so crazy...
  03/09/05
well played!
support our oops
  03/09/05
...
oh bar/bri, you so crazy...
  03/09/05
Edit: I'm starting to feel bad.
TheDude
  03/09/05
...
Tony Clifton
  03/09/05
I think he emceed my Bar Mitzvah.
franklyn
  03/09/05
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Unbelievable, simply unbelievable... Fro...
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
what does it take to graduate 'near' the top of your class a...
support our oops
  03/09/05
I dunno about that, but it must be pretty damn hard to becom...
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
his son is obviously a better web designer and goes to a muc...
support our oops
  03/09/05
Eh, after seeing DeShif.com Penn doesn't feel very prestigio...
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
...
oh bar/bri, you so crazy...
  03/09/05
...
Jim S. Adler
  03/09/05
...
Tony Clifton
  03/09/05
Link from above: http://members.aol.com/shiflaw/
dogfucker
  03/09/05
Damn that's funny. I love the guy's pic on the right. Wh...
Sachin Tendulkar
  03/23/05
...
Jim S. Adler
  03/09/05
initially i thought that reading this would do him some good...
support our oops
  03/09/05
...
Jim S. Adler
  03/09/05
Yeah, there's no way that he can't *not* know what people th...
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
"enlighten on the one hand or emotionally distrubed on ...
freeme
  03/11/05
He probably googles himself on a regular basis. If xoxo thr...
balletgirl
  03/10/05
It's not very "Bush team leader" of him to travel ...
BIG shLAWng
  03/09/05
That website made me feel ashamed to be a Republican.
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/09/05
As if the GOP had oodles of dignity in the first place.
Tony Clifton
  03/09/05
172
dogfucker
  03/09/05
I feel the same way. I was really hoping he'd be a wacko lib...
Joe (Caltech \'04)
  03/11/05
$1000 vegas
ViscoCity
  03/09/05
i dont get it, why would anyone want to read his schedule an...
incognitoN
  03/09/05
...
oh bar/bri, you so crazy...
  03/09/05
strict scrutiny: he'safag
Bolo_Yeung
  03/09/05
...
oh bar/bri, you so crazy...
  03/09/05
ROFL
In Soviet Russia, Rule 12 violates YOU!
  06/18/05
i know the entire family pretty well, though i'm certainly n...
forlorn
  03/09/05
we dont need to take it from you, we've got his life story o...
support our oops
  03/09/05
Taking shit from what?
TheDude
  03/09/05
from peers. likely due to stuttering and social awkwardness...
forlorn
  03/09/05
I know a guy who is a severe stutterer and he was well liked...
Hanna
  03/09/05
Listen, this guy brings shit upon himself by creating a webs...
freeme
  03/11/05
...
oh bar/bri, you so crazy...
  03/09/05
surely you jest?
support our oops
  03/09/05
...
oh bar/bri, you so crazy...
  03/09/05
Is Burbank around this year? I wouldn't want him to get shot...
Hanna
  03/09/05
if he really plans to blow away some kids at school im sure ...
support our oops
  03/09/05
hahahahah 1fucking80
Bolo_Yeung
  03/10/05
A+
louisvilleslugga
  03/10/05
This reminds me of the good 'ol days of XOXO.
Alexander
  03/09/05
-
Rachael Ray
  03/09/05
Holy Crap, it's David Shifren!
DukeAlum
  03/10/05
...
Jim S. Adler
  03/10/05
nice!
corporatesellout
  03/10/05
I find it strange that this kid's apparently a big ol' feder...
Killing Me
  03/10/05
You are such asses. I met this guy a couple of weeks ago, a...
11111112
  03/10/05
Aren't you supposed to go to YLS?
hot_beef_injunction
  03/10/05
HI DAVID
Holland\'s Tulip
  03/05/06
As soon as he finds out about all of this he's definitely ad...
AFLCIA
  03/10/05
...
Jim S. Adler
  03/10/05
Wow. I thought UVA's republican nerdy guy who everbody knows...
Extreme Fajitas
  03/10/05
Oh, and whether there was any doubt that this is really him ...
Extreme Fajitas
  03/10/05
Whats with the magician pictures?
HLSking
  03/10/05
What's with the AOL address? At least DeShif got his own dom...
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/10/05
This person is a classic example of why all schools should R...
§
  03/10/05
lmao...wow. really. wow. nobody else puts MIDDLE SCHOOL or s...
...
  03/10/05
I cant believe
WhickedSick
  03/10/05
You guys, I am a NATIONAL AP SCHOLAR WITH DISTINCTION and I ...
bubbler
  03/10/05
How'd that paper go?
louisvilleslugga
  03/10/05
I just had to turn in the proposal (four pages plus prelimin...
bubbler
  03/11/05
That's an interesting typo. GL.
louisvilleslugga
  03/11/05
I will chalk that up to midterms, and also my TTTness.
bubbler
  03/11/05
It's cool. Yours was an easy question, really; harder has b...
louisvilleslugga
  03/11/05
Their desire to sleep with members of the adcomm. That's ...
bubbler
  03/11/05
check out the link to his father's law firm... http://mem...
NowHereMan
  03/10/05
Like father, like son...their webdesign skills are AWFUL.
tequilaonice
  06/18/05
You guys are just jealous... My resume is more prestigous th...
David Shifren
  03/10/05
yeah...that's it
balletgirl
  03/10/05
thanks man, I spent 10 minutes reading this post in class, t...
beleza
  03/10/05
I'm not going to make fun of this guy because he's just embl...
Lewis H. Lapham
  03/10/05
You think Shitren carries business cards with him?
Pyros
  03/10/05
i suspect they would be 'business binders'
support our oops
  03/10/05
LOL. THIS GUY IS A FAGGOT. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE CLASSES WI...
sod_boi
  03/10/05
i'm surprised to see people bashing LeBoeuf
lexylit
  03/10/05
...
oh bar/bri, you so crazy...
  03/10/05
Well, they did hire this douchebag.
Sleazy Z
  03/10/05
...
oh bar/bri, you so crazy...
  03/10/05
I feel bad for the poor guy. So he is a big nerd and he is a...
Ombudsman
  03/11/05
You're a dolt. By voluntarily making the details of his lif...
Loser-Fuckles
  03/11/05
bump
CSFive
  03/23/05
Thanks. I forgot about this.
Braden
  03/23/05
I love it - I can't get enough of it
CSFive
  03/23/05
check out his pic w/ Ari Fleischer on his website. Edit...
2091
  03/23/05
"Hello 911...There is a douchebag harrasing Judge Jones...
andreacm
  03/23/05
Damn, the one on the right of the judge is hot.
h4ck3d 4cc0unt
  03/23/05
Probably spent 2 hours rounding up that many women - only to...
CSFive
  03/23/05
Every time I start feeling bad about this thread I think abo...
2091
  03/23/05
LOOK AT THE MANTITTIES ON THAT TOOL!
Over Your Shoulder
  03/23/05
are you sure?
CorneliusC
  03/23/05
The Goat has been violated :(
Great Teacher Onizuka
  03/23/05
...
chupadero
  03/23/05
wow
Joe_Vaj_8
  03/23/05
Yes I know, In fact it's on my resume.
David Shifren
  03/23/05
I checked - I don't see it on the main page. Is it in Appen...
CSFive
  03/23/05
LMFAO
2091
  03/23/05
Oh man, I think I've passed his father's law practice in Hic...
pinkerton
  03/23/05
Nope
DEShif
  03/23/05
...
Jim S. Adler
  03/24/05
Not personally.
DEShif
  03/24/05
Do you know me?
Wolfowitz
  03/24/05
Nope. Should I?
DEShif
  03/24/05
Yes.
Wolfowitz
  03/24/05
Or, rather, do I?
DEShif
  03/24/05
Computer Science
Root Beer Belly
  03/23/05
I'm touched...
DEShif
  03/23/05
i like you
Go means red
  03/23/05
youve got a pair my friend. welcome to the insanity.
Deanrobbins
  03/24/05
Dear Mr. Shifren, Upon examining your resume, my advisors...
174
  03/24/05
"Please update your resume's "Recognition" se...
Howie Mandel
  03/24/05
*bows* I have racked up two 180's tonight. This is unprec...
174
  03/24/05
a truly stirring moment of prestigiousness
.... ............. .. ...........
  03/24/05
Hey douchebag, I actually found this funny. Well done. Fi...
YOUREANIDIOT
  03/24/05
Thanks for the vote of confidence- I just had to work out th...
174
  03/24/05
176
Columbia JD
  03/24/05
You sound pretty nice.
TheDude
  03/24/05
please grow up
thealp
  03/24/05
This douche misspelled "university" on his TTTSHIT...
Benjamin Affleck
  03/23/05
Doh!
DEShif
  03/23/05
be nice, he's a really nice, smart guy. just dorky. he was...
NicoBlue
  03/23/05
Did you ever play spit and shove?
Order of the Queef
  03/24/05
holy shit -- you know him?
.... ............. .. ...........
  03/24/05
You're all fucked.
pivan113
  03/24/05
why are you responding to MY post, dipshit? i never said any...
.... ............. .. ...........
  03/24/05
Hey Paul - thanks for the warm wishes. It's good to hear fr...
DEShif
  03/24/05
Cardozo crew...OUCH!
Benjamin Affleck
  03/24/05
?!
DEShif
  03/24/05
www.hallmark.com
Wolfowitz
  03/24/05
Hi David.
Howie Mandel
  03/24/05
what I have learned from this thread
dreanm
  03/24/05
why does his phone number have a seattle area code?
AmericanConsumer
  03/24/05
Cell phone, I would assume.
not
  04/21/05
probably
Marty Lipton
  06/18/05
http://www.deshif.com/pix/B10.jpg Now we all know what he...
tequilaonice
  06/18/05
http://www.deshif.com/pix/P4130076.JPG bwahahahaha. Funni...
tequilaonice
  06/18/05
David Shifren
nerdette
  06/20/05
What STD's do you have?
Calm
  06/20/05
Actually, it's very interesting that you ask this question. ...
nerdette
  06/20/05
Shut up.
This name will be used on all future posts you mak
  06/20/05
Eat shit and die.
Loser-Fuckles
  06/20/05
Nice username!
nerdette
  06/20/05
LOL BUMP
RenadaDeshada
  12/19/05
http://www.deshif.com/pix/PB100049.JPG
flyfisher110
  12/19/05
Ride 'em cowboy!
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
  12/19/05
"LEGAL EXPERIENCE LeBoeuf, Lamb, Greene & MacRae...
morgancity
  12/19/05
"Education"
Skadden Shoes
  12/19/05
OH MY FUCKING GOD ALL MIGHTY!!!!! This has to be one of the ...
askwejkodi
  12/19/05
rock on dave! Also, did you guys notice he attended the I...
soundviewsam
  12/20/05
Vicious satire is not 'hatred'. Teacher's pets have always b...
Ugly Boy
  12/20/05
I've got one word.....HA
consultant, inc.
  12/20/05
In keeping with Penn's employed at graduation rate, he must ...
Lionel Hutz
  12/20/05
I saw this loser in Cancun
witness
  01/16/06
dp
A Simple Asian Man
  01/17/06
The fact that he went to cancun by himself. And went to a ba...
A Simple Asian Man
  01/17/06
Must have missed...
DEShif
  01/17/06
I'd like to stick that pudgy meathole of yours
KimboSlice
  01/17/06
I admire this motherfucker
C+C™
  01/17/06
He's got moxie. I'll give him that.
DrewSucksoe
  01/18/06
LEBOUEFPWN3DDD!!!!111
SearsPrizeWinner
  01/17/06
I didn't notice the 40 friends, but I wasn't looking for the...
witness
  01/18/06
you are frighteningly cool
Renada Deshada
  01/18/06
thats what I keep hearing.
witness
  01/18/06
Awesome.
[Board administrators control this account.]
  01/18/06
You guys have problems. This guy seems fine. You guys, on th...
bosterone
  01/17/06
whatever, this fat retarded dumbfuck is the kind of fat reta...
jesus, jesus
  01/17/06
Who are you talking about? That kid is just a law student. W...
bosterone
  01/17/06
he seems like a perfectly decent guy. and GTO -- our "...
Renada Deshada
  01/18/06
bump
Check CNN
  03/05/06


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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:18 PM
Author: TTTSEF

Anyone here know this douche?

http://www.deshif.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295847)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:20 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Wow... just wow. All that's missing is an LSAT score.

# Westlaw Certifications: Advanced Case Law, Advanced Statutory Research, Litigation, International Law, Patent, Trademark, Tax.

# LexisNexis Mastery Certifications: Federal Litigation, Federal Tax, Corporate and Securities, International Law, IP, Environmental Law.

Awarded junior class standing upon matriculation based on advanced high school coursework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295863)





Date: June 18th, 2005 10:35 AM
Author: Jr. (--)

Now don't be jealous just because "message board addict" is not elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3047039)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: cum stain

he evidently was formally congratulated for 'oustanding academic achievement' by alfonse d'amato.

if that's not prestige, then nothing is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295868)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:23 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Hey, don't sell him short! He was also formally congratulated by

* Nassau County Executive Thomas Gulotta.

* Suffolk County Executive Robert Gaffney.

* U.S. Congressman Gary Ackerman.

* New York State Senate President Pro Tem and Majority Leader Ralph Marino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295887)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: jose_marquez (josemarquez@gmail.com)

That's the most TTT part of that whole travesty of a CV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296054)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:29 PM
Author: xeris

Have you considered that the resume people post on their personal website is different from their "real" resume that they use for employment purposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296894)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:30 PM
Author: WTFBBQ (no one's paying attention to my Yale v. 3-legged dog thread)

go away, David

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296912)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:33 PM
Author: xeris

Dude the guy is in Cuba right now. See below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296933)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:34 PM
Author: WTFBBQ (no one's paying attention to my Yale v. 3-legged dog thread)

but you also said you'll have internet access every day or two, David. and I doubt you're rocking out w/ the social events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296941)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:35 PM
Author: support our oops

PWN3D!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296961)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:36 PM
Author: xeris

Not really. Just because there is one civilized person on xoxo who would come to this guy's defense doesn't mean its actually him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296967)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:47 PM
Author: support our oops

when i started HS i was a pretty big dork, and i got picked on big time, and righfully so. it really sucked at the time, but im glad people were 'uncivil' to me, because it was only going to be worse at the next level unless i started becoming a little more self-aware of my social image. good, bad, right, wrong - that is just the way it is. you can stick up for this kid (or defend yourself if you are him), but the fact is, we are doing him (you) a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297073)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:36 PM
Author: xeris

Actually from his schedule it looks like he's all booked. Sorry dickhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296966)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:39 PM
Author: WTFBBQ (no one's paying attention to my Yale v. 3-legged dog thread)

David, it's obviously you b/c no one else would be so persistent and call us naughty names out of nowhere. and I totally don't even recognize your moniker.

also allow me take this opportunity to tell you that my LS is more prestigious than yours, David.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296990)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:43 PM
Author: xeris

Dude the guy is in cuba on spring break. Give it a rest dickhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297028)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:44 PM
Author: ¶Œ‡®‰d¤££ª®

Speaking of that, does he have treasury department clearance? We should notify the treasury department just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297039)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:46 PM
Author: WTFBBQ (no one's paying attention to my Yale v. 3-legged dog thread)

I like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297057)





Date: March 24th, 2005 2:12 AM
Author: Wolfowitz

I love you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394226)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: Melanie Wilkes

who puts Mensa membership on a resume?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295902)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: TTTSEF

Same guys who list Westlaw certification.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295920)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: The Meanest Fish (You are politically correct but factually wrong...)

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297372)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: Mr. Arthur Digby Sellers

He says he was "featured" in Newsday, and then links to a blurb listing a bunch of local national merit scholar semi-finalists from 1997. Excellent stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295918)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:30 PM
Author: adverseeffect

nice, not even a finalist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295950)





Date: March 9th, 2005 10:52 PM
Author: Renada Deshada

and the onion "feature" is a photograph with a bunch of people seemingly chosen because they exude douchebaggery.

every law school has one of these guys. what's most amazing here is that the list of achievements is so long without even one of them being at all impresive. and "westlaw certification" is bizarre. that's like saying you have a driver's license.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298538)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: Hanna

Oh my God. I didn't know that there was an actual place called "Hicksville," but apparently, there is.

My friend's bf is on law review at Penn...I'll have to ask about this dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295922)





Date: March 9th, 2005 6:03 PM
Author: rk982 (it's never legal advice)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296222)





Date: March 9th, 2005 6:06 PM
Author: Regular Guy (builder of forts, admirer of Andre the Giant and snowboard god)

this is only relevant if something actually pans out....so i'll keep my bashing quiet til then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296271)





Date: March 10th, 2005 7:18 PM
Author: lexylit

i know, i thought it was just an expression until i stood at penn station and read the flashing signs for the long island railroad.

apparently hicksville girls wear white jeans and have really big bangs, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2303157)





Date: March 11th, 2005 1:57 PM
Author: louisvilleslugga (Perfection is the result of many errors)

http://www.census.gov/cgi-bin/gazetteer?city=hicksville&state=&zip=

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308455)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 8:22 PM
Author: pinkerton (devo@lsn)

Hicksville is full of smelly Indians. And now the Broadway Mall has a Wal-Mart, too. Truly a TTT town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2391094)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:28 PM
Author: LionelHutz

Check out the links in his recogintion section. Almost all of them are bad links. That oozes prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295934)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:29 PM
Author: dogfucker

Hey, at least we know he was in the Onion. Only thing more prestigious than that is being in Leiter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295948)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: LionelHutz

Let's not forget the prestige involved in working for Daddy for the last 8 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295975)





Date: March 11th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: freeme

Hey, this guy may be dorkey but he came by it honestly. Did you see the link to his father's website. Oh, and check out the link to Greater New York Mensa. The pictures of these losers will keep you laughing for a long, long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308258)





Date: March 9th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Brined Turkey

Not to mention the fact that his appearance in the Onion featured him getting mocked for being a huge goddamn dork. Prestige in spades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297888)





Date: April 5th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: |

Was this all really true? I feel like it's some bizarre part of the space-time continuum, but I can't help but laugh as I read the whole thing....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2492350)





Date: June 18th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: leecher

This is why there are so many self hating jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3046335)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:23 PM
Author: M.I.T.T.E.N.S. (angry Loaner)

They actually used him for a photo shoot for the Onion when they needed a picture of a douche. Superb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295894)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

LOL

http://www.deshif.com/onion.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295909)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:30 PM
Author: DrGreenThumb

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295960)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:28 PM
Author: §

Someone should email this to everyone at upenn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295937)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: Neil (and then they splashed into the deep blue sea!)

He's already pretty famous around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295962)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: Hanna

Do share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295982)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:34 PM
Author: Neil (and then they splashed into the deep blue sea!)

From what I've witnessed, he's very active and outspoken. But I don't know him personally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295992)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Don't know him personally, but he caused quite a stir at the EJF auction a couple of weeks ago when he bid almost $1000 for picnic with a young/popular professor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296010)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: Hanna

http://www.dailypennsylvanian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/09/22/4151207d44b7f

Goodness, his grades come up in an article about massages?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296031)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

LOL, good find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296049)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:48 PM
Author: stepfordboy

I'm *sure* he takes advantage of the massages just because of stress during exams. Probably his only outlet for flesh-on-flesh contact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296094)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:14 PM
Author: _____________________

is that abnormal? Those professor things go for a ton at the CLF auction here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296767)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:17 PM
Author: oh bar/bri, you so crazy...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297339)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297533)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:28 PM
Author: dogfucker

In case you ever want to get in touch with him, http://www.deshif.com/Cal0000.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295938)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: Mr. Arthur Digby Sellers

someone should IM him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295972)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: balletgirl

"Facilitated development of interpersonal and social skills through interaction with elderly psychiatric patients"

OMG. We all puff our resumes a bit, but come on! This shit's embarrassing to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295978)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:34 PM
Author: LionelHutz

With such a schedule, how does he find time to bang all the hot chicks I'm sure are beating down his door?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295990)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:42 PM
Author: ƒjackie

VIRGIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296045)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: franklyn

You HAVE to read the Nikkei link. Who on earth would put a story about being fired on their resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296051)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:45 PM
Author: LionelHutz

I wish Milk Chan was here. She could say this much better than I can - "YOU DUMBASS!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296073)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:45 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Oh Christ, I didn't even notice that:

A pink slipper David Shifren, software engineer, was laid off from a newly built telecommunication company in November just two weeks after he was hired. "I do want to work for a IT-related company again," says Shifren, who talked to four recruiters at the party that night. "But next one must be a place where I can get a decent training."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296076)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: Hanna

The MSNBC article is also about losing his dot-com job when the company was "NASDAQ'd" -- not something I think I'd want to advertise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296161)





Date: January 17th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: felix167

Holy Shit. Nice find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4838464)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:45 PM
Author: Black Trash the autobiography of PIayaJ (I'm Rick James, bitch)

With all of these lame hobbies, how does he find time for the most important facet of his existence: furtively masturbating to TeenPeople for hours at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296066)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: franklyn

Oh, even the busiest person can find time for that. Um, I've heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296131)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:47 PM
Author: ptbarnum (Pulling out = 80% chance of success!)

Leboeuf is a good place to work. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296088)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Ha... I guess that goes to show how much personality matters, when good grades and law review only gets you LeBoeuf.

However, the fact that even he can make $125k should show how well Penn places ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296163)





Date: March 9th, 2005 5:59 PM
Author: ptbarnum (Pulling out = 80% chance of success!)

I was actually being serious, I thought the people there were better than people I met elsewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296185)





Date: March 9th, 2005 6:01 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Really? Very interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296199)





Date: March 9th, 2005 6:03 PM
Author: ptbarnum (Pulling out = 80% chance of success!)

Like I told you eariler, it's not just about vault rank.

*edit* however since guy is working there, my opinion is going to drop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296233)





Date: March 9th, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: JizzyMaguire (Paris didn't have my number... bitch....)

he's still a douche if he makes 450K.

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296237)





Date: March 9th, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: rk982 (it's never legal advice)

[Oh, fine. Guilt edit.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296235)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:02 PM
Author: support our oops

Did you guys catch this one:

Keyboards/cowbell/lute: Captain Buzzkill & the Bringdowns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296676)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:03 PM
Author: BindTortureKill

i GOTTA have more cowbell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296685)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:05 PM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296695)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:06 PM
Author: Hanna

He's on the masthead of the Penn Law Review...this is really, really elaborate if someone is just making fun of him. That doesn't make sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296703)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:07 PM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296712)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:12 PM
Author: hot_beef_injunction (It's best to keep things in the shallow end.)

"Cancun Hot Body '03 & '04""

I don't believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296751)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:20 PM
Author: support our oops

see the WHOIS i posted below

his website was registered about 2 years ago, that means someone would have to hack his domain to put that stuff up there and i cant believe anyone would put that much effort into a prank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296826)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:24 PM
Author: Regular Guy (builder of forts, admirer of Andre the Giant and snowboard god)

Yeah, unless he holds fat *exclusively* in his bean and nowhere else, that's just not happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296861)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:15 PM
Author: WTFBBQ (no one's paying attention to my Yale v. 3-legged dog thread)

he wants his loved ones to know what flights he's on in case a plane goes down. covering his bases. how sweet. I'm sure everyone cares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296779)





Date: January 17th, 2006 11:01 AM
Author: .o.o.o.o.

how did he get direct HAV-MIA flights?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4838942)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:13 PM
Author: WTFBBQ (no one's paying attention to my Yale v. 3-legged dog thread)

I actually know someone a lot like this in real life. These people exist. Every two months I get a listserved email update that's 20 pages long --and I'm pretty sure unless you're Batman or something no one has 20 pages worth in 2 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296759)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:06 PM
Author: support our oops

Notice that this guy's resume is so douchey that no one is even talking about how fat and ugly he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296701)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:06 PM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296704)





Date: March 11th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: Joe (Caltech \'04) (jjewell@prepme.com)

Oh, geez. Now I'm ashamed that I have something in common with him.

It was basically a fricking EMAIL LIST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308377)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:10 PM
Author: WTFBBQ (no one's paying attention to my Yale v. 3-legged dog thread)

mental note: don't try to get job with Leboeuf in the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296732)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:11 PM
Author: support our oops

Looks legit to me, here is the WHOIS on his domain:

Domain: deshif.com

Registrant

David Shifren

deshif@optonline.net

25 West 13th Street

New York, NY 10011 US

+1.1111111111

Administrative

David Shifren

DEShif

deshif@deshif.com

25 West 13th Street

New York, NY 10011 US

+1.2063500531

+1.2063500531 (FAX)

Billing

David Shifren

DEShif

deshif@deshif.com

25 West 13th Street

New York, NY 10011 US

+1.2063500531

+1.2063500531 (FAX)

Technical

David Shifren

DEShif

deshif@deshif.com

25 West 13th Street

New York, NY 10011 US

+1.2063500531

+1.2063500531 (FAX)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296744)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:12 PM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296748)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:16 PM
Author: WTFBBQ (no one's paying attention to my Yale v. 3-legged dog thread)

is anyone a Duke alum here? they could write and ask him for advice or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296794)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: O\'Malley (lsn profile: yed)

NicoBlue is. They might have been in the same graduating class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297655)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:19 PM
Author: HLSking

The funniest part is how he lists his upcoming summer associate position under his experiences.

After that, its his schedule that takes the cake. This guy is so damn self important that he has to post his class schedule online!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296814)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:20 PM
Author: HLSking

scratch that - look at his calendar - he has all these cheesy singles or whatever meeting listed as if he has something to do. So sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296825)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:22 PM
Author: Hanna

I think listing the summer associate position is fine -- it's the advice the HLS OCS would give any 2L.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296834)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:26 PM
Author: Stabby the Fag

But for something that reeks of prestige, that's not exactly the most prestigous of firms.

And nobody cares what Harvard would do, you cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296877)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:55 PM
Author: Hanna

I think that someone called "HLSking" probably does care, and that's who I was talking to, genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297144)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:27 PM
Author: xeris

This board is filled with many vicious people. Even "respected" posters like rk982 and hanna jumped on the bully bandwagon. Pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296882)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:27 PM
Author: WTFBBQ (no one's paying attention to my Yale v. 3-legged dog thread)

STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296884)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:34 PM
Author: xeris

I hope you have a nice life being a dickhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296949)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:35 PM
Author: WTFBBQ (no one's paying attention to my Yale v. 3-legged dog thread)

it's been working pretty well for me so far. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296962)





Date: January 17th, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: jesus, jesus

HAHA, that was fucking beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4842140)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:42 PM
Author: rk982 (it's never legal advice)

I did feel a little bad about it, yeah. Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297018)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:55 PM
Author: Hanna

Same here. Too late. And anyway, posting a web site like that is the virtual equivalent of going on reality TV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297151)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:59 PM
Author: fshek

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297707)





Date: March 10th, 2005 10:24 AM
Author: El Mono

Agreed. Not very nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300443)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:29 PM
Author: Hank Reardon
Subject: THE SCHIFREN STORY



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296903)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:34 PM
Author: franklyn

He might be mildly autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296939)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:35 PM
Author: WTFBBQ (no one's paying attention to my Yale v. 3-legged dog thread)

I don't think autistic people would stalk people though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296951)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:41 PM
Author: xeris

This guy is a weirdo but its not his fault. You can't choose the way you are born or how you talk. If anyone else here was born with all the hurdles that this guy apparantly has, I guarantee they would have rolled over and given up. Personally, I think this guy is lucky he's a genius because god knows he isn't getting by on his looks or by being a smooth talker. If he has to interview aggressively because he is a social weirdo, more power to him for going after what he wants. As for talking in class, tons of people do that, he only gets picked on because he is ugly and has a stutter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297014)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:43 PM
Author: ¶Œ‡®‰d¤££ª®

Also, he is apparently a massive tool and faggot and all-around loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297033)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:45 PM
Author: xeris

No doubt he is. But its still incredibly vicious to savage a stranger on an internet board like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297050)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:49 PM
Author: WTFBBQ (no one's paying attention to my Yale v. 3-legged dog thread)

look out the window, Davey. it's a cruel world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297087)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: xeris

I understand it may be difficult for a dickhead like you to understand that nice people exist. I assure you that just because a random poster takes the opposite side from you in an argument doesn't mean that poster must be the subject of the debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297113)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:06 PM
Author: ¶Œ‡®‰d¤££ª®

Did you learn that during Westlaw certification?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297259)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:12 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Nah, he learned it at Mensa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297309)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:07 PM
Author: yhksl

absurd defense of a tool - check

excessively logical style of argumentation - check

egregious self-promotion ("nice guy") - check

use of the phrase "subject of the debate" - check

Hi David.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297274)





Date: January 17th, 2006 11:07 AM
Author: .o.o.o.o.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4838964)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:45 PM
Author: WTFBBQ (no one's paying attention to my Yale v. 3-legged dog thread)

also, he defends himself on anonymous internet message boards. and unconvincingly might I add.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297052)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:11 PM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297302)





Date: March 11th, 2005 1:51 PM
Author: Joe (Caltech \'04) (jjewell@prepme.com)

"I think this guy is lucky he's a genius..."

Wait, back up. How do we know he's a genius? The Mensa membership? National Merit Finalist? The years working for his father? What?

I've seen absolutely no evidence of that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308401)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:01 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Woah, that was him? The stalking rumor was circulating among 1Ls early in the term but I didn't know it was about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297215)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:04 PM
Author: support our oops

i doubt that there is a lurking xoxo reader that became so disgusted that they would come to this guy's defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297248)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: The Meanest Fish (You are politically correct but factually wrong...)

"he constantly raises his hand and has one of the worst speech impediments ive ever heard. it often takes him minutes to get out a word becuase of his stuttering problem."

Holy shit, I think I sat in on a Con Law class at Penn last year with this dude. It was the day he was called on. I was stunned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297493)





Date: March 11th, 2005 1:53 PM
Author: freeme
Subject: loser

This guy is the next David Berkowitz/Son of Sam. Mark my words and watch and see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308418)





Date: March 11th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: gabi37avsfan
Subject: ::passes out in shock::

Oh my god. It's like the three most annoying people I know combined into one.

My sympathies to all at Penn.

At some level I feel bad for the guy, clearly teased a lot early on in life and is compensating a hell of a lot to make up for it. Unfortunately this compensation only leads to more ridiculing for being a total weirdo.

On another level, we've all been made fun of in life. And plenty of people do not turn into completely socially inept people because of it. In fact, sometimes the most well adjusted people I know where teased a lot in grade school. So that's no excuse.

And frankly, on a personal level, I have been the recipient of strange creepy guys hitting on me and it's no fun. So if he's stalking people I have a serious problem with that.

Reasons not to attend Penn...:-p

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2311750)





Date: March 24th, 2005 1:46 AM
Author: Henry_Lightcap

This kid sounds like the equivalent of a 1L at Vanderbilt who is often referred to as "the dragon."

edit: but with more tact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394021)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:33 PM
Author: ¶Œ‡®‰d¤££ª®

Isn't 'Shifren' a Jewish name?

Jewish mafia, do something about this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296932)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: franklyn

Forget it, the Nikkei link alone is enough to excommunicate him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297445)





Date: March 9th, 2005 7:44 PM
Author: califan

Uh, check out the Onion link. I think that is him in the satin shirt. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297046)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:59 PM
Author: krbr

I'm surpised he didn't call it a "model shoot" on his CV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297694)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:06 PM
Author: yhksl

This Deshif guy has proven to me that not only does God have a sense of humor, He's actually a cynical bastard. Keep up the good work, oh Lord of Heaven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297258)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: %\\

What's the only part of his busy schedule he doesn't report here: http://www.deshif.com/Cal0000.htm ??

His weekly NAMBLA meetings. Look at this picture: http://www.deshif.com/david.jpg He'd be perfect in NRA-style "I am NAMBLA" advertisements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297359)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:24 PM
Author: oneforthethumb

I knew this guy at Duke - not well, but I took some classes with him and majored in a similar, overlapping field.

There are two types of nerds: those who are quiet, nice-guy nerds (with whom I have no problem, and often befriend, even) and those who are aggressive, obnoxious, arrogant nerds (e.g. Bill Gates). This guy is in the second class.

It's kind of TTT to do this to the poor guy, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297401)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: dogfucker

Do you know anything about him stalking girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297439)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:31 PM
Author: oh bar/bri, you so crazy...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297457)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:33 PM
Author: The Meanest Fish (You are politically correct but factually wrong...)

LMAO, that is an awesome story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297469)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

I was there too... Unfortunately, what dickcheese posted was 100% accurate.

You just had to see it... He literally jumped out of his seat and was standing in front of the auctioneer waving his paddle around and around. It was insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297489)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: support our oops

what was the expression of the profs face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297504)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:41 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

She wasn't there, she just donated the item. Dunno what her reaction to this is, but like dickcheese said above, I'd be pretty freaked out. I don't even know if DeShif is going to bring 3 people with him or if he's just going to go alone with her.

The audience was laughing, but it was very uneasy... I mean, it's kind of like how a lot of people reacted to the J cutting herself thing from that xo thread the other day... The whole situation was pretty funny but when you realize that he isn't playing and is 100% serious, it kind of freaks you out after the fact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297529)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: support our oops

am i the only one that thinks he'll show up and introduce his three imaginary best friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297542)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: oh bar/bri, you so crazy...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297557)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: support our oops

well played!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297660)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:59 PM
Author: oh bar/bri, you so crazy...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297692)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:28 PM
Author: TheDude

Edit:

I'm starting to feel bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297429)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: Tony Clifton



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297440)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:31 PM
Author: franklyn

I think he emceed my Bar Mitzvah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297455)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Unbelievable, simply unbelievable... From the tux, to the U.S. Supreme Court bar, to the AOL URL...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297465)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:41 PM
Author: support our oops

what does it take to graduate 'near' the top of your class at Fordham?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297531)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

I dunno about that, but it must be pretty damn hard to become an adjunct professor of law at the local community college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297561)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: support our oops

his son is obviously a better web designer and goes to a much more prestigious law school. i wonder what shif sr. must be like in real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297587)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Eh, after seeing DeShif.com Penn doesn't feel very prestigious anymore :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297610)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: oh bar/bri, you so crazy...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297654)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297547)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: Tony Clifton



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297631)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:58 PM
Author: dogfucker

Link from above:

http://members.aol.com/shiflaw/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297688)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 8:36 PM
Author: Sachin Tendulkar

Damn that's funny.

I love the guy's pic on the right. What a fag.

This confirms it: douchebaggery is genetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2391196)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297558)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: support our oops

initially i thought that reading this would do him some good. (as i posted above, i was a pretty big dork in HS, simply because i was just so unaware of social norms and my social image. getting picked on honestly did wonders for my life since then)

but in my experience there are just some kids that dont get it and dont care. the type of guys that you might invite to sit with you at lunch or invite out for a beer just to make an effort to include them, but they turn out to be even weirder than you expected. the guy obviously enjoys his life and is proud of his accomplishments. i cant imagine him reading this thread and being enlightened on the one hand or emotionally hurt on the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297623)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:55 PM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297647)





Date: March 9th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Yeah, there's no way that he can't *not* know what people think of him here. He probably doesn't care or loves it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298364)





Date: March 11th, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: freeme

"enlighten on the one hand or emotionally distrubed on the other". Are you kidding? This guy is going to update his resume/CV to include this link to show how much people are talking about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308523)





Date: March 10th, 2005 9:32 AM
Author: balletgirl

He probably googles himself on a regular basis. If xoxo threads turn up in google, he'll find it himself.

I just googled him on my own, and he's listed as the treasurer of the Golden Key at Hunter. 2003.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300319)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:50 PM
Author: BIG shLAWng

It's not very "Bush team leader" of him to travel to red Cuba and spend his Euros there!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297607)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

That website made me feel ashamed to be a Republican.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297622)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:57 PM
Author: Tony Clifton

As if the GOP had oodles of dignity in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297666)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:59 PM
Author: dogfucker

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297706)





Date: March 11th, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: Joe (Caltech \'04) (jjewell@prepme.com)

I feel the same way. I was really hoping he'd be a wacko liberal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308498)





Date: March 9th, 2005 8:55 PM
Author: ViscoCity

$1000 vegas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297648)





Date: March 9th, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: incognitoN

i dont get it, why would anyone want to read his schedule and calendar? what is the purpose of having that shit on his website? The resume is one thing, but why do i need to know where he is every second of every single day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298093)





Date: March 9th, 2005 9:55 PM
Author: oh bar/bri, you so crazy...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298193)





Date: March 9th, 2005 10:47 PM
Author: Bolo_Yeung

strict scrutiny: he'safag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298507)





Date: March 9th, 2005 11:22 PM
Author: oh bar/bri, you so crazy...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298729)





Date: June 18th, 2005 10:22 AM
Author: In Soviet Russia, Rule 12 violates YOU! (I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real mastodon.)

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3047023)





Date: March 9th, 2005 11:25 PM
Author: forlorn

i know the entire family pretty well, though i'm certainly not friends with david.

give him a break. he's been taking shit his whole life.

and don't bring the dad into it. shitty website or not, take it from me, the guy's pretty fucking successful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298755)





Date: March 9th, 2005 11:31 PM
Author: support our oops

we dont need to take it from you, we've got his life story on a website

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298787)





Date: March 9th, 2005 11:32 PM
Author: TheDude

Taking shit from what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298793)





Date: March 9th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: forlorn

from peers. likely due to stuttering and social awkwardness, as well as his looks. he might be annoying as all hell in large groups, but he's a pretty nice guy otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298815)





Date: March 9th, 2005 11:45 PM
Author: Hanna

I know a guy who is a severe stutterer and he was well liked and successful at HYS -- he was on law review and ended up at a top-5 NY firm. Law school may look like high school, but it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298893)





Date: March 11th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: freeme

Listen, this guy brings shit upon himself by creating a website like and by out-biding himself for a picnic. If he get's picked on because of his actions, it's his own fault.

I actually started to feel sorry for this guy until I read his sense of self importance. There are likeable nerds but this guy isn't one of them. So, if he gets picked on... oh well. That said, he'll probably have the last laugh after he explodes and goes postal on all of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308609)





Date: March 9th, 2005 11:33 PM
Author: oh bar/bri, you so crazy...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298802)





Date: March 9th, 2005 11:36 PM
Author: support our oops

surely you jest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298823)





Date: March 9th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: oh bar/bri, you so crazy...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298842)





Date: March 9th, 2005 11:40 PM
Author: Hanna

Is Burbank around this year? I wouldn't want him to get shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298864)





Date: March 9th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: support our oops

if he really plans to blow away some kids at school im sure he'll update his calendar online before he does it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298872)





Date: March 10th, 2005 1:10 AM
Author: Bolo_Yeung

hahahahah 1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2299424)





Date: March 10th, 2005 12:55 PM
Author: louisvilleslugga (Perfection is the result of many errors)

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300946)





Date: March 9th, 2005 11:45 PM
Author: Alexander

This reminds me of the good 'ol days of XOXO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298899)





Date: March 9th, 2005 11:48 PM
Author: Rachael Ray

-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298916)





Date: March 10th, 2005 12:52 AM
Author: DukeAlum
Subject: Holy Crap, it's David Shifren!

I went to college with this guy. He was notorious on campus for being the biggest nerd at the entire school. I can't say I really ever talked to him, but he was a total tool.

1. I know of at least two girls that had to get restraining orders against him because he stalked them. He would wait outside their dorms for them every day, all day. No social graces, couldn't figure out that just because a girl smiled at you in class does not make her your new best friend.

2. I saw him on Halloween one year wearing a cheerleading outfit. Keep in mind, he's at least 70 pounds overweight. And he wasn't the funny fat kid in a group of friends doing it to be funny. It was very creepy.

3. As others have noted, he's the arrogant, aggressive, supernerd. We all hated him.

4. I don't know if he got kicked out of school for stalking, but it certainly wouldn't surprise me. His picture isn't in the class yearbook, and he's not listed in the online alumni directory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2299290)





Date: March 10th, 2005 1:29 AM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2299554)





Date: March 10th, 2005 2:12 AM
Author: corporatesellout (monsieurcorporatesellout@hotmail.com)

nice!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2299840)





Date: March 10th, 2005 6:38 AM
Author: Killing Me

I find it strange that this kid's apparently a big ol' federalist but is also in "journal of law and social change" (sounds liberal) and STREET LAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300222)





Date: March 10th, 2005 7:13 AM
Author: 11111112

You are such asses. I met this guy a couple of weeks ago, and he seems fine in real life. Give him a break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300239)





Date: March 10th, 2005 10:28 AM
Author: hot_beef_injunction (A severed head as sedative.)

Aren't you supposed to go to YLS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300450)





Date: March 5th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: Holland\'s Tulip

HI DAVID

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#5251259)





Date: March 10th, 2005 7:26 AM
Author: AFLCIA (tolerator@gmail.com)

As soon as he finds out about all of this he's definitely adding "The Most Prestigious Admissions Board in the World" to the "featured in" section of his CV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300243)





Date: March 10th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300735)





Date: March 10th, 2005 7:33 AM
Author: Extreme Fajitas

Wow. I thought UVA's republican nerdy guy who everbody knows who has a website was sort of toolish, but he looks like Miles Davis compared to Mr. Shif.

I don't know why I posted this, as I won't say who the UVA guy is, so don't bother asking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300245)





Date: March 10th, 2005 7:56 AM
Author: Extreme Fajitas

Oh, and whether there was any doubt that this is really him putting up the site, well, I think it runs in the family

http://members.aol.com/shiflaw/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300257)





Date: March 10th, 2005 1:15 PM
Author: HLSking

Whats with the magician pictures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2301101)





Date: March 10th, 2005 6:25 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

What's with the AOL address? At least DeShif got his own domain name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2302842)





Date: March 10th, 2005 8:38 AM
Author: §

This person is a classic example of why all schools should REQUIRE interviews before offering admission.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300268)





Date: March 10th, 2005 8:51 AM
Author: ...

lmao...wow. really. wow. nobody else puts MIDDLE SCHOOL or sophomore year of high school "honors" on their stuff, right? and is a link to "Spanish" in "Proficient in Spanish - verbal and written communication" really necessary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300278)





Date: March 10th, 2005 10:43 AM
Author: WhickedSick
Subject: I cant believe

Im sorry... I'm really still in disbelief that people like this actually exist. What happens to them? ARe these the kind of people who become famously successful? I have to assume no way... but I actually think his resume is preety fucking prestigious.

Nonetheless, I'm sure he scores in the bottom 10th percentile on all standardized social skill tests. He reminds me of that guy in office space, milton.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300493)





Date: March 10th, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: bubbler (It's the prettiest boat I've ever seen.)

You guys, I am a NATIONAL AP SCHOLAR WITH DISTINCTION and I didn't put that anywhere in my applications. Am I screwed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300549)





Date: March 10th, 2005 12:57 PM
Author: louisvilleslugga (Perfection is the result of many errors)

How'd that paper go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300958)





Date: March 11th, 2005 12:35 PM
Author: bubbler (It's the prettiest boat I've ever seen.)

I just had to turn in the proposal (four pages plus preliminary bibliography) and he ate it up, gave me an A, and said it is a wonderful and unique topic.

I can only assume that Peen Law Review is in my future, but seriously, thanks. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2307844)





Date: March 11th, 2005 1:56 PM
Author: louisvilleslugga (Perfection is the result of many errors)

That's an interesting typo.

GL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308444)





Date: March 11th, 2005 1:57 PM
Author: bubbler (It's the prettiest boat I've ever seen.)

I will chalk that up to midterms, and also my TTTness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308451)





Date: March 11th, 2005 1:58 PM
Author: louisvilleslugga (Perfection is the result of many errors)

It's cool. Yours was an easy question, really; harder has been answering the "What should I write my college essay about?" questions (I teach high school, if you didn't already know that)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308465)





Date: March 11th, 2005 2:26 PM
Author: bubbler (It's the prettiest boat I've ever seen.)

Their desire to sleep with members of the adcomm.

That's what I wrote my law one on. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308720)





Date: March 10th, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: NowHereMan

check out the link to his father's law firm...

http://members.aol.com/shiflaw/

who puts a picture of themselves like that up on their professional site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300609)





Date: June 18th, 2005 2:35 AM
Author: tequilaonice

Like father, like son...their webdesign skills are AWFUL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3046420)





Date: March 10th, 2005 12:30 PM
Author: David Shifren

You guys are just jealous... My resume is more prestigous than yours, my father is more presitgous than yours, and the girl that I stalk and will one day be my girlfriend is more prestigous than your girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300788)





Date: March 10th, 2005 12:43 PM
Author: balletgirl

yeah...that's it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300847)





Date: March 10th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: beleza

thanks man, I spent 10 minutes reading this post in class, then you post this, I lose my shit and starting laughing out loud in Con Law. Luckily, the teacher did not say anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2301861)





Date: March 10th, 2005 2:31 PM
Author: Lewis H. Lapham

I'm not going to make fun of this guy because he's just emblematic of the Republican Party (David Shifren = New School Karl Rove) and Long Island as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2301466)





Date: March 10th, 2005 2:49 PM
Author: Pyros

You think Shitren carries business cards with him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2301563)





Date: March 10th, 2005 6:36 PM
Author: support our oops

i suspect they would be 'business binders'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2302913)





Date: March 10th, 2005 7:24 PM
Author: sod_boi

LOL. THIS GUY IS A FAGGOT. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE CLASSES WITH HIM THOUGH. NON STOP COMEDY EVERY DAY. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2303187)





Date: March 10th, 2005 7:32 PM
Author: lexylit

i'm surprised to see people bashing LeBoeuf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2303231)





Date: March 10th, 2005 10:33 PM
Author: oh bar/bri, you so crazy...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2304313)





Date: March 10th, 2005 10:34 PM
Author: Sleazy Z

Well, they did hire this douchebag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2304326)





Date: March 10th, 2005 10:39 PM
Author: oh bar/bri, you so crazy...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2304370)





Date: March 11th, 2005 10:42 PM
Author: Ombudsman

I feel bad for the poor guy. So he is a big nerd and he is annoying. I get it.

I would be mortified if I went on the internet and read hundreds of messages making fun of me. No one deserves that sort of public humiliation, no matter how much of a nerd they are. I say it's time to call off the hounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2312190)





Date: March 11th, 2005 10:46 PM
Author: Loser-Fuckles

You're a dolt. By voluntarily making the details of his life visible to all, he has thoroughly forfeited any entitlement to pity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2312228)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: CSFive

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2388651)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Braden

Thanks. I forgot about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2388684)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: CSFive

I love it - I can't get enough of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2388752)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: 2091

check out his pic w/ Ari Fleischer on his website.

Edit: Is that real silk? http://www.deshif.com/pix/ARI.JPG

(probably right after meeting Ari: riding the goat - http://www.deshif.com/pix/B10.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2389187)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: andreacm

"Hello 911...There is a douchebag harrasing Judge Jones and some of her interns..."

http://www.deshif.com/pix/BSJ1.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2389993)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:01 PM
Author: h4ck3d 4cc0unt (Scalia@gmail.com)

Damn, the one on the right of the judge is hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390003)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:01 PM
Author: CSFive

Probably spent 2 hours rounding up that many women - only to have his shot ruined by another male in the background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390007)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: 2091

Every time I start feeling bad about this thread I think about the past two presidential elections. The fact that I feel bad at all is the problem. Democrats need to learn to be heartless a$$holes. Might as well learn by practicing on Republicans. (NOTE: I do like Christine Todd Whitman, but I'm pretty sure she isn't a real Republican).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390098)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 8:24 PM
Author: Over Your Shoulder

LOOK AT THE MANTITTIES ON THAT TOOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2391100)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:47 PM
Author: CorneliusC
Subject: are you sure?

Ombudsman,

Please view this picture that he VOLUNTARILY posted on his website: http://www.deshif.com/pix/B10.jpg (and recently mentioned above)...

Do you still contend that "No one deserves that sort of public humiliation, no matter how much of a nerd they are."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390332)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

The Goat has been violated :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390340)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 8:27 PM
Author: chupadero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2391123)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Joe_Vaj_8
Subject: wow

does this poor guy even know he's getting totally owned on xoxo by now? somebody must have told him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390345)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:53 PM
Author: David Shifren (http://www.deshif.com/onion.htm)

Yes I know, In fact it's on my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390375)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:55 PM
Author: CSFive

I checked - I don't see it on the main page. Is it in Appendix C?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390389)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 10:18 PM
Author: 2091

LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2391927)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 8:47 PM
Author: pinkerton (devo@lsn)

Oh man, I think I've passed his father's law practice in Hicksville. The one I'm thinking of has its phone number in huge gold numbers on the front of the building, so I'll have to pay more attention the next time I pass it. It's right near where LILCO was, so I think that could be it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2391312)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 11:52 PM
Author: DEShif (http://www.deshif.com)
Subject: Nope

That's Dominic Barbara's practice. My father's practice used to be down the road from there but no longer is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2392841)





Date: March 24th, 2005 1:54 AM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394077)





Date: March 24th, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: DEShif (http://www.deshif.com)

Not personally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394103)





Date: March 24th, 2005 2:11 AM
Author: Wolfowitz

Do you know me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394220)





Date: March 24th, 2005 2:14 AM
Author: DEShif (http://www.deshif.com)

Nope. Should I?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394245)





Date: March 24th, 2005 2:16 AM
Author: Wolfowitz

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394273)





Date: March 24th, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: DEShif (http://www.deshif.com)

Or, rather, do I?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394301)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Root Beer Belly
Subject: Computer Science

When I first saw that photo, I thought to myself "computer science." Then I scrolled down the page and . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2391320)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 11:30 PM
Author: DEShif (http://www.deshif.com)
Subject: I'm touched...

... that everyone seems to find my site so hilarious.

1. Yes, the site is real. I'm real. And I'm really DEShif himself. (To prove it's me, here's the IM I got from Jim Adler: Mr Jim Adler (7:12:27 PM): You seriously have got to be the biggest tool I have ever come across in my life. Your resume is pathetic and the fact that you list the things that you do on your away message is just sad.)

2. Neither "xeris" nor "David Shifren" are me. I just found about this forum (and, indeed, this site) tonight when someone posted to my site's forum.

3. The story about my bidding for $950 for picnic with Struve is true. I did have a group lined up (although not at that price). And it has nothing to do with her looks or gender and everything to do with market competition. You may recall I also bought events with Profs. Roosevelt, Persily, Parchomovsky, and Prichett (all male). The only reason I spent $950 for this one was because a group of 1Ls bid up to $900.

4. The rumors about expulsion from Duke, restraining orders, or any stalking at all are utterly untrue. Ask the admissions office if you don't believe me - they've seen my records.

5. The photo of Judge Jones' chambers really are the clerks and interns. At the time it was taken, I was the only male in the office. And, no, that's not why I took the job!

6. Yes, the hot body championships are true. And, yes, I won them despite (or perhaps due to?) my being fat and ugly.

7. This online resume isn't the same as my actual, paper resume. That one is one page and omits almost all of the minor things which are on the online resume. This one is much more comprehensive and (perhaps exhaustively) detailed.

8. Finally, the purpose behind the event calendar and schedule is twofold: first, for my own convenience - I don't have a PDA and secondly, because my friends (yes, I do have friends!) sometimes use it to see what's going on, what classes I'm taking, or when I'm free.

9. The Cuba trip was legal (and quite fun) - I had Treasury Dept. permission through the law school to conduct academic research.

10. Finally, despite what many on the board have speculated, I am neither gay nor a virgin (although, admittedly, I am single). And, in response to your next question, I've never used a prostitute.

Let me know if you have any other questions. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2392604)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 11:32 PM
Author: Go means red

i like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2392631)





Date: March 24th, 2005 12:17 AM
Author: Deanrobbins

youve got a pair my friend. welcome to the insanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2393135)





Date: March 24th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: 174 (STFU all of you fuckers)

Dear Mr. Shifren,

Upon examining your resume, my advisors and I have concluded that I am more prestigious than you. While you have achieved some prestigiousness in your day, you simply do not rival the glorious elitism that is 174. HTH.

Please update your resume's "Recognition" section to reflect that I responded to your post, as this surely constitutes prestigious recognition.

Feel free to ask for advice if you ever need help not being a TTT.

Gloriously elite,

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2393269)





Date: March 24th, 2005 12:45 AM
Author: Howie Mandel

"Please update your resume's "Recognition" section to reflect that I responded to your post, as this surely constitutes prestigious recognition"

Yes. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2393429)





Date: March 24th, 2005 12:47 AM
Author: 174 (STFU all of you fuckers)

*bows*

I have racked up two 180's tonight. This is unprecedented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2393449)





Date: March 24th, 2005 1:28 AM
Author: .... ............. .. ...........

a truly stirring moment of prestigiousness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2393893)





Date: March 24th, 2005 1:43 AM
Author: YOUREANIDIOT

Hey douchebag,

I actually found this funny. Well done. Finally youre getting the hang of utilizing your schtick in an effective manner. Keep it up, and Ill refrain from embarassing you.

Hugs and Kisses,

YOUREANIDIOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394007)





Date: March 24th, 2005 2:36 AM
Author: 174 (STFU all of you fuckers)

Thanks for the vote of confidence- I just had to work out the kinks.

I sure am glad you're done "embarassing" me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394464)





Date: March 24th, 2005 11:27 AM
Author: Columbia JD

176

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2395868)





Date: March 24th, 2005 1:35 AM
Author: TheDude

You sound pretty nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2393946)





Date: March 24th, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: thealp (adamspamguard-autoadmit@yahoo.com)
Subject: please grow up

Greetings.

Making fun of others is fine. We all do it.

It is extremely cowardly, however, to do so anonymously, hiding behind the cloak of a website.

Thus, I present a real, working email address:

adamspamguard-autoadmit@yahoo.com

[Of course, this is a temporary address, I can keep it as long (or short) as I want. But for now it goes straight to my inbox]

Anyway. I strongly recommend that many of you think long and hard about your desire and readiness for law school. These types of baseless attacks simply are not welcome within these halls.

If nothing else, please do not come to Penn. You won't fit in and we won't accept these types of attitudes and behaviors.

And in the future, if you have something to say, please at least attach a name and email.

--Adam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2398319)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 11:33 PM
Author: Benjamin Affleck

This douche misspelled "university" on his TTTSHITEATINGFAGGOT resume!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2392639)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 11:47 PM
Author: DEShif (http://www.deshif.com)
Subject: Doh!

Wow, how embarrassing! Thanks for letting me know! I'll fix it right away! (Good thing this isn't the resume I send to employers!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2392798)





Date: March 23rd, 2005 11:48 PM
Author: NicoBlue

be nice, he's a really nice, smart guy. just dorky. he was in my freshman dorm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2392806)





Date: March 24th, 2005 12:12 AM
Author: Order of the Queef

Did you ever play spit and shove?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2393083)





Date: March 24th, 2005 1:29 AM
Author: .... ............. .. ...........

holy shit -- you know him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2393896)





Date: March 24th, 2005 1:47 AM
Author: pivan113
Subject: You're all fucked.

I know David from another school he went to. Yes, he sat in the front and raised his hand, and yes he would often annoy the teacher, and yes it took him a little while to get his words out and yes he was akward with girls and akward in general.

However, he has a good heart. He is a good guy. He is never mean, always positive and if he comes off arrogant sometimes, well re-read the aforegoing posts and ask yourself why someone who is constantly made fun of might act like that. I wasn't his best friend, or really knew him, but someone told me of this post today and we all talked about why it was sad that there were so many immature children who could not be supportive of those around them who might be challenged in one way or another. Maybe sometimes people paint targets on themselves, but who are we to hurl shit at them.

I wish David the best of luck. I think he should, if he is reading this, understand that people are jealous, in the case of these posts, it pervades their comments, and finally David, all of us at Cardozo think well of you and wish you the best.

Fuck these people and keep growing, you'll learn what you need to, God knows you are smart enough to get there. Be yourself. Find your way. Keep your head up. Most importantly, don't listen to the negativity. Good Luck.

Paul Perkins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394023)





Date: March 24th, 2005 1:47 AM
Author: .... ............. .. ...........

why are you responding to MY post, dipshit? i never said anything bad about the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394027)





Date: March 24th, 2005 1:50 AM
Author: DEShif (http://www.deshif.com)

Hey Paul - thanks for the warm wishes. It's good to hear from you and give my regards to the Cardozo crew! I miss you guys - drop me a line sometime!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394048)





Date: March 24th, 2005 2:16 AM
Author: Benjamin Affleck

Cardozo crew...OUCH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394276)





Date: March 24th, 2005 2:18 AM
Author: DEShif (http://www.deshif.com)

?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394296)





Date: March 24th, 2005 2:18 AM
Author: Wolfowitz

www.hallmark.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394299)





Date: March 24th, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: Howie Mandel

Hi David.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2395818)





Date: March 24th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: dreanm (drea.kendall@comcast.net)
Subject: what I have learned from this thread

1. the future of the justice system will be in the hands of many childish, hateful misfits who have nothing better to do than attempt to destroy the self-esteem of an accomplished human being.

2. Posting enormous amounts of personal information online is an invariable risk and makes you vulnerable to such scrutiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2398608)





Date: March 24th, 2005 6:57 PM
Author: AmericanConsumer (americanconsumer@gmail.com)

why does his phone number have a seattle area code?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2398956)





Date: April 21st, 2005 7:05 PM
Author: not

Cell phone, I would assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2607210)





Date: June 18th, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: Marty Lipton

probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3046322)





Date: June 18th, 2005 2:22 AM
Author: tequilaonice

http://www.deshif.com/pix/B10.jpg

Now we all know what he does on his off time...

edit: http://www.deshif.com/pix/PB100049.JPG this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3046364)





Date: June 18th, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: tequilaonice

http://www.deshif.com/pix/P4130076.JPG

bwahahahaha. Funniest pic yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3046404)





Date: June 20th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: nerdette
Subject: David Shifren

Hi, my name is Carol, and I've been friends with Dave since high school. Rather, he has been a good friend to me for almost the last 10 years, despite my immaturity throughout most of the time period. For a very long time, I was an utter douchebag who thought that popularity mattered and Dave was strange, so I wasn't a very good friend to him. (Dave, please consider this my official apology.)

Dave has stuck by me through thick and thin all of these years. He has been a thoughtful, kind, and generous friend and a great listener. He is an intelligent, patient person who gives without expecting anything in return from others. Whenever someone pokes fun at him, he takes it in stride and is never mean to the offending party. The rest of us can learn a lot from him.

More about me: Right now I'm in business school in the DC area. Usually I'm pretty normal and boring (http://photos1.blogger.com/img/63/3838/1024/IMG_1058.jpg ) but sometimes I can be silly and cool like Dave (http://photos1.blogger.com/img/63/3838/1024/IMG_0018.jpg ).

If any of you douchebags out there want to sling insults at me for defending my friend, feel free. Your puerile stupidity amuses me.

Carol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3065652)





Date: June 20th, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: Calm

What STD's do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3065665)





Date: June 20th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: nerdette

Actually, it's very interesting that you ask this question. As a precaution, I get tested at least once every year. I just got my results back today and I've tested negative for all of the diseases. Unless you're counting intelligence as an STD. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3065697)





Date: June 20th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: This name will be used on all future posts you mak

Shut up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3066750)





Date: June 20th, 2005 4:10 PM
Author: Loser-Fuckles

Eat shit and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3065674)





Date: June 20th, 2005 4:14 PM
Author: nerdette

Nice username!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3065705)





Date: December 19th, 2005 3:26 AM
Author: RenadaDeshada

LOL BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4605993)





Date: December 19th, 2005 3:29 AM
Author: flyfisher110 ("i mack ladiezz all the time on my i-net comp;)" - Sears )

http://www.deshif.com/pix/PB100049.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4606008)





Date: December 19th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Ride 'em cowboy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4606038)





Date: December 19th, 2005 4:46 AM
Author: morgancity (prestigious)

"LEGAL EXPERIENCE

LeBoeuf, Lamb, Greene & MacRae LLP, New York, New York - Summer Associate, Summer 2005."

pwn3d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4606364)





Date: December 19th, 2005 9:11 PM
Author: Skadden Shoes
Subject: "Education"

Duke University

nuff said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4612748)





Date: December 19th, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: askwejkodi

OH MY FUCKING GOD ALL MIGHTY!!!!! This has to be one of the best threads EVER! Still, after Davids response....he seems like a perfectly well adjusted, kind, if awkward feller. I for one support him despite his extreme lack of social skills. If you will allow me:

Life is tough, as tough can be

But David you can count on thee

to pull yourself from deep dispair

and rise above, and make it there

Your talents wide, and varied are

with a little hope, youll be a star

just make sure to love yourself

and lose some weight, if for your health

your wit is keen, and lsat high

your memory strong, you are not shy

your breast is large, to hold your heart

which beats in rhythm, it does its part

and despite what these losers say

nay never forget that though you may

display the douchbaggery most high and hard

you can allways play the lexis card



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4613300)





Date: December 20th, 2005 12:56 AM
Author: soundviewsam (you touch my tralala)

rock on dave!

Also, did you guys notice he attended the Institute for Justice law student conference?

He's a libertarian to boot. I don't care what his persona is (which doesn't seem all that bad). If he uses his intellectual talents and ambitions to further the cause of liberty MORE POWER TO HIM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4615203)





Date: December 20th, 2005 3:06 AM
Author: Ugly Boy

Vicious satire is not 'hatred'. Teacher's pets have always been ridiculed, so no sympathy should be expected. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4616610)





Date: December 20th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: consultant, inc.

I've got one word.....HA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4619455)





Date: December 20th, 2005 2:37 PM
Author: Lionel Hutz (Law Offices of Lionel Hutz)

In keeping with Penn's employed at graduation rate, he must be working at like 3 firms simultaneously by now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4619677)





Date: January 16th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: witness
Subject: I saw this loser in Cancun

Over Christmas break I saw this loser dancing his fat ass off in a cancun nightclub (by himself of course). I even asked him was he a Penn law student to be sure, he asked "what have I done?" I said I was a 3L and recognized him. Meanwhile I had to come up with a lie so explain to my friends why I was talking to this loser.

I'll say this, the boy ain't shy...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4833722)





Date: January 17th, 2006 4:24 AM
Author: A Simple Asian Man

dp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4838492)





Date: January 17th, 2006 4:24 AM
Author: A Simple Asian Man

The fact that he went to cancun by himself. And went to a bar by himself. And was dancing by himself makes 'shif very, very, prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4838493)





Date: January 17th, 2006 1:08 PM
Author: DEShif (http://www.deshif.com)
Subject: Must have missed...

You must have missed the fact that I was there with, oh, 40 or so friends. (I've been going to Cancun for 20 years, so I know a lot of people down there.) Nice try, though. And, if I recall correctly, I rebuffed your advance. I didn't mean to be hurtful, I just don't swing that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4839613)





Date: January 17th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: KimboSlice

I'd like to stick that pudgy meathole of yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4839810)





Date: January 17th, 2006 1:40 PM
Author: C+C™ (Cause ain't no such thing as halfway crooks)

I admire this motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4839818)





Date: January 18th, 2006 10:56 AM
Author: DrewSucksoe (1st democratically banished XO member)

He's got moxie. I'll give him that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4847351)





Date: January 17th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: SearsPrizeWinner

LEBOUEFPWN3DDD!!!!111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4840902)





Date: January 18th, 2006 10:44 AM
Author: witness

I didn't notice the 40 friends, but I wasn't looking for them either.

I felt like I was in the presence of a celebrity. Lowly ole me watching DeShif groove on the corner of the stage. I thought DeShif only existed in my dreams. I was starstruck watching you move those meaty hips to the beat of the music. If only I had internet access that night my friends and I could have celebrated our chance encounter with xoxo royalty. Instead all I heard was "What the fuck are you doing talking to that guy." I even was going to take a photo of you with a couple of the girls we were with, but they were worried about you dripping sweat on them.

I do have a healthy measure of respect for DeShif, any dude willing to get up on the DJ stage and dance by himself is cool by me. You, Mr. DeShif, have enough balls for 8 normal men. I salute you.

By the way, there were a ton of young hotties there that night, I trust you did not go home alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4847309)





Date: January 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: Renada Deshada

you are frighteningly cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4847625)





Date: January 18th, 2006 12:11 PM
Author: witness

thats what I keep hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4847775)





Date: January 18th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: [Board administrators control this account.]

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4847612)





Date: January 17th, 2006 4:09 PM
Author: bosterone

You guys have problems. This guy seems fine. You guys, on the other hand, look pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4840997)





Date: January 17th, 2006 6:49 PM
Author: jesus, jesus

whatever, this fat retarded dumbfuck is the kind of fat retarded dumbfuck that gives lawyers, republicans, Americans and white males a bad name.

Shockingly, this idiot hasn't even been compared to who he is most like. Even though, as I recall, there is a photo with him with the dude.

Karl Rove was close, but Rove at least is an architect, a strategic thinker that can assess avenues and devise tactics to negotiate them toward success.

This fat dumbass is more like Ken Starr than anyone else. His claim to fame: examining Bill Clintons spooge marks. This heeb is well on his way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4842429)





Date: January 17th, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: bosterone

Who are you talking about? That kid is just a law student. Where are you getting all this shit?

You have problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4842563)





Date: January 18th, 2006 10:54 AM
Author: Renada Deshada

he seems like a perfectly decent guy. and GTO -- our "director of educational services" -- ridiculing someone for credential puffery is ridiculously ironic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4847345)





Date: March 5th, 2006 2:32 AM
Author: Check CNN

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#5251207)